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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
This is kind of hilarious. The absolute ridiculous hood speak shit is great. Especially the random shit Josie is coming up with. This whole thing is completely one sided except the part where Letty was shooing them away with those pants. Chris locking Josie in a closet was really strange. Finally got a sweetheart from the ground up, or so he thought.

"I got second hand sweat on me" is a pretty great quote.
 
Day 28 7:25PM

BR4
Chris is whispering sweet nothing to Letty. Something about her trusting him and he takes care of her baby. He wants to find a way "to get her out the trap." Letty slips into 19th century American southern yokel accent saying she just wants a good life for her baby.

Even in his wildest fantasies Chris is a fat cuck.

Kitchen is LOUD and retarded. So, I guess they're doing the best at being niggers.

Hallway
Chris is yelling for Jo-Zay to come up and speak with him. Vance goes to the stair and claims he'll relay the message. Chris spergs about a ceasefire for wedding and funerals before saying he and Letty are now engaged.

Edit: Now Chris is slipping into southern accent. They're doing trailer trash romance ERP and downstairs is doing nigger RP challenge.
 
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7:44PM Kitchen
They're calling Fatty Chris. Using the real name instead of the ghetto name is one way to lose points.

I don't know if points are even real or how many they start with. I don't think it matters since downstairs are the only ones doing anything for this challenge. Upstairs is mixing accents and catering to Fatty's little erotic fantasy

7:50PM BR4
"Full Force" They said the line!! soyjackspointing.jpg
 
Incredibly late, but whatever. Mr. Wetawd Stwength's random push-ups has encouraged me to do push-ups every hour of every day. Godspeed you, for being a positive role model among the other autists.
 
Day 28 7:57PM Living Room

Goldstriker shows up.
He's in nigger mode.
He's doing after school special story hour about he's "been killing. You ain't got to do that."

Tells Letty "You don't got to be turning tricks and selling pussy"
She responds, "you're speaking facts"

Josie could "become a computer biologist. Some sci-fi shit!"

He brings in books. "We bought out the whole white people library."
Each fish receives a backpack.
The elimination challenge is to carry the backpack all the time. In the bathroom, bed, hallway, 24/7.
"If you're Puff Daddy then your books are Mace"

Letty and Josie are team leaders.

One will get a 2 Star Amazon rated book.
The other will get a 5 Star Amazon rated book.

3 card monty with burger buns and a coin to decide. Letty gets to pick a PSAT prep book she thinks has a higher Amazon rating.

Challenge: Get educated. Lowest score on the PSAT gets eliminated. Highest score gets 2 fishbucks.

Additional tasks:
  • Defend trap while studying.
  • Not having backpack with them will result in losing points on the test.
  • Clean for the celeb guest tomorrow

8:13PM BR4
Goldstriker tells Fatty he thinks Letty has a thing for him. Chris says he can't tell but he's kind of into her. Goldtriker says amp it up she's just playing hard to get.

Goldstriker takes Letty to BR2 and tells her she has to flirt with Fatty. It will encourage him to lose a bunch of weight. Touch his arm, tell him he's funny, and laugh at his jokes.

I thought during camping Letty told Godstriker she studied Bio-Chem at university.

Of course, she has Fatty weighing her down so even if she wants to study for this challenge he will be singing and rambling about dinosaurs the entire time. And now trying to flirt with her....

Edit: I think Fatty said the bags don't have books in them. Did anyone catch what they're filled with?

Edit 2: The fish study while Fatty boxes with Sam in the garage
 
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I love the Fishtank HELLHOUSE so much! One second Jet is incentivizing saying "nigga" to achieve victory and the next they are talking about PSAT prep books and their Amazon reviews!
Lowest PSAT score gets eliminated, no pressure.

Edgiest content on the internet right now, these retards studying.
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The sudden shift in tone is actually funny but watching this is silly
 
Sam asking Fatty if he's into Letty, tells him to court her more aggressively.



Sam asking Letty if Fatty is hitting on her, tells her to flirt back, she has to, would be mean not to.

 
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Zjierb said:
I think I've identified both books. Both have 4.5~ star ratings:


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Seems about right. I don't think book quality has much impact in such a short time anyway unless they had all night. They have a week, if they're studious that's plenty of time to not place last.

Anecdotally, Kaplan is way better for SAT related stuff, their practice tests are as good as the real deal. I don't think any of the fish are studious enough for that to have any impact.
 
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Gaunt King Ithan Rilph said:
Sam asking Fatty if he's into Letty, tells him to court her more aggressively.

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Sam asking Letty if Fatty is hitting on her, tells her to flirt back, she has to, would be mean not to.

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Her demeanor around Sam is kind of fascinating to me. Her voice sounds more natural when speaking to him than it does with anyone else.

When they had that scene where they were jewing each other over the list of stuff Damiel destroyed she was speaking normally to him until he told her to turn to the camera and then she put on the goo goo voice and he called her out on it. It's kind of interesting.
 
Hog is done. In the back of her hog brain, she knows she's being eliminated. Our other underprivileged students have hit the books hard.
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10:13PM BR4
Chris asks how difficult the test will be.
Letty doesn't remember any math.
Chris says he will read it to her while she sleeps (like hypnosis I guess) if she wants.

The workout with Sam nearly killed him. He wants to go downstairs to make steak but his enemy since the dawn of time is stairs so he stays on the bed in all of his sweaty clothes and weakly flirts with Letty.

She's clearly a woman of principle because If it's not Jon and the Bible she doesn't want anyone reading anything to her.

Fatty decides to play to his strengths and is serenading her while she is in the bathroom.
 
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