Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Maude Snew]

This is getting gayer than wrestling only the dumbshit drama storyline isn't being delivered by the shirtless men who are the focus but by orbiters. The real question that presents itself is where do people keep getting the idea that it's a show about legal commentary.

Don't know, too big a mystery for me.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

Cynthia, nobody's interested in your providing documentation on Elissa's income levels or the double wide trailer she occupies. What people are saying is that you need to separate opinion from statements of fact, and where you do provide statements of fact, you need to provide documentation before they'll be taken seriously.

That doesn't just apply to you -- it applies to anyone who posts here. But as far as I can tell, your only secure credentials here are related to your ability to stir up drama that doesn't actually concern you, and insert yourself into the middle of it.

The fastest and easiest way to change reputation is that is when you do post factual claims, just link to the archived documentation. And try and remember -- we're not here to participate in your jihad against Rekieta -- we're only here to point and laugh at the lolcows. How 'mainstream' or otherwise we might be is utterly immaterial. If you've got the evidence, then post it. If you don't, then maybe STFU and lurk more.

Edit: Ah. @Spaded Dave beat me to it -- and was nicer about it.

Sweets, this platform's regular jihad is WAY more vitriolic than mine has ever been.

I don't happen to think Nick's ever engaged in swinging - that's alleged daily here without receipts, nor does anyone demand them. Nor is it stated for humor atp. It's all just boring wallpaper Kiwi-blather assumptions.

Ditto for Kayla wanting a divorce. Ditto for Kayla being bi-sexual. Ditto for Nick being some version of gay or bi. Ditto for their church kicking them out. Ditto for some homeschooling family leaving the co-op due to his antics.

As for facts about his fandom - I've always provided receipts.

I don't need to be educated by you. I watch the speculation, rumors, and vitriol fly here - without any receipts, nor are they demanded - on the daily. About all sorts of things - even away from Rekieta.

The facts: Elissa has always tried to play both sides and it's getting more and more difficult for her.

There's more that goes into these but I'll give you the gist of each.


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Perhaps we just assume any self-respecting woman would want a divorce in this situation and are giving her too much credit?

"Lady Rackets would ABSOLUTELY FAWN over Mandy"

*literally drinks a viscous white fluid shirtless with a redneck faggot on stream*

That speculation was fueled by their sudden lack of conversation about church as well as attendance of said church.

That speculation was fueled by the sudden lack of conversation about the homeschooling/co-op activities.

Well you certainly need to be educated by someone because you're pretty fucking retarded. I'm going to sign off on that prescription for "Lurk Moar" and you can have it filled at any pharmacy without free WiFi.

Keep gatekeeping uselessly, Dave. None of those are real receipts, and you know it.

Faran's is compelling, for sure. (And, gee, it was Nova who released his and Faran's private DMs - the person Elissa is releasing her vids to. AMAZING, huh?)

My receipts on Elissa? Conclusive - and worse than what I've said here. I'm just not about infighting among those on the same side. And, unlike Nova, I'd rather not release private texts on someone doing good work despite this (hopefully) hiccup.

And wouldn't you know it, just by chance when its made public CGoody just happens to show in the new comments to take a victory lap.

Ding ding ding.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Yeaaaaah, okay. None of that makes sense. Elissa is the only one who could delete all comments. In all my years on YT - with scores of creators having issues with YT - I've never heard of all of a vid's comments being magically deleted.

It seems like there's some reports that privating a video can result in the comments disappearing, but they may or may not reappear on their own.

Of course, the comments could be wiped deliberately, but I'm not sure the incentive why. The only comment that to me that Nick would want to have deleted would by Mandy's but that I'm pretty sure that was screenshotted and posted here by somebody beforehand.

If the broader problem is that Nick is butthurt about the comments on the videos in general on her channel, I don't see a solution that isn't disabling comments entirely. That's just her audience at this point. Same way that if you go through the comments of someone who clips DSP, they're probably not going to be that favorable. Nick needs to get used to it.

I went back and looked at the archived original video. It was clearly edited at the same two timestamps. If you look at Nick's original video, you can see why those edits were done.

Do you mind specifying what he was saying and why you think they were cut out? I salute you for powering through it, but sitting with a stopwatch and listening to this drunkard who is struggling to read the words on his screen lust over his fans and guests is a step too far for me.

I listened to it without checking timestamps and didn't really find anything that changes the context of the original clip, but perhaps she could do a better job of indicating when a skip has occurred.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

I don't need to be educated by you. I watch the speculation, rumors, and vitriol fly here - without any receipts, nor are they demanded - on the daily. About all sorts of things - even away from Rekieta.

That's the thing, it's speculation. We make guesses based off the evidence presented. When there's a new drop of evidence, the gossip and speculation gets renewed and so the cycle continues. Evidence based posts are conveyed as evidence in the manner Heimdall and others do.

 

[AnOminous]

That's the thing, it's speculation. We make guesses based off the evidence presented. When there's a new drop of evidence, the gossip and speculation gets renewed and so the cycle continues. Evidence based posts are conveyed as evidence in the manner Heimdall and others do.

I think it's a pretty likely speculation that if you go to a swinger's resort that advertises itself as a swinger's resort, is described as a swinger's resort in its Wikipedia article, and has been mentioned in many sitcoms as a notorious swinger's resort, after admitting your wife wants to swing, that you went there to swing. If not, why would you go to a resort that has little to recommend it except swinging and nonstop orgies?

 

[Car Won't Crank]

I think it's a pretty likely speculation that if you go to a swinger's resort that advertises itself as a swinger's resort, is described as a swinger's resort in its Wikipedia article, and has been mentioned in many sitcoms as a notorious swinger's resort, after admitting your wife wants to swing, that you went there to swing. If not, why would you go to a resort that has little to recommend it except swinging and nonstop orgies?

That's not the only evidence that suggests Nick is into swinging either. We have those texts between Faran and Divinity and Nick's attendance at the gay nightclub in the twin cities. I don't know how @Cynthia Behave can claim this:

I don't happen to think Nick's ever engaged in swinging - that's alleged daily here without receipts, nor does anyone demand them. Nor is it stated for humor atp. It's all just boring wallpaper Kiwi-blather assumptions.

Compounded with the countless hours of coom streaming to the locals harem, logically such a claim makes no sense.

 

[AnOminous]

We have those texts between Faran and Divinity and Nick's attendance at the gay nightclub in the twin cities.

And as for the gay bar, generally people go to gay bars to do gay shit. That's what they're for. And it's not quite publicly taking it up the ass from a conga line of dudes, but having an underwear party at a gay bar for your birthday is pretty gay just by itself.

 

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Sweets, this platform's regular jihad is WAY more vitriolic than mine has ever been.

Laughing and talking shit ≠ a jihad. (And yes I know there are posts that are long and autistic that may not be overtly funny, but they add to the overall tapestry of hilarity.)

However I'd be surprised if you weren't trying to fuck with Nick's life behind the scenes considering how obsessed you are with this shit, and your past support for such actions.

post1 (onion1)

Jihad is the perfect word for your vendetta. You even call any critical coverage of Nick "the work"/"the good work" like some kind of religious fanatic.



post2 (onion2) / post3 (onion3)

It's clear you only come here to try and spread/gather any information you think will hurt Nick. With no thought spared on how funny this all is.

Lady you're obsessed, you need to relax already.

 

[Skint]

I don't need to be educated by you. I watch the speculation, rumors, and vitriol fly here - without any receipts, nor are they demanded - on the daily. About all sorts of things - even away from Rekieta.

Nobody needs a receipt to call this faggot a faggot. Nicky has a great OP thanks to @mindlessobserver, and after a quick read and a bit of skimming through the latest highlights, anyone can post their take on him, even if they are absolutely outlandish.

You're dangling your little receipts like pieces of meat in front of a starving animal.
Don't act all surprised when the moment you're doing this gay "Tee-hee, I have dirt but won't post it until you say 'pretty please, Queen Cynthia'. Even then, I might just tease you a bit more before I do!~" shtick, you end up getting shit for it. Don't post your facts if you're withholding evidence in the same sentence. Teasing retards are dime-a-dozen in here, and they're always ridiculed for it.

I get that you have your personal vendetta against him, and that you're showing clear favoritism towards one of the sides, but please, just stop being so fucking gay about it.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

That's the thing, it's speculation. We make guesses based off the evidence presented. When there's a new drop of evidence, the gossip and speculation gets renewed and so the cycle continues. Evidence based posts are conveyed as evidence in the manner Heimdall and others do.

Lol - okay, define "evidence"? I assume that means receipts in 'Kiwi-brain'. There are literally no receipts or evidence for the long list I presented re Nick which is generally considered facts here, not speculation - and that's RIDICULOUS.

Nick lusting after wine moms and pole girls on Locals is not the equivalent to swinging. Nick's actually correct about Hedonism II. I know 2 couples who have gone with no intention of swinging; they wanted to party, no kids, and a naked beach. They didn't swing. I know the wives very well.

So, is "proof" Kiwi's goal for any allegation? You sure? Nah.

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu logging of Locals is clearly receipts, as are my screenshots. As are many things @Balldo's Gate has figured out (often through historical searching). As are most of the doxing that happens - some better than others.

Is it laughter that's the goal? When's the last time you really laughed out loud here? The best comedy is provided by Locals subs as reported by Himedall.

Meanwhile, there is a TON of gatekeeping going on. I'm not going to be goaded into exposing Elissa any more than I have, or any more than I would with, say, RachelTheRiveter on Locals (I know every detail). Neither are bad people. They're just being a bit retarded at this juncture. And both are smarter than engaging in Nick's retardation.

Finally, it's hilarious that anyone would think I would/should care about my Kiwi "reputation". Jesus, do people actually aspire to such things? It's fuckin' Kiwi.

I care about airing facts and this seems to be the best place to do so. Most people here are FAR more intelligent than any other platform.

I get that you have your personal vendetta against him, and that you're showing clear favoritism towards one of the sides, but please, just stop being so fucking gay about it.

Ah, more gatekeeping. Please, PLEASE, TEACH ME HOW TO NOT BE GAY. Also, who are you? Have you ever added to the conversation here with either laughter or receipts?
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[Spaded Dave]

I'm not going to be goaded into exposing Elissa any more than I have

Nobody gives a fuck about Elissa, we just think it's retarded to tease receipts but not post them constantly. Speaking of receipts, I don't think we need a video of Nick getting buttfucked by another man to speculate on swinging/homosexuality.

(I know every detail)

God you're such a massive faggot. Nobody caaaaarres. Nobody ever cares.

Finally, it's hilarious that anyone would think I would/should care about my Kiwi "reputation".

You're the only one who brings up "rep" you colossal retard.

Can we get a Locals style block button for this elderly sperg?

 

[beautiful person]

*self-important whining*

Ok, but have you considered not being a stupid cunt?

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Lol - okay, define "evidence"? I assume that means receipts in 'Kiwi-brain'. There are literally no receipts or evidence for the long list I presented re Nick which is generally considered facts here, not speculation - and that's RIDICULOUS.

I thought I defined them. Here's the evidence that suggests with high confidence that Nick is a swinger and most of all a giant faggot. Keep in mind we already talked about the big elephant that is his Hedonism 2 swinger resort vacation of which there's concrete evidence from the pictures Nick shared and his hotel room autismo triangulation.

Gay 90s allegations

I would like to celebrate this thread breaching 1,000 pages by posing a question:

DID NICK CELEBRATE HIS BIRTHDAY AT A GAY BAR UNDERWEAR PARTY?

THE BACKGROUND

A quick summary for those who may have missed it: this past Thursday (December 15) Nick announced that he was going with his wife to an underwear party to celebrate his birthday.

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The three salient points from Nick's statements:

1) Nick and Lady Rackets were going to an underwear party this past Saturday at a bar somewhere in the Twin Cities area.
2) They also planned to go to the same bar on Friday night for karaoke.
3) Lady Rackets had unspecified surprises for Nick throughout both nights.

Later in the stream a drunken Nick brings up his birthday plans again before initiating another attack on "anti-fun" people on the Internet, and ends up dropping an anti-gay slur so suddenly that Dick Masterson literally recoils to avoid being seen to be nodding in agreement with Nick:

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But did Nick's big birthday trip consist of going to the same gay bar two nights in a row?

THE INVESTIGATION

Nick laughed when he first said he was going to an underwear bar. That suggested to me there may be something he wasn't telling us. Nick wanted the Locals degens to know he and his wife were going out on the town wearing only their underwear, but what was he hiding? Was it Hedonism II all over again?

To try and identify the establishment Nick went to this past weekend, I wanted to find a bar that was in the Twin Cities, that held a karaoke night on Friday, and an underwear party on Saturday. The first thing I noticed: the bars that I was able to find in Minneapolis or Saint Paul that advertised an underwear night seemed to be gay bars, but most held such nights infrequently, at most once a month. Time to look further.

I quickly narrowed in on the very first result for "Minneapolis Underwear Party".

It's an establishment called Gay 90s which advertises itself as "the epicenter of gay nightlife in downtown Minneapolis". On December 17 they advertised their "Exposed Underwear Party" that night, which invited patrons to "CHECK YOUR MODESTY & CLOTHES AT THE DOOR":


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...And on December 16, they advertised karaoke:


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Their social media presence reveals that they have six separate bars and three dance floors, allowing them to hold multiple events in the same night. It should be qualified that it seems to also welcome a significant, perhaps even majority, presence of straight clientele, with one recent 1-star review on TripAdvisor stating "it's a place where straight women and questioning men go to dance and watch drag shows":



THE SMOKING GUN?

The timing of the events provide decent circumstantial evidence as it is, but I wouldn't post it without something more.

Last night I buckled down to try and see if I could find anything else on social media. I checked the bar's Instagram account for stories and I found nothing, so I went to Snapchat.

For those unaware, Snapchat users can choose to link their current location when they post Snapchat stories. If they also choose make their account public, anyone can view their posts on a section of the Snapchat website called Snap Maps. I decided to click through today and see what I could find over the last two days.

It turns out someone appears to have posted a video of Karaoke night. Turn your volume up all the way, ignore the person singing and pay close attention to the people yelling over her, whose voices get more clear around 0:20:

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Sorry for the low quality screen recording, by the time I was helped out with how to download the videos directly they aged out of the algorithm.

To conclude...

DID NICK CELEBRATE HIS BIRTHDAY AT A GAY BAR'S UNDERWEAR PARTY?

I don't know. The voice appears to sound like him. The timing of the events held at the club fits with what he said on his Thursday stream. But I don't have any definitive confirmation.

I also don't care if he went. Nick can do what he wants. I'm not a social conservative. I have literally no moral problem at all with him going to a gay bar.

If it happened, the problem for me would be the hypocrisy where Nick directs anti-gay slurs at people making fun of him the night before he goes to a gay bar for the first of two nights in a row,.

Not to mention the stupidity that he didn't think people would look up underwear bars and check out the very top result, this literally took me 30 seconds to find. The Snap Maps thing took another 10 minutes.

Swinging ft Divinity and Faran

Yes, blatantly saying that Nick admitted to you that he and his wife want to swing was taken out of context.

I'm insulted she thinks we're this stupid.

Here's the DMs for a refresher:
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Here's some more comments from Rekieta with my quick transcription, there could be errors. I will maybe try to clip the comments at some point in the future, or maybe someone else can try.

More comments from Rekieta:

"Divinity released the Faran DMs probably because Divinity was upset with Faran, and not even considering me or Lady Rackets or how that might effect us. That's my guess. [...] I think Faran misunderstood some things in our conversation, that's what she said, I think that's very true."

Later, in a response to a super chat saying Divinity should apologize:

"I don't demand apologies from anybody or anything like that. It is what it is, man. Someone misunderstood something and somebody posted that misunderstanding, you can't undo what happens on the Internet, you just can't. All you can do is on occasion when you think it's important enough you can address it, or you can ignore it. Today I thought it merited addressing, due to the nature of how it came out and, I've been trying to avoid legitimately addressing this shit, because people are allowed to have opinions, they're allowed to draw speculation, they're allowed to gossip."

Divinity sends a $300 Rumble Rant to Rekieta apologizing for releasing the DM:
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[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Can we get a Locals style block button for this elderly sperg?

Xenforo may be made by Bri'ish cucks, but it outperforms Locals again.

Also, Cynthia is a retard. And Nick Rekieta is a closeted homosexual.

 

[Maude Snew]

publicly taking it up the ass from a conga line of dudes

That's probably why he's so butthurt these days.

 

[Chibitzen]

This is getting gayer than wrestling only the dumbshit drama storyline isn't being delivered by the shirtless men who are the focus but by orbiters. The real question that presents itself is where do people keep getting the idea that it's a show about legal commentary.

And to be fair, we did need a fair bit of decompressing after the shitshow that was the end of that stream where the Mandy comments were made. I will assert nothing was missed clarity wise, but Elissa's take has certainly done a generous trim job on Nick's condition.

In the trimmed clip, it looked like a single train of thought and that his thoughts were largely fixated towards Mandy. It left the impression it was a momentary but singular slip in judgement.

In the actual stream however Nick is a very horny drunk. If it had not been a live stream, I'm sure other subjects of sexual variety would have come up long before that point. It's a very sad and degrading state of Nick. A point that was hilarious to me was when he mentioned not being able to read the screen due to his state of drunkenness and was going to end the stream shortly. His panel were like oh no put it up on the screen, we'll read things for you... what a wonderful group of "friends" he's found...

Elissa's version did two things:

1) It protected the audience from having to endure the cringe that was Nick's drunken state..
2) It protected Nick from having the full parody of what he used to be potentially being widely distributed...

He said he would assault Mandy (I forget exact phrasing and I'm not rewatching) for a superchat she wrote, but imagine if any of the Amber Heard crazies got ahold of such a clip and managed to make it viral on social media, for example. Add on the context of what he said to the tube top girl and Mandy when he has a wife and it could be a problem for his streaming career.

 

[feral cat #6385]

And as for the gay bar, generally people go to gay bars to do gay shit. That's what they're for. And it's not quite publicly taking it up the ass from a conga line of dudes, but having an underwear party at a gay bar for your birthday is pretty gay just by itself.

There needs to be an edit of this song with Nick Rekieta.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

You're the only one who brings up "rep" you colossal retard.

When? Ever? Receipts please. Someone upthread referenced it which I found hilarious.

If I have ANY reputation, it's not giving any fucks what online culty gatekeeping people have to say - particularly those who have never added anything to a conversation (with either evidence or laughter), DAVE.

 

[Skint]

If I have ANY reputation, it's not giving any fucks what online culty gatekeeping people have to say

Yes, you're very clearly unbothered by everyone shitting on you. A gift that keeps on giving.

 

[beautiful person]

I'll just say it: I don't think the "information" Cynthia brings is worth the bullshit. I don't think it's ever been worth it. Even if Cynthia pounding her chest like a retard around here is sometimes amusing.