More post-jail sightings megathread

I initially thought he was going to show his Apu accent to that Indian guy again, but then I realized they aren't the same place.
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Here we see Chris-Chan in his natural habitat, the Virginia malls. Looking for his favoured prey, boyfriend-free girls. But if he goes for long periods of time without food, we will find him preying on his own mother and devouring that barbussy in record time. Nature is such a beauty. Crikey!
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Idk, all this shit is seeming strange and honestly these pictures don't look that much like Chris. Aside from the oddly shaped body, that looks nothing like him.

And so what, now Chris is just out and in public all the time taking busses to places and making sure he's wearing his medallion to advertise who he is so onlookers can catch pictures of him day after day? And look how he's walking in that picture with his medallion oddly cocked to the side, to make sure the photographer can get it.

Maybe it's him, but until there's some kind of confirmation I'm somewhat skeptical. This is starting to smell a little.
 
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Cybertonia said:
Even Chris looks like he's getting sick of the zoomer weens following him around who are even spergier than he is
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After the first time Chris got his sonichu license plate stolen at a hotel I knew even if he got out it was the beginning of the end. And these reddit ween manhunts would become a regular thing.
 
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Uberpenguin said:
Idk, all this shit is seeming strange and honestly these pictures don't look that much like Chris. Aside from the oddly shaped body, that looks nothing like him.

And so what, now Chris is just out and in public all the time taking busses to places and making sure he's wearing his medallion to advertise who he is so onlookers can catch pictures of him day after day? And look how he's walking in that picture with his medallion oddly cocked to the side, to make sure the photographer can get it.

Maybe it's him, but until there's some kind of confirmation I'm somewhat skeptical. This is starting to smell a little.
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Wow, it's almost like Chris is a deranged retard who thinks he's Jesus II and has worn the medallion literally everywhere for 15 years.
 
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It's kinda wild that we have so suddenly entered a new phase where Chris is scuttling around town like a hunted animal while hordes of zoomer weens clamor to creepshot him for Reddit points but here we are.

I wonder how long Chris can go before he spergs out on camera and causes another scandal (that possibly fucks with his legal issues)...
 
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i wonder if chris is trying to slowly recollect all his toys and games seeing as the stuff he had in his room is either still there or has been thrown out.
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Definitely yes. Chris is FAR too attached to his possessions to let anything go. I wouldn't be surprised if he's already making an attempt to clutter the group home with Transformers and Lego.

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When did he get back his medallion again?, and why is he not trying to wear it as much as possible, since it's a litteral sign saying "IT'S ME, CHRIS-CHAN!" for those trying to find him, especally in that photo where it looks like he flicked it in a way where the front side is looking at the camera.
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It's a new one. Crayola model magic isn't hard to secure, it's likely that it was one of the first things he tried to get once he got out of the big house.
My theory: His original medallion, already wet and moldy from his dumb ass showering with it every day, simply disintegrated after he got out, and he had to make a new replacement.

As for the second thing, don't expect common sense and Chris-Chan to mix. You'd expect him to know that the medallion was a huge target on his back as it was, and it was probably NOT a good idea to draw attention to himself, but lo and behold, defying all common sense, he MUST let people know about Sonichu.

Then again, this is the same guy who thought that telling a troll "I JUST HAD SEEEEEEEEX" with his own mother was a brilliant idea, so.

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It's kinda wild that we have so suddenly entered a new phase where Chris is scuttling around town like a hunted animal while hordes of zoomer weens clamor to creepshot him for Reddit points but here we are.

I wonder how long Chris can go before he spergs out on camera and causes another scandal (that possibly fucks with his legal issues)...
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It's only a matter of time. Some idiot Redditor is going to go toe-to-toe with him (yes, despite the smell) and literally go "JULAAAAAY" levels of ween at him.

As for Chris having a meltdown or starting some shit, that really depends on what the conditions of his 'freedom' really are. We don't know if he's on some kind of probation in exchange for what little freedom he has. I mean, I wouldn't doubt it if he really starts something on the outside, or maybe he realizes that if he fucks up here and now, he can kiss his freedom goodbye. It's too soon to say.
 
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Finger Pistols said:
Here we see Chris-Chan in his natural habitat, the Virginia malls. Looking for his favoured prey, boyfriend-free girls. But if he goes for long periods of time without food, we will find him preying on his own mother and devouring that barbussy in record time. Nature is such a beauty. Crikey!
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His mother is a boyfriend free girl, how long until he's sighted in Ruckersville?
 
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Computer Guardian said:
When did he get back his medallion again?, and why is he not trying to wear it as much as possible, since it's a litteral sign saying "IT'S ME, CHRIS-CHAN!" for those trying to find him, especally in that photo where it looks like he flicked it in a way where the front side is looking at the camera.
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Maybe they let him make one in prison.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
i wonder if chris is trying to slowly recollect all his toys and games seeing as the stuff he had in his room is either still there or has been thrown out. i will say i am kind of surprised nobody has directly approached him but have instead taken to just taking pictures from far away. which i guess is a good thing in the long run but it is kind of hard to confirm if this is actually chris or some imposter.
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I don't know...if it was really him the smell would make you keep your distance.

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Here we see Chris-Chan in his natural habitat, the Virginia malls. Looking for his favoured prey, boyfriend-free girls. But if he goes for long periods of time without food, we will find him preying on his own mother and devouring that barbussy in record time. Nature is such a beauty. Crikey!
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They blame that innocent stingray, but I'm starting to suspect how he really died.
 
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Computer Guardian said:
When did he get back his medallion again?, and why is he not trying to wear it as much as possible, since it's a litteral sign saying "IT'S ME, CHRIS-CHAN!" for those trying to find him, especally in that photo where it looks like he flicked it in a way where the front side is looking at the camera.
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He got it back when he was released, he was wearing it during his arrest so it would have been in his property, sitting in a locker or hanging zip up clothing bag in jail this entire time.
 
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