Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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Siesta's over boys.
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We have clawed our way back from the error screen just in time for summer.

An ask from one of the gossip blogs posted this list of terribly exciting video ideas Lily has in the works.
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Boy I bet none of em saw these coming.
 
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One mention of her cancer during the downtime, my mistake.
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Lily blaming people 10 years her junior.
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Just let me get away with my behavior!
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She really is a teenager. It's sad.

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Siesta's over boys.
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We have clawed our way back from the error screen just in time for summer.

An ask from one of the gossip blogs posted this list of terribly exciting video ideas Lily has in the works.
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Boy I bet none of em saw these coming.
In a vacuum, I'm not completely opposed to some of these ideas becoming their own video. I think an in-depth analysis on Tiana from The Princess and the Frog could be kind of interesting; Lily brought this up a while ago in one of her roundups and I thought she made a couple of good points. And honestly, I don't know exactly why The Owl House was canceled, so a well-researched video on this topic could be decent.
Of course, when I say "in a vacuum", I'm imagining these topics in the hands of a competent content creator and not Lily Orchard. Even the more promising video ideas have the potential to go wrong if Lily caves in to her worst habits, most noticeably her tendency to go off on unnecessary side tangents and her tendency to take potshots at people for no reason.
 
>Why The Owl House Really Got Cancelled
I can already tell this video would just be a dedicated piece on shitting on the showrunners for "being slow" or "taking too long to get to the point" and shit like that that she talked about for a million times in realted and unrelated videos
>Episodic vs Serialization
Pretty much the same shit as above except it might mention other media a little more
>Fandom's White Guy Problem
Aka a video on Hunter. And it's once again gonna be a dedicated piece on something she already said a million times in related and unrelated videos. Maybe Zuko is gonna get a mention too

never heard of The Dark Side Will Make You Forget though and it's been very long since I last saw Princess and the Frog but she'd probably call it misogynist or something
 
One mention of her cancer during the downtime, my mistake.
One more hit, then she goes clean
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I would add some commentary but I don't know the experience of having cancer in Canuckland. But, she only needed painkillers. While also on chemo. For a benign mole. Can't make heads or tails of it, Watson.
 
never heard of The Dark Side Will Make You Forget though
I was in the same boat. When I saw the post about that, I was pretty surprised because I thought I was at least passably familiar with most of the major entries on TVTropes, which Jerry is obviously referencing here. I figured, if this was really "the worst trope in existence" I feel like he woulda...mentioned it, once, in the years we've been archiving his posts? So I looked it up, and it's as stupid as it sounds.

"The Dark Side Will Make You Forget" is a TVTropes page describing exactly what it sounds like. Someone does something bad in the interest of the greater good (say, they rob a rich asshole to give the money to charity), then it works great so they do it again, and eventually they define themselves by the bad thing and forget the good thing. As the name suggests, it is derived from the Star Wars lore where evil is a defined force that inherently corrupts and turns you into the exact same power-obsessed maniac as every other dark side user.

It is also...pretty much a trope exclusive to Star Wars. I checked the examples, the discussion thread, there's basically nobody who cares about this trope. Seriously, I kept checking more pages to find anything that mattered, and kept finding basically nothing to talk about. There's like one edit a month, and most of the examples barely count, or are aversions or something. How did Jerry even find this? And, more importantly, why is he suddenly claiming this single trope is a huge deal that needs a video to deconstruct it? The only franchises that have any significant examples are...oh, Star Wars, World of Warcraft, and Kingdom Hearts. So, basically every franchise, according to Jerry.

Yes, I see now. Jerry was watching Star Wars again, and getting mad that literally every piece of the lore, from the first frame of the first movie, has universally claimed that the sith are unambiguously evil and the dark side is inherently evil no matter how good your intentions, and every single Star Wars fan knows this is the entire purpose of the dark side, so he decided to find the nearest TVTropes page like a child, and then demands everyone treat it like a big deal. 90% of people have never even thought about this trope, this is not an example of "all the bad writers keep doing this and I'm offended" it's literally just a fantasy Star Wars corruption thing. It really cannot be emphasized enough how not a big deal this trope is.
 
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Context: The drama about Tee Franklin is just gatekeeping drama she asked to write for Demon Slayer and didn't know things that are common knowledge, got mocked, and flew in to a rage.
A video covering the tweets
Some stream about the drama. I'm not interested.


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This behavior isn't concerning. Not at all.

ETA:
For those interested this is Mikay's friend circle at least on Twitter.

the most interacted with:
  • @MizTeeFranklin
  • @TheFirstOkiro
  • @MoringmarkMark (Thats a comic artist they both enjoy)
  • @finnisajedi
  • @UninspiredP (That's Poet)
  • @SithVanas (This is her alt)
  • @Imani_Barbarin
  • @ashlebat_
  • There is also @FeloniusGlitch an artist friend of theirs.


Lily can't pull herself too far out of her bubble lest she lose control.
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A retread [haha] of what she said on a stream. in April. Word for word.
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Another look at the villain story Mikail is drafting up for us chodes still languishing on Tor. It looks noticeably better than her usual work, though still a few hiccups and bad habits. The background looks like ms paint.

I'm wondering if this looks better because there was no one telling Mikay that the art doesn't matter.
 
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Lily's mother knows about her cancer for sure. Or at least knows that people think she's faking it. Unless she's blocked Courtney's comments she knows.

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Lily's take on a Youtuber always being in control and only showing what they want their audience to see. My argument to that is the DaddyOFive channel and the abuse of their children.

According to Lily the people on lolcowforums were the lolcows all along.


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Lily on Jojo.
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She's been streaming.

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She's out of hiding her tumblr.
The video in question is a ear-rape video that's so low quality it ruins the set up to the gotcha.
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The audio is mixed so low that you're forced to put it up full volume which is the point. However the person doing it went on too long and you sort of give up on the video before the intended prank is sprung.

Lily wouldn't appreciate this given her autism and sensitivity to loud noises.

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The rats still rule her home. A reminder this is a Halifax thing and not necessary a Lily specific thing. Rats just home there.
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She's done creative writing. I don't believe a word of it.
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ETA: she nuked all of her Mummy rewrite posts and is in a terrible mood.

She'll turn this embarrassment of making a racist character into a hatred for somone/something else soon.
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You missed one, Lilz. https://www.tumblr.com/lily-orchard/706281371682914304/the-mummy-but-its-gay-by?source=share
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ETA: she nuked all of her Mummy rewrite posts and is in a terrible mood.

She'll turn this embarrassment of making a racist character into a hatred for somone/something else soon.
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You missed one, Lilz. https://www.tumblr.com/lily-orchard/706281371682914304/the-mummy-but-its-gay-by?source=share
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How very odd, she's been excited about her samey black OCs for so long, what's rained on her parade?

I almost wonder if her and Mikail are going through a rough patch. I mean they make these characters together, and I don't think Mikay was on her stream last night.

Anyone have any theories?
 
How very odd, she's been excited about her samey black OCs for so long, what's rained on her parade?

I almost wonder if her and Mikail are going through a rough patch. I mean they make these characters together, and I don't think Mikay was on her stream last night.

Anyone have any theories?
I think Mikaila troubles are a good idea, because the Mummy and Aliana were both of hers.


Maybe the other friends that left her?
 
How very odd, she's been excited about her samey black OCs for so long, what's rained on her parade?

I almost wonder if her and Mikail are going through a rough patch. I mean they make these characters together, and I don't think Mikay was on her stream last night.

Anyone have any theories?
Lily has a theory.
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150 messages. :story:

By her own admission she's blocked all the gossip blogs so their critiques don't reach her.
This feels like a cry for attention we've seen it before. She's just in a bad mood it'll burn out eventually.

In reality she worked herself up into this. In previous posts she states she regrets the character of Aliana at the moment and if given the chance wouldn't do it again.
It was all too much of a headache. Same with the Tiana Princess and the Frog video she was planning. She scrapped it.
The reason? She cared too much about this and people used that enthusiasm to hurt her.
 
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150 messages. :story:

By her own admission she's blocked all the gossip blogs so their critiques don't reach her.
This feels like a cry for attention we've see it before. She's just in a bad mood it'll burn out eventually.

In reality she worked herself up into this. In previous posts she states she regrets the character of Aliana at the moment and if given the chance wouldn't do it again.
It was all too much of a headache. Same with the Tiana Princess and the Frog video she was planning. She scrapped it.
The reason? She cared too much about this and people used that enthusiasm to hurt her.
So it's definitely people.callingnher racist lol

Like the Tee Franklin comment she got.
 
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So it's definitely people.callingnher racist lol

Like the Tee Franklin comment she got.
To add more on the Tee Franklin bit. Mikay is spitting poison and carrying that creator's flag very high these days.

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Lily has made it her mission not to get involved with Mikay's 'friends', which is where that sentiment of her being a phony just supporting black creators/ black character for clout stems from. I understand why Lily is being Switzerland on this, imagine if she did speak up in her usual argry brash way, what would people think of Tee if her biggest champion is Lily Orchard? From what I see Tee is no soft spoken person themselves. Tee's reputation is a cycle of getting high and yelling at anyone she wants too on social media. Birds of a feather.
 
Jerry always tries to play the victim so hard, and always faceplants. Even if we assume all the hate he's getting is real (a dangerous pastime), he could easily avoid it by not being a narcissistic cunt who demands constant approval while alienating everyone he's ever interacted with. Saying you're canceling something you enjoyed because haters criticized you isn't painting yourself as a victim, it's painting yourself as a teenager who's never had to deal with criticism before. Literally everyone who posts public stuff online has to deal with angry comments. The more popular they are, the more angry comments they deal with. Jerry has to deal with more than average, on account of him being famously awful and having fanfics that are nothing more than masurbatory trash. If he wasn't a lolcow maybe that would inspire him to actually try and make something worthwhile instead of crying and dramatically saying he's taking his ball to go home because the other kids on the playground didn't want to play with him.

It's been said before, but if Jerry's really suffering so much due to all the anonymous messages, why doesn't he just turn them off? He's disabled anon asks dozens of times, and all asks a few times, too. If he's waking up to ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY nasty comments, why not just not deal with all those comments, not to mention all the well-wishing-but-misguided fans that ask stupid questions? I mean, unless he's a clinical narcissist who derives his entire sense of self-worth from how many compliments he can drag out of people, or something.
 
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This too shall pass Lily. No feeling is final. Give it time and a cup of tea. You'll be out of the depressive slump and back to your old self righteous self in no time.
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Wife reports Lily is at her wits end. This has echoes of that time Mikay had to tell the discord to involve Lily more because she felt ignored in her own discord. You are not her therapist, Mikay, and you are certainly not her PR manager.
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Those tweets were so good. "All she did was try to include the minorities (i.e belittle, talk down to, claim the culture of and fetishize); and THIS is how those ungrateful savages repay her!?"
 
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