Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

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He has a fetish for telling dirty stories as if they happened to him. That's the only explanation. He's that kid we all knew in junior high who would always come to the lunch table and say "So I was fucking this chick..." and we would just have to play along because we'd get in trouble if we were to adminster the beating he so richly deserved.
 
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Norman B. Normal said:
He has a fetish for telling dirty stories as if they happened to him. That's the only explanation. He's that kid we all knew in junior high who would always come to the lunch table and say "So I was fucking this chick..." and we would just have to play along because we'd get in trouble if we were to adminster the beating he so richly deserved.
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Hopefully he washes the sauce off his fingers the next time.

BTW
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Norman B. Normal said:
He has a fetish for telling dirty stories as if they happened to him. That's the only explanation. He's that kid we all knew in junior high who would always come to the lunch table and say "So I was fucking this chick..." and we would just have to play along because we'd get in trouble if we were to adminster the beating he so richly deserved.
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I completely agree, but I think there's more to it than that. I think he's getting off on sharing his fantasies online while pretending he's actually done any of it. It's not just him wanting to look cool and experienced, I think he's trying to live out his fantasy life online and we're all going to be a part of it.
 
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Mine is the Fury said:
I completely agree, but I think there's more to it than that. I think he's getting off on sharing his fantasies online while pretending he's actually done any of it. It's not just him wanting to look cool and experienced, I think he's trying to live out his fantasy life online and we're all going to be a part of it.
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He’s worked his way into a group that means people can’t call bullshit on him. Because what can they say? We can point out the many reasons he’s unattractive, but can troon Twitter and allies? They can’t point out that he’s fat and ugly because fatphobia. They can’t point out that he’s a pornsick man, because transphobia. And they can’t point out that he’s a fucking loser failure, because who isn’t in that community?
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
He’s worked his way into a group that means people can’t call bullshit on him. Because what can they say? We can point out the many reasons he’s unattractive, but can troon Twitter and allies? They can’t point out that he’s fat and ugly because fatphobia. They can’t point out that he’s a pornsick man, because transphobia. And they can’t point out that he’s a fucking loser failure, because who isn’t in that community?
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They also can't call him a liar, because almost all of them are liars.
 
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And here is the core at the heart of Self-ID as a movement. Liars can say anything in them and can't be contradicted. So liars flock to these groups like flies on shit. Soon everyone is a liar and pointing this out even once might send the whole thing crashing down at once so no one does it. Uncomfortable but zealously enforced pacts of silence soon reign.

What a miserable existence. But not for Slug! No, because as many of you have correctly surmised, Slug gets off on this. And its weird mask-slipping outliers like him that makes the whole charade so funny when you are looking at it from the outside.
 
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Mine is the Fury said:
I completely agree, but I think there's more to it than that. I think he's getting off on sharing his fantasies online while pretending he's actually done any of it. It's not just him wanting to look cool and experienced, I think he's trying to live out his fantasy life online and we're all going to be a part of it.
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Yeah, I think that's the case with a lot of lolcows. Virgo Rouge in Beauty Salon, for instance, makes endless videos about rock stars obsessively pursuing her and about being persecuted for her unrivaled talent and beauty. She's 58, living in her car, keeps her head greased because her hair's been falling out for years, yet wealthy, successful musicians can't get enough of her. She gets mad at them for not sending her money.

I think she imagines her estranged family and countless others watching the videos and that transforms what she says into reality. Granted, Sean's a liar (so is Virgo), but they both like hearing themselves say what they wish was true and seem to think they're believed. For Virgo Rouge, unbelievers do believe but are jealous of her and therefore try to undercut the image she wants to create.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
He thirstposts like someone who’s never actually met a woman before. I find it amazing that he’s not a virgin, he writes like one.

I do sympathise with victims of abuse. It’s hard to get rid of abusers when they’ve got their hooks into you. I have no doubt that Sean knows exactly how to play on her weaknesses. Really, she should have cut him off completely, cold turkey, no explanation, no apology.
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I believe he is a case of fiction over facts, ergo... He has gotten laid, but so infrequently and so unsatisfyingly that his headcanon beats IRL every.single.time.

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it doesn't matter what they call it, it's bean returning to victimhood and a life under sean's direct control -- except now he's too fat to move, so his dutiful handmaiden will have additional duties inc. wiping him down like he's a veal cow. it's well established that sean doesn't clean his living space, or himself (in fact, doesn't do anything)

we've speculated sean actually getting a job was a condition of their reunion; it does seem to have triggered tHe BeAn's hellish return to slavery.
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I feel sorry for Bean. Being manipulated by a fat slug who we all know is going to fuck their job off as soon as humanly possible and just slime through doors wailing about me so horny me so hungy halp me care for me. And Bean is so beaten down and probably mentally ill and depressed that she feels it's the only love they're gonna get.

Sean however can go die in a tyre fire. It'd smell better than him
 
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Need4Sneed said:
I took a quick view of Sean's Twitter. He appears to have a new kitten.

Claims to have period symptoms....again.

Posted a TikTok of the kitten featuring his truly horrific toe nails. They are much worse than the last time.

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Imagine knowing your feet look like that and uploading a video with them in it anyway.

Truly, Slug gets off on being repulsive. Because dumb as Slug can be, this has to be intentional at this point.
 
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Enjoy Sean's feet:


I checked his linkedin to see if he's updated it with that job he supposedly has but I think maybe he's forgotten he even has the account, his last employer is showing its pride though:
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Meet Sapphixy
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https://twitter.com/sapphixy/status/913840374736654336 (http://archive.li/i5E3R)

Sapphixy is a Twitter user who has shown up in other rat kingers' past posts such as in Jake Alley's and David S. Gallant's. What they are most notorious for, is their vigorous defense of Benjanun Sriduangkaew, one of the few people on this forum with a body count.

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Y'know, I've always thought this guy looks like the Stone Toads from Metroid Prime.

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In the game, they're these approximately man-sized alien toad like creatures made out of rock. They stay motionless until prey comes nearby and then they try to slurp you up. When I was a kid playing the game and I passed by them, when they moved it always made me jump.

I kinda imagine that's what it'd be like to turn a corner IRL and run into this dude. Like he's just sitting there motionless like a wax sculpture, but then a fly lands on his eyeball and he tongue whips it and eats it.

Yeah...
 
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