Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Did Clare self-yeet? I'm not familiar with this one

Clairbere DFE a few months ago after her Chudbuds fediverse instance was hacked infamously by a trojan horse Minecraft mod, leaking DM chat logs, tax returns, nudes and her husband's broke dick pics.

I did catch a few of her streams and was lurking KF at the time, but I was too much of a newfag still to understand the shared correlations between her pride-before-the-fall a-log arc and Cynthia's.

 

[Chibitzen]

The guy could have even shifted to more of a variety show where some of lawtube appears occasionally to bring up interesting cases but Nick himself talks less and less about law. Kinda seemed like he was in the process of doing that already.

The show mainly shifted to Nick projecting about himself and his narcissistic fantasies as the new bread&butter Content. It's hardly that interesting. Well, except to clippers and people like us who quite enjoy wholesomely laughing at the foolish spectacle of it all.

He doesn't understand how rebranding works. When we rebrand, we rebrand ourselves, not our audience. It didn't take long to realize once the Locals chat went up and became a big thing that his audience was being groomed for some new sexy shitshow. It's largely why he has been consistently so adamant in his gaslighting: "My show has always been this way!234!!11" He was almost entirely depending on the most reactionary of his chat participants to parrot this bullshit narrative.

I see no real signs he's trying to attract a whole new audience as he's too busy delusionally trying to milk the remains of the current one. Part of the reason to connect new people to his panels is there's always some hope for crossover, from the likes of Camelot's, etc, audience to drown out the oldest detractors in his own group since that well is fairly poisoned. Simply put, according to him, the main problem is his audience doesn't know what fun is. They just need to get that.

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

Clairbere DFE a few months ago after her Chudbuds fediverse instance was hacked infamously by a trojan horse Minecraft mod, leaking DM chat logs, tax returns, nudes and her husband's broke dick pics.

Don't forget Nick was very pleased her nudes were leaked and made it out like she was sharing them with everyone on the fediverse as opposed to just her husband. And I gotta say I don't really careabout Clare or her hack but Nick's smug gloat stream is infuriating to watch, as he treats it like justification for his extra marital life style.

 

[AnOminous]

He doesn't understand how rebranding works. When we rebrand, we rebrand ourselves, not our audience.

He basically rebranded the same way Bud Light rebranded as tranny fluid.

 

[SargonF00t]

Some random dude reacting to Nick is better than watching Nick.

Is it my imagination or has Ty Beard really aged a lot in the last 3 years?

 

[AnOminous]

Is it my imagination or has Ty Beard really aged a lot in the last 3 years?

I think everyone who has ever practiced law or anything law-adjacent has woken up in a blind panic at some point with the dread that they've fucked up in some horrible way that will ruin their client's life. Generally you haven't.

Ty woke up after actually doing just that, and has woken up every day since knowing that.

That will age you.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Is it my imagination or has Ty Beard really aged a lot in the last 3 years?

He's lost some weight, and his hair line is making a retreat similar to Napeleon's after his army crossed the Russian border.

 

[Swole McPole]

Clairbere DFE a few months ago after her Chudbuds fediverse instance was hacked infamously by a trojan horse Minecraft mod, leaking DM chat logs, tax returns, nudes and her husband's broke dick pics.

The whole dick pic thing has always been mysterious to me. You want to stick it in somebody, not send a picture of it across the phone wires. They just look kind of ridiculous disconnected from the rest of your body.

But why in God's name would anyone send one to their wife? You live in the same fucking house. She can see the real thing whenever she wants. She'd get to see it every night at bed time. So why the hell would you send a picture? Is she going to frame it and put it on the mantlepiece? Mount it in a locket and wear it around her neck?

There's a lot to be said for being a boomer. We don't send anyone dick pics -- and specially not our wives. And women our age would regard it as ridiculous if you did.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

NEVER a law channel, by the way.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Does anyone at all like Coom-A-Lot?

Gay men like Nick Rekieta. No one else. On Earth.

Nobody in that audience wants to watch a gay Balldo man talk about anything at all.

Only other gay men with erectile dysfunction.

He knows there is at least one insane individual on his Locals who is liable to post insane threats because he's joked about them getting arrested. That person was banned from Locals, but is apparently being allowed to flagrantly ban evade.

Nick only bans people who hurt his business. Cultivating a psychopath army seems to be part of his cunning plan to weaponize them against people who hurt his business?

He basically rebranded the same way Bud Light rebranded as tranny fluid.

Only instead of taking it in the mouth Rackets likes it directed up his ass. Deep in his ass. From large, black she male cocks. Two at a time. Double anal.

Ty woke up after actually doing just that, and has woken up every day since knowing that.

Good news for him. Looking at him, he doesn't have many of those left.

i guess what I am trying to say is: Nick Rekieta sucks Nigger Dick in New London, Norway Lake and Northfield. When he was a cheerleader he was such a cock hungry faggot his nickname was Nigger Dick Rekieta.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

He basically rebranded the same way Bud Light rebranded as tranny fluid.

That's an insult to every gear oil fluid on the SAE standard and transmission oil manufacturer there is and you know that.
ATF can go fuck itself rightfully after lubing it's own fisted ass since it supports CVTs.

 

[AnOminous]

Gay men like Nick Rekieta. No one else. On Earth.

Only really desperate gay men. Most gay men do not want some skinnyfat middle-aged cuck. Even gays don't have any respect for a cuck. Nobody respects a cuck. Even the most degenerate pig bottom bitch doesn't respect a cuck.

 

[Not Who You Think]

There you go. He made her pull it. (Comment on the Monty got trolled clip comment section)
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I smell weakness. He's just shown what really digs at him the most. Too bad she bent the knee instead of just throwing some edits out there. But at least this kills any possible "muh free speech"/"I don't care about clip channels" narrative.

True, Nick has tried to "own" a lot of the criticism in his own silly way, but this seems to hit different.
Seems Nick wants to bury this one.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Not really. Once he came out as an openly cucked faggot he pretty much lost his original audience. Nobody in that audience wants to watch a gay Balldo man talk about anything at all.

Prior to the Hedonism 2 and butt photos people here, including you, were still in the "Nick needs to cut back from drinking" phase. People were still on the fence if he was being ironic with the Balldo shit and he just didn't realize it was a shitty bit.

 

[Pomniman]

But why in God's name would anyone send one to their wife? You live in the same fucking house. She can see the real thing whenever she wants. She'd get to see it every night at bed time. So why the hell would you send a picture? Is she going to frame it and put it on the mantlepiece? Mount it in a locket and wear it around her neck?

From what I recall it was an attachment to an email or something where they were discussing how his insurance didn't cover a surgery he needed for his torn up dick or something along those lines, so it was closer to being medical gore than something sent for typical dick pic purposes.

Prior to the Hedonism 2 and butt photos people here, including you, were still in the "Nick needs to cut back from drinking" phase. People were still on the fence if he was being ironic with the Balldo shit and just didn't realize it was a shitty bit.

I still listen to him as background noise now and then, but the entertainment mostly comes from him being a retarded faggot who screeches at his chat rather than him being insightful or genuinely funny. It's not too different from the current iteration of the Killstream in that regard.

 

[repentance]

Clairbere DFE a few months ago after her Chudbuds fediverse instance was hacked infamously by a trojan horse Minecraft mod, leaking DM chat logs, tax returns, nudes and her husband's broke dick pics.

I did catch a few of her streams and was lurking KF at the time, but I was too much of a newfag still to understand the shared correlations between her pride-before-the-fall a-log arc and Cynthia's.

Clare liked the attention she got here, just as Cynthia does. I don't think she ever fully understood that KF is not a good place to seek validation and I don't think Cynthia totally understands that either.

 

[Strix454]

I see no real signs he's trying to attract a whole new audience

I dont really think there is an audience for the type of content he is doing. Nick isn't really "funny" in a comedy sense nor is his life interesting in any meaningful way. The "shock jock' degeneracy format has been dead for years because nothing shocks much of anyone today. He is also the wrong age to do alot of what he is trying to do.

Minus the law talk, the trails, the politics and the current events talk, there is just nothing there. Certainly nothing to fill up all those hours of streaming every week. What he does alot of the time now is just bitch about his critics or his lawsuit or his life. Its alot of angry self-pity.

Then there are his attempts at a new format:

He wanted to do dating advice for THOTs, but what he discovered when he tried was that THOTs are just stupid and their problems are not interesting to anyone (including ironically themselves). He tried his religion thing and all he could come up with is trying to find a christian rationalization for his degenerate swinging. There is no audience for that because degenerates are not christians and don't care about Christianity. That specifically includes Nick.

So realistically about all he is going to be able to do is manage his decline and gradually burn through the good will he earned from years past.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

Clare liked the attention she got here, just as Cynthia does. I don't think she ever fully understood that KF is not a good place to seek validation and I don't think Cynthia totally understands that either.

Eh, way too old (apparently) to look for "validation" on any platform. Is that projection I hear? Also, Clare was pretty fucking cool - going off her streams alone.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Another archive. Check the date.


Not legal scholars. Just gossipy women:

Spoiler: Taking the law out of the channel

AgBiochemist​

Will Hunter Biden show up to his mandated court hearing in Arkansas tomorrow over his refusal to recognize a child from a stripper he screwed?

Sally78​

Wow is it televised

AgBiochemist​

It’s family court. So probably not

Sally78​

Oh ya... Forgot about that detail

Sally78​

I get that.. do they even release audio

AgBiochemist​

I don’t know. Maybe? That would be a @RekietaLawquestion.

WHY would you audio record family court!?

EgalitarianBtch​

@RekietaLawknows the law?

X to doubt...

Laggarticus​

Better than Law Twitter, but that's not a high hurdle...

Brimstoneddd​

I wonder if Nick could point me in the direction of somebody that knows the law and could answer a question about it

Not any kind of scholar, apparently...

TheNobleWeeaboo​

Calculus can use A=B to make 2=1. So yeah math is hard.

Pretty sure copyright infringement is against TOS:

We all KNOW how stringent Nick is about that...

CGoody564​

No Prime? NO PROBLEM!!! I got the hookup fam.https://myflixer.pw/watch-movie/fast-times-at-ridgemont-high-17424.5301499Make sure to use AdBlock; VPN may need to be turned off if it doesn't work

Still-Life knows Harry Potter

basedfromMars​

Also the fuck does ravenclaw with a slytherin mentality mean?? I never read or watched that gay shit

MrStirFry99​

thats harry potter referrence. she's probably trying to say she's witty and also slutty with out sounding like a whore.

Still-Life​

It means she's considers herself to be studious but shrewd

This is the one who wonders why she cannot be in a stable relationship:

Spoiler: Drug addict is allergic to healthy relationships

basedfromMars​

Ok so we basically have been in pretty regular contact since I moved and he refuses to hang out with me ?? I have tried giving him every opportunity to just be like “yo I dont like you” but he wont. Basically he works like 12 hr days and on weekends hes always doing shit with his friends/on hunting trips. He called me and was like “I’m being weird to you now cuz I know im gonna talk to you again”

basedfromMars​

like a week ago or something I mentioned us hanging out and he was like “caroline go on a date” and I got so mad cuz what the fuck and he said something like “im not giving you what you want. You’re fucking hot” which made no sense ?

basedfromMars​	He said me coming in to town was a special occasion and now that I’m here I’m a phonecall away. Granted he’s told me for months he got out of a long relationship & doesnt want to have to answer to anyone and just be single/do his own thing but im stupid and dont listen
basedfromMars​	YEA YALL RIGHT I KNOW but wtf is wrong with my brain ?? I’ll be like “fuck him” for 2 days then wake up and be like “fighting is gay, this is so dumb”
basedfromMars​	Still a cuck tho

basedfromMars​

I dont even have daddy issues why am I like this

basedfromMars​

Hes so weird tho he wants to get my painting tattooed on him and wants me to go with ???????? But hes being a total cuck faggot ???

basedfromMars​

Im trying to figure out wtf happened in my childhood that made me be a dumbass bitch in adulthood

basedfromMars​	I was like “ok did you start hanging out with someone else but dont want to admit it?? I dont care if you did, I’d rather know than feel like im just bothering you” and he has insisted a million times that thats not the case ??????!
basedfromMars​	I need a lobotomy

aCompleteRandom​

It's so weird, based. You're aggressively attractive, aren't afraid of commitment, have videos of shooting guns, and are single. Like, 11 out of 10 of the single men in chat would chew off their own leg for the opportunity to treat you to a beer, and here you are pining after some fag who wants to use you as a beard. wtf is going on with your head?

basedfromMars​

I also dont know if the other girl thing is true cuz he had that chick stay at his house for a week & she went back to Ohio. I already checked and shes posted herself on dates with other guys since so its not her, but hes been fuckin weird to me for months

Chat gives dating spot advice:

Spoiler: EPIC tier advice

basedfromMars​

Dunno where to meet a guy tho. I hate dating appsn

Buzzion​

Home Depot

MrStirFry99​

hardware store, auto-parts store.. LOLOL

aCompleteRandom​

That's if she's into Mexicans. Sporting goods stores and gun shops better, imo.

basedfromMars​

O YEA GUNSHOPSN

aCompleteRandom​	Hell yeah, I mean, you think single dudes see some smoking hot 30 year old in the gun shop buying a new toy and think anything other than, "Holy fuck I'm so hard right now!" ??
basedfromMars​	Do guys actually think stuff like this

Why would you share this!?

Spoiler: Just... Why...

basedfromMars​

Thats crazy. I wonder how many kills my cousin has. I know him and a couple other guys killed a child but he said it was the first time he realized how little regard those people have for human life. They were at a base & a car was speeding towards them, they warned the car to stop and eventually had to shoot to get it to stop. Dad exits vehicle with now dead child, throws child into dumpster and leaves. They were running late to a wedding or something.

basedfromMars​

That’s what I remember him telling me I havent heard the story in several years so I might be forgetting some details but that was the gist. The car wouldnt stop & was coming straight for their base(?) and after many warnings they had to shoot bc they thought it was going to be an attack

basedfromMars​

OH I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN. But yea we were having a deep convo, he’s pretty open about the things he had to do. I somehow asked him if he felt guilty & he said he did but he also didn’t because they don’t have the same regard for human life that westerners do then told that story

Still-Life​

So that's why they put the kid in the trash? How was the wedding anyway? Have any pics?

basedfromMars​

Oh no he knows & I know it was wrong but they didn’t know a child was in the car until the dad pulled him out. They were protecting whereever they were and had to do what they believed they had to do.

AGAIN! With the over-sharing!

PacoTheTaco​

I haven't had sex since my wife died in September. I think it's my standards moving as I lose more weight and get more muscle.

Cynthia is better than Still-Life:

Spoiler: Congrats, Cynthia

Still-Life​	What the fuck is an OF?
Gafreggin​	Are you just playing retarded now?

MrStirFry99​	he is retarded. all the fuck does is troll and spam. he drives people away and makes chat unusable at times. I advocate blocking him and watch how chat instantly is clear and not retarded.
Still-Life​	So fuck you.
Still-Life​	Why the fuck are you so hateful?
Still-Life​	Where did I cut you, exactly?
Still-Life​	Tell me why this matters.
aCompleteRandom​	This. 95% of the scrolling time necessary to catch worthwhile posts is due to scrolling past still-life's spam. Once you block him, it's instantly easy to keep up with conversations.
Still-Life​	I know that you all see me.
aCompleteRandom​	I mean, cookie causes some scrolling too. But she's not 24/7, and she's at least mildly entertaining.
Still-Life​	This is baby shit
MrStirFry99​	we used to just ignore cynthia, hoping that our ignoring her (ignorance is ignoring) would help her. we tried to include her. Cynthia is literally more tolerable.

aCompleteRandom​	What crime was committed?
SkylerThaCreator​	Threatening to stay people and shit

SkylerThaCreator​

It is an actionable threat. Why would you have to have an expectation of interaction with a layman? Ya don't. I posted the law when he did it, §875. Interstate communications(a) Whoever transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication containing any demand or request for a ransom or reward for the release of any kidnapped person, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than twenty years

SkylerThaCreator​	(b) Whoever, with intent to extort from any person, firm, association, or corporation, any money or other thing of value, transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication containing any threat to kidnap any person or any threat to injure the person of another, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than twenty years, or both.
Still-Life​	It's a bunch of crap.
Mad_Amos​	Even if its not "actionable" its a violation of Locals TOS

SkylerThaCreator​

(c) Whoever transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication containing any threat to kidnap any person or any threat to injure the person of another, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both.

SkylerThaCreator​	(d) Whoever, with intent to extort from any person, firm, association, or corporation, any money or other thing of value, transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication containing any threat to injure the property or reputation of the addressee or of another or the reputation of a deceased person or any threat to accuse the addressee or any other person of a crime, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.
Still-Life​	You are a dumb bitch.
Still-Life​	You are a little faggot.
Still-Life​	You deserve to die.
SkylerThaCreator​	Why defend his crimes?
SkylerThaCreator​	I count 2

Still-Life​	I'll beat your faggoty french skull in with a hammer in real life in your house.
SkylerThaCreator​	you can try
Still-Life​	When?
SkylerThaCreator​	idc
Still-Life​	No send Contact Card

Still-Life​

Send me your address, so I can kill you.

God, no....

icancook​

I MAY MARRY ONE OF YOU PALE white boys...we would have fun

Marriage is a TRAP!

Spoiler: Drexel fans

There is a retarded red-pill conversation, but this excerpt tickled me

Gafreggin​	I just gave you the basic definition of marriage
TheMildOne​	Basic to you and me....but our fucking culture has made it overcomplicated.
TheMildOne​	To the point where I have a therapist telling me that "Till death do us part" isn't rationally "Till death do us part"
Gafreggin​	Well yeah it's a primitive concept that made sense for cultures back in the day. Today's society no longer needs it. Well maybe section 8 development do. Alot of cousin fucking going on there.
TheMildOne​	Nah fuck that. We need real families. It's the same argument that the 2nd Amendment is outdated.....because retards try to act like "Shall not be infringed" is confusing. Our culture ducked it up....we have to take it back.
TheMildOne​	Fucked**
Gafreggin​	To be fair till death do us part came from a time most people were luck to see their 30s.

TheMildOne​

People could live 70-80 years with their fucking oath.

NO OTHER CHOICES:

TheMildOne​

That's the tradeoff...live semi-close to a city and get raped and possibly robbed....or live so far from civilization that you have to enter an underground economy or commute, leaving you exposed to commodity prices.

 

[beautiful person]

She's making the same mistakes Clare made when she came here and it will end just as poorly.

Clairbere DFE a few months ago after her Chudbuds fediverse instance was hacked infamously by a trojan horse Minecraft mod, leaking DM chat logs, tax returns, nudes and her husband's broke dick pics.

I did catch a few of her streams and was lurking KF at the time, but I was too much of a newfag still to understand the shared correlations between her pride-before-the-fall a-log arc and Cynthia's.

Clare was blatantly trying to make herself a "character" within "the sphere". What happened to her was a direct consequence of that. But at the same time, it was so extreme and, imo, undeserved, that I feel bad for her. It helps that her attention whoring was relatively harmless and non-annoying.

With Cynthia, while she doesn't come off quite as self-important as Clare, her attention whoring and emotional outbursts are much more obnoxious. As soon as you start thinking that she might not be a complete retard, she turns around and starts lashing out at posters for completely retarded reasons. Like, "I'm gonna dox you Himedall!!" Wtf is that shit? And she hasn't faced literal hacking of her shit, instead getting a basic doxing as a result of information she put out herself. So I don't feel bad for her at all. I feel bad for her kids, but that's it. It mostly just annoys me that the Locals fags are getting a kick out of her complete inability to assimilate here.