The troll we need, but do not deserve. Thank you, Rob.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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His compressor is so fucking annoying. You go to his Twitch channel and he sounds like a nasally dweeb.
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Rob completely shitting on Jack the whole time. Wearing his merch, cooking ribs after Jack posted his abomination of ribs on boomer book last week, pushing the rub of the chef Scalfatti copyright struck.
Was there even a tip of the cap to the Farms in the beginning of the video, or did I misread the comment about the forum he referenced?
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Strokey is so mushbrained he can't read between the lines. Or realize Rob knew it was Hammy Jr helping him out.
EDIT: Edited for clarity.
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The fact that Jack hasn't seen through Rob's trolling shows how self-absorbed he is. I mean this dude literally posts links to his videos on fatty's facebook page which are full of swipes and barbs aimed at him. Even for a moron like Jack I feel that Rob's attacks are often so on the nose that Jack would figure it out if he only took the time to watch even 1-2 minutes of his videos. I get the sense Jack feels too self-important to watch any of Rob's videos and just thumbs it up or gives it a heart emoji or some shit like that.
In his latest video Rob states on camera that there is a place in hell for people who don't remove the membrane from ribs. Heck, even the video of their meet-up last year has Rob joining in with the commenters and shitting on Jack. You would think Jack would at least take a nice long look at that one..
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Jagoff needs to keep a really close, steady eye on that Rob character
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In a quaint little town, quite far away,
Lived Jack Scalfani, who'd feast every day,
He'd eat and he'd munch with no sign of restraint,
A gluttonous fellow, with no single complaint.
This man of strange tastes, who lived life with zeal,
Savored peculiar meals, his love for them real,
From salmonella to strokes, his troubles were vast,
But he'd soldier on, his love for food steadfast.
For Jack, the loathsome dung eater, you see,
Had a penchant for filth and a taste for debris,
He'd savor the waste, as odd as it seems,
And feast on the muck, his heart full of dreams.
In his quest for a taste of the rotten and vile,
He'd suffer the ailments, but still wear a smile,
Salmonella and strokes, a price he would pay,
For the loathsome dung eater, it was just another day.
So, as you ponder the life of dear Jack,
Remember his spirit, in the face of attack,
Though strange and peculiar, he lived without fear,
Jack Scalfani, a name we'll forever revere.
Chat gpt knows whats up
Lived Jack Scalfani, who'd feast every day,
He'd eat and he'd munch with no sign of restraint,
A gluttonous fellow, with no single complaint.
This man of strange tastes, who lived life with zeal,
Savored peculiar meals, his love for them real,
From salmonella to strokes, his troubles were vast,
But he'd soldier on, his love for food steadfast.
For Jack, the loathsome dung eater, you see,
Had a penchant for filth and a taste for debris,
He'd savor the waste, as odd as it seems,
And feast on the muck, his heart full of dreams.
In his quest for a taste of the rotten and vile,
He'd suffer the ailments, but still wear a smile,
Salmonella and strokes, a price he would pay,
For the loathsome dung eater, it was just another day.
So, as you ponder the life of dear Jack,
Remember his spirit, in the face of attack,
Though strange and peculiar, he lived without fear,
Jack Scalfani, a name we'll forever revere.
Chat gpt knows whats up
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Preciate it youtube
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Shot, chaser. I don't know, doesn't look that crappy to me. Probably a hip neighborhood, and obvious parking in front.
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What are the odds he will give it a low score due to lack of handicrapped parking? Here comes a Mobility Mary moment.
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I was thinking, I grew up in a to-become-'trendy' city and yeah, thats one of those old kinda-neighborhood dives that got overlooked for years until the area became hip and it never had much parking--it still looks like it has bigger spots/more accommodating parking than a lot like it. Yeah you probably still need a smaller car than his fatass F150 fuckoff super suburbia van, but you dont NEED a compact car like some places like that end up, while still having kinda tight parking.
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I would kill to have the spirit of Mobility Mary inhabit Jack's scooty-puff straddling corpus for a moment, just long enough to hear the indignant and sobbingly-self-pitying howl of a protest at someone stepping an inch into a 9 foot wide handicapped lane rip from his fat-constricted throat.
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Tbh, ReviewTech guy is almost as fat as Jack is and isn't a stroked out husk of a man, he's still an idiot but that's another story.
Jack is behaving like your run of the mill alcoholic, drug addict, it's always somebody or something else, but never themselves who are the reason for their plethora of health problems.
Honestly, I'm sick and tired of that crap. Nobody forced you to gulp down literally tons of meat, lard and cheese, Jack, you worthless fat fuck!
Tbh, albeit Booger1488 isn't stroked out like Jack is, Booger has most likely different but also quite severe health problems. I really do think there is a chance that Booger1488 dies even before Jack or at least loses one or two of his legs to da beetus.
Just because both Booger and Wings are not stroked out doesn't mean they're not at the brink of death.
Wings might make it a little bit longer but both Jack and Booger1488 are already on death row, they just deny it yet
If that's the crappy part of Nashville, then I'm really curious what this dumbass' reaction would be while driving thru Gary, IN or fucking Cleveland.
Crappy part of the city most likely is Jack's code for "I saw to black dudes on a street corner".
That's always been Fatty's idea of "bad part of town".
Oh they definitely have their problems I'm sure. I know Boogie already has that thing with fluid in his legs that causes dents like memory foam(fucking disgusting), and they both probably sound like they're being strangled to death in their sleep. What I mean is actually suddenly having the strokes, heart attacks, etc. There's no way they don't have health issues currently, but it'll catch up to them like it has Fatty and be a train wreck.
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That just means "too many darkies" in Jagoff's opinion.
And he's afraid somebody is going to lift the saucemobile while Mommywife goes in and gets his tacos.
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Tammy probably hopes the darkies lift her.
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Is there a playlist or a batch of PCLM live (unlisted) videos? I'm looking for the one where they make fun of Jack stuffing a turkey or/Chicken with fucking sausage. I need to relive this moment with the family. Plox and Thx.
Jack freaks out when someone walks by his house on the SIDEWALK.
The idea that they might be a minority is fantastic.
But I'd rather the goose mafia show up daily, just bang on his shitty weather door, ruining videos.
The idea that they might be a minority is fantastic.
But I'd rather the goose mafia show up daily, just bang on his shitty weather door, ruining videos.
If he is on nextdoor, he probably would bitch about that. Half the posts on that site consist of shit like: "Hey, did anyone else see a brown person walking down the sidewalk at 2pm?"