Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Eh, I feel like Kiwi has little patience for personal stories. Under the spoiler it goes.

If it is attention-seeking, yes. Also, power-leveling is discouraged for your own benefit, but I believe your information is out there already, so it is a personal choice.

 

[AnOminous]

So fearless. Much confidence. The lingering hand gesture and self conscious glance at the camera really sells it.

I like how this fag thinks we even care about "power" or dumb bullshit like that.

That gay tank top is so cursed. Every time I see a clip of the absolute worst Nick has to offer it's in that shirt.

As many jokes have been made about Vic's gay pants, those pants say I am a man who is secure in my masculinity, plus I have a big dick in these pants and I will cuck all of Texas and then go on to Oklahoma.

What Nick's gay tank top says is I am a man who is secure in the fact that I want to take enormous black dicks up my asshole.

Change my mind.

 

[Spaded Dave]

From the Poast leaks it looks like Nick has a DM history with Jim that shows him trying to reach out then sending a follow-up two months later when he didn't get a response. Sad. Dumping all the logs here for people to pick through for anything interesting (probably not). Can't look myself right now.

(I don't use Poast and have not verified that this is in-fact our Nicky, so correct me if I'm wrong)

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Basically no one (who heard the drag story) had a problem believing that he went to a drag show. For a lot of people this would be a red flag, and perhaps prompt some self reflection about their recent behavior and the path they've chosen to go down.

Instead Nick seethed into his webcam, attempting to take a victory lap over KF falling for his "epic op". Being Nick, he of course had to work weird butt stuff into his rant.
...

It's not even "basically", it's quite literally nobody that heard the story, except those in on the op, that would find it unbelievable.

I know there's a nontrivial contingent that don't give a shit about adult drag performances for adults; I'd count myself among these, to put my cards on the table. They don't care and find it entirely believable an adult might hit the town to see some entertainment of the bawdy nature. The story is entirely plausible to these people.

The contingent that does care tends to be more likely to believe Nick is gay, given some of his past stunts with everything taken together, the notion that he went to a drag show is entirely plausible and very believable.

The contingent that actually like drag shows also believes it because they see absolutely nothing but positive things about drag so a man going to see a drag show is completely normal to them.

So the entire cross section of humanity is most likely to believe such a story is not only plausible, but likely. No matter what their opinion of Nick happens to be.

Such a deception is by its planned nature supposed to make an ass out of somebody: fundamentally such a stunt is a joke. The trick is that when someone else goes over the situation, they are supposed find a punchline: something, anything, that makes the subject of deception look ridiculous for believing the lie. There has to be a clue or else it's just telling a lie.

Because it's Art that came up with this plan, of course the plan is just to tell a completely plausible lie, and then say "aha we fooled you!". Art being stupid and a psycho thinks this is an epic own because someone believed a lie at all, and clearly he didn't think much past that, which again speaks to psycho-stunted views of humor, much like how psychos will grind a joke into the dirt long past its due-by date: they can't grasp the nuances without a lot of help.

What's most mystifying to me is why Nick thought this was a good idea, since anyone with half a brain should be able to look at the setup and ask "so uh...the punchline?". Perhaps alcohol played a role.

Which brings us full circle...who exactly was this plan supposed to own again?

 

[Strix454]

tbf it's not like the American government hasn't done that plenty of times they just don't like advertise it

They have actually openly advertised it. Back in 2012, Obama and his Attorney General declared that "due process" as per the 5th amendment doesn't apply to US citizens when they are outside the United States.

"Some have argued that the President is required to get permission from a federal court before taking action against a United States citizen who is a senior operational leader of al Qaeda or associated forces. This is simply not accurate. “Due process” and “judicial process” are not one and the same, particularly when it comes to national security. The Constitution guarantees due process, not judicial process." (Speech at Northwestern Law School by Eric Holder 5-March-2012).

What this meant is that Due process outside the borders of the US for US citizens is whatever the President decides. All the way to killing US citizens. The power is without any limit.

 

[200MB]

What's most mystifying to me is why Nick thought this was a good idea, since anyone with half a brain should be able to look at the setup and ask "so uh...the punchline?". Perhaps alcohol played a role.

Maybe he was just that desperate for some kind of "win" against those darn bottom barrel farmers. His recent poorly contained glee over the KF outage goes to show how much he hates the site. Despite all his claims to the contrary.

 

[Chibitzen]

From the Poast leaks it looks like Nick has a DM history with Jim that shows him trying to reach out then sending a follow-up two months later when he didn't get a response. Sad. Dumping all the logs here for people to pick through for anything interesting (probably not). Can't look myself right now.

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<2022-09-13T01:52:15.000Z> groundbeefhunter: Hey my favorite twitch streamer! Thanks my dude! For everything. You and Drex showed me what a good friendship looks like. I am quite drunk at the moment, celebrating my dad 12 year passing and my mom 1 year. I am alone out here, i toutht i had friends at least at the point my mom got sick, then all my friends vanished. You and Drex showed me what a friendship is supposerd to looks like, and Jim thought me how to lauth at the insanith of the world, so i will not off myself, but try to help a few people that managed to find someone else ang make a family, it's too late for me, but i will help the best i can thesse people, they deseve a good life. So thanks for reminding me what i am suppose to do with my life my dude! I will keep it up the best i can.

<2022-09-13T22:01:08.000Z> RekietaLaw: Keep on, brother. There's more of us out here than the world wants you to know about.

<2022-09-30T23:53:00.000Z> groundbeefhunter: Thanks my nigga! I will. Drunk again hehe. Managed to get a second job, great pay, still about a minimum wage in US, but it makes me a rich guy arround here, hopefully i will superchat you in Youtube one day, this is my current life goal hehehe.

Ooof.

A surprising amount of people working for free sending him intel. So much goodwill, but does he even notice them?

This guy was in his Locals, iirc:

<2022-10-14T02:47:42.000Z> RustyShackelford: Rackets, I tried to send you an email about me potentially being in the courtroom for the Dumpster Bros trial but your inbox is full. I live near enough to Abilene to attend the trial.

<2022-10-23T09:29:15.000Z> RustyShackelford: Follow-up since Ken/Ryan may point you this way. I'm a LEO in the region (not involved in any way with the case & not even commissioned in the same judicial district), so I'm not unfamiliar with the inside of a courtroom. Willing to report in on juror demographics, reactions, and such if you think it'll add value

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If Nick is going west for this vacation, my guess is that he finds some swinger resort in Cabo Mexico. It's a relatively common place for "lifestyle friendly" Americans to visit away from the prying eyes. I wonder how many illegal drugs he'll take while he's there this time.

I wouldn't put it out of the realm of possibility he spends a good portion of his vacation venting or seething. Especially if the kids are present. With every chug and swig... "THOSE DAMN KIWIFARMERS!"

Edit: Adding another:

Meanwhile, I may be a Gen Xer, but I'm not new to social media or the Internet. I've been in vitriolic fandoms since The X Files. I'd never seen such over-sharing from tragically broken people.... and couldn't believe there were no lifeguards for this shit. - to protect themselves, if nothing else.

So, in the end it all makes sense after reading the bleeding heart DMs he receives on just Poast. On mainstream platforms, it's likely this attention is more rigorous.

My theory: He sees the whims of his current fanbase as ideal for making convenient meatshields at a moments notice. The crazier they tend to be, the easier they are to keep entertained (I mean, look at Art...). So all he would have to do from time to time is distance himself from them and narcissistically weasel his way back in opportunistically as the moment arises to avoid any inconveniences. Look how much they miss him when he's just gone a few days. It's like their blow up castle will cease to be should he abandon them for too long. And so they will parrot a different narrative of events as prompted because they're just happy with his existence and seemingly too naive. With the types writing him, they're easy marks, and so it's understandable he mistakenly thought Locals was an easy ride, just because so many want to meet the Griftmaker.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

If it is attention-seeking, yes. Also, power-leveling is discouraged for your own benefit, but I believe your information is out there already, so it is a personal choice.

Well, I was asked, and put it under a spoiler.

What an oddly passive-aggressive comment from you considering I've clearly learned lessons and we've both been doing the same work - yours is just more efficient. Mine is more historical. Moreover, I think you've enjoyed your sliver of celebrity status with your hard work. - I certainly have on your behalf. You post several times daily. And you deserve every Kiwi ovation, defense from Null, and Locals sperging at you (which is all very funny).

Interestingly, you too are a past fan with your own story. You let bits and pieces of that story drop every few days. Feel free to tell your story cohesively, as I did. I was happy to share. What's your lore? I'd love to hear it. Genuinely.

Edit: Clarity

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Well, I was asked, and put it under a spoiler.

What an oddly passive-aggressive comment from you considering I've clearly learned lessons and we've both been doing the same work - yours is just more efficient. Mine is more historical. Moreover, I think you've enjoyed your sliver of celebrity status with your hard work. - I certainly have on your behalf. You post several times daily. And you deserve every Kiwi ovation, defense from Null, and Locals sperging at you (which is all very funny).

Interestingly, you too are a past fan with your own story. You let bits and pieces of that story drop every few days. Feel free to tell your story cohesively, as I did. I was happy to share. What's your lore? I'd love to hear it. Genuinely.

Edit: Clarity

No aggression (passive or otherwise intended). Just noting that self-adulation is most often the attributed motivation for mockery when posters in any Farms thread talk more extensively about themselves. The perception of the rest of the community is highly subjective to individual circumstances, but it is generally true.

Just attempting to explain what I have observed of the Farms' unique dynamic, and why some people are mocked and others are not.

I typically advise against posting much about oneself online, but I noted that you had been doxxed, so privacy might be less of a factor in your individual case. I also think you have gained a whole lot of goodwill by providing insights and good LOL's with many posts.

 

[Chibitzen]

What an oddly passive-aggressive comment from you considering I've clearly learned lessons and we've both been doing the same work - yours is just more efficient.

I cannot speak for the Logger of Nick's Missing Neurons, but it did not read to me at all like a slight. It came across as quite gracious, actually.

I think you're mistaking us for the Locals again. We understand. Time heals all wounds.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

You know at this point we have to give credit to Kayla for not swallowing the lolcow-retard juice in one gulp like her husband obviously has. I kinda suspected she would be invading Nick's streams to refute KF posts by now like so many lolcow spouses do.

Sounds like she's just living it up on Nick's grandpappy's dime and giving zero fucks.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

So fearless. Much confidence. The lingering hand gesture and self conscious glance at the camera really sells it.

He actually doesn't look at the camera. Worse, he looks to his right which is his Locals stream. He ALWAYS looks there for validation. Once you've seen it... you can't unsee it. He does it all the time.

So the entire cross section of humanity is most likely to believe such a story is not only plausible, but likely. No matter what their opinion of Nick happens to be.

I think I opened up the Rupaul stuff with Art's retardation but it's missing some context. Art and Egal live on the west coast, Nick's in MN. Anyone following Locals personalities (which none of you are obligated to do... we have Himedall) knew it was a joke. There was no way Egal was going to a show with Nick. I was surprised when 1-2 people here took it seriously...

Is it plausible that Nick would go to a drag show? For sure. But this was clearly "a bit' (his words) - an unfunny one at that. I'm not even sure it was planned. Art may have constructed that post facto to make Kiwi look dumb. (He clearly lurks.)

 

[KittyLoaf]

I cannot speak for the Logger of Nick's Missing Neurons, but it did not read to me at all like a slight. It came across as quite gracious, actually.

I think you're mistaking us for the Locals again. We understand. Time heals all wounds.

Nah, Cynthia seems to have been unhinged from the get go. On the rare occasion, she's useful. But most of her posts here are grating.

I prescribe more lurking.

 

[Chibitzen]

Nah, Cynthia seems to have been unhinged from the get go. On the rare occasion, she's useful. But most of her posts here are grating.

I prescribe more lurking.

She didn't like my post, so I'm forced to agree with you. Sigh. I await the inevitable paint chips and will bear the shame.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Which brings us full circle...who exactly was this plan supposed to own again?

To try to take attention away from him cruising for cock at Gay 90s?

Interestingly, you too are a past fan with your own story. You let bits and pieces of that story drop every few days. Feel free to tell your story cohesively, as I did. I was happy to share. What's your lore? I'd love to hear it. Genuinely.

That would be power leveling. There is no benefit in doing that. Oversharing only leads to things that can be used against one or dox one. You should understand that.

You continue to not understand how this place works. This isn't some sort of social club. We are here to laugh at weirdos. No more. No less. It's that simple.

I think I opened up the Rupaul stuff with Art's retardation but it's missing some context. Art and Egal live on the west coast, Nick's in MN. Anyone following Locals personalities (which none of you are obligated to do... we have Himedall) knew it was a joke. There was no way Egal was going to a show with Nick. I was surprised when 1-2 people here took it seriously...

Is it plausible that Nick would go to a drag show? For sure. But this was clearly "a bit' (his words) - an unfunny one at that. I'm not even sure it was planned. Art may have constructed that post facto to make Kiwi look dumb. (He clearly lurks.)

Nobody is 'tistic enough to care about who lives where and draw up fucking mapquests of who would drive where to meet up for a drag show. You locals people need to get over yourselves. Nobody cares about you assholes. You aren't the focus of the thread. The only dumb part was thinking Nick would be interested in drag. Male strippers are more his speed.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Am I misremembering or wasn't the whole drag show bit during the vegas meetup and that's why it was plausible he would be meeting them there? As in they were all in vegas for the meetup and there was a show in vegas at the same time

 

[feral cat #6385]

Can we please go back to talking about tripods? The drag show is a drag. Such a stupid, pointless gay op.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Wait Nick was talking on the same poast that got hacked earlier today?

 

[Strix454]

You know at this point we have to give credit to Kayla for not swallowing the lolcow-retard juice in one gulp like her husband obviously has. I kinda suspected she would be invading Nick's streams to refute KF posts by now like so many lolcow spouses do.

Sounds like she's just living it up on Nick's grandpappy's dime and giving zero fucks.

There was a leak a while back from youtube that suggested she was rather obsessively reading the criticism there.
Personally refuting is just one of her options though. She could also for example nag Nick into making the defenses on the points she wants defended.

 

[Phillip Green]

Can we please go back to talking about tripods? The drag show is a drag. Such a stupid, pointless gay op.

I really don't understand that op. After he'd already admitted to the underwear party at the gay bar while hopped up on Molly, why would anyone care about a drag show? Unless Ru Paul was literally using him as a sock puppet, I don't see how his reputation could be any more damaged. He's somewhere on the rainbow, we get it. Happy Pride, Nick!

Wait Nick was talking on the same poast that got hacked earlier today?

He's had an account there for a while. He joined Poast during one of the twitter purges a year ago or longer. If I recall correctly he made like three posts and then fucked off back to Twitter the second he got his account back and never looked back.