Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

DoNotFeedTheSneed said:
idk what would be worse, the she-gunt actually being hired as part of a girlfriend for hire service or shane telling his gf to make him look as pathetic as possible on purpose like that would accomplish something grand
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If it turns out that what she's implying is true, it'll be hilarious. If this is an attempt at a gay op, it'll still be fucking hilarious ("Make me sound as pathetic as possible honey, that'll really own 'em!). We win either way lmao
 
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Harry Hamburgers said:
My favorite episode is when the whole family gets addicted to cigarettes.
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Whoa, hold on, son. I want you to keep an open mind so you can make an informed decision. If you want, you can read a bloated government report on smoking, or go straight to the horse's mouth and get the facts from the tobacco industry.
 
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The "Bring home to mom" experience


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The "romantic escape" experience


The "Daily Slice of Life" experience (AI Estimation)

Which was your favorite role to play with Shane, @Harry Hamburgers ?
Shane @KF Cruiser, feel free to speak up. Which was yours?
 
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internet friend said:
It gets more autistic by the second. Nose ring lady: can we get a verification video it's you? Like show you're logged into the account, or read out the same post you put your video in.
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Agreed, the pic is good but video is better. Also - recipts for the sex worker claim. Should have a website or something, right? How’d Shame initially find and contact you? Not that I know shit about Hookers or how they be doin‘ it these days.
 
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Gigasneed said:
My theory behind why @KF Cruiser won't post and instead just meanrates is that his internet brainrot has reached a terminal stage where not only does he give a shit about pretend points, he assumes everyone else does too.
Protip: by interacting (even if it's in the most pathetic way imaginable) you're just drawing more attention to your thread.
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he probably thinks us talking about his love for fake internet points is "le epic trolling ween" for him
 
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Jesus, Shame, you really fit your name.

It's clearly not legitimate, that's dumb.
My guess is it's almost definitely them and not just a troll; he's sitting here camping in this thread reading every single thing people post, his Twitter's private, obviously he's going to keep trying to engage somehow.

Plus only Shame or his partner would try to portray her as a hooker; if she was a sex worker she'd definitely be starving instead of contributing so enthusiastically to the American obesity epidemic.

Harry Hamburgers said:
I gotta get to bed to get my slut sleep so I can wake up and suck tomorrow's dick. Keep the questions coming and I'll get back to you. Don't get too thirsty.
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As if your mouths aren't already fully occupied scarfing down Little Debbies, you fat fuck.
 
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poopshoes said:
The fact that he says he "retired before 40" is unbelievably cringe and retarded even for this fat fucking loser. The only people who retire before 40 are so successful that they are set for the rest of their life presumably, they would not have to go to some homeless shelter to receive dental care for their rotting teeth because they don't have a job. This idiot really is more delusional and pathetic than fatrick and I didn't even know that was possible.
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Shane was an NFL quarterback, professional athletes retire before 40 all the time, I'm sorry you're so stupid.
 
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