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StoneToss made another comic mocking /r/fuckcars:
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Pain Train

Ride or Die (Archive)

May 16, 2023

Drink the soy,
Live in the pod,
Ride the cattle car
 
two cylinders? look at richie mcfuckpants here.

one cylinder motorbikes were good enough for my granpappy and they're damn good enough for you!
I have the need for that V my guy, especially if I found one for less than 1000. But seriously I'd just be happy with a bike, ride it for a while while I'm still young, then sell it. That's the motorbike market in general really.
 
I find it funny how one of their talking points is how cars are inherently selfish because they're for private use for one individual, but when it comes to bikes some how it's OK for this redditor to literally impede traffic for dozens of people. It's like the concept of personal rights and freedoms does not compute in their minds until it affects them directly. Yes, you have the legal right to do that, but it's literally at the expense of impeding everyone behind you.
This is correct, but if you press them like this they'll just argue that it's the city's fault for not building separate cycling infrastructure instead. They would rather do anything than take personal responsibility, or be inconvenienced. Much like they accuse car drivers of doing. It's projection all the way down.
StoneToss made another comic mocking /r/fuckcars:
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Pain Train

Ride or Die (Archive)

May 16, 2023

Drink the soy,
Live in the pod,
Ride the cattle car
r/fuckcars has been pretty silent about the Neely-Penny kerfuffle. Figures that even if you hate Penny for putting the nigger in a chokehold, that would be acknowledging that crime is committed frequently on American public transit, and we can't admit that public transit might be flawed!

Someone posted this comic to the sub, but it was deleted while I was looking (the post went something along the lines of "pebblehurl just posted a new comic hating on transit"). Looks like r/fuckcars is using a retarded faceless "mod team" account like r/notjustbikes.
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This is despite the comic not being racist, transphobic, misogynistic, ableist, homophobic, misgendering, gender critical, or chauvinistic in any way. But:
Stigmatizing people experiencing homelessness or people who used drugs.
Ah, so acknowledging that crime is committed on public transit and saying hey, this might actually be a bad thing ends up "stigmatizing" "people experiencing homelessness". One might say this actually ends up stigmatizing people experiencing having their skull crushed in or pushed on to the subway tracks, but what do I know, I must just be a carbrain.
 
Absolutely seething. Extremely assblasted.

I love how they refuse to even address the issue of druggies and violence. It would be trivial for them do just shift the blame to other stuff and claim that the problem isn't inherent to public transport. But of course they can't, because 99% of them are Progressive leftists or straight up commies and speaking ill of the crackheads and niggers and admitting police is useful and needed is as much of a sin as being a carbrain.

The mass banning from the circlejerk is further proof they are pretty much just a cult. And it is against Reddit TOS but the admins don't care and only ever enforce that rule against people they want to.
 
This completely demolishes any pretense r/notjustbikes had of being less extreme than r/fuckcars. "i'M nOt iN mY CaR hAtInG pHaSe AnYmOrE" says Jason--yeah right, I never bought that in the first place.

Definitely putting this in my OP update.
 
Absolutely seething. Extremely assblasted.

I love how they refuse to even address the issue of druggies and violence. It would be trivial for them do just shift the blame to other stuff and claim that the problem isn't inherent to public transport. But of course they can't, because 99% of them are Progressive leftists or straight up commies and speaking ill of the crackheads and niggers and admitting police is useful and needed is as much of a sin as being a carbrain.

The mass banning from the circlejerk is further proof they are pretty much just a cult. And it is against Reddit TOS but the admins don't care and only ever enforce that rule against people they want to.
Like @Markass the Worst points out, they can't even use the "racist whitey kills another POC" because that would STILL imply mass transit is unsafe.

I'm not surprised about mass banning. Back in the late 2010s when r/the_donald was pretty much the canary in the coal mine for Reddit's authoritarian measures (some other fun, non-political subreddits got banned in the same time frame, like a subreddit that photoshopped fat chicks into pretty ones), there were like 40 or 50 left-leaning subreddits that basically pre-emptively banned anyone if they had posted on r/the_donald for whatever reason.

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I'm not surprised about mass banning. Back in the late 2010s when r/the_donald was pretty much the canary in the coal mine for Reddit's authoritarian measures (some other fun, non-political subreddits got banned in the same time frame, like a subreddit that photoshopped fat chicks into pretty ones), there were like 40 or 50 left-leaning subreddits that basically pre-emptively banned anyone if they had posted on r/the_donald for whatever reason.
Speaking of which (from the /r/FuckCarscirclejerk thread (archive)):
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/r/the_donald never mass-banned people. Redditors never cease to amaze me with their ability to invert reality.
 
That's textbook cow behavior. Incredible and very entertaining.
When you ban everyone, it tells me your positions are more extreme than you say and your arguments are so shit that nothing can back them up. And they are. This page is testament to it. From wanting SUV's and trucks banned, to promoting high speed rail to places it has no buisness being and would be a IMMENSE waste of tax dollars, it's all lunacy. And now Jason has jumped the fence. Lol. LMAO even.
 
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I think when someone here suggested these redditors hate cars because they're too retarded to drive is pretty much right on the money. Let's put this into perspective, even Chris Chan had a drivers license and could drive around to other states.

I also hate how god damn complicated it is to even start the car.
and the fact that cars are way too complicated for me to drive. So after the lesson I cried and wanted to kill myself.
:story: Jesus

Edit: to be fair he's going from driving auto to manual so he might just be stalling out a lot and not pressing the clutch before cranking it. But to a slow in the mind it might as well be rocket science.
 
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I think when someone here suggested these redditors hate cars because they're too retarded to drive is pretty much right on the money. Let's put this into perspective, even Chris Chan had a drivers license and could drive around to other states.
For fucks sake. This idiot needs to self delete. If it's first driving lesson caused so much "trauma" that it's still "trembling" at midnight it is simply too fucking weak to live. I swear to christ if any of my kids was this fucking pathetic I'd strangle it myself.
 
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I think when someone here suggested these redditors hate cars because they're too retarded to drive is pretty much right on the money. Let's put this into perspective, even Chris Chan had a drivers license and could drive around to other states.



:story: Jesus

Edit: to be fair he's going from driving auto to manual so he might just be stalling out a lot and not pressing the clutch before cranking it. But to a slow in the mind it might as well be rocket science.
reminds me of that faggot that complained about being bruised and getting ptsd from firing an ar-15
 
Today on /r/fuckcars, a carless person asks their fellow car-haters what cars they own.
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I don't care if it was brigaded, this thread is hilarious.

Nearly every single comment lists one or more cars:
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Some SUV owners:
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This guy has 18 cars:
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and this guy has 10:
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⚠️ WARNING: PICKUP TRUCK OWNERS ⚠️

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I think that's enough comments; you get the point.
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