Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[WelperHelper99]

Sorry, better context is needed to get the whole idea. In a conversation between two guys about who would win, the US military or the US populace, Bob trumpeted his hot take that he would take a bolt action rifle over "half the tacticool bullshit the alt-right lumps show up to their dipshit marches with"

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Bob would prefer obsolete firearms over an AR because he believes that life is a video game and grand pappy's .357 revolver that he was gifted and totally exists is min/maxing his slowness brought on by his girth and laziness. In the second tweet you can see exactly how much he knows about firearms because of things like preferring break action to pump action because since it can only fit two shots in it means that the devs balanced it out properly. The double aught buck shot that comes out of a break action get +50dps and adds a fire dot on the target, donchano? His desire to get a Judge for home defense instead of a regular .410 shotgun, something even his elderly mother could use, or even a glock with a 33 round fun stick is the meme cherry on top for me.

Ok now that's stupid. In a pure combat role, take the 33 round glock and pump shotty. Bolt actions are for hunting and sniping, not front lines. Good lord.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Sorry, better context is needed to get the whole idea. In a conversation between two guys about who would win, the US military or the US populace, Bob trumpeted his hot take that he would take a bolt action rifle over "half the tacticool bullshit the alt-right lumps show up to their dipshit marches with"

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Bob would prefer obsolete firearms over an AR because he believes that life is a video game and grand pappy's .357 revolver that he was gifted and totally exists is min/maxing his slowness brought on by his girth and laziness. In the second tweet you can see exactly how much he knows about firearms because of things like preferring break action to pump action because since it can only fit two shots in it means that the devs balanced it out properly. The double aught buck shot that comes out of a break action get +50dps and adds a fire dot on the target, donchano? His desire to get a Judge for home defense instead of a regular .410 shotgun, something even his elderly mother could use, or even a glock with a 33 round fun stick is the meme cherry on top for me.

He doesn't know power comes from caliber, not action.
He also doesn't know that the higher calibers can be used in semiauto or full auto weapons.
Yeah, he's earned his place in the Internet Tough Guys subforum.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

MovieBob talking about how guns are used is the equivalent of Jackie Singh telling you how cybersecurity works on the Internet.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

He also doesn't know that the higher calibers can be used in semiauto or full auto weapons.

Bruh! That bolt action shoots a 30.06 cartridge! You cannot put a cartridge as powerful as that in a semiauto and make it America's service rifle through out all of WW2 that has an iconic *ping* that people still love today!

OK but there's no way that they could make a fully automatic rifle that takes 30.06 in the same era!

OK but imagine how much more power you'd get if you had to manually load each bullet by hand and got a shot off once every 2.5 seconds!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bruh! That bolt action shoots a 30.06 cartridge! You cannot put a cartridge as powerful as that in a semiauto and make it America's service rifle through out all of WW2 that has an iconic *ping* that people still love today!
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OK but there's no way that they could make a fully automatic rifle that takes 30.06 in the same era!
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OK but imagine how much more power you'd get if you had to manually load each bullet by hand and got a shot off once every 2.5 seconds!

So the devs made it so the most powerful rifles have the longest reload times? I see! In that case, allow me to introduce the most powerful rifle of all: the flintlock.

pls nerf

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

So the devs made it so the most powerful rifles have the longest reload times? I see! In that case, allow me to introduce the most powerful rifle of all: the flintlock.
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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter 2.0]

With advances in ballistic missile interception- looking at that hypersonic interception from that Patriot battery in Ukraine- could we hold off armageddon for a time? POSSIBLY***.

Even Ukrainian military spokesmen admitted that they hadn't actually taken out a Kinzhal. The only ones still pushing that lie are the mayor of Kiev and a few US military flacks. The Patriot is objectively a terrible system and not fit for purpose. The initial 100% interception rate that was claimed against Iraqi Scuds during the Gulf War was later revised to between 0% and 20%. They can't prove that even one was successfully taken down. This is not a personal attack, I was just surprised to see a talking point advanced that I have seen pretty convincingly debunked elsewhere.

 

[Koby_Fish]

It's a shame that the car hit that lady instead of striking bob and due to his obese body, could easily just roll over the vehicle and flap onto the ground while farting/shitting himself, but being OK due to the layers of protective fat.

How much you wanna bet she was walking on the "wrong" side of the road (not facing traffic like you're supposed to) AND had fucking airpods in listening to some bullshit instead of listening to what's going on around her and NOT FUCKING PAYING ATTENTION? I know people who have fucking died because they weren't paying attention. OK, she MIGHT not have had time to react even if she was paying fucking attention, depending on how fast the vehicle was going, but holy fuck.

Also, why does Sara have to pay for the fucking funeral? Why can't her parents?

WHY?! WHY DOES HE THROW IN A QUESTION MARK WHEN HE'S NOT ASKING A QUESTION?! HOW DOES HE NOT UNDERSTAND BASIC ENGLISH?!

he's doing valley girl uptalk in text.

Robert, assuming all those hideous reich-wingers fled to Mother Russia, would picking a fight with a fucking nuclear power be the smartest move you could make? No, of course not. You've just been insulated from the consequences of your actions for so long.

Bob's so stupid, he's assuming that a colony of expat Murrican MAGAnaiseghoulen would be a free target that Russia wouldn't give a FUCK about if Biden were to "Oopsies, hit the red button that launched a buncha nukes aimed at MAGAgrad." Also, Bob just also really, really wants Biden to nuke Russia and make it a glowing moonscape of radioactivity in perpetuity just to get Putin. If a few MAGAnaiseghoulen wasteland barrow wight trash glow in the dark as a result, well, that's a bonus!

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Sorry, better context is needed to get the whole idea. In a conversation between two guys about who would win, the US military or the US populace, Bob trumpeted his hot take that he would take a bolt action rifle over "half the tacticool bullshit the alt-right lumps show up to their dipshit marches with"

Bob Chipman on Twitter: "(yeah I know I'm hopelessly old-fashioned ab…

archived 1 Feb 2020 23:17:36 UTC

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Bob would prefer obsolete firearms over an AR because he believes that life is a video game and grand pappy's .357 revolver that he was gifted and totally exists is min/maxing his slowness brought on by his girth and laziness. In the second tweet you can see exactly how much he knows about firearms because of things like preferring break action to pump action because since it can only fit two shots in it means that the devs balanced it out properly. The double aught buck shot that comes out of a break action get +50dps and adds a fire dot on the target, donchano? His desire to get a Judge for home defense instead of a regular .410 shotgun, something even his elderly mother could use, or even a glock with a 33 round fun stick is the meme cherry on top for me.

Holy fucking shit, I was going to make all the jokes about Bob getting his firearms knowledge from WWII FPS stats but you guys already did it. There is absolutely no way Bob could work the bolt fast enough on one of these to fire off more than one shot accurately. If he somehow got off an entire clip he's going to get fucking slaughtered when he fails at trying to put the next clip in. Bob claims to be a gun guy but you can tell he's never actually shot any of these, especially not a fucking lever-action at combat speeds.

Even playing only video games you should recognize the bolt-action is obsolete considering they don't show up in any post-WWII games for any class but snipers. (Bob doesn't even recognize his glorious American military was already doing this in WWII* with the Garand specifically designed to get rid of the bolt and make it so barely trained dummies could load new clips faster. Having to fire off the rest of the clip isn't a major flaw when you can just jam the next one in semi-blindly.) Plus in the good arcadey WWII games like Day of Defeat mastering the K98 is a major skill issue because you have to somehow pause before firing and the only way to do that without actually stopping in place is a counter-strafe, something that's not actually possible in real life.

*The BAR is from WWI!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

"Kids! Give these ruffians a volley!"

 

[Positron]

(((Something))) is urging Blacks and whites to fight each other, so (((they))) can take advantage of them.

Bobby is the racist one for capitalizing "White".

Vice is going bankrupt; Bobby blames the "ironic hipster racism" that was baked in its DNA.





Is "My father and granddad fought Nazis" alternate history too?


This specific animal was from Africa, and the whole America is suffering under the invasion of one of its compatriots.

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SCI is "Schwarzenegger Climate Initiative". I wonder if Musclebrain realizes how polluting air travel is.

I'm not sure if there is logic (much less facts) in this. That oil companies can use their money to promote their side of propaganda doesn't mean that Hollywood and its political adjacent can't use their money to promote theirs. To put it simply, the fact that some climate-change skeptics were paid doesn't mean that some climate-change doomers aren't paid.


The "Carroll Case" is one of the many prostitute-related lawsuits that Donald Trump attracts like flies.

Laura Ingraham takes umbrage in they-them transformer.


The Punisher supports trans rights.

I do agree that the police should not embrace a criminal as their symbol, that's why the police should not venerate George Floyd or support BLM.

Twitter has been abuzz about some North Korean chick for a few days now. I have no interest to find out but they treat her as if she were some noble savage.



Wut?

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Say whatever you will about Bobby, you can't fault his piety.

Although I wish otherwise, I cannot honestly call Guardians 3 a box-office flop. The next Stinkface Larson vehicle, however, is set to crash and burn.



Star Wars bullshit.


Rando thinks that if you wish AI to create movies, you are sexist, racist, and homophobic. Darren Mooney sees a bright side.

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I don't know how what Bobby says is related to the comic. Tolkien was a Roman Catholic and his ethics is reflected in LoTR. I don't know if G. R. R. Martin is religious or not.

Bobby realizes that dogs are more humane than autistics.

Although if Bobby thinks dogs would not "misgender" a boy in a wig, he is in a world of hurt.

Anime






Bobby watches the History Channel.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

This specific animal was from Africa, and the whole America is suffering under the invasion of one of its compatriots.

I believe Bob is taking a jab at Florida kicking out all the illegal Mexicans and now there are no gardeners or laborers left to defend Florida's crops from pests like slugs. I'm basing that off of his tweet from a few days ago chiding DeSantis for kicking out all the illegals and there was no one left to tend the fields.

Racism is when I say it. Compassion and righteous anger is when Bob says it.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

What is he going on about? How is LOTR a deconstruction of Conan the fucking Barbarian? Conan is not "less dense High Fantasy", it's low fantasy. It's what Sword and Sorcery was originally meant to describe. And it didn't come out "significantly" earlier. Conan and Hobbit were written and published in the 30s, LOTR was written in the 30s, they're contemporary.
I doubt Tolkien had any intention of countering american pulp fantasy, I'd be surprised if he read any. And H. Rider Haggard wasn't in the same "genre" either, he wrote adventure novels abouts colonials in Africa.
How do you get so much shit wrong? There are more mistakes than sentences, and they're short sentences.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Wut?

Schaefer is a right-wing media personality. Bob is telling him being right wing is causing him health problems.

As always, Robert is throwing stones inside his glass house.

I don't know how what Bobby says is related to the comic. Tolkien was a Roman Catholic and his ethics is reflected in LoTR. I don't know if G. R. R. Martin is religious or not.

I see Robert still cannot think outside his pop-culture bubble. Tolkien wrote LotR to provide England with its own mythology (outside the Arthurian epics), and as an Oxford professor he'd probably beat Robert black and blue for comparing his life's work to disposable entertainment.

SCI is "Schwarzenegger Climate Initiative". I wonder if Musclebrain realizes how polluting air travel is.

I'm not sure if there is logic (much less facts) in this. That oil companies can use their money to promote their side of propaganda doesn't mean that Hollywood and its political adjacent can't use their money to promote theirs. To put it simply, the fact that some climate-change skeptics were paid doesn't mean that some climate-change doomers aren't paid.

"Who has more money than oil companies?"
The Chinese? The Russians? Besides, we still need oil for things beyond fuel. Our use of oil may decrease, but oil is a handy resource that isn't going away any time soon.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

How do you get so much shit wrong?

Bob truly has a gift.

The funny thing regarding the meme that Bob responded to is that its not even a hard point to counter.

Writers in all times have had morally gray characters, and other writers have written characters we should aspire to. What is in vogue with the public changes at time and with taste, but both have existed as long as we've had stories. I love LotR and I think the meme has a pretty weak point. I like LotR better than what GoT I've read (though I do love the Hedge Knight books). But Bob is so fucking inept he has to write some inane take on how Tolkien was deconstructing Conan, even though the only real similarity between the two is that they're fantasy. Its like saying that the whimsy of Harry Potter was a deconstruction of the low fantasy world of The Witcher.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

The funny thing regarding the meme that Bob responded to is that its not even a hard point to counter.

Writers in all times have had morally gray characters, and other writers have written characters we should aspire to.

I think he's failing at regurgitating a point he heard someone else make but didn't fully understand. Tolkien IS influenced by stories with morally ambigious heroes like Beowulf and norse sagas, so you could argue LOTR is a christian reframing of that older material. But Midwit Bob doesn't know shit about Beowulf so he has to appeal to the oldest fantasy stuff he's aware of, which turns out to be Conan the Barbarian.

 

[ChampFantana]

Jesus Christ on His Heavenly Throne, Slobbert is a fucking retard. I hope the ghost of Tolkien returns and gives the Eternal Virgin an Atomic Wedgie off the top of a skyscraper.

Also, Harry Turtledove is a moron. Something like 90% of the "Antifascist" who fought the Nazis would have preferred losing the war over giving equality to the niggers. They had no use for faggots or kikes either.

 

[Koby_Fish]

What is he going on about? How is LOTR a deconstruction of Conan the fucking Barbarian? Conan is not "less dense High Fantasy", it's low fantasy. It's what Sword and Sorcery was originally meant to describe. And it didn't come out "significantly" earlier. Conan and Hobbit were written and published in the 30s, LOTR was written in the 30s, they're contemporary.
I doubt Tolkien had any intention of countering american pulp fantasy, I'd be surprised if he read any. And H. Rider Haggard wasn't in the same "genre" either, he wrote adventure novels abouts colonials in Africa.
How do you get so much shit wrong? There are more mistakes than sentences, and they're short sentences.

Bob's a blue curtain analyst. He sees meaning in shit, that isn't there. Conan was the early 1930s (serialized in 1935) while The Hobbit was published in 1937 and LoTR was published in 1954 (though since it's a sequel to The Hobbit, it was likely worked on for many years before publication), so this is why Bob thinks JRR Tolkien was influenced in any way by Conan. I find it highly questionable that The Hobbit, of all things, was influenced in ANY way from Conan appearing in Weird Tales.

Bob's the kind of exceptional autist that comes up with crazy fan theories, but is only proven right when someone in charge of the media property he's theorized about heard him say it and then made it come true, rather than it coming true organically.

I think he's failing at regurgitating a point he heard someone else make but didn't fully understand. Tolkien IS influenced by stories with morally ambigious heroes like Beowulf and norse sagas, so you could argue LOTR is a christian reframing of that older material. But Midwit Bob doesn't know shit about Beowulf so he has to appeal to the oldest fantasy stuff he's aware of, which turns out to be Conan the Barbarian.

just like Andrew "Tom Preston" Dobson, Moviebob is known to trace his opinions from others.

Jesus Christ on His Heavenly Throne, Slobbert is a fucking retard. I hope the ghost of Tolkien returns and gives the Eternal Virgin an Atomic Wedgie off the top of a skyscraper.

Also, Harry Turtledove is a moron. Something like 90% of the "Antifascist" who fought the Nazis would have preferred losing the war over giving equality to the niggers. They had no use for faggots or kikes either.

I've noticed a lot of ((( ))) who claim to be OG antifa because their relatives died in the Holocaust and those that didn't die in a concentration camp fought the Nazis either as underground or in actual military. (((Harry Turtledove))) sounds like that. The kind that their enemies are finally defeated, but they still need an enemy to be activist against, so they have a Nixonian "enemies list" of anyone right-of-center. This kind of "Antifa" also tend to accuse anyone who isn't as far to the left as they are of being a "fascist", even if they're just a hair to the right of Mao.

 

[Flexo]

And with Robert is no different, he is a compulsive liar and he wants sympathy/admiration with his lies, but what sort of reaction he thinks he will get from people other than "So you go around showing grown people a kids cartoon and they get teary eyed over Goofy Son's girlfriend? Isn't that a bit creepy?"

Of course no one would say/think that, because this is a lie, there is no scenario where this is possible, but my point is, the compulsive liar lies thinking that they will believed, so they make bullshit up that they believe it will make them look good.

Given the issues Bob has telling movies from reality, while I agree that Bob is a compulsive liar, I think he really does believe his stories.

I mean, we've all had that moment where you overheard or were participating in a conversation then sometime later as you're driving (or stumbling) home you start to imagine how things might have gone. A wittier comeback you could have made. That perfect zinger to a point you were passionate about. Etc.

I think Bob has those moments, but then doesn't realize they never happened. He probably overheard someone mention "goofy" in a conversation and then imagined himself whipping out his phone, showing a clip from Ducktales 2017. Notice how his description of their reaction is literally movie perfect. Think about it a second and tell me you can't already hear the music that would play as the camera slowly zooms in on the stranger's face as he struggles to hold back such emotion...

Go back and look at the infamous Lindsey incident. You can see throughout that Bob's reaction is the realization that the movie he had playing in his head wasn't the reality. Hence his "borderline gaslit" comment.

That's usually my tell. When Bob is telling the truth, it's usually clunky and exactly what you'd expect from a sped describing interactions. When Bob is lying, it will always come off like a movie. Down to where you can almost hear him delivering stage directions. (Obvious example: His rant imagining the balls it took for Ryan Coogler to ask Sly Stallone for permission to do more Rocky movies.)

 

[OutInTheRain]

I don't know how what Bobby says is related to the comic. Tolkien was a Roman Catholic and his ethics is reflected in LoTR. I don't know if G. R. R. Martin is religious or not.

I am just....flabbergasted. This might one of the stupidest takes I've ever seen. Conan was first published in 1932, The Hobbit was 1937. The Hobbit's genesis was in stories that Tolkien used to tell to his children, so the DNA was much older than that. Furthermore, we know where Tolkien pulled his inspiration for LoTR and that world. Arthurian legends, Finnish myths, and a lot of other stories throughout Europe. As much as I like Conan, I doubt that a 40+ year old Tolkien was reading Weird Tales an American magazine while living in Britain.

Furthermore, European fantasy at the time was Jules Vern, Peter Pan, The Little Mermaid. Conan by the time of LoTR's publishing in 1956 was relatively obscure. It wasn't until after LoTR's publishing in America, which at the time most publishers refused Tolkien, because "American's don't read fantasy" was the sentiment at the time. DAW books published an unofficial paperback of LoTR, which finally brought those books to North America. After which L Sprague DuCamp, began publishing his Conan novels in the 1960's which lead to the resurgence of the character.

Sword and Sorcery is it's own genre, and has it's roots in John Carter of Mars, rather than European folklore and catholic tradition of Tolkien. I think Blobbo is only making this comparison, because both have swords in them. It's not like he has ever read either of them. The comparison is just baffling, and I have no idea how he could have arrived at that conclusion. Is the fat that clogs his arteries, now clogging his brain? Has he alcohol induced dementia?