Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Maude Snew]

really hard to achieve an erection.

He should just get a taxidermy done on it and display it on the Internet. You know, like his marriage.

 

[feral cat #6385]

"This was never a law show

When the channel is called "Rekieta Law" it sets a certain expectation about what the channel will be about.

Does he need to fuck men,

Yes.

It is only a matter of time before Lady Rackets kicks Nick to the curb and files for divorce.

Soon. But not soon enough. Like everything else in his life, Nick is mediocre at being a cow. We really need the divorce arc to kick things up. Then we can finally get to the good part. The part where he troons out and starts getting fucked by Drexel. In his neo vagina.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

"I love being a degenerate, I'm tired of not being a degenerate, I'm need to get back into it" a quote from Nick a bit after the rumble switch. Followed by him raging about how he's "been talking about boring law and politics stuff for the past 6 months like everyone wanted" and "This was never a law show" and then proceeded to bitch about matt walsh and the conservatives.

So how much degeneracy is enough to this faggot? Does he need to fuck men, does he need some kinda animal? What does he want, he has a billion sex toys and that isn't enough. He makes everyone listen to him wax on about that time he railed his wife in a mall bathroom or whatever story it is that day and that isn't enough either. So what the hell does he want?

Also the show "like everyone wanted" isn't is it? It's been boring because he hates it, if it threatens to be decent he gives up on it, or goes into his sex talk or religious blasphemy. He seems to fail to realize that he lost all goodwill and now all he has are vapid whores left interacting with his show, that he obviously hates, and any decent chatter that he used to have aren't willing to interact with it anymore because he betrayed them and his own career.

Lastly he said he was going to a beach on vacation, that's the only detail i've noticed so far.

As I have said, Nick just isn't having fun. As a result, he seems to be chasing that enjoyment and think that somehow it will fix his problems with his show. No, Nick, you need to put in WORK to make the show better, but with the sperg-out you had, you are basically starting at 0 again.

Nick has his income outside of the Rumble contract flat or declining. (How many superchats does he get during a show anmymore?) The numbers of LOCALS chat is easily about 30-40 outside a show (on a good day. Sometimes it sits in the teens) During shows, LOCALS struggles to break 200 for the BEST CHAT!. His watch numbers are flat too if you take away the Rumble inflation. He is being sues by an even bigger retard and paying out the arse for it. He has 2 active ethics investigations open. I also wonder if LOCALS had a chat with him about Still-Life or Rumble with the WTF shift in content.

I think he sees the writing on the wall, and he only has less than half a year before his contract is up for renewal (Correct me if wrong) When should we look for the cornered animal look and the cope that he parted ways with exclusivity?

EDIT: Typo

 

[Weeb Slinger]

By observing a punishing regime of early morning prayer and cold showers, I have been able to convince one of the lower ranking angels to provide me with a copy of the brief for Nick Rekieta's Sex Dungeon - the suburban palace of carnal delights that no contractor currently wants to build:

"Make a sex dungeon of gopher wood. Cubicles curtained with rows of bondage whips thou shalt make in the Dungeon, and thou shalt pitch it within and without with pitch, the color of my friend, Drexel, who definitely does not fuck my wife, while I sit on a replica of the Golden Throne from Warhammer 40K, in the role of the Emperor of Man - a powerful psychic presence trapped inside the husk of his own broken body, helpless to do anything other than watch the mother of his children getting vigorously pounded, over and over again, by the blackest of his Primarchs.

And this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of: The length of the Sex Dungeon shall be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height of it thirty cubits.

A barred window shalt thou make to the Sex Dungeon, and behind it thou shalt make a wall 10 cubits thick to drown out my screams; and the door of the Sex Dungeon shalt be six cubits in thickness, with a spiked metal rack on the interior side. With lower, second, and third stories shalt thou make a sex pit, taking care not to sever any underground cables or sewage lines.

And two of every sort of cougar and Milf, within a five mile radius of my home, shalt thou bring into the Sex Dungeon, and keep them alive, and they shall be female, because I don't get down with men, at least not until after my transition a few years from now."

 

[Passacaille]

By observing a punishing regime of early morning prayer and cold showers, I have been able to convince one of the lower ranking angels to provide me with a copy of the brief for Nick Rekieta's Sex Dungeon - the suburban palace of carnal delights that no contractor currently wants to build:

"Make a sex dungeon of gopher wood. Cubicles curtained with rows of bondage whips thou shalt make in the Dungeon, and thou shalt pitch it within and without with pitch, the color of my friend, Drexel, who definitely does not fuck my wife, while I sit on a replica of the Golden Throne from Warhammer 40K, in the role of the Emperor of Man - a powerful psychic presence trapped inside the husk of his own broken body, helpless to do anything other than watch the mother of his children getting vigorously pounded, over and over again, by the blackest of his Primarchs.

And this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of: The length of the Sex Dungeon shall be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height of it thirty cubits.

A barred window shalt thou make to the Sex Dungeon, and behind it thou shalt make a wall 10 cubits thick to drown out my screams; and the door of the Sex Dungeon shalt be six cubits in thickness, with a spiked metal rack on the interior side. With lower, second, and third stories shalt thou make a sex pit, taking care not to sever any underground cables or sewage lines.

And two of every sort of cougar and Milf, within a five mile radius of my home, shalt thou bring into the Sex Dungeon, and keep them alive, and they shall be female, because I don't get down with men, at least not until after my transition a few years from now."

I'm going to take you at your word and believe that's true, because the only two types of books Rekieta talks about is Fifty Shades of Grey and his collection of special edition Warhammer 40k novels.

Edit: I just noticed the Noah's Ark reference, so yeah, I guess also "The Bible, as vaguely remembered by Christian Heretic Scholar and Law-Pope Rekieta."

 

[Chibitzen]

Such psychic research deserves a medal, but the Godforsaken Tor mobile won't let me change a Like to a badge. Groan!

 

[Spaded Dave]

"I love being a degenerate, I'm tired of not being a degenerate, I'm need to get back into it" a quote from Nick a bit after the rumble switch. Followed by him raging about how he's "been talking about boring law and politics stuff for the past 6 months like everyone wanted" and "This was never a law show" and then proceeded to bitch about matt walsh and the conservatives.

I decided to seek out these quotes and provide the clips because it is really astonishing what he says in here.

Spoiler: Nick Rant Edit

Spoiler: Nick Rant Full

Spoiler: Nick Degeneracy

Spoiler: Bonus

While scanning for this I noticed a clip of Medkieta contorting her face multiple times through the course of answering a single question and made the below edit for your enjoyment out of just a sampling of them.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I decided to seek out these quotes and provide the clips because it is really astonishing what he says in here.

Spoiler: Nick Rant Edit

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Spoiler: Nick Rant Full

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Spoiler: Nick Degeneracy

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Spoiler: Bonus

While scanning for this I noticed a clip of Medkieta contorting her face multiple times through the course of answering a single question and made the below edit for your enjoyment out of just a sampling of them.


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The stories keep changing...

I have covered only law topics for the last 6 months, and people still aren't happy.

I'm a law channel that doesn't want to talk about the law, and wants to be a degenerate.

You guys are incels and can't pick up women because you talk about Trump, guns, and Alex Jones fantasies exclusively.

I don't know why people want to talk about the law every single day on a law channel!

Republicans can only win and work together if they toe right up the line to degeneracy and irresponsibly without permanently damaging relationships.

All my ideological opponents are closeted gay and watch anal rape.

Everybody that doesn't like me is peepee poopoo and I will scream it

WOW!

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

I decided to seek out these quotes and provide the clips because it is really astonishing what he says in here.

Thank you fren, I was planning to go through and find them when I woke up today. It got so much worse, later in the stream they're all shirtless but Ty was replaced with Aussie. And nick goes on at least 2 more screaming rants along a similar vein to the first, though notably different. Especially when someone in the superchats asked why he hates/shits on his audience and stuff like that. This was somewhere in the last hour in a half for the 2 rants I vaguely remember.
As a bonus here are the opinions being expressed in his comments.

 

[Spaded Dave]

It got so much worse

You're not lying. I got to this point and decided to tap out and let others pick through anything extra I missed.

 

[AnOminous]

You are remembering correctly. She admitted that they are a decade old and this image in particular is one of the first ones she shared. She's recycling them and it looks like she's trying to pass them off as new.

This is probably because she's FAT.

 

[Strix454]

I decided to seek out these quotes and provide the clips because it is really astonishing what he says in here.

Well. That was epic. He shit on and called out nearly his entire remaining audience with that one. The hate directed at gun owners was new. He seems just about all the way to being an SJW now. So was the hate toward the Depp audience. Going after both Ben and Matt at the same time doesn't seem a smart move.

As far as the sex part, what can be said at this point? This delusional little nerdy male cheerleader married the first girl who threw herself at him out in Marshall MN. Not exactly the party capital of the world. He thinks of himself despite all that as some sort of expert on sex and dating. Sure Nick.

And then the guy with the faggot voice and the faggot body who goes to gay bars and constantly talks about man ass when he isn't talking about raping men - who talks about going to a nude beach and checking out other Men's junk - wants to call out other dudes as secretly being gay.

Nick can say what he likes, but I've never heard Walsh tell a story about going to a club. giving a dancer a $20 so you could sit down with her at the bar and have a dreamy conversation about her life. Doesn't get much more gay than that. And having dudes take their shirts off on your streams is also really gay. Also gay are Nick's ever more frequent womanly emotional tantrums.

There is no fun to be had in Nick's degeneracy streams. There is always too much estrogen in the room. Nick's guests on those streams are usually the opposite of fun. Look at last night. It was so dull and dumb that even an uber dork nerd like Quarterpounder quickly walked away from the stream. The guests Nick really needs are a bunch of troons. They would "get" his sort of degeneracy perfectly and give him the type of show he wants.

Nick should enjoy his vacation. Because I don't think the rest of the year is going to be very fun for him.

 

[AnOminous]

Sounds like you need to read more critical Bible theory then.

Imagine applying "critical theory" (i.e. COMMUNISM) to the Bible. Even as an atheist I would never display such flagrant disrespect. I hope he gets struck by lightning. Absolute fucking faggot.

If only you knew how bad things really are.

Nick can say what he likes, but I've never heard Walsh tell a story about going to a club. giving a dancer a $20 so you could sit down with her at the bar and have a dreamy conversation about her life. Doesn't get much more gay than that. And having dudes take their shirts off on your streams is also really gay. Also gay are Nick's ever more frequent womanly emotional tantrums.

Let's just face facts at this point. Nick is a colossal faggot. An open homosexual. Built for BBC. A gigantic queermo.

It's only a matter of time before he troons out.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

I decided to seek out these quotes and provide the clips because it is really astonishing what he says in here.

I can't play the archived clips because of Tor, but I did watch Elissa's clip.

I think another data point that Nick's numbers are down is the fact that he claims in his rant that he now "loves trial streams" but gets annoyed with his audience requesting he do them all the time because he "just can't" because he's "too busy during the day" doing something vague with his kids during the school year.

When describing why he loves trial streams, the two things that he says he enjoys is the money and the new subscribers they bring in. So he doesn't enjoy anything about them except the spoils. Now that those are drying up, suddenly he at least feigns interest again.

He also compares coom streams to trial streams, pointing out that trial streams are "easier" because he can just roll out of bed and sit there rather than all the effort he puts in to having to come out with content for cooming.

You're not lying. I got to this point and decided to tap out and let others pick through anything extra I missed.

Nick has surrounded himself with sycophants.

Sad, Aussie has a young, elementary school-aged daughter.

 

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I decided to seek out these quotes and provide the clips because it is really astonishing what he says in here.

Spoiler: Nick Rant Edit

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Spoiler: Nick Rant Full

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Spoiler: Nick Degeneracy

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Spoiler: Bonus

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Fridays have become Nicks weekly support group meetings. He gathers complete nobody yes men to nod along, as he shits on anyone who ever supported him. All because they're tired of hearing about his gay sex escapades, and awful relationship advice.

I know some people think Nick is a mediocre lolcow, but I believe he is quickly blossoming into a top-tier exceptional individual.

 

[AnOminous]

I know some people think Nick is a mediocre lolcow, but I believe he is quickly blossoming into a top-tier exceptional individual.

It's actually almost an accomplishment how rapidly this faggot completely cowed out, going from having a thread here that all but worshipped him (including me to my shame) to being the most loathed, despised sad little fucking queer in the sektur.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I believe he is quickly blossoming into a top-tier exceptional individual.

He has the advantage over many cows in that he is financially independent, maybe even independent of his streaming or lawyering "careers". There's lots of stuff someone like say, Chris, would do, given Nick's resources.

 

[Strix454]

Ok. If you take Nick at his literal word in the last stream, he is going to swingers resorts and gay bars with his wife as a tease. They go there, They allow themselves to get chatted up at length. But when the time comes, they suddenly explain that they are not interested. They are happy to have met new and interesting people. And because they go home alone as a couple, its a perfectly moral and christian thing to do.

But it absolutely is not. Going out and LARPing being gay or a swinger to get chatted up by the real thing is psychopathic creep behavior. You are manipulating people. You are lying to people. You are taking advantage of people and making their real lives into your personal entertainment. Its not morally any different than catfishing. Its also cuck behavior in that you are watching your spouse flirt with someone else.

I tend to think its not true. That Nick & Wife are swinging and he is just telling the story to make things seem better. But if it is true, he and wife are an even lower form of garbage.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

From Elissa's Couples Therapy clip yesterday.

https://youtu.be/VT6uVN4KJ3I

Obviously to be taken with a huge grain of salt, but TiC is claiming that Nick has multiple law enforcement officers lurking in his Locals.

If you take Nick at his literal word in the last stream, he is going to swingers resorts and gay bars with his wife as a tease. They go there, They allow themselves to get chatted up at length. But when the time comes, they suddenly explain that they are not interested.

Not to mention, I'm sure one quickly gains a reputation as a prude tourist in these assuredly shallow pond of swingers communities, particularly in Minnesota.

 

[Maude Snew]

by the blackest of his Primarchs.

I don't think Vulkan ever pissed on chicks to save them from sex trafficking or threw out a titty muscle and bitched about it endlessly. What I'm saying is if Drexel is your Primarch your Empire of piss is not gonna last thirty seconds which is for the best really.