Furry Convention Drama - Because you can't have a couple thousand dog fucking enthusiasts under the same roof without shit hitting the fan

[Chao Garden]

Florida furry con Megaplex has made the convention 18+ due to Florida laws, niggas who wanna groom kids are coping, seething, and dilating in response to this news

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this is like 9/11 for furries who wanna groom minors, that dang dirty fascist ron desantis !!!
sorry if this post looks like ass im not used to posting on desktop

 

[Cats]

I seem to remember stumbling across some discord post by a repulsive female furry talking about a horror orgy they had at one of these conventions. I hate how disgustingly sexually detailed these furry/tranny/THOT/SJW types always get. Nobody wants to fucking read that shit.

I honestly wish I had a button that when pressed would erase all furries from existence. They absolutely ruin cute innocent things I have sperged out about this plenty here in the past lmao

 

[吉田 直樹]

Florida furry con Megaplex has made the convention 18+ due to Florida laws, niggas who wanna groom kids are coping, seething, and dilating in response to this news

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there is a lot more sperging but uploading images is slow

this is like 9/11 for furries who wanna groom minors, that dang dirty fascist ron desantis !!!
sorry if this post looks like ass im not used to posting on desktop

Florida furry con Megaplex has made the convention 18+ due to Florida laws, niggas who wanna groom kids are coping, seething, and dilating in response to this news

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there is a lot more sperging but uploading images is slow

this is like 9/11 for furries who wanna groom minors, that dang dirty fascist ron desantis !!!
sorry if this post looks like ass im not used to posting on desktop

I fail to see how this is a terrible thing. I always though long before that fur cons should be 18+ due to the nature of the furry fandom. People who get upset about this change are total creeps, which we already knew there are a ton of them, on top of zero gatekeeping against pup play gear only emboldens that these cons should be 18+ because they can't stop wearing their dumbshit, fetish masks everywhere in the con spaces or public.

 

[Mobster Monitor]

Kids and groomed furry teens can't go to carpet wearing convention with sex and drug filled room parties. Maybe the furry fandom has become too degenerate.... No... This is must because of facism.

 

[F00LS_3RRAND]

Kids and groomed furry teens can't go to carpet wearing convention with sex and drug filled room parties. Maybe the furry fandom has become too degenerate.... No... This is must because of facism.

Internet Tactics 101: Everyone I disagree with is Hitler.

 

[Sintharia]

Florida furry con Megaplex has made the convention 18+ due to Florida laws, niggas who wanna groom kids are coping, seething, and dilating in response to this news

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sorry if this post looks like ass im not used to posting on desktop

This is a good move, and those furries should just shut the fuck up. Except half of them are probably either grooming minors themselves or supporting people who are grooming minors.

 

[Roxanne Wolf]

GRAND THEFT FURRY HAS OCCOURED AT NOMADICON! (See also: 14Werewolves)​

S / A

Think about this for a minute folks:
>be urban scholar
>obtain random trailer ill-gottenly
>awww yisssss
>open stolen trailer
>find pic related inside

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Spoiler: Example of Ill-Gotten Gains

I was very tempted to post this in my Financial Furry Fuck-Ups thread not only for Nido not having his good insured but also the thief for having stolen a trailer's worth of merch that he cannot resell because, really who would buy it on the nigger black market?

Spoiler: Realistic Predictions & A sign of the times

My racoon niggas be preparing to dumpster dive for some sweet furry merch:

S / A

Imagine thinking some furry was a resale market mastermind who would commit theft on such a grand scale.

But given recent events...

A melanated individual was caught on camera doing something melanated:

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Also at FWA, some dealers in the dealers den have wound up with fake motion-picture money:
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Judging by the comments, someone was dropping fake $20, $50 and $100 bills on the floor, and people were finding them and spending them at the booths.

And just if it couldn't get any worse...

S / A

 

[Mikoyan]

And just if it couldn't get any worse...

Is that a fucking New Beetle done up like the General Lee?

 

[GenociderSyo]

Can you imagine the police report. "And you lost how many beanie weenies?"

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

I seem to remember stumbling across some discord post by a repulsive female furry talking about a horror orgy they had at one of these conventions. I hate how disgustingly sexually detailed these furry/tranny/THOT/SJW types always get. Nobody wants to fucking read that shit.

I honestly wish I had a button that when pressed would erase all furries from existence. They absolutely ruin cute innocent things I have sperged out about this plenty here in the past lmao

When they get descriptive, it didn't happen. Just be happy knowing those sad sacks needed to feel validated by posting oldskool shock posts.

@Roxanne Wolf, they'll probably find it on the side of the highway or being spread around through the homeless network in the south. Just imagine the headlines, "Homeless man found hugging animal-person pillow in a dragon (expletive deleted) jock strap." In the very least, if that turns out to be the case, he can claim to have done more for the homeless than the government.

 

[Spoonomancer]

>$10,000-$15,000 worth of this Odin Wolf merch, with a diaper daki and straightjacket daki included
I am finding it hard to believe all the stuff on this table was worth even $5,000.
Also how the fuck did they get away with not only selling diaperfur merch, but also straightjacket fetishizing merch on a convention floor with catching no flak?

 

[Cats]

When they get descriptive, it didn't happen. Just be happy knowing those sad sacks needed to feel validated by posting oldskool shock posts.

That's a good point...I should have known. Kinda makes me feel a little better about the whole situation.


just a little

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Also how the fuck did they get away with not only selling diaperfur merch, but also straightjacket fetishizing merch on a convention floor with catching no flak?

Because furries; duh.

That's a good point...I should have known. Kinda makes me feel a little better about the whole situation.

Awe, that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, like I just vored you. hehehe non consensual vore haha. I need to get a sound clip of Null's "haha"s on Mati, use it as my ring tone.

 

[Cats]

lol

this needs a cat

 

[FatalTater]

That nido_flow twitter is just the thing if you really need to vomit but aren't quite nauseous enough. https://archive.ph/xxadR
If that's a normal convention experience I want to hunt down parents who take their kids to these things and ask them a few questions.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I can not get over the image I have in my head of some tweaked out nigger opening up that trailer just to see a bunch of dog-dick sheaths and giant pillows with a diapered blue wolf on them.

Fucking lol.

 

[Otis Boi]

>$10,000-$15,000 worth of this Odin Wolf merch, with a diaper daki and straightjacket daki included
I am finding it hard to believe all the stuff on this table was worth even $5,000.
Also how the fuck did they get away with not only selling diaperfur merch, but also straightjacket fetishizing merch on a convention floor with catching no flak?

NomadiCon is an 18+ con so I'm sure people knew what they where getting into.

 

[std::string]

Didn't that actually happen at that hotel one time? I can't remember if it was a suicide or an accident, but I swear I'd heard of it happening.

Rocko the Fox at Megaplex 2016, though I have my doubts about that story.

Suicide attempt from the fourth floor.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Rocko the Fox at Megaplex 2016, though I have my doubts about that story.

Suicide attempt from the fourth floor.

I’m pretty sure Rock was the guy tripping balls and jumped, from a low height, I don’t even remember it being the 4th floor but who knows.
I was talking about a non-furry related suicide, I just remember seeing pictures of the aftermath, I could be wrong though.

 

[Quesursundeepimpact48]

A Security Incident has occurred in the Resorts World Area of Confuzzled Con, in Birmingha[ra]m, UK
https://archive.is/heIRy
From the description, it seems like the cause could be some anti-furry hate attack, might be why they say to avoid wearing furry shit in public. What are the odds this is an immigrant vs. troon vs. assorted extremist?

Situation Update: Security has given the boot to the assholes causing the problem

https://archive.is/qlmOG