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I think Disney really fucked up not making her red head if you notice that's what most people associated Ariel with.South Korea's dub actress for The Little Mermaid. Half Korean, half Australian. She can speak and sing in english.
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The behemoth is so barnacled to this tired playbook that it took less than a decade to announce it will remake the Little Mermaid-inspired 2016 hit Moana. (Come on, at least give the kids of that era a chance to graduate high school first!) So long as the studio keeps churning these things out, the experiences as a viewer will remain the same. But, hey, at least the formula is working well for one of us – Disney, obviously. My nostalgia for the 1989 Little Mermaid, a movie I can quote by heart, has probably never been stronger than it is now. Neither has my wearied sense of déjà vu.
When you can't even win over NPR ...
https://www.npr.org/2023/05/22/1177439851/the-little-mermaid-review-remake-disney
https://archive.ph/xewE6
What the fuck even is this sentence.Ursula (Melissa McCarthy), the slinky sea witch
And they're barely making any money from China. How's that working out for them?Well past me was wrong about them pivoting from China. It does seem Didney, like quite a few retard Hollyweird idiots, is trying to suckle China's wallet again the instant they stopped banning their garbage given they're desperately trying to hide how she's black to them in the Chinese poster:
How much does anyone wanna predict that this weekend it will not even make $50 million and would drop drastically by the second weekend. I'm gonna call it.And they're barely making any money from China. How's that working out for them?
Everyone was shit talking that "live action" Lion King remake and it still made over a billion dollars. I'm not holding my breath (but I'll rejoice if it flops).How much does anyone wanna predict that this weekend it will not even make $50 million and would drop drastically by the second weekend. I'm gonna call it.
I'm just hoping it gets pulled from theatres after the second weekend, you know like Dark Phoenix four years back.
The differences between this and the Lion King though are massive. The Lion King still had the appeal of animals, every character looked/was how they were supposed to be, just realistic, and the songs were largely untouched for woke points (bar the one Scar sings I think, not sure since I have not personally seen it), and also didn't feature a main actress who is not great to look at and can barely sing. I don't know if any of the other live action Disney movies have even reached the heights Lion King managed, especially lately with the flops that were Peter Pan and Pinocchio.Everyone was shit talking that "live action" Lion King remake and it still made over a billion dollars. I'm not holding my breath (but I'll rejoice if it flops).
Also people I know personally who don't mind Disney live action remakes including Lion King seem ignored by the Ariel casting.The differences between this and the Lion King though are massive. The Lion King still had the appeal of animals, every character looked/was how they were supposed to be, just realistic, and the songs were largely untouched for woke points (bar the one Scar sings I think, not sure since I have not personally seen it), and also didn't feature a main actress who is not great to look at and can barely sing. I don't know if any of the other live action Disney movies have even reached the heights Lion King managed, especially lately with the flops that were Peter Pan and Pinocchio.
Hair do looks like jizz or she went
And say what you want about Illumination and nu-Disney/Pixar, but no matter the quality of these movies, they at least they understand how to manage the runtime for their respective movies for their targeted audiences. Having a 2-to-3 hour kids movie will never gonna work after 1970s.Also, what kids these days have the attention span of 2+ hours?
At that point, Disney remakes will still relatively new in a sense. Now, people, even the dumber ones, are finally understanding what's going on. The Lion King's fate will really depend on that Mufasa prequel they're making.Everyone was shit talking that "live action" Lion King remake and it still made over a billion dollars. I'm not holding my breath (but I'll rejoice if it flops).
Unless if it's too little too late and that it'll just be pulled from theatres just to debut on Disney+At that point, Disney remakes will still relatively new in a sense. Now, people, even the dumber ones, are finally understanding what's going on. The Lion King's fate will really depend on that Mufasa prequel they're making.
They would often have different voice actors and the singers would functionally ADR that shit. I don't remember if that was the case on the Disney renaissance era movies, but certainly was the case before then.I can hear the music from the break room, and it's just cacophonic. Halle's this close to straining her voice, Sebastian doesn't have an actual chorus line behind his vocals and he sounds terrible, and whatever the fuck this original song is sounds bland and the singer can barely hold it together. Do they just not screen actors for actual singing talent anymore?