Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 22.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 29.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 39 13.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 94 33.5%

  • Total voters
    281
Sally78​
He will...I have faith in him...he cares about his peeps.
This is the perfect example of when parasocial relationships hit their terminal stage of mind rot. Believing anybody out there actually gives a single fuck about the individual members of their audience is probably one of the most retarded things you can do. I'm sure there are exceptions, but I'm willing to bet against any person you name to prove it.
 
How did he hide it for so long?
Easy: because people didn't want to see it.

A bunch of self-described "christian anime gamers" saw someone who spoke what they felt from a position of professional, moral and even personal authority. After all, if Nick Rekeita could get drunk all night talking about "futa dick" and dogging leftist voice actors on the internet or whatever and still be an affluent lawyer and upstanding Christian family man regardless, then I guess it doesn't really reflect on the measure of his or the viewer's character, no? At the end of the day Nick Rekeita was still a winner at life laughing at losers like Ron Toye, and anyone could feel free to join him.

That it turns out only wildly disparate circumstances of birth are all that really separate Rekeita and, say, Spectre is a very unflattering reflection both on Rackets and his diehard followers. No wonder people didn't want to see it.
 
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Kinda slow news day here. (Himedall, you get a Cyber god's blessing for reporting on this utter tiresome wreck in Locals on Friday.)
Sally78​
I get that...give him time...he will find balance again..

Southanarchist​
I’m still here because of the people I talk to in here such as yourself

RekietaLaw​
I eoprking back towards it6, brother. Sorry, I just got way too far down the rabbit hole

Sally78​
He will...I have faith in him...he cares about his peeps.
Anyone wanna translate this for me? Googles tells me that IT6 can be grade level or a reference to One World Trade.

In honor of that mess of a stream on Friday, here's a clip (not sure what's up with the clipper wars but this is unique to ClipThisBitch) which is pretty entertaining.

Topics: Masterson ranting about parasocial dumbtards naming Eric July featuring Vito getting emotional about his potential influence on his audience. Kind of interesting that Nick's been absent in Locals of late and he jokingly admits to having shit content. Start at 1:00 in.

 
Another archive. If I keep posting at least 2 a day and Nose cancels shows, I will catch up...

KF is down:
Mandy_K​
Has KF been down all weekend or am I doing something wrong?

panzerdood​
kf is down

Bman0013​
I took it down Friday
panzerdood​
since thurday
SirVieVal​
idk about kf but yes, you are. you're trying to access kf
Mandy_K​
oh ok

Bman0013​
I mean yes... It's been down since Friday morning

Bman0013​
I mean...that's so sad

MrStirFry99​
anyone see Kiwi farms is down? along with this?

[JERSH'S 404 PAGE]
MrStirFry99​
part 2

[JERSH'S 404 PAGE]
Southanarchist​
That’s a powerful Solzhenitsyn quote at the end. Like em or not KF stands at the precipice of the free speech battle online.
MrStirFry99​
agreed. i think they're a bunch of retards, but the principles of free speech, its literally the whole "first they came for the..." thing.
MrStirFry99​
and i have a strong dislike for the idiots on Kiwifarms. but the forum is important.
Southanarchist​
Yep, yep. It’s part of why I get so disheartened when they come after Nick or this chat. Say what you want about us weirdos but we all believe in saying what you want to say and that right extends to the internet. Without Nick I wouldn’t know who Josh moon is or what KF is.
Southanarchist​
Hope you got that one heimdall

MrStirFry99​
i only know who they are because they hosted the christ church shooting and refused to take it down

Southanarchist​
I didn’t know about that until I started following Nick
MrStirFry99​
i saw that on that on the chans. i still have a copy of the whole thing someehere


What is it with people and this topic!?!?

TheNobleWeeaboo​
The foreskin has as many nerve endings as the clitoris. Cutting a foreskin off with no real medical benefits is considered socially acceptable while cutting of a clit is considered mutilation outside of sand nigger kingdoms.

Updoots​
Preaching to the choir, dude.

SirVieVal​
oh jesus lets not do the circumcision debate


Art thinks Ralph is changing

Arttheclown​
Ethan Ralph unblocked me on Twitter. I'm pretty convinced this "Good guy" sobriety thing may be the real deal.


Nick covering a TRIAL!?


Sally78​
@RekietaLaware u going to cover the brain kolberger case in June?
RekietaLaw​
what date does it start? I'm gone the first week of june
Sally78​
I will check...not sure if it's preliminary stuff or not
Sally78​
@RekietaLawJune 26th... preliminary I guess... Still would be interesting to know how preliminary stuff works
RekietaLaw​
I'll be around then, help me remember
Sally78​
Killed the 4 Idaho students
RekietaLaw​
oh yeah! That guy


More quotes that will NOT get him cancelled eventually...

RekietaLaw​
Yes, all the pictures. Only the most graphic nudes
RekietaLaw​
I only respect people who send nudes


CGoody brings up drama:

CGoody564​
@RekietaLawhydropx says "read my GiveSendGo support". Idk if he means out loud or not, but apparently something's there for you

CGoody564​
@RekietaLawnvm it's just more of him bitching, def don't reead it out loud
RekietaLaw​
I see it, he's such a salty faggot

Mandy_K​
< div>Nick why is Hydro mad at you?< /div>

CGoody564​
Literally no reason at all. Nick won't put up with him continuing to make threats against his family and business

SinisterGoon​
Has anyone ever confirmed that hydro isn't actually monty?

CGoody564​
Nope, inconclusive


Breaking copyright:

CGoody564​
@RekietaLawsorry boss, got the bootleg links for whatever's next
 

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CGoody564​
Literally no reason at all. Nick won't put up with him continuing to make threats against his family and business
Lmao. Okay, the drugs have finally bonfired Cory's tiny trust-fund brain. Between the clippers good coverage and my screenshots (over 130) of Hydro making good trouble + Himedall's archiving, Hydro never threatened a fucking soul - or Nick's business.

Felon Cory in grandma's house with a non-job working for Daddy should show receipts if he's gonna fling that shit around - esp as an admin.
 
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He doesn't have TOR so he can't access Kiwifarms for content
This what happens when you skimp on production, Nick.
After all, if Nick Rekeita could get drunk all night talking about "futa dick" and dogging leftist voice actors on the internet or whatever and still be an affluent lawyer and upstanding Christian family man regardless, then I guess it doesn't really reflect on the measure of his or the viewer's character, no?
The animu version of the Beveryman.
Our ancestors used to go out alone and travel through vast wildernesses just to survive but this faggot gets sad when his E-Daddy doesn't log on for a few days.
We did them a service when we encouraged injecting a more survivalist theme into their shitty little reality show by turning it from a lame parasocial version of the Bachelor/Bachelorette into a terminally online trailer park version of Big Brother. They should be paying Null the $5/mo at this point.
Xino misses old LOCALS:

xino_zya I just need my regular ass bigots I don't need to be popular but I want my fucking bigots back immediately
She needs to raise her standard for needs. Who wants to be regular?
This is the perfect example of when parasocial relationships hit their terminal stage of mind rot. Believing anybody out there actually gives a single fuck about the individual members of their audience is probably one of the most retarded things you can do. I'm sure there are exceptions, but I'm willing to bet against any person you name to prove it.
I'm more amazed it hasn't occurred to them that his Kingdom of Parasites have likely become a source of incredible embarrassment and thus causing him to nosedive back into his apathetic behavioral patterns. It happened to his Discord especially when they started whinging about him. It was always destined to happen to Locals. I never understood why he went for a parasocial community for this reason. Undeniably, it has been entertaining to watch this shift. He's not into any portion of his community that much. It just so happened Locals was a nutritious supplement for the egotist coming off of a YT ban, but it wasn't like the endless fawning was actually endless... maybe by bringing some into text messages, he's found a middleground to keep the community at least relatively under control. We don't know the behind the scenes, but I'm sure everyone is an equal, highly respected member under the umbrella of Coom.
It's kinda tragic. She's smarter than that. Even recently she told Still-Live that he just needs some "lovin' " - unironically.
Just a hunch, but one word does come to mind: "codependency". Some of the others show signs. The type of person that will try to make friends out of enemies out of some psychologically incessant need to be a middleman. Aren't you glad you're with us now, Cynthia? At least here you can analyze other people's weird quirks in relative peace...
 
I have managed to pick apart Rekieta's little Coom Tribe and have transcribed a precise detailed map using @Himedall All-seeing Waifu 's and @Cynthia Behave 's especially generous details... as far as I can deduce, they lead lonely neurotic lives and thus have ample time to scheme against one another in the effort to seduce the Creator from the His Heavenly Halls for His personal edict. It's a sad road, parasocial infamy.

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One minor thing but Birch Gold bailed months ago. The only thing he does regularly now is some shit supplement and occasionally some shady lawyers who promise to get you extra coof money and some weed gummy thing.
 
Undeniably, it has been entertaining to watch this shift. He's not into any portion of his community that much. It just so happened Locals was a nutritious supplement for the egotist coming off of a YT ban, but it wasn't like the endless fawning was actually endless... maybe by bringing some into text messages, he's found a middleground to keep the community at least relatively under control.
They seem to be wising up somewhat, a development that is unlikely to have pleased Balldo Man much.
 
I'm more amazed it hasn't occurred to them that his Kingdom of Parasites have likely become a source of incredible embarrassment and thus causing him to nosedive back into his apathetic behavioral patterns. It happened to his Discord especially when they started whinging about him. It was always destined to happen to Locals. I never understood why he went for a parasocial community for this reason. Undeniably, it has been entertaining to watch this shift. He's not into any portion of his community that much. It just so happened Locals was a nutritious supplement for the egotist coming off of a YT ban, but it wasn't like the endless fawning was actually endless... maybe by bringing some into text messages, he's found a middleground to keep the community at least relatively under control. We don't know the behind the scenes, but I'm sure everyone is an equal, highly respected member under the umbrella of Coom.
What's wild is that it appears to literally be two people calling him out on his bullshit in the Locals chat that appears to have broken him and turned him off the chat entirely. For whatever reason he felt a compulsive need to respond to them, all the time, and by the time Hydro got banned he seemed more or less done with the chat. That's how poorly he takes criticism.

With Rekieta largely gone from the chat and often cancelling shows, even previously loyal chatters are getting pretty vocal, which only ensures that Rekieta will continue chatting less and less.
 
I listened to the recent MATI yesterday, and I have to say wrt Rekieta:

He's as transparent as glass and it really fucking astounds me how complete the transformation into a lolcow has been for him. The clip Null played on his stream sounded so close to some shit Boogie2988, Ethan Ralph, DSP, Tommy Tooter, or fuck even Russell Greer would say about their thread that it really astounded me. As in, astounded me that this slanderous nigger with a glazier for a father had managed to keep it together and under wraps for so long just how much of a cow he's always secretly been.

If you're reading this Rekieta know that every time you lie about the shit on the farms that has receipts, you're making it that much more of a shock to people who may come across your channel or might still somehow be viewers when they come here to see what all the fuss is about. Nobody ever dug their way out of a hole you unbelievably massive imbecile.
 
Topics: Masterson ranting about parasocial dumbtards naming Eric July featuring Vito getting emotional about his potential influence on his audience.

I feel like that Vito and Dick clip criticizing Eric July is several layers of inception deep that I'm just not getting.

It's really rich that Nick's fencesitting silence while Dick is shitting on Eric July's comic initiative is based on Nick's copout that "he doesn't read comics".

Doesn't Nick never shut up about Joe Ball?

Didn't he invite Joe to share a booth with him at Anime Matsuri last year?
 
I feel like that Vito and Dick clip criticizing Eric July is several layers of inception deep that I'm just not getting.

It's really rich that Nick's fencesitting silence while Dick is shitting on Eric July's comic initiative is based on Nick's copout that "he doesn't read comics".
Rekieta paid at least $1,000 to have Dan Fraga include Rekieta's likeness in Fraga's upcoming comic book.

That is a strange thing to do if you don't read comics.
 
That's how poorly he takes criticism.

Holy shit this nigger sounds wetbrained as fuck tonight. Near Ralph levels of permanent brain damage.
He's been smooth brained for a while, with skin as thin as can be. Even his "he used to read the thread" excuse in the last clip from MATI was bull. He would clearly read the thread but would not action any critiques or advice offered. He just wanted the praise and fuck the so-called "social media experts" on the farms. Who accurately predicted his YouTube termination, his cratering numbers and super chats, the list goes on.
Rekieta paid at least $1,000 to have Dan Fraga include Rekieta's likeness in Fraga's upcoming comic book.
I don't remember if he's in @FROG 's Cyberfrog comics released to date, but he's certainly been friendly to Ethan in the past, and has had him on stream multiple times. Flip side, he was in one of Doug's Bigfoot Bill comics, maybe as a lawyer in hell? Or maybe Earthworm? Can't remember, it was back in the days when Doug actually made comics instead of just getting banned on YouTube from his stream of qtard videos and nfts.

Not reading comics could just mean Marvel/DC from him (and I guess Eric and others), but Rekieta certainly has been friendly to several CG and indy creators.
 
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