Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Spunt]

I'm not sure I buy it.

@Harry Hamburgers , you seem to be a blunt kind of person so I will be blunt in turn. You don't look like a sex worker, not the regular type. Girls your size are an acquired taste. The only scenario that makes sense is that Shane has a fetish for larger women, and that you met through some website specialising some that sort of BBW/feeder fetishism. Is this correct? If so, do you have a profile on one of these places that you could send us or any other evidence that this is the nature of your relationship? Otherwise I call bullshit, it's you, Shane or both feeding us (lol) a tall tale so he can go "lol we fooled Kiwifarms into believing all these things" - whilst this seems like a strange thing to do, we do need to remember that Shane:

1 - is very stupid
2 - is desperate for anything he sees as a "win"
3 - seems to have no qualms about dragging his gf into this mess and humiliating her

So it's more plausible than it would otherwise be.

Also, second question - how is Shane paying for your services? He's so poor he had to beg for money for a new bed the last time he moved. Someone that broke would struggle to afford a hooker for a single night, let alone the kind of long-term arrangement you're describing. That tends to be the realm of rich sugar daddies, whereas Shane is chronically unemployed and lives in subsidised housing. How is any of this possible?

Unless there are very good answers to these questions, and some hard evidence for those answers, I call gayops.

 

[Meriasek]

Shane is the kind of guy would try to get out of being bullied by making sexual noises when beaten up to creep out the bullies.
It didn't work, and now being bullied is his actual fetish.

 

[Simon]

Yeah, keep shitting up the thread with your non-content (nontent?). If I wanted to see some tits, I'd look at my own. At least there's no gunt to ruin the picture.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

I'm not sure I buy it.

@Harry Hamburgers , you seem to be a blunt kind of person so I will be blunt in turn. You don't look like a sex worker, not the regular type. Girls your size are an acquired taste. The only scenario that makes sense is that Shane has a fetish for larger women, and that you met through some website specialising some that sort of BBW/feeder fetishism. Is this correct? If so, do you have a profile on one of these places that you could send us or any other evidence that this is the nature of your relationship? Otherwise I call bullshit, it's you, Shane or both feeding us (lol) a tall tale so he can go "lol we fooled Kiwifarms into believing all these things" - whilst this seems like a strange thing to do, we do need to remember that Shane:

1 - is very stupid
2 - is desperate for anything he sees as a "win"
3 - seems to have no qualms about dragging his gf into this mess and humiliating her

So it's more plausible than it would otherwise be.

Also, second question - how is Shane paying for your services? He's so poor he had to beg for money for a new bed the last time he moved. Someone that broke would struggle to afford a hooker for a single night, let alone the kind of long-term arrangement you're describing. That tends to be the realm of rich sugar daddies, whereas Shane is chronically unemployed and lives in subsidised housing. How is any of this possible?

Unless there are very good answers to these questions, and some hard evidence for those answers, I call gayops.

It's definitely gayops, I checked common escort/prostitution sites and she's not on any of them. Might have a FetLife but finding her on there is like finding a needle in a pile of needles, it's known as FatLife for a reason.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Just had an idea
Shane is using both @KF Cruiser and @Harry Hamburgers. He just got his gf to do pics so he could post them. The reason why he keeps making himself seem as pathetic as possible is because he has a humiliation fetish

I don't know if its a humiliation fetish or Shame's idea of a "genius plan to own us" but everything "she" says strikes me as exactly the kind of thing Shame would make up in order to play a roll.

That is my suspicion as well. Either humiliation fetish or just thinking that by getting people to believe lies about himself he's winning in some way.

Yup, I'm of the second camp.

KF people are so dumb, I sent them pictures of my porker gf in lingerie and pretended that she was a whore that I paid for a girlfriend experience, I owned them so hard

That does seem about Shane's speed.

He listened to some Tim Pool and now is trying to "flood the zone" with "misinformation".

Yup.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

What the fuck is happening Shane needs to put his pig back in her pen, nobody deserves to see this hambeast, give her some attention Shane so we don't have to see anymore horrific shit.

 

[Meriasek]

Eyyyyy @KF Cruiser, you're online! Join us in discussing the validity of your hambeasts claims!
/edit: eyyyyy speaking of the devil, @Harry Hamburgers is online! Join us, but please refrain from posting any more pictures unless you spoiler that shit.

 

[Poonocchio]

we do need to remember that Shane:

1 - is very stupid
2 - is desperate for anything he sees as a "win"
3 - seems to have no qualms about dragging his gf into this mess and humiliating her

You forgot to add 4. Fat.

 

[Meriasek]

Eyyyyy @KF Cruiser, you're online! Join us in discussing the validity of your hambeasts claims!
/edit: eyyyyy speaking of the devil, @Harry Hamburgers is online! Join us, but please refrain from posting any more pictures unless you spoiler that shit.

BTW, isn't it quite curious they seem to never be online at the same time?
HMMMM

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

BTW, isn't it quite curious they seem to never be online at the same time?
HMMMM

Sounds right. I assumed as much but since I'm lazy I figured I'd wait till another Kiwi said something and one of the more autistic posted the receipts.

 

[Poonocchio]

Kiwis, @Harry Hamburgers aka definitely Shane's bought girlfriend and not Shane, really will do whatever he asks.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

I don't really want to post here, because I don't want to be caught up in the tsunami of ownage that is coming. I mean typically KF could just laugh at this and move on, but we have never dealt with a hacker with as much intelligence and industry pull as Shane. His resources, skills, and imagination are virtually limitless, and he has set his sights on us.

I can't possibly fathom how this ploy with his wife seemingly humiliating him here will play out, but I know every KFer will feel the painful sting of his retribution.

It is probably too late for any of us, but on the off chance that there is mercy left in his soul, I plead and say that I am on your side, Shane! Let this serve as a warning to others, get out while you can! Before this subtle and insanely complicated trap is sprung!

 

[Harbinger of the Demiurge]

I have a theory. I think Shame's girl is in on it and she very much looks up to and respects Shame's ideas, which might be more pathetic than just shitposting to try and stir the pot. She's also not right, as is Shame. I will elaborate.

First, look at her. Is that the kind of girl that gets a lot of attention from men? Attractive and well-off men in particular? Hell no. I wouldn't touch her with a 10ft pole, personally, and I'm not that attractive nor that well-off. The fat can be fixed, but the ratty hair and that gummy smile never will be. I doubt the fat will be either, tbh. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. The point I am making is that she is just as insecure as Shame is.

Second, Shame himself is obviously very insecure. This has come out in his posts for all to see. As such with insecurity, his standards are very low. A secure and confident man will attract secure and confident women. A man who's not? Well, just read the thread and my first point.

Third, let's talk masculinity. When I think of a man, I think of Clint Eastwood. Strong, silent, manly dude. Respectful, effective, and driven. When I go to the Manosphere, what do I get? Anger, rage, hatred, overarching stupidity, etc. That "toxic masculinity" is still full of masculine traits, even if they're negative in nature. That doesn't matter though, we're all animals. You display masculine traits, you are a man in society's eyes. And women like masculine men, and men like feminine women for the most part. The traits can be positive or negative. Ladies will stay with jerks, and men will stay with crazies. It's all the masculine/feminine dichtotomy, no matter if it's positive or negative.

So, we've got a lady who 1. Probably had little male attention in the past 2. Is wildly insecure (as is her man) and 3. by consequence, will latch onto any man who displays masculine traits, however negative, and gives her a morsel of attention. All of this rolls up to one result that I can see: We get a woman who worships her man as her God.

She'll do anything for him. She'll work, do the errands, cook dinner, suck his dick, etc. while Shame sits on his ass and collects gibs and plays Xbox. Hell, she'll even drop her self respect to get dragged into some faggot e-drama and get publicly humiliated for the world to see. Her man isn't even defending her so he can 'own' us when we call him out, which is very selfish. He even gleefully put her into this. But Shame's the one man she's got, so she'll do just about anything for him because she knows how she'll probably never get another man if she leaves unless he's a chubby chaser or is desperate as hell.

The story is very similar to Meigh's story. The insecurity, the attention whoring, the self-destructive behavior. I see many parallels. At least Meigh got humiliated enough that she got fed up and left Ralph to turn some other poor sap's hair blue.

Spoiler: Disclaimer

I don't like talking about ladies like this, but when you put your gunt to the fire, you might get burned. But still, we didn't start the fire. It's always been burnin' since the gunt's been turnin'.

 

[A Random Lurker]

On one hand this reminds me of the dsp escort extortion saga. On the other hand @KF Cruiser is a fat poor retard and I want to believe this poverty stricken circus freak is paying pennies from his tugboat for someone to be his friend.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Is she a "girlfriend experience" prostitute that gets passed around in Star Trek conventions that Shane convinced could make some cash by advertising to his newfound audience?

Imagine being her father.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

She had me up until the “sex worker” reply that seems forced. That is a total Shane Eileen Nokes move: Say something completely outrageous, and anyone who believes it has been “owned”.

I’m going to need a lot more proof than a rando account talking about the moron not being able to afford the “GFE”.

 

[A Sunset]

Shane or both feeding us (lol) a tall tale so he can go "lol we fooled Kiwifarms into believing all these things" - whilst this seems like a strange thing to do, we do need to remember that Shane:

1 - is very stupid
2 - is desperate for anything he sees as a "win"
3 - seems to have no qualms about dragging his gf into this mess and humiliating her

It’s not like this is anything new. Shame is retarded. He’s said to me that not drawing an ugly picture of his girlfriend meant I was a coward, and that if I got handjobs from women it meant I was afraid to masturbate and was a Proud Boy (?).

I think Shame likes the “I fooled Kiwi Farms” angle because there’s so much of his past dug up on the thread. He can feel like he has some control again.

I gotta get to bed to get my slut sleep so I can wake up and suck tomorrow's dick. Keep the questions coming and I'll get back to you. Don't get too thirsty.

LOL. While the spectacle here is funny, nobody asked to see this fuckin pic lady. Not needed for da bit. Lotta attention whoring toward Kiwi Farms going here. Sometime I think you guys are into some weird humiliation shit.

 

[Associate Rick]

What the fuck is happening Shane needs to put his pig back in her pen, nobody deserves to see this hambeast, give her some attention Shane so we don't have to see anymore horrific shit.

Shane is cold blooded, sending his gf in here like Farmer Hoggett "that'll do pig".

 

[Nevar Evar]

Shane, my man:

 

[Weather]

if I got handjobs from women it meant I was afraid to masturbate and was a Proud Boy (?).

There's an ancient rumor lefties spread back when the Proud Boys were the villain of the week that claimed the Proud Boys are vehemently anti-masturbation. You can find this claim repeated by grifters such as Thought Slime and Medium. The origins of this rumor stem from an obvious joke section on their website. Seriously, this is it:


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Medium article spreading the rumor. If you visit that "explains" hyperlink, it's dead now. Here's an Internet Archive of what they're talking about:


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Because this lolcow knows nothing and must intellectually posture instead, he's desperately alluding to this embarrassing, long debunked leftist rumor where they take a complete joke as if it's totally serious. Speaking of complete jokes passed off as if it's completely serious, this lolcow sure fits the bill!