Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

Local archive of her latest YouTube video. 25 minutes and even with the speed doubled, it's fucking unbearable to listen to. Her eyes are closed half of the time, and the other half she is too afraid to make eye contact with the camera.


-A commentor on her last video thinks she's a shut in. She says she isn't, because she talks to her neighbors.

-She gives a rundown of all her self diagnoses.

-She goes to the local senior center because LGBTQ+ reasons, apparently?

-A long ramble about her paraphilias, spirit spousing, into true crime, etc. "Find beauty in the darkness of humanity."

-Wearing an "Ask me about my pronouns" t-shirt for pride month.

This is about 9 minutes in and I'm tapping out. She fucking sucks, lol.
 
Quick 'n' dirty Twitter dump.

Pinned tweet:

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Profile-thingy that's especially horrifying:

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Wherein we find that Staph has taken issue with Twitter hiding her tweets because of the words she uses:

"Fascist" and "faries" aren't the problem . . .

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They aren't the thing causing all these tweets hidden because of potentially Hateful Conduct . . .

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Getting closer . . .

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Yes, I think that's the problem. Not queer. The other one. Yes, it's a slur. Yes, most people consider that one a slur. It doesn't matter if you're "reclaiming" it or whatever you think you're doing. And I don't know why she's screaming about Twitter blocking a word that's a slur in most contexts. It's not like Twitter can give you a special badge indicating that you're reclaiming these terms and therefore not hide your tweets when you use them.

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I really don't care what this dude says and don't know why she should. Oh, it's because she has nothing to do all day except yell on Twitter. Right.

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I have no idea of Lizzy's reply is accurate. If it is, it's a much more reasoned response to the study than Staph's. And you'd think that Mx. Degree in Social Work would know how to look at a study and determine its merit, but I guess that would cut into her lusting-after-Dahmer time.

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Wherein Yarrow, with infinite time on her hands, is able to determine that she has 49 mutuals with whoever this is. Also, it's hot.

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This is a reply to the above tweet (the only reply she got, since she gets practically no interaction). Grayson, welcome to the essence of Yarrow: very bad at figuring out whether someone is talking to her or not.

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A retweet. Because Staph enjoys so much very real sexy sex.

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Anyone in the area, please hit the park! And Staph's parents continue to be her wranglers.

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I had to delve into this discussion to find out what she was talking about:

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Here it is, from the top:

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And, once again, the other party in the conversation attempts to misgender her and gets it backwards. Imagine having all day to tell strangers on Twitter that you're a Viking. A gay Viking.

I guess Scott Peterson doesn't get to be in the harem. But what the absolute FUCK does murdering his wife have to do with gender-affirming care??? He's a shitstain of a husband, and he murdered his pregnant wife. At no point does gender-affirming care come into this.

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I like Jeff. He gets to the point:

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COMPLETELY GORGEOUS TRANS MAN, EVERYONE!

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My guess is that she is not, in fact, "so fucking done." And she never will be.

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Fin. I didn't bring over all the stuff she was retweeting-- there were no surprises there. I also didn't dig too much into her replies, just the stuff that was on her main timeline (whatever that's called).
 
That video is one of the most autistic videos I've ever seen, and I've watched way too many of OPL's videos.

"Why would I identify with something that people say makes me an abuser?" Oh I don't know, Staph. Your raging victimization/bullying fetish? Because it's one of the most popular self-dxes to seem uwu so mentawwy ill uwu? Because it's an easy scapegoat for all of your terrible behavior?

Lol at Staph the trans-boomer going and hanging out with senior citizens. If she wasn't such a terminally online little hybristophile with a demon fetish she could go join a quilting circle or something and wear her The Mountain shirts and eat bland food and talk too much about private medical conditions and fit in just fine. Even her racism against The Browns would work in her favor.
 
Holy fucking shit, have we finally reached the milestone of her patches being legible?

By the way, hi everyone! Missed you all.
The bigger question is whether greater legibility is a good thing.

It's so fun/funny seeing folks trickling back in here...it's like a post-zombie apocalypse situation-type deal, where people gradually build some kind of safe haven with people showing up in ones and twos, having survived their own personal hells to get there. :punished:
 
Mx. Yarrow has been prolific on Twitter.

Staph looks bad and is getting the same dark under-eye circles as J/Julianna.

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MTG and sexual attraction:

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Fictosexuals:

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Paraphiles:

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Facebook ritual from a boomer wizard:

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An even lower transphobia tolerance than usual:

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Time to put someone else's personal business on the internet (again):

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There was a whole series about this movie, but this was the only one I'm including:

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Sorry for the low-effort dump.
 
Quick update from Twitter. I'm going ahead and sharing this, brief though it may be, because there's some worthy content here.

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Packing (heh) a lot into a few tweets: therapist, bathrooms, packing, diapers, surgery consults.

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"I'd also love to start packing, I just hesitate since I'm still wearing these damn diapers."
 
Someone, please explain to me what this 'look' might mean in her empty little brain.
In a selfie, it's likely that the subject of the picture is communicating something to the viewer. It's usually pretty transparent, like 'Hi, we're at this Cool Thing and having fun!' or 'This is my new haircut' or, god forbid 'Look how hawt I am'. Fine. Normal (mostly). I'm just trying to figure out what Sapph here is trying to say to *her* (practically nonexistent except for KF) audience. Does the first 'look' mean 'I see you doing something sketchy and I'm calling the manager'? Or maybe 'I see that pile of crap there I'd better not step in it'? What about the second? 'I'm so much cooler than you'? Standard sped smirk?
It's painfully obvious that she doesn't have the first clue of how to make herself look presentable for the camera (smooth out your shirt, moron, your tits are so enormous that they rumple it into folds above the bust that make you look even fatter), but seriously, I wonder what she's trying to say here.

Also, if she's binding, she is fucking enormous even with it. I can't paste stuff from her Tumblr, but she recently mentioned to her therapist that she has been using mens' restrooms. Therapist was concerned because she "still has visible breasts". Sapphy was upset. I can't wait for the inevitable confrontation with an actual guy in the john when she's singing her pee song.
 
Someone, please explain to me what this 'look' might mean in her empty little brain.
She's just eyefucking herself and trying to look sexy, but she has no idea what a normal human face is supposed to look like, just like she has no idea what normal porn is supposed to look like and why it's not hot to stick mini flags in your asshole and wag them back and forth like a disabled dog's tail.
 
She says in the screenshot above that she’s still using tape as she hates binders.

A reminder that this is how Stephanie applies the tape…
I understand that these folks who bind hate having breasts, but it makes no sense to me to go out of your way to make some body part you dislike and find ugly even uglier - like grotesquely ugly. It's like saying "I hate my crooked nose so I'm going to smash my face into a wall."
 
She says in the screenshot above that she’s still using tape as she hates binders.

A reminder that this is how Stephanie applies the tape…
She's not even binding anything, she's just wearing a tape bra.
Unironically, I would wear that t-shirt because it's hilarious. However, Staph, you're a straight woman with a beard. No one thinks you're a faggot, they think you're medically unfortunate.
 
Classic Staph blasting that her friend is a 'non contact necrophile' and that he shouldn't get any shit, even though she's inviting it into his life because we all know she means Jacquin.

Also her stating during Pride month that if you support LGBT people then you should support paraphilias or else you're not a true and honest supporter.

All that slinging around of the word 'fag.'

Its like she's secretly a homophobe saying that gay people are deviant faggots who believe in fucking corpses.

Great way of celebrating Pride month. Hope you're having a good one, my true and honest fags and dykes kiwis :feels:

I have a couple of screenshots regarding her spirit wedding, Tor is a janky process for me so I don't know if it's been posted. Hope Humbert returns with a massive dump they've been saving up.
 
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