Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Kees H]

The story continues:

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Sorry for shitty screenshots, am phoneposting with shitty internet connection.

So happy Twitter stopped being gay about people "deadnaming" trannies. Usually I think Dick Masterson is a fucking fag, but this is pretty based from him, spreading Lucas his real name.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

I agree, but I'm also sure he'd get a halal thread. He has so much not-trans stuff to be embarrassing, belligerent, and autistic about that it would come up one way or another. He's an attention whore who wants to be worshiped for his flaws and enabled and affirmed in his addictions, so one day would come one too many trollshielding post or a "Let me preface this by saying Ilike the idea of fucking dogs" post and it would be all ogre. The only upside is that he and Ralph might have been homo sooner.

Lucas would have been like Orson Zedd. One to many shitposts with retarded opsec even without all the buffalo bill troon shit.

 

[WonderWino]

Pretty sure Troonshine is a Jim-coined portmanteau, everyone just immediately started using it because it's fucking perfect.

My headcanon is troonshine is an offshoot of vintage nukashine from fallout 76 and much like it, troonshine has a habit of making the imbiber go mental, pass out and wake up in random places surrounded by deformed mutants trying to harm you or animals who mistook the troonstank of the stinkditch for death and tried to eat you

The company would have had a real winner with the troons if the bombs hadn't fallen, and i'm sure nukaworld could have become a troon infested pedo hunting ground for them just like disneyland before too long

 

[HarblMcDavid]

My headcanon is troonshine is an offshoot of vintage nukashine from fallout 76 and much like it, troonshine has a habit of making the imbiber go mental, pass out and wake up in random places surrounded by deformed mutants trying to harm you or animals who mistook the troonstank of the stinkditch for death and tried to eat you

The company would have had a real winner with the troons if the bombs hadn't fallen, and i'm sure nukaworld could have become a troon infested pedo hunting ground for them just like disneyland before too long

Just to be clear since I couldn't go back and edit my post later, I was wrong about the source.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

My headcanon is troonshine is an offshoot of vintage nukashine from fallout 76 and much like it, troonshine has a habit of making the imbiber go mental, pass out and wake up in random places surrounded by deformed mutants trying to harm you or animals who mistook the troonstank of the stinkditch for death and tried to eat you

The company would have had a real winner with the troons if the bombs hadn't fallen, and i'm sure nukaworld could have become a troon infested pedo hunting ground for them just like disneyland before too long

That’s Sinseer’s fantasy. He loves his Fallout 76.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

My headcanon is troonshine is an offshoot of vintage nukashine from fallout 76 and much like it, troonshine has a habit of making the imbiber go mental, pass out and wake up in random places surrounded by deformed mutants trying to harm you or animals who mistook the troonstank of the stinkditch for death and tried to eat you

Reads like Johnny Fallout's origin story.

 

[Kees H]

Meanwhile, the amount of views so far, to proof the clickbait worked REALLY well, as proven by the below screenshot:

Welp, Lucas his clickbait worked really well a couple of days later:


It's almost sad, if he wasn't such a piece of fucking shit.

 

[glass_houses]

Welp, Lucas his clickbait worked really well a couple of days later:
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It's almost sad, if he wasn't such a piece of fucking shit.

So this brave, stunning woman, at the height of her fame, had multiple international news pieces run on her, raised $100 000 on Go Fund Me, was the face of an international, illegal movement to censor the internet, was the defacto 'parent' and advocate for thousands of mentally ill children enduring horrific parental and institutional abuse...

And now she needs three days and a massively deceptive title to pull a whooping 22K views.

k.

Have fun with that Lucas.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

So this brave, stunning woman, at the height of her fame, had multiple international news pieces run on her, raised $100 000 on Go Fund Me, was the face of an international, illegal movement to censor the internet, was the defacto 'parent' and advocate for thousands of mentally ill children enduring horrific parental and institutional abuse...

And now she needs three days and a massively deceptive title to pull a whooping 22K views.

k.

Have fun with that Lucas.

Lucas needs to MAN up and admit defeat. He will never be an influencer again.

 

[JULAY]

Lucas needs to MAN up and admit defeat. He will never be an influencer again.

What's really hilarious is that all it took for him to fall from grace with the lefty crowd that was his audience was saying the word "retard".

Having to abide by endless purity tests and an ever-changing standard of morality that is updated literally daily must be so fucking tiresome. Oh well, just another fine example of the revolution eating its children.

At this point, I fully expect him to either fake another swatting and try to pin it on us again, or to join the 41%. Attention is like oxygen to narcs, without it they wither and die.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

What's really hilarious is that all it took for him to fall from grace with the lefty crowd that was his audience was saying the word "retard".

Having to abide by endless purity tests and an ever-changing standard of morality that is updated literally daily must be so fucking tiresome. Oh well, just another fine example of the revolution eating its children.

At this point, I fully expect him to either fake another swatting and try to pin it on us again, or to join the 41%. Attention is like oxygen to narcs, without it they wither and die.

I wonder if he could fall in a trap where a young kid ask for his HRT stuff to meet at some random place and the young kid is some Chris Hansen wannabe?

 

[Markass the Worst]

What's really hilarious is that all it took for him to fall from grace with the lefty crowd that was his audience was saying the word "retard".

Having to abide by endless purity tests and an ever-changing standard of morality that is updated literally daily must be so fucking tiresome. Oh well, just another fine example of the revolution eating its children.

"Retard" has been verboten for a long, long time. The problem with Lucas is that he's still an edgy 4chan shitposter at heart and wants it both ways. He wants the fame and attention of trannies and what he thinks is the cool people of the Internet while still being able to make edgy jokes, not realizing those very same people hate those edgy jokes.

Maybe he thought he was cool enough to be able to say "retard" and get away with it, not realizing that once something is forbidden, it's severely forbidden and even the slightest transgression is enough to get you canceled.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

"Retard" has been verboten for a long, long time. The problem with Lucas is that he's still an edgy 4chan shitposter at heart and wants it both ways. He wants the fame and attention of trannies and what he thinks is the cool people of the Internet while still being able to make edgy jokes, not realizing those very same people hate those edgy jokes.

Maybe he thought he was cool enough to be able to say "retard" and get away with it, not realizing that once something is forbidden, it's severely forbidden and even the slightest transgression is enough to get you canceled.

Lucas miscalculated thinking his troon shield would allow him to say anything his retarded brain shits out. He failed to realize is there is a troon shield because lefties are hypersensitive cunts with a laundry list of supposed wrongthink and our man frequently stepped over the line.

 

[Punished Neco]

Welp, Lucas his clickbait worked really well a couple of days later:
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It's almost sad, if he wasn't such a piece of fucking shit.

Funny that this video came out about a day after Keffals responded on Twitter to someone complaining that the last clickbait video (Why I regret the surgery) was the number 1 result on Youtube if you search for "Detransition" when they were genuinely looking for help for the member of their family who was detransitioning

What's really hilarious is that all it took for him to fall from grace with the lefty crowd that was his audience was saying the word "retard".

It was actually more the fact that Keffals told the followers to go make fake piccrew accounts and infiltrate "tenderqueer" Twitter by pretending to be black (making the piccrew profile pictures black).
The Retard discourse lost Keffals about 1-2k followers, the other 33,000 were after the new racism allegations came out.

It's important to not sing from Keffals hymn sheet, they're trying to clean up Keffals PR image by making it ALL about saying the word retard when in actuality that wasn't the main thing that got Keffals cancelled, but saying retard is a lot easier to make people forgive than the whole "go pretend to be diverse" scandal.

Wait a second! You forgot to account for Kiwiflation, you know, the Kiwi Farms users that tune into his streams for a good laugh and bump up his "already impressive" numbers. How many out of the 400 do you think were Farms users?

3-5.
When Keffals first returned it was probably 20-30. But a few weeks later, 3-5.
And I say that because back before Keffals left I'm nearly certain that there were multiple streams which only I was actually degrading myself by tuning into, the titles were all clickbait and every kiwi was just taking the title at face value.
To try say there is more than 10 Kiwi's maximum viewing the last stream is risking straying into a realm of pure cope, Keffals old streams in Feb did 350-500 on average, so we're still down on that number regardless.

Now, since I want to offer something other than commentary:
Keffals apologized to a bunch of people, this surprisingly included Empanada
[A]
Proceeds to then name a stream after him after apologizing for "lying about you in videos"

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Half hearted apology not apology,
Trying to pass blame off to external factors.
Continue exact same behaviour that made the apology necessary.


Lucas my man your narc is showing again.

 

[Polentic]

Unlike Keffals, his Twitch channel is bleeding!

 

[LobsterBoy669]

We've been back for a little bit, at least on Tor, and I haven't given old Lukey boy much thought. After catching up on the thread, all I can say is this: I pity him.

The thing about most influencers is that they're charismatic, creative and quick-witted, or at least two of those three, but those are all traits that Keffals lacks. This is why there's such an insane bleed/stagnancy at this point. He only got interest in his content because of his two goals: take down the Farms, and sue the LPD. He has managed to completely fail in both endeavors, due to a nasty mixture of complacency, laziness, and incompetence.

This is why he chose Leafy as his most recent target to "ratio." He's a long disgraced and irrelevant YouTuber, so for someone like Keffals, he would surely prove to be an easy target for the "dreaded" Twitter ratio. But that's not how it went, because despite everything, Leafy has two things that Keffals will never, ever, ever have. That's charisma, and genuine fans.

So now we watch in delight as this Canadian eunuch flails around attempting to maintain relevance. He won't, of course. I know this because, well, first off I'm writing this message on this forum, and thus he failed in the one thing that gave him relevancy in the first place. And second is that he's never going to realize the solution to this puzzle was never to try and solve it in the first place.

You can't win Lucas, aka Clara, aka Keffals. Maybe your actions do lead to this site getting scrubbed from the internet (we are, after all, currently forced onto Tor because of your actions, in a roundabout way). But even if we all lose our forum, we are all still gonna be out there. Archives will still exist. Every shitty or embarrassing thing you've ever done will still live on, and you best believe it will get posted somewhere just to spite you.

You can't stop the signal Lucas. It will live on. That, right there, is why you're so pitiable. You did more than lose, you completely torpedoed any chance of an actual career in online entertainment. At this point the only feasible choices to get out of this are to leave the internet and get a real job, or the rope.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

It's all because he got away from his core competencies: literally changing the world by reading the news on Twitch and ratioing people on Twitter with bots.

edit: Oops, forgot the international homemade drug operation he WILL NEVER STOP SUPPORTING!

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Lucas miscalculated thinking his troon shield would allow him to say anything his retarded brain shits out. He failed to realize is there is a troon shield because lefties are hypersensitive cunts with a laundry list of supposed wrongthink and our man frequently stepped over the line.

I don't want to imagine the reactions if and when Lucas will drop the N-word and/or said something where people shout "that's antisemitism".

 

[Kees H]

Unlike Keffals, his Twitch channel is bleeding!

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Lol, lmao even. The 188 Twitch followers he lost on Twitch is most likely people getting the Twitch notification he was going live and remembering they were following this druggie piece of shit, and clicked unfollow as fast as they could.