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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 18 64.3%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 2 7.1%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 8 28.6%
  • Total voters
    28
New pinned tweet. This is getting ridiculous.
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "It's been great to be back and alcohol free.ā€¦

archived 4 May 2023 08:51:27 UTC
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Rage Pig said:
Family healing with his wonderful wife.
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "SHOULD be on air soon. Sorry. I only got 3.5ā€¦

archived 3 May 2023 19:29:27 UTC
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I don't even really believe he is in contact with or on speaking terms with May. To me, it looks like he's living in a fantasy land where his life totally isn't circling the drain. It is honestly kind of unsettling how he's trying to forcibly make everything seem fine. Didn't he do this exact thing with Nora? IIRC he even paid Nora to say something nice about him / keep up appearances after the divorce?
 
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Reversal said:
I don't even really believe he is in contact with or on speaking terms with May. To me, it looks like he's living in a fantasy land where his life totally isn't circling the drain. It is honestly kind of unsettling how he's trying to forcibly make everything seem fine. Didn't he do this exact thing with Nora? IIRC he even paid Nora to say something nice about him / keep up appearances after the divorce?
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It wouldn't surprise me if they came to some agreement like the horse keeps her mouth shut and Ralph doesn't attack her/release the tapes.
He did try to hide the fact that Faith had left for a while, even though it was obvious that people would eventually find out.

At the same time, she is stupid enough to want to get back together with him, and if anyone in this world deserves to be together with Ralph, it's her. It's just the baby that most people don't want to see living in those conditions.
The harder he tries to sell this "I'm totally clean" image, the more convinced I am he's not quit a single thing and has just been better at hiding it on stream.
BTW, has it even been a week since the stream where he got drunk in Dax's basement to the point where he couldn't keep both eyes open at the same time?
 
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Reversal said:
I don't even really believe he is in contact with or on speaking terms with May. To me, it looks like he's living in a fantasy land where his life totally isn't circling the drain. It is honestly kind of unsettling how he's trying to forcibly make everything seem fine. Didn't he do this exact thing with Nora? IIRC he even paid Nora to say something nice about him / keep up appearances after the divorce?
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I could go either way. Meigh is retarded enough to think Ralph can get sober (enough) to start making money again (which I genuinely think, apart from mexico being a lonely shithole, was her biggest issue). On the other hand Ralph tried this PR shit with both Norah and Faith, so it wouldn't shocked me if he told her that in exchange for not talking shit about her (and maybe her family) that he was going to tell porky pies for PR.
 
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I love my wife dearly and TBH I could not have a 2 hour phone call with her - so I call bullshit on his phone call.
And now he is off to Church on Sunday? Halved his drug use and totally removed alcohol from his diet?
Fucking hallelujah, the man is reborn in a week. Trump could have done it in 5 days, maybe 3, yeah probably 3 if he tried. Definitely 3.

Ralph has told some whoppers before but this is ridiculous. He's basically saying the presence of his wife and child are negative influences on his life, that forced him to take huge drug and alcohol doses to cope, and their departure has ushered in a sober man capable of controlling his vices.

Spin me another one.
 
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That's kinda sad my dood.
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I think for me, it would be hit or miss. If weā€™re in the right mood we can talk about random shit and itā€™ll be funny and interesting, but if either of us were distracted, two hours of ā€œuh huh. Wait what was that? I couldnā€™t hear youā€ would be torture.

Basing off the content of Ralphā€™s streams, heā€™s not exactly chock full of insight. I wonder how many of those 120 minutes were classic Tucker Carlson clips and bad music.

ā€œHold on a second, Meigh, I have to get this empty bottle under my gunt to piss in it, brbā€

*kanye album*
 
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Two hours make sense if you think of how we know that their off air conversations involve topics like emotionally blackmailing her into committing perjury.
Youā€™ll notice that all heā€™s saying in that tweet was that they talked for a long time, heā€™s kissing her ass, and he hopes she comes back soon. Followed by this impossible bs about continuing his taper down to negligible amounts of Xanax, and his promise to go to an upcoming Catholic mass.

I mean itā€™s all conjecture until the horse shows up online and makes some kind of statement, but I donā€™t see anything in this here but Ralph selling his new man schtick for the groypers and the wife. Nothing here confirms itā€™s got him anywhere.
 
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Doesnā€™t this all come off with the same energy as Ralph talking about his Xander visits? I feel like heā€™s playing it up, it all feels so fake and hollow in a typical Ralphamale way. Wow guys Ralph had a wonderful call with his wife, beat his addictions in under a week, and is going to Catholic mass Sunday. What can I say? Christ is KANG!

Iā€™m suspecting thereā€™s more trouble than heā€™s really letting on. Heā€™s leaning too heavily into things retardedly
 
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Doesnā€™t this all come off with the same energy as Ralph talking about his Xander visits? I feel like heā€™s playing it up, it all feels so fake and hollow in a typical Ralphamale way. Wow guys Ralph had a wonderful call with his wife, beat his addictions in under a week, and is going to Catholic mass Sunday. What can I say? Christ is KANG!

Iā€™m suspecting thereā€™s more trouble than heā€™s really letting on. Heā€™s leaning too heavily into things retardedly
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Iā€™m waiting for him to list ā€œgetting Meigh backā€ as a dono goal
 
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I really do hope that May milks this for all it's worth. Nothing eats at Ralph more than not being able to say what he wants and watching him BS his way into trying to stay in her good graces would make for primo content.

Feel free to prove me wrong, Ralph. Don't hold back. Call her a horsefaced slut with a loose pussy, or any other rehearsed lines you have bouncing around in that empty head of yours. You're a made man, you made half a mil in a year (smart move saying that on stream, btw). You can deal with the lawyer fees, the alimony payments, and a second child support case no problem, right? Come on, big man. Show everyone how a Ralphamale puts his a woman in their place.
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Ralphā€™s manosphere arc is going to be really funny, if he lives long enough, after Pantsu strings him along enough to get him to move back to the US just to hit him with divorce papers and a 2nd child support payment
 
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