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That woman looks absolutely thrilled to be standing behind Chris.
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I'm going to judge from that bulge (lol) in his front right pocket that he has some sort of mobile phone. Looks to be about the size of a dumb phone rather than smartphone though.
we wonder why chris hasnt posted on social media yet right?
what if he simply forgot the password?
like 2 years in the whole away from his electronics, its likely he just forgot all that shit.
though wouldnt they have given him his phone back once he got out of jail?
 
Oh that's cool, they're wearing a hat in this one so you can't see their very obviously different hairlines like in the other ones. But even though they look nothing alike, they're dressed stereotypically and he signed his name like Chris might, so obviously this is Chris.

Does Chris even wear hats? The only picture I can ever recall of him wearing a baseball cap was in that old picture of the Ash cosplay, but I'm no expert christorian.

we wonder why chris hasnt posted on social media yet right?
what if he simply forgot the password?
like 2 years in the whole away from his electronics, its likely he just forgot all that shit.
though wouldnt they have given him his phone back once he got out of jail?
That's possible, or it could be because the people pretending to be Chris don't have access to his online accounts, and he's still under strict supervision somewhere, and all this is retarded hoax shit.
 
Chris was not wearing his medallion. Maybe something happened to it at the group home and he lacks the art supplies to recreate it, or the mental health folks convinced him not to wear it in public. Leaving it at the group home could be a condition of letting him go shopping. Perhaps leaving it off means he does not have to be true and honest while shopping, so maybe he shoplifted something.
Does Chris even wear hats? The only picture I can ever recall of him wearing a baseball cap was in that old picture of the Ash cosplay, but I'm no expert christorian.
Chris has been seen wearing hats prior to his arrest, including wearing them to conventions.
 

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Looks like Chris has been spotted two days ago in a hippy store. Now featuring dyed hair and confirmation of the continued belief that they are in fact Jesus Christ:

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Goddammit it Chris, I legit have to ask why the fuck is Gateway allowing him to do this bullshit? Like I get they will never try to convince him to drop the troonery cause that would be seen as "conversion therapy." But are you seriously telling me the system is just going to let him sign things under the name Jesus sonichu Hedgehog cpu goddess blue heart?"


Edit: just read up this incident on the cwcki, apparently two years in jail have done nothing to Chris's love for new age magic crap mumbo jumbo. He was buying a new set of magical healing crystals and stones and they're letting him dye his hair cotton candy blue? I miss when people like Chris where zapped in the skull and treated with an ice pick up the nose to end that kind of thinking.
 
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Goddammit it Chris, I legit have to ask why the fuck is Gateway allowing him to do this bullshit? Like I get they will never try to convince him to drop the troonery cause that would be seen as "conversion therapy." But are you seriously telling me the system is just going to let him sign things under the name Jesus sonichu Hedgehog cpu goddess blue heart?"
Just declare yourself a troon, you can now get away with anything. God I fucking hate troons.
 
Hide your moms and grandmas and great-grandmas. The Ruckersville Granny Rapist is on the prowl again!


I love how Chris called it a "BDSM" chair.

It's like him calling the construction equipment a "Shovel Mech." Chris' references are always either children's cartoons or hardcore porn, the only two forms of media that his "Honor Roll" brain can comprehend.

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HONOR ROLL, MY ASS!
Chris was not wearing his medallion. Maybe something happened to it at the group home and he lacks the art supplies to recreate it, or the mental health folks convinced him not to wear it in public. Leaving it at the group home could be a condition of letting him go shopping. Perhaps leaving it off means he does not have to be true and honest while shopping, so maybe he shoplifted something.

Chris has been seen wearing hats prior to his arrest, including wearing them to conventions.
That third one makes me want to shout "Ану, чики брики ив дамке!"

I'm a long time Stalker fan but that Cherokean Chant video makes me say "dude what the hell" out loud.
 
Possibly he forgot the passwords, or he was told not to use the net until at least his court case.

As to the absent medallion, no idea. But imagine if he geta back to drawing Sonichu, the New Tardtement because he is just bored without video games and streaming account.

I imagine tard homes have a communal tv which in't set up to air mlp/sanic 24/7.
 
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LMAO, no wonder Chris went to Earthbound, they sell tons of crystal nonsense including ones that are basically stim toys you're meant to keep in your hand and rub.

My friend who worked at that mall knew a woman who worked at that store! According to that woman, the manager has a policy to not kick out the various tards who come in, even if they start harassing the employees. So we can expect Chris to become a regular at that store if it's the same manager (and I hope it is, she was apparently a major cunt and is the kind of person deserving of putting up with Chris's bullshit).

OP of the reddit thread is a transman too so I wonder if Chris sees them as a potential new heartsweet.

Just another reason to avoid that mall, it's already dogshit
 
What if, in his absence, the only takeaway Chris got from his treatment is "internet bad"? So he went out a few times and got posted to the "bad internet" so he is doing the ball cap/no medallion thing to try to limit being posted? We all know he's retarded so he could be persuaded in this direction. (Or any direction really. He fucked his own mom). I'm not saying it's him, or not suspicious, but it could just be his thinking switched from black to white on this topic.
 
What if, in his absence, the only takeaway Chris got from his treatment is "internet bad"? So he went out a few times and got posted to the "bad internet" so he is doing the ball cap/no medallion thing to try to limit being posted? We all know he's retarded so he could be persuaded in this direction. (Or any direction really. He fucked his own mom). I'm not saying it's him, or not suspicious, but it could just be his thinking switched from black to white on this topic.
On that, what if this is his idea of a "disguise" to trick da trolls? But the only reason he signed his real totally legal name is because a receipt to Chris is a legal document that he can't lie on? Just throwing stuff against the wall here
 
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