Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Maude Snew]

Do you think Nick would go to Cozy along with Dick if he didn't have a contract with Rumble? I feel like he would honestly, because he isn't nearly the biggest name on Rumble and would be so on Cozy, that probably bothers him since he talked on and on about how he was one of the biggest streamers on Youtube. To him, fading to irrelevancy is probably the worst way for this all to end.

Him going to cozy would be such a shitshow and I kind of want to see it. He's burned up all the good will and audience that followed his bottled ass over to Rumble and nobody but the dozen or so hardcore audience he retains would bother moving with him again. I wonder if he realizes this though, it is fucking obvious but his brain seems to function barely above Ralphamale level anymore.

Racketsknows that people like Cynthia or Himedall are here, and that TIC was for a bit, and maybe that crazy MN sovereign citizen!

Everyone I don't like is Kiwifarms.

 

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Second clip from last night's stream.

Rekieta tells the story of how he went to a strip club with Kayla and "another hot chick" and a guy walks up to try to pick up one of the women. Sounds like he said he was talking about E11ven in Miami.

Dick says "There is so much left out of that explanation", to which Rekieta says "there is, but I'll tell you later".

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I don't think there's anything to explain, actually.

This just sounds like a monogamous adventure with your spouse to me.

As for why the other "hot chick" was with them, it turns out when you're an e-celeb as massive as Rekieta, people are just drawn to you. It even happens with Ralph, as this example from a few months ago shows:

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In every clip I've seen of Nick lately he's surrounded by an entire rogues gallery of retard losers. Who wants to sit through these embarrassing anecdotes and lame ass stories? Man his content is complete dog shit now.

Also how can he be so angry over speculation/theories, and then brag about taking his wife to a strip club like it's a normal thing? His cowish behavior is reaching new heights lately.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

"Lady Rackets and the other lady went to the bathroom", which would seem to imply the other woman wasn't some random given they were going to the bathroom together.

Unless they were going to the bathroom together to do coke or some other party drug and she was just a recent acquaintance who happened to have what they were looking for

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

It's fundamental. If you don't believe in the divinity of Christ, shut the fuck up and quit claiming to be Christian, you aren't.

Pretty much. There's only one rule to Christianity, and you can't rewrite it.

 

[waffle]

Him going to cozy would be such a shitshow and I kind of want to see it. He's burned up all the good will and audience that followed his bottled ass over to Rumble and nobody but the dozen or so hardcore audience he retains would bother moving with him again. I wonder if he realizes this though, it is fucking obvious but his brain seems to function barely above Ralphamale level anymore.

Everyone I don't like is Kiwifarms.

I assume he'd chameleon again and become the biggest Fuentes / AF shill ever seen on God's green earth to capatalize off of the lost boy's and their need for a dad.

 

[Chibitzen]

My contribution. Not quite a furry, but I couldn't think up better inspiration.

Feel free to modify or add to the image. I attached a full res.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

In every clip I've seen of Nick lately he's surrounded by an entire rogues gallery of retard losers. Who wants to sit through these embarrassing anecdotes and lame ass stories? Man his content is complete dog shit now.

Also how can he be so angry over speculation/theories, and then brag about taking his wife to a strip club like it's a normal thing? His cowish behavior is reaching new heights lately.

He can't get real, actual, interesting lawyers to do his shows with him anymore unless he tricks them or they don't know better... though they only make that mistake once.
I don't count legal vices because he barely does lawyering and he's a massive boomer coomer. Same with d'Adersky I can't remember his stupid youtube name cuz I don't care anymore. Ya know, the guy who fled the US because of debt collectors.
Completely off the wall thought: Could it be possible the 'minor surgery' his wife had last year be breast implants? Cuz they look a lot bigger then I remember them being the few times she was on the show prior to that. And she seems narcissistic enough to want something like that.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

Did some digging.

RekietaLaw	Some fag made fun of my outfit yesterday, was hilarious
RekietaLaw	This dude saw me with Lady R and tried to move in, when he failed he said "how does this work, you're wearing a reebok shirt and you have no sense of style..." I responded: "I have a huge penis"
RekietaLaw	Later, lady r went to the bathroom and the dude walked up and fist bumped me. I asked how it was going, he responded: "I'm still rich" I think we would have been friends
RekietaLaw	Dude was wearing obviously expensive designer clothes and I THINK he said he owned some clubs or something
RekietaLaw	Latino

So. The cliche of the straight man being gay is overplayed, right? Can we agree? I've refrained from this little sperge untill now.... I was on the fence until your post.

How fucking totally faggot-ish (with every respect to actual gay men who own it) does this sound from him? Jesus Christ.

@Balldo's Gate I'm not sure how far back @Himedall All-seeing Waifu 's archives go but consider looking up when he "lost 6 hours" after supposedly being ruffied. IIRC it's when he was on the final episode of You Are Here with Elijah and Sydney Watson. Google's not being helpful but maybe May 2022.

Afterward he said he'd never travel again for business without LR.

When Nick and I were sparring in late 2022/early 2023 he totally overreacted when I called him on that shit.

In short, my take: He may have been ruffied. Or not. He may have gotten his rocks off with someone in the bathroom in the missing 6 hours. Or not. He may have simply been creating a cover story if something went public. Atp, I'm betting on the last. I never bought his story.

PS Also, apologies. My attention span for research is currently on the wane. I may come around to it in a few weeks but Friday's stream was so beyond stupid and pathetic, I can't... You seem far more motivated.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

He can't get real, actual, interesting lawyers to do his shows with him anymore unless he tricks them or they don't know better... though they only make that mistake once.

I think it's still hard to separate how much former collaborators are actively avoiding him and which ties were severed simply due to scheduling because he doesn't do day/trial streams anymore.

Nick's timeslot of 11 pm Central M-F was always a tough sell for any working professional not on the West Coast. When Rittenhouse/Depp era Nick was must-see TV, I'm sure many of his LawTube orbiters moved Heaven and Earth to stay up late and get some exposure.

Then there was the Legal Bytes spat that created a Lawtube divorce, with Alyte getting Richard Hoeg and shared custody of Law&Lumber and Ian Runkle.

Where's Kurt? Where's Rob? Where's DUI Guy? Where's Branca? Where's Andrea Burkhart? Where's Nate?

I don’t think Viva's been on with Nick since Rittenhouse, other than on Eric Hunley's channel & Nick's YT ban interview. Where's Barnes? What happened to the shared Vegas meetup?

 

[Swole McPole]

Looks like they went to E11ven on the night of December 4th, 2022, where MGK eventually arrived to perform. This was on the trip to Miami to sign the Rumble contract. Here's a video from the event:

This just makes the story even weirder. Weird things happen in strip clubs, but this forty-something year old man took his wife to a Vanilla Ice concert? (That doesn't actually appear to be a concert -- more of a PA where he's just lip syncing and tossing off the occasional line to some backing tapes.)

If he was 18, I could comprehend it. He'd have terrible taste in music, but it would be comprehensible. But at Nick's age?

Then while he's there, somebody approaches to hit on his wife? What is this? The local Grab-a-Granny night? That club looked like it was full of hot young teenagers who would be only too happy to hook up with a rich older guy. Why would you be trying to bang Lady R? Visually impaired, perhaps?

Maybe he was one of those guys who just hits on everyone, taking a law of averages approach. Hit on everyone, at some point, somebody's going to give it up?

Or maybe it just isn't true and Nick is just pretending that there are other men out there (who aren't the black bulls that do it for money that you find at Hedonism II) who find Lady R attractive?

My money would be on not true.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I think it's still hard to separate how much former collaborators are actively avoiding him and which ties were severed simply due to scheduling because he doesn't do day/trial streams anymore.

Nick's timeslot of 11 pm Central M-F was always a tough sell for any working professional not on the West Coast. When Rittenhouse/Depp era Nick was must-see TV, I'm sure many of his LawTube orbiters moved Heaven and Earth to stay up late and get some exposure.

Then there was the Legal Bytes spat that created a Lawtube divorce, with Alyte getting Richard Hoeg and shared custody of Law&Lumber and Ian Runkle.

Where's Kurt? Where's Rob? Where's DUI Guy? Where's Branca? Where's Andrea Burkhart? Where's Nate?

I don’t think Viva's been on with Nick since Rittenhouse, other than on Eric Hunley's channel & Nick's YT ban interview. Where's Barnes? What happened to the shared Vegas meetup?

You have missed quite a but.

Nick has not really appeared on any other shows much since the end of Murdaugh where he flipped his lid on 'jury analysis'. By the end of that trial, Nick was totally checked out and there was definitely a different panel dynamic where legal content was discussed without Nick's involvement. Kurt even got in a few digs at Nick.

Uncivil can't seem to break 5k (rarely 3k) on his last 3 weeks of videos.

Rob has dropped off the map except for the occasional stream and the roleplaying game he has going with Ian and a few others.

Larry was actually on with Nick on Tuewday night to the tune of an embarrassingly low superchat number. He has been more active on Twitter about his law practice, pets, and vacations.

Branca is only ever on when there is a chance to shill his book and no-credit law school. He doesn't need a YT presence to survive.

Andrea is an actual lawyer and is focusing on that.

Nate the lawyer was never a regular guest for Nick. He had teamed up with Hunley for a bit of a debate Left v. Right show, but it ended up with Nate dominating each time. It was never interesting and they had no chemistry. He is doing his own content and tends to attract the more centrist and left of centre pols like Emily D. Baker attracts old women and true crime fans...

Viva and Barnes rarely guest on anyone's show since they made their mint on LOCALS and Rumble. However, it looks like Viva and Barnes may have hit the ceiling with their Rumble switch and are trying to find their new breakthrough. They have a loyal following like Nick used to have, but enough sense to keep them happy so far.

As for Viva, I know he was weirded out by the sudden Nose turn to degeneracy and the abysmal Ruttenhouse interview. I wouls wager it would take a lot to appear on stream woth him for more than an hour or so. Maybe on someone else's channel.

Barnes is always a recluse. He likes to make grand legal strategy predictions from his own throne and I would wager he is just as involved in the Rumble effort as Viva. He would not come on without a legal topic to pontificate upon.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I assume he'd chameleon again and become the biggest Fuentes / AF shill ever seen on God's green earth to capatalize off of the lost boy's and their need for a dad.

He can't go back to that after shoving a bottle up his ass and spreading the gospel of the porn, drugs, and cooming lifestyle for a year. Even Jack Murphy can't, that's why Jack's big thing nowadays is manly health supplements THEY don't want you to know about.

My contribution. Not quite a furry, but I couldn't think up better inspiration.

Feel free to modify or add to the image. I attached a full res.

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Incredibly flattering portrayal of Nick. Face isn't ragged enough, nose isn't red enough, eyes aren't sunken enough, you're making him look positively handsome.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I can't think of anything more sad and pathetic than some late 40s couple going out to nightclubs together because they both need the ego-boost of other people being attracted to them. Nightclubs are a meat-market to oogle flesh, there is zero reason someone in a relationship should ever go to one unless they are swingers like the Rekietas deny being.

Honestly you couldn't pay me enough to step into a club, listen to shitty music that's way too loud, spend way too much money on alcohol, not be able to have a single conversation without screaming "WHAT?!" over and over again and dealing with drunk guys with grabby hands. One of the best things about getting married is never having to go to a place like that ever again.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Afterward he said he'd never travel again for business without LR.

My recollection is this was the trip he and Brittany Venti were getting friendly with after that interview, as well as some of the Texas ho-gang. It was also the hilarious trip where Ralph was "dancing" outside The Blaze studios.

Where's Kurt? Where's Rob? Where's DUI Guy? Where's Branca? Where's Andrea Burkhart? Where's Nate?

I don’t think Viva's been on with Nick since Rittenhouse, other than on Eric Hunley's channel & Nick's YT ban interview. Where's Barnes? What happened to the shared Vegas meetup?

I can answer the meetup in particular, at least Barnes' official stance on it. Can't find the stream on a quick look, but after announcing a joint meetup in Vegas, Viva and Barnes pulled out. Barnes cited his party planner/coordinator's need for the proper amount of time to set everything up, hire people, get vendors in order (they had some food and drink), etc. He wished Nick well on his three week turnaround for the event. We all saw how well that turned out. For the record, while Viva and Barnes' event could have been a photo shoot for J Crew, it was by all accounts well attended (they sold out their limited number of tickets, locals feedback was great, the two of them had a great time, etc.)

Interesting that Barnes lives in Vegas, yet still decided not to show for Nick's thing. Maybe because of THE FUCKING MARATHON happening that day/night which made moving around Vegas next to impossible. Branca recounted what should have been a 5 minute walk from his hotel, took 45 minutes in an Uber / taxi to get there.

Or maybe Barnes has Rackets' number now.

Viva and Barnes rarely guest on anyone's show since they made their mint on LOCALS and Rumble. However, it looks like Viva and Barnes may have hit the ceiling with their Rumble switch and are trying to find their new breakthrough. They have a loyal following like Nick used to have, but enough sense to keep them happy so far.

As for Viva, I know he was weirded out by the sudden Nose turn to degeneracy and the abysmal Ruttenhouse interview. I wouls wager it would take a lot to appear on stream woth him for more than an hour or so. Maybe on someone else's channel.

Barnes is always a recluse. He likes to make grand legal strategy predictions from his own throne and I would wager he is just as involved in the Rumble effort as Viva. He would not come on without a legal topic to pontificate upon.

Barnes has his interests outside of law (in particular, sports and sport betting). He keeps to his stacks of interest and generally doesn't jump into the fray. Viva likes talking to all sorts of people so he has been super active, but seldom does return interviews outside the aforementioned Hunley panel, and even on that Viva is in and out at times. They've both been experimenting with longer form, produced content as of late. It will be interesting to see where that goes.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

People who are into BDSM and orgies tend to be really old and fat ugly people. I don't know why Nick wants to be an orgy guy or try to get threesomes at 40. That's a behavior that will make you start looking like a ghoul over time because someone will get you into cocaine, unfiltered cigerettes, or jenkem. Like nigga you have money, get your wife into a side business with all that land you own.

It makes me think if Nick is one of those guys who marries a woman dumber than him and then keeps her from seeking real independence. You know those guys who marry a woman from the third world and then they basically do all the shopping and make sure they can't drive around? With how drugged up Lady R is I'm kinda starting to believe that Nick's that much of a loser with his 12+ month long midlife crisis.

 

[crab fucker]

Watched the recent mati thing about Rekieta and it actually is kind of baffling that anyone would still take him at his word that he 'loves the farms' or that he 'loves josh'. I was willing to believe that he used to go on this thread when people were posting constructive criticism about his content, but I think the difference now is that whatever advice is posted now is shit he doesn't want to hear or accept. Screaming at Rekieta to pull up is funny, but it's also legit advice at this point. He is spiraling and whatever benefit of the doubt he earned from being supportive of the farms is dwindling.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

If he was 18, I could comprehend it. He'd have terrible taste in music, but it would be comprehensible. But at Nick's age?

no it's totally normal for aging conservative christians to go to strip clubs and watch a degenerate hack celebrity wiggle around on stage to his own karaoke while wearing sequined women's clothes. stop being an incel prude.

 

[TechPriest#42069]

Trying to get through that Friday stream. Anyone else get the feeling of sharks in the water once the insecurity of that small time redhead streamer started showing? If that's how they act on a livestream I wonder what it's like at the club. It's hard to explain what feels off, but it's just this general sense of trying to push the boundaries when someone is uncomfortable.

I did not see this mentioned before so apologies if it's been brought up, but Nick talks about his fan's reaction to his degeneracy at around the 3 hour 5 minute mark. After casually talking about some show that included ass eating. He talks for a bit about the flack he's been getting. He then goes on to rant about how a friend showing you his porn is not inappropriate "it's just weird" .

His general response to the criticism is shit though, classic straw man. He basically tries to say that everyone is upset because he does not put his love for his wife on hold outside the bedroom. I was watching since the lolsuit and dropped off recently because every stream feels like a bunch of creepy old degenerates talking about their degeneracy and kind of getting off on it. There is a big difference between openly and publicly being affectionate towards your wife, and talking about your latest sex toy purchases with the internet.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

Nick has not really appeared on any other shows much since the end of Murdaugh where he flipped his lid on 'jury analysis'. By the end of that trial, Nick was totally checked out and there was definitely a different panel dynamic where legal content was discussed without Nick's involvement. Kurt even got in a few digs at Nick.

Kiwi's not letting me reply to your whole post - so odd when that happens.

The anniversary of the Depp/Heard decision is an apt time to see where everyone has on LawTube has landed... or is it just me who's nerding out?

1) The Redpilled Angry Bois: Declining. It's pretty bad across the board.
Nick's numbers are down across platforms (I'm ignoring Rumble subs bc their #s are fuckery), Mindset is stagnant at 93K subs so he's created the MGTOW second channel called GoEastGentlemen (2.5K subs on 160 vids?? Ooof). I don't track Branca but I doubt he's grown and I seldom see him on panels anymore.

• Redpilled adjacent: Legal Vices and Good Lawgic are declining - both have been complaining about losing subs. Despite huge efforts on Joe's part, he can't break 100K. They're blaming YT but are confused.
• Orbiters: Megan Fox recently said on Vices channel that she may quit. DaniOnDirect seems to have been scared off by Nick. She's struggling to get to 10K but recently did some quality work covering Daybell's audio only trial. She's leaning into the Law&Lumber crowd. The one successful exception: Andrea Burkhart has quietly built up an impressive 68K subs on only 75 (mostly pre-recorded) vids in which she almost exclusively covers the law (imagine!). I've not seen her on a panel in months.

2) The Moderates: Flat but maintaining... ???
Includes Ian/Runkle, Rob/Law&Lumber, and Larry/DUI Guy - all of whom came up with Depp. They all seem to have a nice cult-of-personality thing going on but they're barely discussing the law. Bytes seems to be doing just fine despite the dumb dust up with Mindset and Nick. She's sticking to mostly law and got great views with the Paltrow trial. Hoeg just had a stroke so I won't count him. LawyerYouKnow pretty much does his own thing - almost exclusively law - and his view counts are solid. NatalieLawyerChick (left leaning) survived her twitter dust up with Branca and pulled huge numbers (for her) covering the Daybell trial.

3) The Do-Your-Own Thing Ninjas: This politically diverse crowd seems to be doing VERY well - thanks very much.

• Emily D Baker - Pulled ridiculously big view numbers with the Paltrow trial (which, contrary to Nick's comments, was highly entertaining). Her combo of pre-recorded vids and live streaming works well. On a large base over of 700K subs she recently gained 5K.
• Nate the Lawyer - His editor/producer needs a damn award. Nate does mostly pre-recorded vids. His top five viewed vids - all very recent covering trans athletes - have gone pretty viral with over 1M views each. He's recently gained 4K subs on a solid base of almost 300K subs. (Nate will sometimes mix it up with other LawTubers - recently with the Bouzy mess - but tends to stay fairly independent.)
• The Lead Attorney - This guy has quietly amassed over 300K subs with mostly pre-recorded vids covering family law and African American cases. View counts aren't huge but he still maintains an active practice so I doubt he cares.
• Viva/Barnes - It's hard to gauge numbers bc they're doing the YT/Rumble combo that Nick copied. Viva's able to draw big creators (Blaire White 2 days ago), still goes on low-key panels (mostly Hunley's), yet has carved out a 'thinking man's conservative' crowd (contrast that with Nick's Locals) with fairly robust discussions of legislation along with quality interviews.

My Take Away: The redpill stuff is tired and declining (at least in LawTube). Focusing on the law works for lawyers (brilliant analysis, I know).

Side Note: Most of those doing well do not have parasocial interactions with their subs whatsoever. If anything, they try to keep a strong distance. Contrast that with Nick, Mindset, Vices and Joe who are obsessed with their own following.

Side Note II: Nick's recent comments about streaming on Rumble exclusively and doing pre-recorded vids for YT initially seemed dumb to me. But, actually, it's clear that Nate, Andrea, TheLeadAttorney and - separately - The Quartering (3-5 vids/day!!) do pretty very well with that old model. Thing is, Nate and Jeremy have PRODUCERS...

Edit: I forgot Sean/Potentially Criminal! He's everyone's favorite acerbic teddy bear and DEF lurks here (he's said so). Anyway, I'd call him a redpill orbiter and his numbers are pretty flat. I'm told his Discord is hot and very active, however. Apparently it's full of Nick dissenters. AND I forgot Kurt. Def redpilled adjacent and is also flat to declining and whining about it.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

You have missed quite a but.

I admittedly haven't watched Nick since the bottle incident, so I'm only getting updates from here and the clippers.

Uncivil can't seem to break 5k (rarely 3k) on his last 3 weeks of videos.

Kurt has been doing morning Legal Roundup streams for less than 200 viewers and also streams vidya on his channel that he later privates because "it's not on brand".

Unsuccessful streaming on YT tends to have the algorithm stop recommending your shit.

Larry was actually on with Nick on Tuewday night to the tune of an embarrassingly low superchat number.

So I guess he's the only one I listed with a recent cameo.

As for Viva, I know he was weirded out by the sudden Nose turn to degeneracy and the abysmal Ruttenhouse interview.

Viva can be a pretentious moralfag. His content is how I originally discovered Nick on one of Hunley's Friday streams just before Rittenhouse.

He doesn't swear on stream. He's like a Ned Flanders when he gets angry despite the fact that he's got rich descending into right-wing US political mudslinging, while abandoning a lot of his Canadian audience that originally brought him into the spotlight I would argue.

Barnes is always a recluse. He likes to make grand legal strategy predictions from his own throne and I would wager he is just as involved in the Rumble effort as Viva. He would not come on without a legal topic to pontificate upon.

When I was watching regularly up until last fall, Barnes was a not-infrequent impromptu guest brought on out of the chat, likely because he lives in Vegas in a later timezone.

So either the canceled meetup may indicate a falling out of sorts or as you say, he could similarly be simply staying clear with the content and format changes.