Kind of shocking this is his first flower gift, assuming he’s not lying/exaggerating. You’d think Mxstress Penny would’ve given his favorite pet (
) a bouquet or even a rose or something at some point, flowers are the most stereotypical/basic gift to give a woman. He’ll buy Kev a dozen “stuffies” and not a single flower? He’ll nearly choke him to death with a metal ring around his neck and not get him some carnations?
Barring that, his family hasn’t gotten him flowers even
once? Even the manliest men I know have gotten bouquets for stuff like graduations or funerals or weddings or other big life events. If you’re really desperate, you could even count the corsage that most boys might wear for prom or something. It’s weird to imagine a dude in his near 40s hasn’t gotten flowers even once.
To be clear, I’m not doubting that he’s telling the truth. For one, I don’t doubt Pennywise wouldn’t have thought to have done so - he seems to enjoy LARPing as the role of caretaker and protector but falls through hard on the actuality of it, and his shit attempts at affection only really “work” because Kevin is so desperate for even a crumb of affection (which IMO is why as soon as another tranny shows even a passing interest, Kevin immediately jumps at it). For another, KevKev hasn’t exactly gone through a ton of major positive life events - I don’t even think he’s graduated from college, so there isn’t much to celebrate. And then he’s of course cut off his family from a relatively young age, so the only people around are other mentally ill trannies.
Almost makes you feel for him, especially when you see pics like that when he looks so absolutely dead inside. But then you remember he did this to himself 1000% willingly, feels morally superior for having done so,
and wants to do this to children and don’t feel quite so bad anymore
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