Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[Angry New Ager]

Girl needs to get a better bra for fits or has she reached a point in her size where they don't really make supportive bras? All of those outfits would have looked way better if they were up a bit higher and more contained, as is they just look kinda sad.

I've got big ole knockers and even the cheap sweatpant spandex "sports bras" I get at walmart have significantly more lift.

There are supportive bras in her size, but when you're that damned big, you really need to have a professional fitting, and you also need to be willing to lay out some decent cash for them, and not get hung up on whether they're cute or not.

If she's going to look good in clothes (or at least as good as she can) and be comfortable, cheap bras won't do the job, and ordering online without trying anything on is just doomed to fail.

I don't think I've seen her wear a bra—a real one—in a very long time, and she probably has no idea what size she wears, or which brands or styles would fit her best. She probably hasn't had a single well-fitting bra since she started fattening up, and has given up on them entirely. Kelly Lenza's gone the same way. Then you have Tess Holliday, who still wears bras so she can captivate her Instagram audience with the world's sexiest plumber's crack, but even she doesn't own a single bra that actually fits.

Then again, given Corissa's dumpy, frumpy, hideous sense of style, it hardly matters which way her boobs are pointing in; they're just ugly clothes on a diseased body, and nothing's going to mitigate that.

And "sustainable" fashion—my fucking sides. Gluttonous consoomers like Corissa have no business talking about sustainability. Most of the clothes in that haul will get discarded in no time when she gets bored with or out-fats them. What she does keep to wear will be quickly destroyed beyond wearing in no time at all by the strain that her fatness will put upon seams, fabric, and fastenings.

There is nothing sustainable about being obese, and the manufacture of fatgirl clothes is inherently unsustainable (the entire premise of "fashion" as it exists today is, tbh).

 

[Yaks]

There are supportive bras in her size, but when you're that damned big, you really need to have a professional fitting, and you also need to be willing to lay out some decent cash for them, and not get hung up on whether they're cute or not.

If she's going to look good in clothes (or at least as good as she can) and be comfortable, cheap bras won't do the job, and ordering online without trying anything on is just doomed to fail.

She really should. For the amount of cash she drops on shitty fashion, she could easily afford a more high end bra and a fitting, which is free from my experience. From the specialty bra shops (no, Torrid and Lane Bryant are not specialty stores, Corissa.) to little old lady bra dealers in comfy sitting rooms in their homes, the fitting has been free and very pleasant. She'd probably have to pay more for the extra fabric, but mine sat at about $75-85 at the end of the day per bra and have lasted me almost 10 years now. Though like you said with her size and the care she puts into things, I don't think even the good ones will last her more than a year.

Most of the clothes in that haul will get discarded in no time when she gets bored with or out-fats them.

I've noticed she keeps the tags on them for fits. How many do you think she returns and has just been rebuying shit on the same $1,000?

 

[Simon]

Yeah, I hardly ever see a deathfat with a proper fitting bra. Saw one recently on IG where the bra was obviously too small for her mass and squished everything in. When your skin is being sucked in an inch by your bra strap, it doesn't fit, fatty.

Also, could you imagine the absolute state the clothes are in when she returns them?? Fucking gross.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Also, could you imagine the absolute state the clothes are in when she returns them?? Fucking gross.

Well, at least I can give her this: given the baggy frumpwear she bought for this haul, at least she won't be like Anna O'Brien and have to cut it off herself, and the seams won't be popped from being multiple sizes too small.

That said, it'll still be covered in dog hair and dust, so if she returns it instead of Depops it, straight into a landfill it will go. So sustainable, that...

ETA: Woohoo, this thread finally made it to page 500—one page for every pound Juliana weighs!

 

[Wyzzerd]

ETA: Woohoo, this thread finally made it to page 500—one page for every pound Juliana weighs!

I think we have quite a few more pages to go to hit her weight. I do wonder of she will croak before we hit that number.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Im inclined to believe that Juliana is closer to 550 or 600 at this point. She reached 500 ages ago by her own admission.

500 pages is still an achievement, though!

 

[multiverse]

That said, it'll still be covered in dog hair and dust, so if she returns it instead of Depops it, straight into a landfill it will go. So sustainable, that...

Lol, like she has the wherewithal and forethought to make returns. All this consoomer shit goes in piles on their floors, where neither of them can ever pick them up again.

 

[GenociderSyo]

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[Simon]

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Ugh seeing the juxtaposition between the old pictures and this zombie whale now is depressing. She looks dead already and not too long ago, she was full of life.

 

[UncleTusky]

Im inclined to believe that Juliana is closer to 550 or 600 at this point. She reached 500 ages ago by her own admission.

500 pages is still an achievement, though!

Agreed - the heavier a person gets the more weight s/he needs to gain or lose for it to be noticeable and she looks much worse than she did when she announced she was 500 elbees. The only way she's not at 550 by now is if her muscles have atrophied to the point that that has offset the weight gain (which is terrifying in itself and a harbinger of permanent bedbound status - at that weight just standing will put a good amount of strain on the leg muscles).

 

[LonesomeDud]

NGL; maybe it's all my time off pasta and bread against my own will, but that bread and pasta is the most beautiful thing she's ever posted.

 

[Septictic]

NGL; maybe it's all my time off pasta and bread against my own will, but that bread and pasta is the most beautiful thing she's ever posted.

You might just be going through withdrawals. The pasta is clearly not cooked right: it's all clumpy. The Parmesan is obviously fake, and no amount of old oil can make wonder-bread wonderful.

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Food is an art and a science. I understand making a foodie choice to be a deathfat. It's funny and disgusting, but understandable. You create it, you share it. Gourmet food can be made by rich folks and poor folks. Food can bring peace and understanding, an authentic sense of belonging. Corissa and Julianna don't eat food. They eat s'mors dip.

 

[GenociderSyo]

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[Yaks]

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Wow they uh.. went for the worst possible colors and design for that jumpsuit huh. Also J, girl, you'd look like you were in a ninja turtle toddler onesie, that's not the look.

 

[GenociderSyo]

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[LonesomeDud]

LGBT people who make spectacles of themselves with tons of corporate rainbow trash are no better than Christians who make public spectacles of their beliefs. Change my mind.

 

[Angry New Ager]

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Further proof that Corissa has no sense of style of her own, and is so out of touch with current styles that she doesn't latch on to them until they've been done to absolute death by everybody else. And when she does do them, she fails at it because she has no sense of style, period. She's like the anti-hipster, getting into trends long after they were cool. Is Target even selling stuff like this anymore? That's how far behind she is.

These all look terrible on her, and not just because she's fat and braless and at least two of them don't fit her at all. The colors are completely wrong for her skin tone, and the deadstock-'90s-bedsheet florals only enhance how huge and rough-looking she is.

She's not a dainty little thing sipping tea in the woods and making flower crowns in her English garden; she's the fat, wrecked Auntie with zero self-awareness who you have to be nice to out of pity at the family reunion.

"Florals are my thing—" yet when have we ever seen her wear or decorate with all of these ditsy and English garden-y prints she claims to love? It's all been the most bland, neutral, weakly-MCM and Boho-'70s stuff for years now.

At least she's ordered one—just one—bra to keep her "milkmaid" tits from slopping around in the dress she wants to get married in (which I won't even comment on until it actually happens). Good luck with that, Coco.

 

[glass_houses]

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I love it when she complains about the 'capitalist hellscape' she's forced to live in, and the very next post, blows a thousand dollars on shit she doesn't need and isn't all that great either. I don't mind the dresses in of themselves, but the prints look like the inside of my nan's linen press. And in the fourth one, Corissa is emulating her rival Anna, but somehow manages to look even more pathetic than she does.

 

[Yaks]

I love it when she complains about the 'capitalist hellscape' she's forced to live in, and the very next post, blows a thousand dollars on shit she doesn't need and isn't all that great either.

I've found most of the people who complain the loudest about the capitalist hellscape tend to be addicted shoppers of some kind. Constant Starbucks coffees, $200 dresses, Hello Kitty aesthetic pencil cases. List goes on. They rarely practice what they preach, and when they do its usually because they're already dirt poor.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I love it when she complains about the 'capitalist hellscape' she's forced to live in, and the very next post, blows a thousand dollars on shit she doesn't need and isn't all that great either.

Not only that, but in the post where she bemoans living in a "capitalist hellscape," she tongues Target's corporate butthole by praising them for selling cheap, ugly, sweatshop-made Pride merchandise. Because we all know that nobody could possibly feel complete and visible and validated in their marginalized identity without a major retailer aggressively marketing themed merchandise to them.

Corissa's constant complaining about capitalism boils down to, "I can't afford everything I want to buy, and I am not adequately pandered to." I mean, this is a woman who makes part of her living selling t-shirts with "Fat Bitch" emblazoned upon them to women who can not only afford to be grossly overfed, but who can also afford to buy a t-shirt that can't be worn in a lot of work and social situations because it's vulgar and inappropriate.

Then again, this is the massive dummy who can't correctly identify Massachusetts on a map, even though her partner was still living there when they first met, so expecting her to have any views on economics that aren't based solely on her persistent feelings of envy and resentment, and that don't parrot what her friends say is bad, is totally unrealistic.

I don't mind the dresses in of themselves, but the prints look like the inside of my nan's linen press.

There are some adult women who can get away with wearing dresses like that, and I have no problem with them getting their frock on. Corissa, however, is not one of those women. She's also never before shown even the slightest interest in those kinds of dresses. Yet here she is, mooing in an obviously sponsored post about how much she has always longed for floral prints and dresses just like these.

I get that she's got to make a living somehow, but coming on the heels of more "capitalist hellscape" whining, it's just ridiculous.

And in the fourth one, Corissa is emulating her rival Anna, but somehow manages to look even more pathetic than she does.

God, I so want to comment now with, "Those dresses are so cute! They look like something Glitterandlazers would wear!", but I'm not going to start weening now (and not for Corissa).