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I would highly suspect that the Internet at the tard home is heavily monitored and possibly set up with strong firewalls (to prevent tards fighting over who gets to jerk it to Pornhub, sending money to General Akimako in Nigeria, spending thousands on Twitch thots, tarding out on Twitter, doxing themselves or others, breaking terms of release).

I doubt Chris knows he's been posted anywhere, but I wouldn't be surprised if the wranglers know. Telling Chris to tuck his medallion under his shirt seems like a wrangler move, especially considering he's extremely averse to jewelry actually touching his skin.

Having his hair properly dyed for once could be the result of some kind of on-site beauty salon like you get in old folks' homes, or a volunteer stylist/beauty student who comes round to give all the residents a hair treatment. Staff at the home are tasked with helping with "daily care" so it's also possible that one of the employees helped him do it. Although, considering he apparently smells like shit, they'd be better off helping him get his greasy ass in the shower.

Fiwi Karmer 69420 said:
On that, what if this is his idea of a "disguise" to trick da trolls?
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He is disguising nothing. The people who say they couldn't recognize him are as faceblind as he is.
 
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Polexia Aphrodisia said:
. Although, considering he apparently smells like shit, they'd be better off helping him get his greasy ass in the shower.
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It's not the lack of bathing, it's that he regularly shits himself, still as a 40 year old man. He admitted he still does it regularly and more frequently not long ago and it's why he wears female hygiene pads, because diapers are for babies, shitting your pants into a maxipad is the adult thing to do.
 
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I think this really is Chris and he's living under supervision with limited/supervised access to electronics. It's clear by the J. Christ signature that he'd be just as crazy and online as we expect if he had access.

It would be fun if he used one of these store trips he's apparently allowed to take to try to log into a computer somewhere and post an update to his Twitter or something and gets himself in trouble
 
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Redditor saw him playing MTG today
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Jobama said:
The bright teal hair just looks white from a distance and makes him look even older.
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I thought the same thing. I'm about exactly the same age as him and was like "Fuck I look great since the bar has dropped so low thanks to Ralph and Chris".

Too married to know, but I wonder how easy it is for the dudes in their 20's and 30's to get laid by TRUE and HONEST women, since between the troon and the soy and the NEET, there might be a numerical advantage for them.

I experienced such a thing in a major southern metropolis in 2003-2004 before, and wasted most all of it because I assumed they were trying to honeypot the carpetbagger. I was NOT used to being treated like Mr. Thundercock simply because I wasn't fat, had a job, and took showers daily.
 
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Chris now passes as a woman, unfortunately it's a fat 75 year old woman. He looks like one of my aunts who is going senile.

I don't know that much about Magic: The Gathering, but I guess there are a bunch of starter bundles and pre-made decks for pretty reasonable prices. I thought it would be out of Chris's price range with the small amount of money he is likely allowed. I know it can get expensive, but it seems you can spend as much or as little as you want.
 
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Redditor saw him playing MTG today
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The fuck? He looks like a slightly less obese version of luda mae from the 2003 texas chainsaw massacre movie

Hopkinsville Goblin said:
Chris now passes as a woman, unfortunately it's a fat 75 year old woman. He looks like one of my aunts who is going senile.
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Perhaps when he fucked barb he absorbed some of her essence and started to become her. Its an unsettling thought. I guess thats what happened when he was forced to go without his holy sonichu amulet to protect him from such things in jail
 
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
I don't know that much about Magic: The Gathering, but I guess there are a bunch of starter bundles and pre-made decks for pretty reasonable prices. I thought it would be out of Chris's price range with the small amount of money he is likely allowed. I know it can get expensive, but it seems you can spend as much or as little as you want.
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Chris picking up MtG and getting obsessed with it might be a win for us folks. Chris getting heavily absorbed in it, it gives him more reason to go out and play with other tards, and from past experience he will likely spend a ton of money on it. And what does Chris do when he runs into money problems? Log into his twitter and moan about it.
 
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
I don't know that much about Magic: The Gathering, but I guess there are a bunch of starter bundles and pre-made decks for pretty reasonable prices. I thought it would be out of Chris's price range with the small amount of money he is likely allowed. I know it can get expensive, but it seems you can spend as much or as little as you want.
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In the group home he will not be allowed to have many belongings. They usually only get a very tiny area/shelf for knick-knacks/toys and maybe a small container under his bed or a drawer for other personal luxuries. So a small deck of cards would be one of the few things he could have and play with other people. It's also possible that the place he's playing has shitty loaner decks that people can rent/use just so they can play.
 
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