Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[huecoffs02]

Weird thing, I've always had the impression Rekieta's wife did house work and was busy all day with laundry and stuff.

Not a chance. Too busy sucking cock

To add on to this, d uou know what they make? Multi-user e-mail services where you can have multiple logins to a corporate account. Just set it up with a new address.

Want to know something else even simpler that might blow your mind? E-mail forwarding... Here's the really MAGICAL part: you can set it up to forward ONLY new messages! All Nick has to do is stop using the business e-mail for anything personal.

If you want to go even simpler, gues what? Setup a BRAND NEW e-mail address for business enquiries and remind people for a few months to use the new one for business.

Much WOW! Technical wizardry!

If Nick got his head out of his arse long enough to do some basic bitch work, he could easily and permanently solve this excuse of an issue.
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Lol you don't know what you're talking about. Think he has not thought of this already? He is a SOCIAL MEDIA EXPERT.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

And it makes a lot of sense to have at least one "employee" if you are at the point where you can afford it, hell even before that. If you have the cash around it makes sense to pay someone to help out.

Nick has had that RyanTheEditor guy on the payroll for years, though it's unclear what if anything he actually does.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

He actually woke his ass up this morning:

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Nick has had that RyanTheEditor guy on the payroll for years, though it's unclear what if anything he actually does.

He probably makes the bulk Beef Jerky orders and plugs the addresses into Google Maps so Nick can make his bi-weekly 4 hour trip to Wayzata. Gotta get that protein so those 100 daily push-ups don't go to waste.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

Almost every other biggish YTber i know has some kind of employee, but that will not work for Nick.

Is he just lazy or just so afraid of commitment?

And it makes a lot of sense to have at least one "employee" if you are at the point where you can afford it, hell even before that. If you have the cash around it makes sense to pay someone to help out.

Two points here: You don't HAVE to train somebody. There must be loads of people who have experience in YouTube editing by now. You could just pay a bit more and get somebody who has experience working on someone else's channel.

The correct answer is that the Balldo King is terminally lazy, we all know that and it’s well established. I also believe deception is so ingrained in his personality, he convincingly states untruths just because he believes that’s what the target wants to hear. As far back as his Rumble agreement consummation he speaks of more legal content, hiring people to broaden his legal content on locals, and creating so much stupid value that people will never want to leave.

Spoiler: I’mma do sooo much!

In this next clip you can see the disdain he has about having to read email to find additional content creators. He doesn‘t believe any of the things he stated in the previous cut, but he feels he HAS to say those things because he just signed the Rumble contract, and this is the type of talk he believes they want to hear.

Spoiler: Yes I REALLY will read emails! Eyeroll

In addition to his emotional reactions when he is speaking, I find his physical appearance is a tell as well. He has arguably just signed the biggest professional deal of his career and he can’t be bothered to do things like comb his hair or wear anything more than a V-neck t-shirt and gym shorts. He clearly could give a flying fuck less about Rumble and Locals but has to pretend, deceive, and say all the right things.

It’s now 6 months from when he said he would do all these things, and nearly halfway through his target year, and he’s never mentioned these items again nor showed any progress. He‘s only progressed deeper into depravity and lies. What’s the name of the book….”The art of cooming while enjoying testicular constriction” by the Balldo King?

Finally in the latest seethestream he generally copes about why he can’t hire people. IT‘S THE MONEY! The expense is just too much for him.

Spoiler: Money money money moooonneeeey…..MONEEEY!

It’s humorous that he references taking all these hits in the first quarter of the year being devastating, but in the same first quarter he spent $100 grand on the Baldomobile, after shelling out money on the man van and other artwork. Everything he describes as a financial barrier is self inflicted. His grasp on finances seems way off as well as he describes placing expenses into IRA’s or other special investment mechanisms. I’m not finance guru but how the hell do you invest expenses?

TLDR: It‘s his own sheer laziness and deceptive personality that prevents him from hiring anyone to assist him….because it’s easier to just coom. Perhaps greed plays a bit part in his unwillingness as well.

Edit to not double post:

I can’t quote @Dixieland Buckaroo but lazy man addressed this. He couldn‘t stream the night before because he needed to rest up to make it for Legal Vices stream. I guess putting down the bottle for the night, and streaming for an hour or two would be way to much for him.

 

[Swole McPole]

If she does more than an hour or two of housework (she doesn't cook) I would be surprised.

That would explain his always being in the kitchen, slurping down the ramen noodles. Poor cunt must be starving. He needs to pack her off to his pal, Stephen Crowder's house for some training in how to fulfil the duties we expect from a Christian wife.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He actually woke his ass up this morning:

Because he cancelled last night's show.

The correct answer is that the Balldo King is terminally lazy, we all know that and it’s well established. I also believe deception is so ingrained in his personality, he convincingly states untruths just because he believes that’s what the target wants to hear. As far back as his Rumble agreement consummation he speaks of more legal content, hiring people to broaden his legal content on locals, and creating so much stupid value that people will never want to leave.

This is a phenomenal post. It is really incredible how much slack Nick used to get for things he was supposed to do, but never did. I agree with the poster who said that what he is really facing and rebelling against is 'accountability'.

Let's play a game and try to list all the broken promises:

Spoiler: List

100k subscriber 24 hour stream
Media channel reviews
Regualr gaming streams
Regular film streams
Rittenhouse superchats
Legal interns/employees
Collaborations with various creators
5k gift
Clips channel content
Chad Dad streams
Big Brain Panel streams
Father's Day stream
The weird Seattle business venture
His heretical Bible content on LOCALS
Poor Kendra Paris 2A stream and red flag laws
Live Chat Wednesday
The DISCORD in general
The Vic-era knives auction
His book on Social Media-ing
His coloring book
His merchandise store
Getting that weird cancelled actor on
Getting Norm Pattis on
His hot yoga thot stream on Twitch
Various travel streams
Balldo review

He has gotten a tremendous amount of deference, but now the time is coming to pay the piper

 

[Swole McPole]

This is a phenomenal post. It is really incredible how much slack Nick used to get for things he was supposed to do, but never did.

I agree. That post was everything I love about Kiwifarms. It was informative -- I'd never seen him making any of those promises -- and the idea of this lazy oaf actually sitting down and writing a book is hilarious. But perhaps he thinks he's rich enough to pay a ghost writer? And then find a vanity press who'll be impressed by the number of subscribers he has?

And it made me laugh out loud. Not just once, but several times. I never fucking laugh. Last night, I watched Louis CK's latest special and the best it could do was muster a half-hearted smile. But that post generated at least two and a half proper LOL's. Perhaps if Louis CK had some bona-fide lolcows for inspiration, he'd be creating better material?

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

TLDR: It‘s his own sheer laziness and deceptive personality that prevents him from hiring anyone to assist him….because it’s easier to just coom. Perhaps greed plays a bit part in his unwillingness as well.

Nick is also leaving out one of the biggest perks of wealth which is the luxury of converting money into free time.

Paying others to complete either menial or unpleasant tasks frees one up to either better use the time to earn more money through high-value work or lounge about like a playboy.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Countdown to when Nick is struggling to make the 12 shows or whatever it is that's required by his contract for May and starts off by blaming Legal Vices for missing a show.

BTW, Nick was talking about how he struggled to make the requirement last month, and by my count he ended up having 13 shows total in April. I think a monthly requirement of 12 shows, as was speculated here, is probably on the mark.

Finally in the latest seethestream he generally copes about why he can’t hire people. IT‘S THE MONEY! The expense is just too much for him.

I had a horrible thought when I was watching the clips from two nights ago. The Locals poststreams have turned into Nick's equivalent of DSP's prestreams. Same designated time to rant or complain about random shit, same focus on whining about meta shit like "One of my videos got flagged and it's total bullshit!" or whatever that I can't imagine any actual fan wanting to watch.

 

[Strix454]

Nick is also leaving out one of the biggest perks of wealth which is the luxury of converting money into free time.

As Nick has just started to find out, an ongoing civil lawsuit is a great way to lose both alot of free time and alot of money.

 

[200MB]

Wow @Nothing To Say Here, I hadn't seen any of that.

Finally in the latest seethestream he generally copes about why he can’t hire people. IT‘S THE MONEY! The expense is just too much for him.

Nick has an inbox full of sponsorship offers, people wanting to collab, enthusiastic fan ideas, and he's too lazy not only to not to read them, but to have someone else read them for him. A single (well utilized) employee could do wonders for him and his show. If he can't be bothered to put in the barest bit of effort he deserves to fail.

Also something tells me he doesn't have trouble finding time to peruse any nudes in his inbox.

Let's play a game and try to list all the broken promises:

Don't forget the balldo review.

 

[zyclonPD]

Let's play a game and try to list all the broken promises:

Spoiler: List

100k subscriber 24 hour stream
Media channel reviews
Regualr gaming streams
Regular film streams
Rittenhouse superchats
Legal interns/employees
Collaborations with various creators
5k gift
Clips channel content
Chad Dad streams
Big Brain Panel streams
Father's Day stream
The weird Seattle business venture
His heretical Bible content on LOCALS
Poor Kendra Paris 2A stream and red flag laws
Live Chat Wednesday
The DISCORD in general
The Vic-era knives auction
His book on Social Media-ing
His coloring book
His merchandise store
Getting that weird cancelled actor on
Getting Norm Pattis on
His hot yoga thot stream on Twitch
Various travel streams
Balldo review

I'd actually forgotten a lot of that stuff. Nice seeing it reiterated again though.

God I'm glad I haven't sent him any money. I'd be pissed if I had funded him being a lazy piece of shit.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

BTW, Nick was talking about how he struggled to make the requirement last month, and by my count he ended up having 13 shows total in April. I think a monthly requirement of 12 shows, as was speculated here, is probably on the mark.

I have trouble finding the posted date on rumble streams, but it’s interesting how quickly he’s reached the floor of the contract. With the stipulation being 12 rumble exclusive streams a month, I wonder if the 6 minute driving video about Illinois gun grabbing was a quick effort for him ensure he met the requirement in April.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Nick has an inbox full of sponsorship offers, people wanting to collab, enthusiastic fan ideas, and he's too lazy not only to not to read them, but to have someone else read them for him. A single (well utilized) employee could do wonders for him and his show. If he can't be bothered to put in the barest bit of effort he deserves to fail.

From the YT comment section on Elissa's recent Streaming is Hard video



His old Discord had a ShowResearch suggestion channel that he ignored completely.

 

[Maraschino]

I was expecting this to happen as soon as he signed it back in December. His rants leading up to the contract were about him being his own boss, he's worked too hard for someone to tell him what to do.

Being your own boss is great if your boss isn't a lazy asshole.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Not to get too OT, but Branca at least seems to have his reasons down pat for his opinions. You may think that they are rubbish takes, but they flow logically.

By contrast, Nick seems to float from an initial take of 'Fuck the State' to somewhere approximating Branca. On the rare occasions he differs, it is for... reasons... It never seems quite solid to me on the legal aspect, anyway. Ig he got it wrong, he could always grandstand on bad government...

The reason both come to similar conclusions is that the system is borked and puts people thro8gh a meat grinder. It needs to change, but it probably will not. I wouls still take Branca's advice and perspective if it gives me a 5% better chance of surviving the gauntlet.

It isn't entirely off topic. This goes to show that Rekieta was never really good at the logic portion despite being a lawyer (He's the pound the table type cause he has neither facts nor law).
Branca's argument is consistently his based off of the the following:
Innocence (provocation) , imminence, proportionality, necessity, avoidance, reasonableness.

What's wrong imho in his bootlicking is the (and most people's) interpretations of the avoidance (Should be no duty to retreat), proportionality (Punches are 100% deadly force), and imminence (Branca's "Your window immediately closes when he lowers the firearm he just shot at you" is bullshit - see Kyle Carruth) prongs. Plus the fact that civilians are held to a higher standard than police, which is bullshit (not to mind I consider the bar for self-defense to be egregiously high).

Nick's legal argument is generally either:

• "The government is incompetent, so therefore we should not trust them do anything" (Anarchy may not be preferable to tyranny)
• "Maximum freedums, don't tell me what to fucking do!" (Except when it comes to himself and degenerates)

Both of them are wrong in that "Jury should apply the law even if it is bad and only in the narrow judge defined scope"! Bullshit, it has been the ancient right of juries to assert all the facts of the case since at least 1649 (John Liburne) and jurors should be privy to lawyers arguing the law (You can tell who's arguing in bad faith). Obviously this doesn't work when you have borderline retards who can't think critically.

Does he really think we're that stupid?
1) He could go through his historical emails and remove those;
2) Most attorneys have assistants who see all correspondence. Nick knows what an NDA is.

1) He would either boomer it and toss it into the trash bin without actually deleting it, or he's too lazy.
2) Not to defend him, but since he's entered the political sphere with Keffals/Election arc (remember his boomer overturn the vote vids? I do), I can 100% see people gayoping by working for him to toss out the information on purpose regardless of the consequences.

Nick has always had ro drive a kid somewhere or do something, so unless he was lying all the way back in 2018, she seems to not really be the domestic type.

So his family is:
Him - An alcoholic degenerate and trust fund kid bread winner
His wife - On pills, does nothing all day
His nanny - ????
Drexel - Waiting to get Nick's kids into BDSM safely
THESE DAMN KIDS - (poor sods)

I don't see anything going wrong with this. Nope, none at all.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I have trouble finding the posted date on rumble streams, but it’s interesting how quickly he’s reached the floor of the contract. With the stipulation being 12 rumble exclusive streams a month, I wonder if the 6 minute driving video about Illinois gun grabbing was a quick effort for him ensure he met the requirement in April.

I was only counting shows. I don't think the short videos count. I think that was a quick effort to show off his Mustang for the main channel.

 

[Captain Manning]

Legal Mindset is Drex's spiritual brother, they're both fake to the core. I've watched quite a lot of his streams way back and I've never seen him stand up for an argument against the majority voice.

If you ask me, I think he's doing that now.

By being pathetically loyal to an ever sinking ship.

And don't tell me that's not happening or they don't see it. He, Drex, and Nick wouldn't be crying as much as they are if people weren't reminding them how they're all acting like gigantic niggerfaggots.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

I was only counting shows. I don't think the short videos count. I think that was a quick effort to show off his Mustang for the main channel.

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I’d laugh my ass off it that thing broke loose and he wrapped it around a pole on video. Ahhh I can dream. Lol