Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

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caught this with buddies last night
hadn't seen the dub of Backstroke, fun stuff
Yoda sounds a lot like the Wogglebug chick, and I'd honestly believe it if you told me that was really Ewan McGregor trying to not sound totally like himself then slipping here and there
 
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So I am watching Andor because I heard it was so amazing...

I am three episodes in, and I am utterly bored. When does this prequel series to a prequel/spin off movie that was already midding, that centres around a character that dies in the movie it's a prequel to, get good?
 
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Creep3r said:
Oh wow, this is a phenomenal disaster that might even be worthy of its own thread for anyone with the patience to write and maintain an OP. It proves almost everything I've ever said about wookieepedia and what a bunch of absolute faggots
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God of Nothing said:
all this from a fucking wiki community
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Holy shit that whole fiasco is hilarious, question is, is it better than the Silent Hill wiki circumcision meltdown?

Also, happy late-may the fourth!
i cri every time :'(
 
Mississippi Motorboater said:
This comic has aged about as well as those "In J.J. We Trust" T-Shirts that HelloGreedo would wear in his videos leading up to The Force Awakens.
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By the way how is old greedo doing and what new coping mechanism is he trying to use to convince himself to like whatever Disney is shatting out?
 
I hope nobody was looking forward to that new season of Andor having even a marginal resemblance to the first season. Showrunner and writer Tony Gilroy has announced that, in solidarity with the current Writer's Guild strikes, he has pulled out of any future work on the show, and the second season's script will be completed by a replacement writer.

Shekelslovakia said:
By the way how is old greedo doing and what new coping mechanism is he trying to use to convince himself to like whatever Disney is shatting out?
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I wouldn't know. I haven't followed him since Ep. 9 came out, and he spent an entire video coping about how it torpedoed everything he loved about TLJ.
 
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Registration said:
Sure it was posted already but damn
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God of Nothing said:
i wonder what his reaction was
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Mississippi Motorboater said:
This comic has aged about as well as those "In J.J. We Trust" T-Shirts that HelloGreedo would wear in his videos leading up to The Force Awakens.
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Greg Dean trooned out.

So @God of Nothing I can't prove him lopping off his cock is directly related to how wrong this comic was, I can't disprove it either.
 
Mississippi Motorboater said:
I hope nobody was looking forward to that new season of Andor having even a marginal resemblance to the first season. Showrunner and writer Tony Gilroy has announced that, in solidarity with the current Writer's Guild strikes, he has pulled out of any future work on the show, and the second season's script will be completed by a replacement writer.
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I can't wait for Hollywood to fuck its own shit up. Hope people hire writers outside of the Hollywood bubble or go the Taylor Sheridan route.
 
Mississippi Motorboater said:
I hope nobody was looking forward to that new season of Andor having even a marginal resemblance to the first season. Showrunner and writer Tony Gilroy has announced that, in solidarity with the current Writer's Guild strikes, he has pulled out of any future work on the show, and the second season's script will be completed by a replacement writer.


I wouldn't know. I haven't followed him since Ep. 9 came out, and he spent an entire video coping about how it torpedoed everything he loved about TLJ.
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Gilroy is on strike, but that doesn't means he's never coming back to the show. Disney isn't going to hire another writer to work on the show while there's a strike on. They'd be in serious shit with the WGA if they did.
 
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Flaming Carrot said:
Gilroy is on strike, but that doesn't means he's never coming back to the show. Disney isn't going to hire another writer to work on the show while there's a strike on. They'd be in serious shit with the WGA if they did.
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If I were an executive, I'd say fuck the WGA and do what I did during the last strike: double down on reality shows, write trash scripts myself, and hire the Pinkertons to break some legs. The WGA are armed with lattes. A couple of burly, masked men who have trouble taking the word "no" shouldn't have any problem with them. Especially in LA county where the DA doesn't enforce the law.
 
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Mississippi Motorboater said:
I hope nobody was looking forward to that new season of Andor having even a marginal resemblance to the first season.
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I'd be surprised that they're willing to lose more money on that, but given that their solution to eating shit in India and losing 4 million subs is to also slash more content and raise prices and fuse D+ to Hulu, which was free mind you, it's not shocking.

Anywho, here's some AI generated Art of Yoda overdosing on Ketamine:
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Creep3r said:
to have a literal bow in a rapidfire space setting is just silly and they don't even have jedi force powers as an excuse to make these things magically plot effective.
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I'm completely fine with the laser bows. I like to think it's a more archaic form of blaster that originated from the times before power packs held so much juice that ammunition became a complete non-issue, the bow mechanism being used as a way to conserve power by making the user generate the energy themselves; though if you were to take that to a logical conclusion then the people who would naturally gravitate towards that type of weapon would be the larger and stronger races like Wookiees and Trandoshans, which admittedly does seem to be vaguely supported by the existence of Bowcasters as a whole and the fact that the Trandoshan character in Bad Batch seems to be very familiar with that type of weapon.

The bigger issue is that the primary users of those weapons are the Nightsisters, who are practically skeletons, and Amiga, who is literally a 12 year old girl. In all fairness the episode in which Amiga first gets the bow does show her struggling to use it whilst the aforementioned Trando was able to use it effortlessly, I guess they probably toned down the resistance to make it easier for her but that's just pure conjecture on my part. Also, Ezra's slingshot is effectively a toy and stops being used the moment he builds his first 'saber.
 
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