Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

When will Juliana become bedbound? As of January 2022

  • Within 3 months

    Votes: 33 4.3%

  • Within 6 months

    Votes: 118 15.4%

  • Within a year

    Votes: 206 26.9%

  • Within 3 years

    Votes: 140 18.3%

  • Never

    Votes: 21 2.7%

  • Shes already there

    Votes: 247 32.3%
  • Total voters
    765
Yaks said:
I've found most of the people who complain the loudest about the capitalist hellscape tend to be addicted shoppers of some kind. Constant Starbucks coffees, $200 dresses, Hello Kitty aesthetic pencil cases. List goes on. They rarely practice what they preach, and when they do its usually because they're already dirt poor.
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Kevin Gibes always does this. He just spent almost $300 on a podcast he listens to, and always buys literal children's toys (like from Target) in addition to the expensive version of children's toys (his 500+ Unicron that sites in a box).
He has admitted to spending to cope in the past, when he thought cutting his dick off would cure him of all his problems. Well it didn't :story:

I feel like for C, it must be some form of cope too. Oh look I still fit in dresses that are popular aka expensive! Or I'm still rich guys! Especially since she has that weird unspoken (now) rivalry with Anna.
 
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Corrisa IG (Is this the 3rd or 4th mattress?):
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J IG:
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This is the article/IG thread that J is linking to.
 
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The rant about WLS is either too stupid or too galaxy-brained for me but I am confused by it. Corissa says that if you want to lose weight to make it easier to walk with your children then you are an abelist bigot. Okay, I got it. Then she says she is physically limited but her nieces/nephews love her anyway. Okay, I am still following. Then she gives an example about what an amazing aunt she is because she walked around a theme park with them .WHICH IS THE EXACT THING SHE JUST GOT OFFENDED BY OTHER FAT SAD SACKS SAYING THEY WANTED. Why is it okay for her to assign value to walking with children but not okay for others to do so?

Also, I thought it was funny that she said you can't run from disabilities when her 'disability' is something she could actually resolve if she just ran to create a calorie deficit.
 
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Jackisnotaname said:
The rant about WLS is either too stupid or too galaxy-brained for me but I am confused by it. Corissa says that if you want to lose weight to make it easier to walk with your children then you are an abelist bigot. Okay, I got it. Then she says she is physically limited but her nieces/nephews love her anyway. Okay, I am still following. Then she gives an example about what an amazing aunt she is because she walked around a theme park with them .WHICH IS THE EXACT THING SHE JUST GOT OFFENDED BY OTHER FAT SAD SACKS SAYING THEY WANTED. Why is it okay for her to assign value to walking with children but not okay for others to do so?

Also, I thought it was funny that she said you can't run from disabilities when her 'disability' is something she could actually resolve if she just ran to create a calorie deficit.
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How about until you have kids, Corissa, you shut the fuck up about what parents should or shouldn't be doing? Being an aunt isn't the same, at all, and I know you're too stupid to understand this, but being a fucking fatass with small kids is very, very hard. Parents losing weight to better parent their kids is admirable, and should be supported completely. But who am I kidding? This is the bitch who would rather shit her pants than put the fork down.
 
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TastyColours said:
Why are they acting like 20-25 minutes in a DIY car wash is an insufferably long time? I am seriously confused by this. I know they are fatlazywimyns, but FFS, that's probably quick average for one of those things. All J had to do was sit.

Will J be able to make it to fat camp?
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A lot of people on MSHPL can only sit in a car for like twenty minutes, maybe an hour at the most before they have to get up best they can in agony. Juliana is around that size so I think she's either in agony from doing what she does best, or this is is a pit stop en route to a place to eat and she's getting impatient with Coco.

So no. No Fat Camp for J.
 
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