Live Action Little Mermaid

In the film her father is Havier Bardem, her mother is this lady.

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XYZpdq said:
like, those Mexican cliff diving guys?
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I saw them at Casa Bonita once. All that practice crossing the Rio sure paid off.

RussianBlonde said:
Yes, hes played by Jonah Huaer King (dollar store version of Timothee Chalamet), Ursula is played by Melissa McCarthy and King Triton is played by Javier Bardem. The rest of the cast appears to be black/asian mix for that extra diversity effect.
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When I think of Disney prince some barely passable twink is not what I imagine. As for Ursula, McCarthy can't sing and has no presence. The only thing evil about her are the casting agents that put her in films. They should have just gone full drag queen for Ursula. Fuck it, pop John Waters in some tentacles, throw some eyeshadow on, and you get a better villian.
 
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Kari Kamiya said:
Is there a water effect in her voice, though? Maybe it's just shoddy camera feed, but if it's not effects, then she's straining her voice to force herself to have that vibrato throughout the song. The notes are too different, too. Like it wants to sound the same, but then also sound different at once, and it's really off-putting.

And here's the thing: She can actually sing.
She's hitting notes in "Part of That World", but the emotion in those notes don't match the melody and it sounds wrong.
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It's probably due the same absolutely retarded and terrible directorial decisions which crippled other live action films. The intentional attempt to make the animals in Lion King hyperrealistic come to mind. I fully expect the idiot and producers want her to sound like shit.
 
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BelUwUga said:
There's already screenshots circulating around /tv/ and /pol/ where some slippery slopes over in China have bleached their way back up the proverbial slippery slope.
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Not to be outdone, somebody has apparently already got a proof of concept for a video model. They calculate it will require 4x A6000 graphics cards chugging for 24 hours, or $240
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Apparently the guy who posted that to Twitter was banned.
 
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Buildings were burning
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duckbutter&toejamsandwich said:
As for Ursula, McCarthy can't sing and has no presence. The only thing evil about her are the casting agents that put her in films. They should have just gone full drag queen for Ursula. Fuck it, pop John Waters in some tentacles, throw some eyeshadow on, and you get a better villian.
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Seriously, I hope McCarthy isnt gonna sing but I doubt it since everything nowadays has to be aUtHeNtIc. Poor Unfortunate Souls by Pat Carroll is iconic and even though it's mostly musical recitation she still sang and she had this strong musical voice, I doubt McCarthy could pull this off.

Queen Latifah was great as Ursula in Little Mermaid Live:
 
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So, this tweet has been floating around.

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Scarlet Witch was half-Jewish, half-Romani; not full-Romani. If you want to find a half-Jewish, half-Romani girl who is attractive, fit and has good acting chops, be my guest. They had to cast a Hispanic guy to play a Native American Chakotay in Star Trek: Voyager because they couldn't find an actual Native American available for the job.

Ra's al Ghul in the Nolan movies had an initial identity as Henri Ducard, a French journalist who was in the comics. Nevermind the Asian decoy he had. "Ra's al Ghul" acted more as a title than an identity in the movies.

I guess she has a point for the other examples.
 
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