Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 14.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 109 25.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 79 18.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 178 40.8%

  • Total voters
    436
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No chalice for your cum? Sipping cum out of a plastic cup? Pathetic! Poor!
 
Does he think it is easier and better to wait for something to fall into his lap?
He's just that lazy. Even when things fall in his lap he flakes out on it. Several of his fans have tried to get him to do shows with people they thought would make a good guest. Some guy asked Louis Rossmann who is a much bigger channel, and he was interested in doing a show but Nick never followed through even when it was all handed to him and all he had to do was schedule a time.
 
Randomly saw this. I don't actively follow Nick, but I do read this thread sometimes. Given what a faggot Nick is, openly now, I don't really see the humor or irony in this tweet. Just seems pretty gay to me.

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If balldo man wants to see similar characters drawn with penises I’m sure some degenerates made some fan art of that league of legends show this art style is clearly copied from. I don’t like the art style personally but meh
 
I felt the same way. I always wanted to cajole or tease him into taking a test and seeing if Ashkenazi would show up, but I never thought he would do it because of the tinfoil-hat shit. But then he mentions the results nonchalantly in a stream. /shrug
If these tests are correct, then this officially makes (((Null))) more Jewish than Nick. He’s already a silver merchant, so he might as well become a lawyer (he has the books). We already need KiwiBank and our own country to operate (Kiwisrael?). Embrace your heritage, Josh.
 
He makes it so hard not to root against him. I think I've seen enough footage of Nick fantasizing about men's butts to create a supercut.
Don't tease us, do it for the lulz.
-I also noticed that he no longer seems to be aiming to 'produce so much content you can't watch it all'. Most of it is paywalled or platform exclusive now.
That was pre-molly enlightenment Nick. New Nick knows that physical sensation trumps delayed gratification and sense of having done something worthwhile.

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We already need KiwiBank and our own country to operate (Kiwisrael?). Embrace your heritage, Josh.
A Kiwi-Republic where the only export is oppositional research and detective work for perpetually online criminals? Which part of the world would we seize the territory from or should we go the Sealand route and build it on the floating trash pile the size of Texas in the Pacific?
 
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Nick sounds unhinged at times, and like a spoiled rotten teen that needs his ass kicked at times.
WTF is that? He literally does sound unhinged. And it seems he's talking about the ethics complaint from Schneider too. Why is he screaming and talking about taking it to the Supreme Court? I thought he was talking calmly before about how they just had a couple questions for him and he needed to send over the exact dates when he retained Randazza and they were probably going to dismiss it?

What happened?

Nick's copes about the case aren't even interesting anymore. They basically all boil down to "I'm right, but that doesn't mean the judge is smart enough to realize I'm right". It's an attitude that is always a road block to communication but has quickly become a road block for entertainment as well.

Nick's thread was really fun for a while because it was fascinating witnessing the downfall and seeing how he handled it and if he would indeed "pull up". Now it feels like Nick is just down there, like a homeless drunk on the street you're forced to step over on the way to work.
I brought this up yesterday, but it's kind of scary how fast he's gone full DSP. It's just constant complaints about how tough his job is and how he doesn't have time to do anything, how many chores he has to do, how terrible his detractors are, and of course, how much money he has to pay for things.

Except Nick's "muh bills" is more ridiculous than DSP because he's mainly complaining about his legal fees, which are entirely self-inflicted. He chose to literally dare someone to sue him and then hired one of the most prominent and expensive attorneys he could realistically retain for the matter. It would be like DSP saying "well, I really need some money right now because WWE Champions just released a new character and I really want to get them."

Nick's even got a designated timeslot in the Locals poststream to insert that stuff into, though it bleeds into the main stream.

I assume he was contacted by the Minnesota state Republican party?

Wasn't he friendly with a state representative that chose not to run again? Tom something?
Didn't he once talk about being approached by the state Lolbertarian Party to run for AG? I presume at this point he has too much baggage for even them. Well, maybe not.
 
Any time I say or do something stupid I reevaluate myself and my fuck up and accept I was being dumb. Instead of reflecting on his fuck up and fixing it he did the worst thing anyone could do: Doubling down.
It worked for him in the past like with the 'put on the wall episode' a little before youtube banned him. It's one of his defining quality at this point and I doubt he wants to change either.
 
He whines like a man-baby version of AJ Soprano, about as likable as well.

Not that anyone cares, but AJ Soprano/Robert Iler became an alcoholic after The Sopranos.

He's sober now and met Kassem G of G4TV in AA, is single, unemployed and lives in California.

They started a podcast together over the pandemic along with Meadow Soprano/Jamie-Lynn Sigler.

Meadow now lives in Texas, has a spergy kid, smokes weed, returned to D-list acting and is married to Cutter Dysktra, a failed baseball player and son of MLB baseball player Lenny Dysktra, who is a degenerate felon, drug addict, fraudster and sex offender.

Their podcast was a Sopranos non-Sopranos podcast where they would bitch about their pampered lives and shill for random MLM products Meadow's husband was selling. It ran for 170 episodes and ended last year.

He is talking about getting a bunch of gun people and lawyers on to talk guns. I guess for his Boogaloo bois and fedposters? This would have been classic Rekieta content 8-10 months ago. He wants to talk topics that are weeks old with Illinois, Washington, and CRS.

Isn't this basically what happens whenever Matt/Fuddbusters is already on?

Nick addressed the content suggestion channel in his DISCORD. He is reading this thread or people in LOCALS are just ferrying it over. He says it is MORE work to look through work others have collected than otherwise.

That was quick. Nick and his sources either lurk here or in Elissa's YT comments.

It would go even worse than when Sargon ran. Imagine the opposition commercials and press hit pieces.

Nick threatens to rape his opponents.
Sargon doesn't deem them worthy.

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Um, is that Nick's new outro?
 
I guess his pickled brain still retains enough sense to realize even running for dog catcher would turn up so much oppo research it would embarrass and destroy anyone he’s ever been penetrated by, or orbited within 500 miles of. But just so you know, the egomaniac is SUPREMELY QUALIFIED for the position. SUPREMELY.
I assume he was contacted by the Minnesota state Republican party?

Wasn't he friendly with a state representative that chose not to run again? Tom something?
Didn't he once talk about being approached by the state Lolbertarian Party to run for AG? I presume at this point he has too much baggage for even them. Well, maybe not.
Sargon doesn't deem them worthy.
With Nick teasing a future failed political career he could use some advice.
Top 5 Tips for Winning Elections
 
He says it's hard to do show prep and bemoans that topics don't automagically show up in his curated feeds, but he doesn't seem to actively look for them.
It sure is hard to do show prep when you're so fucking hangover evry god damn day!
He says it's difficult to meet his contractual show goals when he's beaten down, tired, or out of town. A lot of people are beat down by their jobs and might not want to work on a given day, but have to do it anyway. Maybe he should consider not going on vacation while he still has to honor his side of the contract. Most people plan their fun around their work, not their work around their fun.
Nick, nobody forced you to get plastered every god damn day, nobody forced you to do whatever drugs you're doing, nobody forced you to get it up the ass in some Jamaican swinger resort or giving out bj at Gay 90's.
Boo hoo, cry me a river, you entitled little fuck.
Randomly saw this. I don't actively follow Nick, but I do read this thread sometimes. Given what a faggot Nick is, openly now, I don't really see the humor or irony in this tweet. Just seems pretty gay to me.

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Is he trying to burn every bridge like the fucking Wehrmacht in 1945 or is he really so fucking desperate for troon cock?
 
A Kiwi-Republic where the only export is oppositional research and detective work for perpetually online criminals? Which part of the world would we seize the territory from or should we go the Sealand route and build it on the floating trash pile the size of Texas in the Pacific?
Well, I figured we could unleash our inner Hila and mow down the rest of those Palestinian kids for land, but the floating trash pile seems more apropos.

Thread tax: fight milk is gay
 
WTF is that? He literally does sound unhinged. And it seems he's talking about the ethics complaint from Schneider too. Why is he screaming and talking about taking it to the Supreme Court? I thought he was talking calmly before about how they just had a couple questions for him and he needed to send over the exact dates when he retained Randazza and they were probably going to dismiss it?

I suspect he learned something that contradicted his ideas about what was going to happen with the ethics complaint. They may well have asked even more questions which went in a direction Nick doesn't like. These days, Nick just doesn't do well when the world contradicts his expectations of whats going to happen in the legal system. I suspect as well that if the judge doesn't agree to his motion to dismiss, there is going to be an unprecedented explosion.

He was always on somewhat more shaky ground with that particular ethics complaint because depending on the dates, he could be found to have been acting as an attorney at the time in question. It was never any kind of slam dunk for him on that complaint even though he seemed to think it was. An ethics complaint with a direct tie to him acting in his professional capacity is far more dangerous than him just spurging on the internet.

As far as taking it to the supreme court, there are lots of expensive steps and several years of litigation to go through before there is any question of going to the supreme court. If he decides to go after the OLPR, he will likely be doubling down on his legal expenses.

Didn't he once talk about being approached by the state Lolbertarian Party to run for AG? I presume at this point he has too much baggage for even them. Well, maybe not.
As far as I know, the Lolbertarian Party doesn't run any statewide candidates in Minnesota these days. They didn't run a candidate for state AG in 2022. The party's whole focus right own is on winning a single seat in the state legislature. They have not been able to come close to doing even that.
 
Jesus fuck, he's legitimately shaking like he has Parkinson's. It looks like there's an egg in that milk, but even when drinking something gross as shit I have never shaken like that or seen other people shake like that. Nose, lay off the drugs and booze for a long while before you end up dying before your parents
 
Captured last nights stats cleanly. Overall a good night but it's a topic his audience wants to hear about. GSG also jumped up by $232 if i counted correctly.
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SpeedytheUnsilentWhy do you know what semen taste like nick?
Nick sharing the knowledge he is acquiring from gay bars with the stream.
Also getting some pushback from people.
WhetherheadNick, this Matt Walsh thing is extremely frustrating and I expected you to have an honest take. Please, play the actual videos of what Walsh said. This is an entire misrepresentation of what he said
 

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WhetherheadNick, this Matt Walsh thing is extremely frustrating and I expected you to have an honest take. Please, play the actual videos of what Walsh said. This is an entire misrepresentation of what he said

What Matt Walsh stuff did Nick cover/obfuscate?

Was it his Twitter slapfight with The Quartering over calling middle-aged guys playing vidya manchildren and calling anime "satanic"?
 
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