Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Pat's head looks like it should be a stage in Mario Galaxy.
When you roll up all the urban youth and shit beer in the Milwaukee stage in Katamari Damacy the King of all Cosmos makes that into Fat Rick.
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The key to Patrick as a cow, IMO, is the sheer tenacity he demonstrates. Assholes like him are a dime a dozen, but those assholes usually have jobs, and/or at least one friend, to distract them from needling at people 24/7. Pat has neither, so the net of assholery he can cast is as wide as he is; he makes a name for himself by pissing off everyone he speaks to, and that is all he does. It means that anyone who has a single interaction with him will say to everyone else, "Oh fuck it's that guy, yeah, he's an insane asshole". And lo, here we are, almost two thousand pages later.
 
The key to Patrick as a cow, IMO, is the sheer tenacity he demonstrates. Assholes like him are a dime a dozen, but those assholes usually have jobs, and/or at least one friend, to distract them from needling at people 24/7. Pat has neither, so the net of assholery he can cast is as wide as he is; he makes a name for himself by pissing off everyone he speaks to, and that is all he does. It means that anyone who has a single interaction with him will say to everyone else, "Oh fuck it's that guy, yeah, he's an insane asshole". And lo, here we are, almost two thousand pages later.
If Pat had children whose lives he was involved in, he’d have much less time for Twitter. He should send Adrienne flowers every year on his Twitterversary, to thank her for removing the obstacle that would have come between Pat and the love of his life.
 
These "atheists" are actually hyper-Christian, the Reddit atheist claims to hate Christianity but is actually its most perfect practitioner.
Their depth of understanding is generally about that of a mud puddle. Of course you could probably say that about anyone on reddit talking about any subject.
 
If I were Jesus I wouldn't have died for Pat.
Nah, I have this idea of God and Jesus joking around creating these dweebs, and trying to one-up each other.

Now I'm kinda thinking one of those Jesus holding a lamb but the lamb is fattrick and he's strugglin to get away
 
The brothermen have uncovered a new addition to the pattiverse.
Now that there's a separate subforum for this, more of these types are going to show up.
Get a load of this guy's Twitter. After five minutes of perusing it I'm singing Hava fucking Nagila.
Anyone else find it odd how the SWATings stopped once it was pointed out you can't make a Telegram without access to your own phone number?
I hope when the torswats guy gets caught, he's kept the receipts on anyone as dumb as Fatty so he can cut a deal.
 
Most "atheists" in America today assail Christianity for not being Christian enough.
I think most atheists don’t actually think about religion very often. The vocal retard cohort gets a lot of attention but much more common are people who’ve never even thought about it, let alone assumed atheism as core to their identity.

Pat was one of those vocal retards. It seems once he found Twitter, he had no more use for flame wars on internet atheism forums to get his attention and self-righteousness fix.

Can someone please post the screenshot of Pat asking one forum to help him win an argument about religion on another forum? He’s never been able to debate his way out of a wet paper bag yet has always held himself up as some intellectual and moral exemplar.
 
This Lattin guy apparently has quite the history.

https://archive.ph/MWAmL (looks like someone archived it just yesterday)

It looks like he's attracted the ire of some trolling forum:
 
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