Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Mourning_Cloak said:
Fatty Pat has somehow secured another gig at some writer's convention.

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There's cats? When were there cats?

Have they gone the way of his idol Brianna Wu's dogs?
 
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Maude Snew said:
While I was doing some digging I came across something else I found interesting.
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His old fence was fucking backwards too. He build that as well? Also look at his tomato plants. Could just be a sort I'm not familiar with, there's a lot of them so I won't comment on how low they are, the ones I have are always very tall but I will comment on the brown there is. Those are not healthy plants. Ace gardener our salter of his own earth is not, I'm sure we're all shocked.
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And as a bonus burned treated wood is always a good idea, I wonder how many cancers that gave him.
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fence saga is old news, child
 
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Mourning_Cloak said:
Fatty Pat has somehow secured another gig at some writer's convention.

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They have less than 1K followers on twitter, but their bio says they're 20 years old. I doubt small groups vet their guests as much as the bigger ones, but my God, I must wonder if some even vet at all? This guy hasn't completed a book in years, and he doesn't have the excuse of resting on laurels after churning out several NYT best sellers. This makes me believe they accepted him knowingly for attention OR the forerunners are all gunt-guards. He is one of several guests.

Also, why are they using a copyrighted image?
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GenCon itself is a fairly serious con, it's where DnD was first sold and has a big Battletech event there iirc why this writer symposium is scrapping the underside of the barrel like this I genuinely don't know.
 
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JJLiautaud said:
GenCon itself is a fairly serious con, it's where DnD was first sold and has a big Battletech event there iirc why this writer symposium is scrapping the underside of the barrel like this I genuinely don't know.
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GenCon stopped being GenCon after it was sold. It's only gotten worse over the past decade. Hell, they even banned Ernie. While it would be a good idea to ban him due to the lawsuit WotC has against him, in reality it was due to his views on trans people and calling out the bullshit WotC pulled with the whole racism thing against D&D. The people who now run the convention are very anti-Conservative. Personally, it's not worth going to or promoting since they hate the hobby and only wish to get their Internet Points so they can hope to trade them in to lap up axe wounds.
 
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he got a second better one after threatening to actually killing it. no word yet on whether the fatass ate it.
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It's actually Niki's fault though. Lizards just can't live in a 90% methane and watermelon atmosphere, they need oxygen. It's completely unsafe in fact, someone lights a match in there, that entire hovel is getting blown straight off the face of the earth and all the way to Uranus.
 
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AntiSchwuletteAktion said:
I love that Pat is so stubborn that he'd rather be "image removed" on Twitter forever than just use a different headshot as his pfp
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Nah man, it's because his old profile picture was the only one where he didn't have all his chins showing and he's too fat to take a new picture now
 
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Or will they all catch up to him at once in some sort of comical Final Destination disaster?
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The way Fatrick's version of Final Destination starts is by missing the plane, but the twist is it's because he's too fat and slow, not because of any psychic abilities.
It's Over Anakin said:
his old profile picture was the only one where he didn't have all his chins showing and he's too fat to take a new picture now
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Bingo! Fatrick's too vain to admit he's gained weight. Also, after warning thousands of atalkers of impending felony fat-calling charges, his fragile pride will be decimated if he's forced to admit he's gained weight.
 
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Aegeus said:
The way Fatrick's version of Final Destination starts is by missing the plane, but the twist is it's because he's too fat and slow, not because of any psychic abilities.
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He makes the plane with the help of heavy construction equipment but then they tell him he's too fat to be allowed on the plane.
 
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AnOminous said:
He makes the plane with the help of heavy construction equipment but then they tell him he's too fat to be allowed on the plane.
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I'm surprised nobody from the OnA forums has tweeted him about that TikToker that got featured for saying airplanes should build larger aisles and seats to accommodate body positive passengers. I feel as if tweeting that at him encouraging him to join her crusade is a thing they'd do.

It's also possible they didn't because she's a lot skinnier than Patrick is, and they didn't want to decimate his feelings.
 
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