Don't foget the sugar and dextrose(more sugar). and 1.5 ounces? that's a pretty good size, he'll only need 4 of those with his meal.
💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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That will go great with the 2.5 grams of sodium the burger and cheesesteak have, each. How the hell do you even cram 2.5 grams of sodium into a 5.5 oz. burger?
Five Guys' bacon cheeseburger is a lot bigger and barely touches half that even with toppings.
And don't even ask about the carbs...these aren't leaning keto to begin with lol.
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Why on earth is he suddenly declining so badly now, nearly three months after the stroke?
Did he have another health event and is just not talking about it? Or is he finally declining now because he doesnt have the hospital/nursing home staff taking care of him?
Did he have another health event and is just not talking about it? Or is he finally declining now because he doesnt have the hospital/nursing home staff taking care of him?
Like I proposed earlier, I think he had another minor stroke after recording the back from the nursing home ribs and he's so bad now that Tammy can censor him to keep his mouth shut. The last 3 fat on the go videos he looks and sounds half dead, significantly worse than the cooking with fat bruschetta and casserole nonsense.
Or another possibility is that Tammy has gotten so fed up with his ass, he actually has been heavily drinking and she doesn't care enough to complain about it.
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I missed your post, but that definitely makes sense and the timeline fits. Its just so glaringly obviously something significant has happened
Yeah he's way more mushbrained than just a few weeks ago. Although when the bar is already that low, it doesn't take much of a drop for it to finally hit the ground I guess.
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Jack experimenting with llm.
True American Fartland bait.
Those are high prices for such a small restaurant. They're like a sit down checkers/rally's.
Jack brings back the classic seasick menu, instead of scanning it up and down like a functional human.
Jalepeno JACK Cheesesteak. Once again, reality bends towards Jack. Tammy instantly zeroes in on the "IT GOT YOUR NAME" hook.
The moose honestly sounds more like Jack's speed, no yucky vegetables. Just carbs and lards.
The burger didn't look half bad.
Jack is still coin slotting it.
God is still angry at Jack's continued existence, as illustrated by the weather.
A+ GUWD.
VINCENZO RETURNS
Vincenzo usually tries to tell you how to unfuck your cooking, but Jack appears to have broken him with rage.
About halfway through, he gives a tip on how to break up your ricotta and make it creamy. He explains WHY you do this, and what the benefit is.
Jack simply dumps the container. Like shit in a toilet.
He honestly breaks Vincenzo more than once. Vincenzo desperately hopes that Jack is a parody. He says that Jack will lose everything. That's prophetic for the green kitchen days.
I didn't notice any pedantry.
I like his analogy that Jack is like an untrained mechanic, just fucking around with tools he does not understand.
Jack experimenting with llm.
True American Fartland bait.
Those are high prices for such a small restaurant. They're like a sit down checkers/rally's.
Jack brings back the classic seasick menu, instead of scanning it up and down like a functional human.
Jalepeno JACK Cheesesteak. Once again, reality bends towards Jack. Tammy instantly zeroes in on the "IT GOT YOUR NAME" hook.
The moose honestly sounds more like Jack's speed, no yucky vegetables. Just carbs and lards.
The burger didn't look half bad.
Jack is still coin slotting it.
God is still angry at Jack's continued existence, as illustrated by the weather.
A+ GUWD.
VINCENZO RETURNS
Vincenzo usually tries to tell you how to unfuck your cooking, but Jack appears to have broken him with rage.
About halfway through, he gives a tip on how to break up your ricotta and make it creamy. He explains WHY you do this, and what the benefit is.
Jack simply dumps the container. Like shit in a toilet.
He honestly breaks Vincenzo more than once. Vincenzo desperately hopes that Jack is a parody. He says that Jack will lose everything. That's prophetic for the green kitchen days.
I didn't notice any pedantry.
I like his analogy that Jack is like an untrained mechanic, just fucking around with tools he does not understand.
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I'll be honest his newest video plays like an actual dark parody of Jack himself. He legit beelines to the version of the sandwich that has the term "Jack" in it. Orders two whole goddamn sandwiches and the fries to eat in one go. He also does a skeevy down pan camera shot like you would if you were doing an oggle shot of a model or a prostitute you hired for some private movies.
And then there's him just gurgling "gud" and staring blankly off the side. He legit fucking forgot Tammy told him the place had cheesesteaks less than two seconds after he mentioned the sandwich. If you gave me this video I'd have told you it's a fucking joke. But it's real.
And then there's him just gurgling "gud" and staring blankly off the side. He legit fucking forgot Tammy told him the place had cheesesteaks less than two seconds after he mentioned the sandwich. If you gave me this video I'd have told you it's a fucking joke. But it's real.
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Could it be that jack is worse since he missed the second half of the mario movie? maybe it gave him a mini stroke or some shit
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Or the infamous Wendy's Bourbon Bacon Burger:
Has to smash it into his mouth while the sauce drips down onto his shirt.
The moment I saw that on the menu I knew he was going to order it. Sure it sounded good but we all know, like the manbaby he is, he needs to get everything that has his name on it.
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Jack, even before he repeatedly destroyed his neurons, was always such a lizard brain. Imagine if EVERYONE rushed to buy anything that contained or even sounded like their own given name.
Rei is Shit.
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Ie we're on 5th impact and its disabled him further
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There's no point to keeping track of his number of strokes anymore. There's a minimum of three, another three for probables, and that's just what a tard like Jack bothers to make himself aware of and publicize. With how blasé he is about his health, it could easily be a dozen.
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Rob is one ice. cold. motherfucker.
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Simply not doing any PT or OT anymore and just sitting all day on his fat ass and filling his gluttonous gullet with shit could be enough for his decline. His muscles are very weak they need stimulation as does his mind which was already working at low capacity before any strokes.
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Friendship? Guy he met once IRL and just leaves messages on his social media is a "friend". Just more evidence that Jagoff is a manbaby with no real friends who will call anybody who pays him attention without being obviously mean about it is a "friend". I don't know if that's sad or hilarious.
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I'll have you know he watches intelecctual stuff such as blues clues [OBJ][OBJ]
Fuck, we've entered the era of truly dark Rob.
As to Jack ordering anything with Jack in the name, that's legacy content. He's ALWAYS done that. Tammy pointed it out in case stroke brain missed it.
As I said, the Moose sandwich was more up Jack's alley, more meat, no veg, double cheese.
And I will never forget bourgon tantrum. Bourgon Squad! More Bakey!
As to Jack ordering anything with Jack in the name, that's legacy content. He's ALWAYS done that. Tammy pointed it out in case stroke brain missed it.
As I said, the Moose sandwich was more up Jack's alley, more meat, no veg, double cheese.
And I will never forget bourgon tantrum. Bourgon Squad! More Bakey!
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Oh I know he'd get mommy-wife to buy it, but he delivered the line in the same way you'd parody him, like the moment he saw his name. It was up there with him doing the retard "yeeeey" with the Borgin Bakin Borgl video where he waddled back to the Wendy's to bitch about no bacon in the middle of Tornado Watch conditions. It was so farcical.
Also it isn't a good cheesesteak if you're going for philly style. Wrong cheese, the steak "shavings" looks stewed, wrong peppers, and mushrooms don't go on it. It might be a perfectly fine sandwich, but for Jack magically picking the one location nearby that has the worst scores.
It's so funnier when you keep in mind that he picked the location that has a flood of 1-star reviews stating how it gave them the shits. The other locations literally are 3/4 of a star better. His unerring sense of picking the shittiest chain slop is still undamaged it seems.