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Magichan said it's all good and he has like 6 phds>people actually think a doctor has been anywhere near it
Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread
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Hey guys, what's going on?
*reads OP*
Welp, see ya.
*reads OP*
Welp, see ya.
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No, stupidity is not wearing a condom when having sex with strangers, Chris-Chan's problems are simple schizophrenia. It's hilarious that he has unknowingly admitted to being a pathological liar in this text. "Oh yeah, it's a hoax"
Also, who would have guessed that when Marvin said Chris was merely optimistic about those retarded videos this would have happened to Chris. Dissociation from reality is not like the movies claim it to be.
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Nyx
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Have you told him that when a girl (particularly a "late developer") gets her first period she needs to get specific blood tests to make sure she's not anaemic and check her natural hormone production? Otherwise it can cause fertility/hormone issues later on meaning she may not be able to conceive or develop to her full breast size. Fuck his health, if his precious titties were at risk he'd be more inclined to listen. Also I've heard worse theories about how girly bits work so worth a shot....
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The only problem I see with this plan is that we all know OPL is just going to lie and say he's already gone to the doc/gyno/quack and is perfectly healthy so honestly, this is useless.
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JULAY
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Well, that's it, his utter stupidity is going to kill him when that thing gets so infected that it breaches his intestinal wall.
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Not if decades of countless McDonalds burgers have fortified his intestines...
Zero Gun: Fenrir
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I doubted how delusional he was before I saw the texts. Then again, Photoshop exists, and I need to take all of the screen caps with a modicum of caution. However, given the other evidence that suggest delusions, idk what to think anymore.
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The first one looks as though it could have been shopped, the second one is too low quality. Why would someone near Chris photoshop an ulcer that exposes fat instead of the beginnings of a real vagina? If this were a lie, I think Chris would be milking it for all it was worth in donation requests. It could be an elaborate hoax, but this is Chris we are talking about. I have my doubts too, but his driver's licence just reinforces that he is delusional and crazy. Sexy bedroom eyes at the DMV?
If it is a hoax, I will be avoiding anything to do with Chris for good.
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Think about Chris's artistic skill and his ability to perceive depth, lines of sight, and lighting. Then think about his demonstrated computer skills. Now consider his overall competency. Finally, think about the first time you ever opened up Photoshop and how complicated it really is.
Sure, Photoshop exists, but Chris wouldn't be able to pull off a Photoshop hoax in a million years.
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To be fair, that was long before Chris started claiming to literally feel his clit growing in.
I've seen Chris get up into a billion random stupid ideas, only to get bored of them two weeks later. Who would've thought this would've been the one that sticks?
Like I'm pretty sure Chris got bored of the estrogel, for example.
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We were pretty sure of a lot of things that turned out to be incorrect, though. This is literally CWCstian Science.
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Costs too much. Chris hasn't mentioned it in awhile. He's super gung ho about the hypnosis stuff. He's also looked into HRT, but it's too pricy.
I'm thinking he dove into the hypnosis stuff because it seemed to solve all his problems at once. Surgery? HRT? Way too expensive. But youtube videos are free.
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Well, it was a bit of unfortunate timing. I was completely on board with your theory that Chris would get bored with the videos, because we were assuming that no physical change would happen to Chris. Coincendentally, his taint piercing evolved into an oddly shaped wound at exactly the time that would confirm his vague optimism about the videos.
I don't know. When Chris becomes the most ridiculous in his dissociation from reality, he does it willingly, almost consciously. It is like him describing himself as "close-minded" about Aspergers being on the autism spectrum. It is more like a child plugging his ears and yelling "I can't hear you". He sometimes seems aware that there is information out there which would be an unpleasant reality he would have a tough time denying, so he chooses not to engage with that information.
Chris is a shockingly literal example of the phrase "willfully ignorant".
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Is it Kosher to contact Chris now? I thought there was a pinned thread saying its against the rules. Just curious, I'm not dumb enough to give Chris my number. No way that could go wrong amirite?
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Has he used up all the gel he has on hand? He could be applying it to the wound in lieu of Neosporin.
Ever since the taint thing, every ween has been telling every ween to contact him thinking it will help.
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The latest texts are concerning. If Chris thinks labia and vaginas can "grow in" then he's likely to dismiss any complications as part of that process.
If he's expecting labia "growing in" to be followed by a vagina growing in, then he's expecting the wound to become quite deep - and that's where serious trouble could arise.
If he's expecting labia "growing in" to be followed by a vagina growing in, then he's expecting the wound to become quite deep - and that's where serious trouble could arise.
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Chris pierced his taint, and now it has split because he's gross and crazy. End of conspiracy. The simplest answer is often the correct one.
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