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Come on guys. Do you really think just one account is enough to contain all of Shane's immeasurable girth? I'm thinking 5 accounts minimum.
Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.
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Why are you disagreeing Shane? The comment shows that it was deleted by the moderator.
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FAT
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The fact that he says he "retired before 40" is unbelievably cringe and retarded even for this fat fucking loser. The only people who retire before 40 are so successful that they are set for the rest of their life presumably, they would not have to go to some homeless shelter to receive dental care for their rotting teeth because they don't have a job. This idiot really is more delusional and pathetic than fatrick and I didn't even know that was possible.
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THE KRAKEN AWAKES
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Right, that's not being retired, it's giving up, which is cool too, just admit it. Lots of people give up, life's hard.
Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd
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lmao, you genuinely fucked up whatever you were trying to do by neg rating a worm, didn't you
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LOOK AT THAT STOMACH! I HATE TO IMAGINE THE GUNT!
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One, a faggot is very handy to have around. You should always have some when camping. Also get some Old Man's Beard.
Two, who would want to see a hambeast naked? If you seen one hog you've seen them all.
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Horrifying to behold
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Shoe on head?
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That's not what I named my pussy. But good idea.
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So when are we writing up her thread
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Aww. I knew you guys would like me. Let me know what kind of Shame Jokes gossip you want to hear.So when are we writing up her thread
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wow, even shame dislikes looking at pictures of this creature. That's harsh man, does she know how you feel about her?
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He's upset that I came on here to say that his penis is just big enough that it doesn't qualify as a micropenis.
Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd
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That's just Shane's 5D plan to distance himself from the @KF Cruiser account. It's utterly retarded, but so is he.
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Today we're travelling with Shame Nokes through the Redditverse!
We find ourselves on a Television (hardware) brand's forum... I guess Shane owns this brand of TV and thus, by Shane Logic, was essential personalle at the lab that designed it, and worked in the factory producing it.
( Reddit , Archive + More Context Archive)
Alright, it's just a post about "Sim Racing" and which model of Hisense brand Television to buy.
This is really boring and mundane stuff, there's no way Shane Nokes can have a total meltdown, here... Right?
He's reading through the comments... and he comes across somebody offering tips for the best display under different circumstances... things for worked for him.... real mundane shit.
Anybody in their right mind would just read this, maybe have a use for the information, or disregard it.
Noobs.
WHOOSH! Here comes our hero, to save the internet!
An expert on hisense Televisions, Shame announces with authority "your entire statement is WRONG"
He muses on how this "thisisreallynotok" guy could just go on the internet and tell lies about this television
Shane completely misses the irony in this statement. This will be important later.
This Reddit user has no idea that DewThePDX is Shane Nokes, so he makes the mistake of replying:
Pretty reasonable. This guy seems to have the facts about the mundane details he mentioned, but wisely decides it's not worth sourcing to someone who showed up claiming to be God of Hisense himself.
I'm sure Shane will have an intelligent discussion about this, or cite contrary evidence.
Ughhhh, what?
Shane has been completely mind-broken by "thisreallyisnotok" not instantly bowing before him.
He's not making any sense, and has a severe stutter, "FALLACY! FALLACY! THE OLD FALLACY FALLACY IS A FALLACY RESPECT MUH AUTHORITY FALLACY!"
I honestly think Shane has multiple personalities. One of them always seems to be pointing out exactly what he is doing.
He mentions "appeal to authority fallacy" but that's not even applicable... Nobody referenced any authority to make their argument correct.
Appeal to authority fallacy would be saying something like "[XFamousYoutuber] did a review and made these claims, therefore it's true because XFamousYoutuber is more of an expert than either of us."
His mad stuttering subsides, and he belts out this gem:
Chalk up another job on the Shane Nokes resume.
I thought he was claiming retired, but he's been secretly doing hardware development at Hisense this whole time! It all makes sense!....to nobody.
He always tries to sound smart, but always ends up sounding like an even bigger idiot.
This other guy can't make sense of Shame's retard-rage-babble, and also picks out the only three coherent words "appeal to authority" to address:
Still just spitting facts, to which Shame has no source or reference to argue against.
He then triggers a secret landmine: he calls Shane a clown (Shane hates clowns, more in another post)
Shane drinks a few mountain dews, and calms down a bit.. He replies again, but this time can form a slightly more coherent statement:
Shame argues that he doesn't have to provide evidence or support his claims.
This is because something about disproving a negative and debate axioms.
None of it really applies, nobody is trying to "disprove a negative."
He doesn't know any axioms.
"thisreallyisnotok" is sick of Shane's shit, but steps on another landmine by calling Shane "Ben Shapiro."
This hits Shane hard, as Ben Shapiro is a famous Jew, and Shane pretends to be a Jew for sympathy, as well as actually claiming to be a holocaust victim
Hit with the double landmines, Shane is enraged again, and goes in for the attack:
"You're illiterate and can't read what I said. [...] stupid piece of shit"
It's not that he was unclear, it's that this other person must be illiterate!
Shane's entire argument is that he should be able to
but nobody else can.
Evidence doesn't matter. If anyone disagrees with Shane, they are stupid pieces of shit who can fuck all the way off a cliff and win a darwin award.
Conversation Over.
Noob. Pwnd.
Shane, since you're on the forums now... do you want to give us a rundown of your time at Hisense?
It'd be much appreciated.
We find ourselves on a Television (hardware) brand's forum... I guess Shane owns this brand of TV and thus, by Shane Logic, was essential personalle at the lab that designed it, and worked in the factory producing it.
( Reddit , Archive + More Context Archive)
Alright, it's just a post about "Sim Racing" and which model of Hisense brand Television to buy.
This is really boring and mundane stuff, there's no way Shane Nokes can have a total meltdown, here... Right?
He's reading through the comments... and he comes across somebody offering tips for the best display under different circumstances... things for worked for him.... real mundane shit.
Anybody in their right mind would just read this, maybe have a use for the information, or disregard it.
Noobs.
WHOOSH! Here comes our hero, to save the internet!
An expert on hisense Televisions, Shame announces with authority "your entire statement is WRONG"
He muses on how this "thisisreallynotok" guy could just go on the internet and tell lies about this television
Shane completely misses the irony in this statement. This will be important later.
This Reddit user has no idea that DewThePDX is Shane Nokes, so he makes the mistake of replying:
Pretty reasonable. This guy seems to have the facts about the mundane details he mentioned, but wisely decides it's not worth sourcing to someone who showed up claiming to be God of Hisense himself.
I'm sure Shane will have an intelligent discussion about this, or cite contrary evidence.
Ughhhh, what?
Shane has been completely mind-broken by "thisreallyisnotok" not instantly bowing before him.
He's not making any sense, and has a severe stutter, "FALLACY! FALLACY! THE OLD FALLACY FALLACY IS A FALLACY RESPECT MUH AUTHORITY FALLACY!"
I honestly think Shane has multiple personalities. One of them always seems to be pointing out exactly what he is doing.
He mentions "appeal to authority fallacy" but that's not even applicable... Nobody referenced any authority to make their argument correct.
Appeal to authority fallacy would be saying something like "[XFamousYoutuber] did a review and made these claims, therefore it's true because XFamousYoutuber is more of an expert than either of us."
His mad stuttering subsides, and he belts out this gem:
And ah ha! I called it! He is claiming that he worked in Television development at Hisense!
Chalk up another job on the Shane Nokes resume.
I thought he was claiming retired, but he's been secretly doing hardware development at Hisense this whole time! It all makes sense!....to nobody.
He always tries to sound smart, but always ends up sounding like an even bigger idiot.
This other guy can't make sense of Shame's retard-rage-babble, and also picks out the only three coherent words "appeal to authority" to address:
Still just spitting facts, to which Shame has no source or reference to argue against.
He then triggers a secret landmine: he calls Shane a clown (Shane hates clowns, more in another post)
Shane drinks a few mountain dews, and calms down a bit.. He replies again, but this time can form a slightly more coherent statement:
Shame argues that he doesn't have to provide evidence or support his claims.
This is because something about disproving a negative and debate axioms.
None of it really applies, nobody is trying to "disprove a negative."
He doesn't know any axioms.
"thisreallyisnotok" is sick of Shane's shit, but steps on another landmine by calling Shane "Ben Shapiro."
This hits Shane hard, as Ben Shapiro is a famous Jew, and Shane pretends to be a Jew for sympathy, as well as actually claiming to be a holocaust victim
Hit with the double landmines, Shane is enraged again, and goes in for the attack:
"You're illiterate and can't read what I said. [...] stupid piece of shit"
It's not that he was unclear, it's that this other person must be illiterate!
Shane's entire argument is that he should be able to
but nobody else can.
Evidence doesn't matter. If anyone disagrees with Shane, they are stupid pieces of shit who can fuck all the way off a cliff and win a darwin award.
Conversation Over.
Noob. Pwnd.
Shane, since you're on the forums now... do you want to give us a rundown of your time at Hisense?
It'd be much appreciated.
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I just got finished this entire thread and my lord was it a page turner. These wannabe "cybersecurity experts" who always come up with the most bullshit word salad way to say something easy always make me chuckle. Sure, sure you just download the database mainframe and are now hacking the cpanel at the pixel level please save them children your our only hope.
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Wow, this thread is moving fast. I haven’t been able to post because I was working. Shane, working is when you perform a task or tasks for someone and they give you money in return. Think of what the government does for you except you actually have to do something.
Anyhow, I had a thought of how I would personally be totally owned by Shane.
Anyhow, I had a thought of how I would personally be totally owned by Shane.
We all know that his idol and hero Pat Tomlinson has his high school GPA (1.7) out in public, and if Shane were to release his I think I’d have to kill myself.