Indiana Jones & the Dial of Destiny - Using time travel to literally retcon the series

I just find it hilarious how we're now treating Kingdom of the Crystal Skull like the Star Wars prequels.
It's hilarious to see shit that people were saying years and years ago when it was announced Disney was doing an Indiana Jones movie come true. But I think we all know why it was inevitable.
Reminder that some of the reason we can't find some artifacts is because indigenous peoples also demolished their own archaeological sites. It's particularly noted in Eastern and Southern Africa btw.
Source? Or are you just talking about modern indigenous people looting their ancestor's archaeological sites?
Plus Jewbag Spielberg and Lucas and Jewbag Kasdan already wrote that Indy was banging an underage girl in Raiders....typical shit from that section of the populace.
Because 70s Hollywood were HUGE fans of Roman Polanski who did just that. Harrison Ford included for that matter.
 
It's hilarious to see shit that people were saying years and years ago when it was announced Disney was doing an Indiana Jones movie come true. But I think we all know why it was inevitable.
This is exactly what happens when KK takes control onto Lucasfilm after George Lucas sold it to Disney. This is the punishment and the realization that KK and Disney have to face. When even leftists cannot stand Disney and the IPs they bought, that's when they fucked up.
Because 70s Hollywood were HUGE fans of Roman Polanski who did just that. Harrison Ford included for that matter.
Yes, being fans of a sexual deviant that moved to Europe after being charged for sexual assault on a minor. This is with every other mental patient who works at Hollywood that also happen to have close contact with Jeff Epstein.
 
with this and the writers strike ill be surprised if Disney doesn't go under if they keep making woke garbage. They already had to cut some woke shows like willow from disney plus to actually save money.
well, there's hope...


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I dunno what the leaked ending allegedly is but I've read several reviews saying it is George Lucas silliness extreme. So it should be funny at least
 
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>reviewing worse than KotCS
>people in the thread defending KotCS in comparison
I was right.
I mean I liked it when that came out in theatres, and I still like it today just 15 years after its release, and people who shat on it and writing it off as another embarrassing Lucas moment are also sad boomers, X-ers and millennials being total hypocrites by also ruining IPs themselves, especially the psychos working in Hollywood.
 
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I dunno what the leaked ending allegedly is but I've read several reviews saying it is George Lucas silliness extreme. So it should be funny at least
It essentially resulted in Fleabag having to go back in time and do all the stuff Indy did in the previous movies because he was literally erased from history. I'm not sure that's the real ending, but the mere fact that it seemed plausible speaks volumes.
 
Crystal Skull came out long after Spielberg went full tard with gun control and guns are bad for the "good guys" and pedobait to even touch.
Come on man. Spielberg is a Jew. He was always gonna jew out. The mid-western Jews are still Jews but they got enough fear and some Protestant infiltration for them to sort of try and act American at least for a time.

It's not like SWeinstein , who was a NYC/L.A. hi-caliber double-barreled Jewbag who was a straight-up baby raping, goy-virgin-lusting, black-hearted Jew from the beginning. Speilberg had to work up to it, afraid of exposing himself, gaining traction as he made and produced Protestant family content but with degenerate things under the surface (See: Raiders).

He never went 'full tard'. He was always full tard, he just hid it.
 
It essentially resulted in Fleabag having to go back in time and do all the stuff Indy did in the previous movies because he was literally erased from history. I'm not sure that's the real ending, but the mere fact that it seemed plausible speaks volumes.
But Hollywood says "fuck history" because they want to do their own thing by huffing their own paints and manipulate audiences to believe that the events that happened were accurate when they really are not.
 
Hollywood been rewriting history every since the beginning and had gotten a pass for generations from the terminally brain dead "it's just a movie" normie NPCs.
 
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Trey and Matt really showed their ages when they had indy literally raped by Spielberg and Lucas in the China problem episode of South park. For the portrayal of Chinese stereotypes or the comments cartman makes about China, I think the crystal skull bitching has aged the worst out of everything in that episode.


So remember boomers/aging Gen xers, before you shoot off your mouths claiming your childhood/youth was "raped" just remember the new generation can always do a lot worse to it. (Or in kks case the same generation)

I recall, that is how everyone felt at the time, that they were ruining a beloved franchise. If only we knew how bad it was going to get.
 
It essentially resulted in Fleabag having to go back in time and do all the stuff Indy did in the previous movies because he was literally erased from history. I'm not sure that's the real ending, but the mere fact that it seemed plausible speaks volumes.

That was the original leak, but I hear they re-wrote it because it tested so poorly. I think its now, Indy chooses to remain in the past, rather then go back to the present. Whatever it is, its sure to be lame.
 
I recall, that is how everyone felt at the time, that they were ruining a beloved franchise. If only we knew how bad it was going to get.
I think there's a big difference. KotCS was a stupid idea and a terrible movie, but at least they were still actually trying to make a good and fun Indiana Jones movie. They just utterly failed in every way. If more grounded and competent film-makers (or just the same film-makers 20 years younger) made KotCS it would probably be a good movie - all the ingredients are there, they just need to be put together correctly..

The people making DoD have zero desire to make a good or fun Indiana Jones movie, and probably haven't even seen the previous ones. They don't understand or care what makes a good Indiana Jones movie or ANY good movie at all. Their sole desire is to shit on everything that they think exists in the previous movies, and use that shitting on things to prop up their new, "better" version of Indy. There is no film-maker in the world that could salvage this movie into a decent IJ movie, because it was, from the onset, never intended to be one.
 
I think there's a big difference. KotCS was a stupid idea and a terrible movie, but at least they were still actually trying to make a good and fun Indiana Jones movie. They just utterly failed in every way. If more grounded and competent film-makers (or just the same film-makers 20 years younger) made KotCS it would probably be a good movie - all the ingredients are there, they just need to be put together correctly..

The people making DoD have zero desire to make a good or fun Indiana Jones movie, and probably haven't even seen the previous ones. They don't understand or care what makes a good Indiana Jones movie or ANY good movie at all. Their sole desire is to shit on everything that they think exists in the previous movies, and use that shitting on things to prop up their new, "better" version of Indy. There is no film-maker in the world that could salvage this movie into a decent IJ movie, because it was, from the onset, never intended to be one.

Oh, I agree entirely. I think the change in time from the 30s to the 50s and the Red Scare and "Sci-Fi" era hurt the film, It didn't gel with the Indiana Jones look. Having said that, they had all the elements to make a good movie, and there are parts that are good. But there were too many questionable choices, and too much CGI.

However, to your point most of the modern remakes and movies, they do not have the right ingredients, and do not know how to put them together. In fact, I think they enjoy forcing shit down peoples throats.

If KotCS was the best wagyu beef steak in the land, it was one that had been overcooked and smothered in a mustard, ruining the taste. Whereas, anything new by Disney is a literal shit sandwich. One had the ingredients to be good, they other is shit no matter how you dress it up.
 
The reshot ending does sound less insulting than the one they were going to go with. I guess. The idea of entertaining the one they showed off in test screenings defies all logic. Even letting someone pitch it, let alone actually SHOOTING it, just baffles me. I wish I'd saved the shitty pictures from /tv/.

Still, the movie itself sounds pretty lame. Surprised no one's thought about the plot more on the writing side. Mads wants to go back in time and prevent Hitler from ever coming to power, thereby preventing the Holocaust and all that stuff. And Indy wants to make sure the Holocaust still happens. Very based on his part.
 
That was the original leak, but I hear they re-wrote it because it tested so poorly. I think its now, Indy chooses to remain in the past, rather then go back to the present. Whatever it is, its sure to be lame.
That's pretty based, Indy rejects modernity, returns to the good old days of the 1930s
 
I recall, that is how everyone felt at the time, that they were ruining a beloved franchise. If only we knew how bad it was going to get.
Yeah well don't expect a new episode to feature a sp version of Kennedy putting a strap on on to fuck indy's dried up husk of a corpse, while Spielberg and Lucas jerk off to it. Not only because they lost that kinda edge years ago but also cause they've become the very thing they once mock. Cowards who cave in to pressure from big biz to conform. I know this isn't the south park thread but tou do raise a good point.


One generation cried and moaned over how the star wars prequels or crystal skull "raped." Their youths. Only to stay alive just long enough to realize, "fucking he'll we sure were wrong when we said it can't possibly get any worse."
Because 70s Hollywood were HUGE fans of Roman Polanski who did just that. Harrison Ford included for that matter.

maybe it's just me, but I never took Marion's "I was a child" line too litteraly. Keep in its also been a while since I watched raiders in full but I always took her to mean she was a "child." In comparison to the now fully grown woman she is in raiders. Cause remember both back in 1940 and in the 80s. Women didn't waste their 20s the ways they do now.

Of courseI'm talkingin a psst sensewhen I was much younger and didn't know better. now? Oh if totally believe st least one of them wrote that as a shout out to Roman.
 
maybe it's just me, but I never took Marion's "I was a child" line too litteraly.
Indy has teaching duties in that movie and his college aged students are pining for him hard, so I assume we're expected to think something similar happened with Marion.
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Indy has teaching duties in that movie and his college aged students are pining for him hard, so I assume we're expected to think something similar happened with Marion.
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I'm curious to see that's also something they'll call out in dial d for density. If only because it tickles me pink to see frigging Hollywood of all people call out gross misconduct and inappropriate sexual behavior.....ya know the industry that practically LIVED off those two problems for decades? And only got called out on it because the higher ups in the inner circle needed a scapegoat and something to keep their fifth year plan at a fever pitch?
 
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