Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Remember when Star Wars cast fresh and attractive, or mature and distinguished-looking, actors and actresses?

I do. Barely. Now it's all old, mannish looking Rosario Dawson, old Katee Sackhoff, old Ming Na-Wen, old Boba Fett guy, whoever this ugly woman is... how the fuck did we go from Harrison Ford, Sir Alec Guinness, Liam Neeson, Billy Dee Williams, Carrie Fisher, and muscle mommy Gina Carano to this
I think it started with Daisy "Fishmouth" Ridley.
 
I can only assume is because since they think Chewbacca had a laser crossbow
I would guess it's that as well as the 'optics' of having kids running around with guns, even laser ones, in today's socio-political climate. Reminds me of 90s Spiderman where even cops had laser guns and Spidey didn't ever punch or kick anyone.
 
Disney Wars and its fans need Laser Black Death.
Unrelated to the laser bow nonsense (good lord is that dumb), but funny detail - in a way, that actually exists. In the Italian dub, the Death Star is called Black Death (Morte Nera), most likely because there's no way to translate the original name without making it sound goofy.
 
Boy, that Acolyte TV series is certainly turning out to be, uh...something.

Is she carrying a space bow? Are those fucking space arrows!? This is going to be a glorious disaster.
This is the same brand that tried to popularize space slingshots.
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They've been going overboard with the bows and arrows in space lately as alternative weapons too, especially for underage characters, which I can only assume is because since they think Chewbacca had a laser crossbow, that means a fucking bow and arrow would totally be valid in the greater galactic community outside of primitive shit holes, even though Chewbacca's bowcaster was more like a 11-bolt loaded laser shotgun designed to look like a crossbow for the sake of ancestral sentimentality. Its one thing to have a blaster that looks like a bow, but to have a literal bow in a rapidfire space setting is just silly and they don't even have jedi force powers as an excuse to make these things magically plot effective.
Call me a disney wars defender, but a bow could work in Star Wars
"Could"

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Didn't know that Eckartsladder is that much of a Disney-shill and ally of the woke

Is his video defending the 401 still online?
I'm not surprised everyone forgot about the space horses and regular bows and arrows in TROS
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Unrelated to the laser bow nonsense (good lord is that dumb), but funny detail - in a way, that actually exists. In the Italian dub, the Death Star is called Black Death (Morte Nera), most likely because there's no way to translate the original name without making it sound goofy.
The hungarian translation is the original for that and the star destroyers, but the title itself is changed to "War of the Stars" which doesn't sound as goofy, as back then "star" wasn't that widespread a term for hollywood celebs. TIEs aren't translated at all.
 
This is the same brand that tried to popularize space slingshots.
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They've been going overboard with the bows and arrows in space lately as alternative weapons too, especially for underage characters, which I can only assume is because since they think Chewbacca had a laser crossbow, that means a fucking bow and arrow would totally be valid in the greater galactic community outside of primitive shit holes, even though Chewbacca's bowcaster was more like a 11-bolt loaded laser shotgun designed to look like a crossbow for the sake of ancestral sentimentality. Its one thing to have a blaster that looks like a bow, but to have a literal bow in a rapidfire space setting is just silly and they don't even have jedi force powers as an excuse to make these things magically plot effective.
Its because guns are ikky and the CCP doesn't want their insectoid hordes getting ideas.

dipshit parents don't buy toy guns for kids
This. Plus international audience who are also uncomfortable with guns.


I'm not surprised everyone forgot about the space horses and regular bows and arrows in TROS
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Its "repressed" not "forgot"
 
Hello, Mississippi here with your annual PSA letting you all know that the actual "Star Wars Day" is on May 25th, not May 4th like gibbering consoomer monkey out there would have you believe. Absolutely nothing of worthwhile significance regarding the franchise's history happened on today's date.

"May The 4th" is just a meme holiday cooked up retards online, and corporations hoping to sell you crap.
 
Hur hur happy May the 4th!

My work slack is full of it right now, I work with retards.

That being said I have a strong desire to replay KOTOR2 after enjoying the new Jedi Survivor game enough to ignite those neurons in my brain again. I hate how much they name drop "High Republic" in that fucking game though, why wouldnt they just say the Republic.
 
New Doomcock video. "May The 4th Special"
He's so wrong. My sources deep in Hollywood told me that Kathleen Kennedy was actually arrested on Oct. 31 2017 at the same time as Hilary Clinton and they're sharing a cell at Gitmo. Lucasfilm is actually being run by Doomcock who is using his power to make Star Wars shitty in order to prop up his youtube channel. My other spies have confirmed that Dave Filoni's fursona is actually a fox, not a wolf.
 
Hello, Mississippi here with your annual PSA letting you all know that the actual "Star Wars Day" is on May 25th, not May 4th like gibbering consoomer monkey out there would have you believe. Absolutely nothing of worthwhile significance regarding the franchise's history happened on today's date.

"May The 4th" is just a meme holiday cooked up retards online, and corporations hoping to sell you crap.
Franchise has essentially been dead since 2008 when Lucas started shutting everything down before either disney took over or he got disappeared for pushing anything successful that isn't political propaganda by the powers that be. He was 100% correct when he said only certain kinds of stories are allowed to be made.

Filoniwars didn't really add anything new and was completely forgettable except the ending to the final season. As Star wars' epitaph being a phase 2 clone trooper helmet with ahsoka face paint on it. Not even the AT-XT or Saber tank made it in but somehow had toys for it. Would have liked to see a 91st recon corps or 187th legion arc. The 501st at least had been done to death already.
 
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Man this stupid argument is still going on? lol

Survivor seems decent if you like the first game based on the early reviews. Though performance looks like a pretty major issue. I was going to wait for a sale anyway (fuck spending $70 on a game), here's hoping for patches I guess.
It's good so far. Very big improvement over the original in a lot of ways. I like how the souls elements are still there but a lot less of a hassle.

Cal has become more likeable and can look a lot more cool (or durpy) depending on the customization options you choose. Lightsaber combat is a lot more satisfying, Cal's no longer haphazardly swinging his sword around and his swings deplete enemy stamina a lot faster. He's not quite kyle katurn levels, but he feels like he's on the cusp of getting there and I like that.

I wish there was more dismemberment, so far Ive only been able to cut off storm trooper arms. I saw legs get cut off in the trailer but I dont know if that's still the case.

Two sabers feel fucking great, I like Cal's technique and it has a unique feel to it compared to other games.


The framerate issues seem to only happen in open world areas and only when im either runing in water or cutting up 10 trees at once.






Also if anybody cares the fortnite event they've got going on for this month is actually pretty good.
 
Remember when Star Wars cast fresh and attractive, or mature and distinguished-looking, actors and actresses?

I do. Barely. Now it's all old, mannish looking Rosario Dawson, old Katee Sackhoff, old Ming Na-Wen, old Boba Fett guy, whoever this ugly woman is... how the fuck did we go from Harrison Ford, Sir Alec Guinness, Liam Neeson, Billy Dee Williams, Carrie Fisher, and muscle mommy Gina Carano to this

reminds me of that family guy joke where Brian is at the cinema and he comments how he recognizes less and less the names on these movies.
 
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It's good so far. Very big improvement over the original in a lot of ways. I like how the souls elements are still there but a lot less of a hassle.

Cal has become more likeable and can look a lot more cool (or durpy) depending on the customization options you choose. Lightsaber combat is a lot more satisfying, Cal's no longer haphazardly swinging his sword around and his swings deplete enemy stamina a lot faster. He's not quite kyle katurn levels, but he feels like he's on the cusp of getting there and I like that.

I wish there was more dismemberment, so far Ive only been able to cut off storm trooper arms. I saw legs get cut off in the trailer but I dont know if that's still the case.

Two sabers feel fucking great, I like Cal's technique and it has a unique feel to it compared to other games.


The framerate issues seem to only happen in open world areas and only when im either runing in water or cutting up 10 trees at once.






Also if anybody cares the fortnite event they've got going on for this month is actually pretty good.
The actual game part looks good. $70 and how utterly broken it looks in terms of performance doesn't. I can wait for a sale and a few performance patches.
 
It's good so far. Very big improvement over the original in a lot of ways. I like how the souls elements are still there but a lot less of a hassle.
Dueling enemies and bosses feels extremely great, but some of the animal bosses are very cheap and it seems that you get magnetized to them and you can't avoid certain attacks. This game series really should have been set during the Old Relublic to have more battles with Dark Side users. Or they could take a page from the Story Group's book and say screw continuity Cal has to fight more Sith Lords.
 
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