Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Newsflash, fatboy, it will never happen, and I’m positive he knows why: He’s A FUCKING WHITE MALE. On the ladder to become a professional victim, fattrick is at the very bottom, and he doesn’t help his case by being the most unlikeable guy in the universe. No one worth a damn will ever come to his defense; all he can get is the freak army of the EEWU. That’s what's really eating him alive. Fattrick must have strong doublethink skills to block the obvious answer of why other professional victims become celebrities within a week, while fatboy can only get 10 retweets about being swatted for the 156th time (which he might have arranged himself). There has to be a parallel universe in which fatrick snaps at the hypocrisy and becomes a redpill/MRA reactionary. But it won't be this one. He’s in too deep now.

this, this right here is why I'm blubbergunted that he hasn't trooned out, or at least fagged out, or gone bi.

I think someone somewhere put a line in the sand, and he knows his meal ticket would be gone, otherwise he'd be Patricia last week.

 

[Chongqing]

I hope Mark anonymously joins the forum.

 

[Administrator Flotsam]

This knight of the round belly only squeezed into my consciousness yesterday, when I childishly contended in the MovieBob thread that Ethan Klein might be a bigger lolcow than Sir Eatsalot here. I have realized my mistake. I shall repent for it in my forum title.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

this, this right here is why I'm blubbergunted that he hasn't trooned out, or at least fagged out, or gone bi.

I think someone somewhere put a line in the sand, and he knows his meal ticket would be gone, otherwise he'd be Patricia last week.

Part of it is his tough guy mentality. He's not some faggot on the internet; he's a real internet tough guy who will spoon feed you your own teeth. If he went full bottom bitch, he's be admitting that the aTalker childs were right: he's not a tough guy. He's a fat bitch.

 

[Mango Cobra]

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Mark Pellegrino is now a Patposter. The Hollywood saga begins...

Edit: Mark is reading this thread, and piggy responds:

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MARK PELLEGRINO HAS CHILDED PIGGY:

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For anyone wondering about how their fight started, here's the context:

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Pat believes that you should be allowed to physically assault anyone that you suspect to be a Nazi. Mark seemed to have a problem with this.

Man, I'm looking forward to the next Mati stream, Josh's Tomlinson impressions never fail to make me laugh.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Wow. Looks like Pat got sent to Superhell because he was so fat.

 

[Anonitolia]

Mark Pellegrino is now a Patposter.

yet another sentence I never thought I'd hear
this truly is the timeline that just keeps on giving

 

[Associate Rick]

If it keeps up like this, my sides might propel themselves out of the Milky Way and towards some strange undiscovered planet, where there too I am sure we will find lifeforms that can rejoice in laughing at ridiculous internet clowns like Fatrick in their incomprehensible alien language.

Nasa could get a headstart by sending out a Pat Posting Probe for any alien race who may find it to know where to find the best entertainment.

 

[A Sunset]

Fatrick got Child’ed by a celebrity because of his unbearably dickish nature, and they even read his Kiwi Farms thread. And now we have a new board.


Good god, Fatrick is still the King of Kahtent. What a fat retard.

 

[Berrakh]

He’ll never stop the No Child bit because it would be “admitting defeat”. So enjoy years and years of completely topical and relevant Patposting.

Until he dies of a heart attack, or in a murder-suicide.

 

[Oxyjen]

You see what happens, Lebowski? You see what happens?

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Wouldn't it be nice if some really big Marvel actor that would normally align with the Pig politically noticed Pat and started patposting. Mark Ruffalo or Pedro Pascal.

If Mark Ruffalo one the most libshit people on earth called Patrick a fat dumb idiot who is fat, it would be an early Christmas present. I feel like his reality would be shattered. It would be even better if George Takei called him a fat retard given he's a Star Trek fan and lib. I think Pat would kill himself if he could find a beam strong enough to support his weight.

Remember Pat:

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Patrick has spawned 3 of the first three threads in our newest subforum (including himself). With this, the arrest record, the mugshot, the debtor's exam, the Pelligrino...

2023 is Year of the Pig.

 

[Sammich]

Mark is a decent dude for the norm of hollywood pieces of shit. Hope a few of y'all check him out, he does some decent stuff on youtube.

 

[The Feline Solution]

"Night, punkin fuck" is an excellent way to end an exhange with Patrick. This Mark guy seems pretty cool.

I really hope this makes it into Porsalin's documentary. Cant wait for that to drop, gonna be kino of the highest degree

Porsalin probably wakes up every day, checks on Pat and thinks "Fuck! Gotta edit the video again!" by now.

Edit:

The rapper Danny Brown is also known for being a fan of lolcows, especially Cyrax, who he has mentioned following on a couple of podcasts.

The merge continues.

Danny knows his shit, too. Been watching the Danny Brown Show ever since i learned he browses here and he's invested in the cows he follows. Almost makes me feel bad for saying nigger so often when i post.

Fattrick is, without a doubt, the top lolcow of the farms right now.

Always has been, child.

 

[Wodanaz]

LMAO holy fuck Mark totally destroyed him by actually citing multiple books he's read on the subject of world war 2 and nazi germany. Holy fucking based.

And piggy claims victory:

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What a dumb fat lummox.

take note of how a normal person handles retards online, by telling them to fuck off and then blocking them, as opposed to replying "child child child stalker child" 8 million times to every single one

 

[Pill Cosby]

Pat really is trying to out pig Ralph.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

Celebrities truly are just like you and I.

 

[Maude Snew]

A Fat Rick board is a terrible idea. He breaks boards. Not like Karate guy but from being fat also they're rotten and not mounted to the beams properly and might also be backwards. He's an expert handyman don't you know. The S stands for "Tool Time".

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Fatrick is the reason alien life hasn't made contact. Every time they consider sending us a message, they see Fatrick trying to child someone and realize they don't want to deal with this fat idiot