Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dean Pentel]

Damn, I ignore the Balldoverse for a month and I come back to 70 odd pages and fucking meltdowns in the thread.
Catching up is quite a read.

Nigga, I thought we agreed you were gonna tard wrangle @Cynthia Behave by pretending you didn't think she was fucking insufferable and you might actually hit that ancient shit. At a minimum you'd make sure she took her meds.

You had one fucking job, mate...

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Also, if Mandy is trying to protect her image, one wonders how she really sees herself in all of this given her actions and the nature of her association with Nick (and who Nick has proven himself to be).

I may have the answer you seek in a comment I saw. I have a obtained an archive of the comments courtesy of Elissa's assistance and I am working through them... However the source is questionable and it may be a gayop. Double post (probably) coming soon, sorry.

Unless we're suggesting she should take the extra cash to upgrade to an iPad Pro. I was under the impression this site was not for conducting (encouraging, being involved in, whatever) external affairs.

I don't want to do what Elissa does. Because I feel if I did, I would end up with a balldo shaped tumor inside my head, and the doctor would tell me it would be inoperable.

I haven't really looked into it deeply, but "we fired you and now we're suing you to keep you from being allowed to have a job" is not exactly a compelling argument in most cases.

Pretty sure non-competes aren't recognized in some states. I think the bigger issue is like buying a 1 man company, you're buying his clients. I think regardless when James left those donors would follow, but PV is salty about that because they consider that "poaching".

Kinda like if Tucker leaves fox, fox sues his new network because literally anyone right of Mao went and watched whatever network that was instead.

 

[Spaded Dave]

I've discovered the reason Nick hasn't been as active lately. He's working on his first feature film.

Spoiler: Cooming Soon

 

[Procrastinhater]

Damn, I ignore the Balldoverse for a month and I come back to 70 odd pages and fucking meltdowns in the thread.
Catching up is quite a read.

Nigga, I thought we agreed you were gonna tard wrangle @Cynthia Behave by pretending you didn't think she was fucking insufferable and you might actually hit that ancient shit. At a minimum you'd make sure she took her meds.

You had one fucking job, mate...

Mea Culpa.
My ex wife may have had BPD, but I'm not sure I'm qualified to deal with whatevers gone on here in the past couple of weeks,

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Okay.... Aftermaking this shit readable (see below file). I want to note a few things.

1) There appears to be some comments not being shown that may have been deleted. I recall Mandy posting more than what's in here and saying something not as a reply... Some "hidden comments" are shown in the txt.

2) There is someone who is possibly Mandy herself. I do not have any real evidence aside from it them talking in first person. Here is there youtube profile (archive).

3) My apologizes if spoilers or formatting is wack. I am on limited internet.

Usernames and IDs' of note:

Spoiler

Mandy Karevicius	UC9koabaTIjOolRNGNXy9cFw
Cynthia	UC8eryYvDT4kdBkbEFmUMpng
Twitter Is Cancer	UCDLF-eQOKyhhXk9OUf867Lw
A JobDunWell	UCg_w91ZendeYEEyNmOSi3lQ
VGotM	UCoCxBSkxKvleOvXG3P4xmVQ
Lemon Party	UCa_muDy5dXhKaT_182aT4iw
Cuckieta lol	UCORpqjrDamc8q2OFiX84Y5g

Pretty sure Cynthia is our clout-seeking wine mom from bermuda, TIC is the banned EVS/Nick hater.
No confirmation about Mandy other than herself.
Cuckieta lol mocks Nick in the comments, funny fella.
Others are just common ones I've seen comment.

Some real life advice...

evillash3373

@Mandy Karevicius Try none of the above. Internet friends aren't friends.

The detractors are lying about me I swear!

Spoiler: OBJECTION!

VGotM

Why would anyone every think that Nick has cheated on his wife? Where do they come up with such crazy theories?

TIC is out for Polish blood (and a dox?)

Spoiler: Untamed anger destroys the soul

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

Matsuri backstory on Mandy?

Spoiler

pleadthefifth	He’s been obsessed with Mandy for multiple years now. It would be funny if she was a catfish because he has invited her to Matsuri multiple times but she hasn’t came
Mandy Karevicius	He invited me once when I had no PTO left. Not multiple times. I guess except now counts as multiple.
Warzone Brothers	Holy shit is this the real Mandy??
Mandy Karevicius	@Warzone Brothers Yes sorry.
Warzone Brothers	@Mandy Karevicius no worries just didn’t expect to see you here, keep your head up hun

Nick Rekieta, Hypocrite?

Spoiler: Death by a thousand drinks

Meat Candy

Remember everyone: This is Nick Rikieta, the same Nick Rikieta who told us in the spring of 2022 that has only eyes for his wife, the mother of his children, and that he couldn't even imagine another woman sexually because that would mean that he wouldn't be with his wife anymore. Also, their marriage is fine and they're not swingers....

King of hate?

Spoiler: WHY AM I TOXIC!?

Rand Brannigan	Aussie Overlawd doing a great job of winning the DSP lookalike contest.
Dr. Pooks	I really wanted to like Aussie, but he makes it hard.
Marie Teach	To be fair to DSP, at least he's his own man and not the sycophant to some failing lolcow.

Member Vic Mignogna?

Spoiler: Weeb wars subforum remembers

Pink andalf

One of these days Nick is going to get MeTooed. And if the woman has even a shred of evidence, everyone is going to believe her. And he'll rant and rave about what a good and great man he is, all the while ignoring all the times he's acted like a creep like this."

The need to feel pleasure was once satisfied by hands,

Spoiler: Now we can impliment the same functionality with balldos.

A JobDunWell	In other words Rackets will finally sign her tits.
The Kunning Lingust	I was just thinking about how he would only sign them if our Lady Racketts was there to give permission
Suffering Succotash	Or... (PRN: issing emoji)
Twitter is Cancer	@The Kunning Linguist Kayla bug-eyes is always in the bathroom or at the other end of the bar talking to "other hot women" or otherwise missing. Every single time.

Cynthia's clown romance?

Spoiler: Birds of a feather...

Cynthia	@ Twitter Is Cancer I love that I scan comments without looking at usernames and know it's you within 3 words. You have a talent.
Twitter is Cancer	@ Cynthia My native language is hatred.

Mandy's random comments

Spoiler: Lithobid Rx required?

I remember muting this the moment he mentioned my name. Totally embarrassing. And all I did was $1 chat him to say \"Stop it plz. If you're not embarrassed I'll be embarrassed for you.\"

@ evilash3373 I'm not catfish. I don't do that to anybody.

@ evilash3373 I wanted to try KF but they seemed to have disappeared. Plus they seem pretty vicious to boot.

"I don't even know myself now."

You're right. I look like Chuck E. Cheese.

Self-esteem issues it seems...

Plz hurt me, some more...

@ Zera Probably not. I don't have many friends.

Chronically on the internet and no friends....

@ The Real Hydro PX I don't think you ever made fun of me. And even if you did I wouldn't mind. I wish you weren't banned

This is a recipie for disaster. Rekieta accused of causing suicide arc incoming.

This is your brain.

Spoiler: This is your brain on drugs

Einbrecht	The sex shit is getting a bit much. Drugs. Not even once my guy.
Mandy Karevicius	Agree

A woman appears disgusted?

Spoiler: About the internet? Surely you jest?

Lauren	My husband and I have no issues acknowledging the attractiveness of another person, but if he talked about another woman like this, I would definitely be upset. This is crossing the line by A LOT. Good thing I have a good husband that would never do it in the first place
Thought Heretic	Yup there's a difference between calling someone hot and saying your marriage is the only thing keeping you from them

If can't get up, and there's no more rings, who you gonna call?

Spoiler: ♀GIRL♀ ON LOCALS

++ungood	He doesn't even need drugs to get it up for Mandy... or whatever
Spacecowboy	Why would he need drugs when he can simulate dog sex with his balldo?
Cuckieta lol	@Spacecowboy Bark doge woof woof ... lick leghump ... lick redrocket ... grrr barkbarkbark growl baark leghump!
Spacecowboy	@Cuckieta lol lol, you're growing into a fine cow.

Have you ever read the poetry of the great dick-bending guru Rekieta? It is said that he unlocked the secret of free money and became balldoed to his wife.

Spoiler: ཨོཾ་མ་ཎི་པདྨེ་ཧཱུྃ

Pokka Tea	I'm not even christian OR religious and this is absolutely revolting. His parents need to come and see this and whoop his ass.
Carol Forrest	His parents need to stop cutting him checks. That’s why he’s such a pubescent junior high school boy. He’s never had to stick with a job or life plan. His folks keep buying him houses and cars
SnoutBaron	@Carol Forrest ??????"
Hey you	@SnoutBaron he's a trust fund kid, never had to work anything
SnoutBaro	@Hey you I want to know what the story is lol\nFirst time I'm hearing about those about the Nose.
Pokka Tea	​ @SnoutBaron He was an english major who couldn't hold down a job. Kept quitting cause he didn't like work. He then spent years to go to a law school while having multiple kids with a big house. Howd you think he did it while his wife also doesn't work? His parents. Now, even after becoming a lawyer, he couldn't hold that down either. Gave up after a short time without ever going to trial to try youtubing. He got lucky cause there was barely lawyer on yt covering the topics people were interested in. Most of them were doing buzzfeed tier content (legal eagle)
SnoutBaron	@Pokka Tea I thought he was at that bank job or something while he was studying to be a lawyer, and then transitioned to that.
Pokka Tea	@SnoutBaron Does it matter whether the bank job and law school happened the same time or not? The point is he couldn't hold down a job because he'd get 'tired' of it like a child. The same thing is happening right now to his law youtube career. He got tired of it and is now having a bitch fit cause there is no better option for him.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

@SnoutBaron Does it matter whether the bank job and law school happened the same time or not? The point is he couldn't hold down a job because he'd get 'tired' of it like a child. The same thing is happening right now to his law youtube career. He got tired of it and is now having a bitch fit cause there is no better option for him.

Damn son some of those YT commenters cut right down to the white meat.

 

[waffle]

I think he mentioned on stream at some point that there was a vacation coming up, but common sense would suggest maybe putting up a new Locals chat or something that says "Gone all week". I actually still listen to the shows and I'm still not actually sure if he mentioned it or if that was a different week.

He explicitly stated that he was going to do "short form content" while he was on vacation.

I guess it's so short its invisible.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

He explicitly stated that he was going to do "short form content" while he was on vacation.

I guess it's so short its invisible.

If all you incel prudes don't like Rekieta's new new channel direction of "micro content" you can just leave.

 

[Maude Snew]

He explicitly stated that he was going to do "short form content" while he was on vacation.

I guess it's so short its invisible.

"Is it in yet" - his locals 2023

 

[Spaded Dave]

(see below file)

She's still coping about the catfishing allegations. You know how I know something is up? Because all this retard would have to do is take any new picture of herself instead of using the exact same one with a decade-old smartphone and no front-facing camera in it.

Mandy, just stop addressing it and people will stop talking about it. You're never going to convince people you aren't full of shit but you will convince people to stop caring if you stop refreshing it.

"I actually took those in 1948 with my new-fangled Polaroid Camera."

"You're right. I look like Chuck E. Cheese."

Spoiler: AI Bullshit

I tested these with a few people I know and they tend to overestimate age if anything.

Now do we trust that? Or do we trust your Charity Page profile picture and your LinkedIn profile picture? Chick looks like Rockin' Demo (YouTube it).

Spoiler: The Real Mandy

 

[Procrastinhater]

Damn son some of those YT commenters cut right down to the white meat.

Yeah that guy has Balldos psychology down pat.
Thats entirely Nicks problem - he's a fucking child and a lazy faggot who has never had to develop the work ethic most adults have because he's a snotty rich brat with a silver spoon up his ass.
He gets "bored" and when something starts to "feel like work" he either quits outright or if he can't he deliberately sabotages it so he has an excuse why he cant do it anymore.
Most of us have that pathetic faggotry beaten out of us right after we leave school amd realize we have to work to put food on the table and keep a roof over our heads, but Nick has always had his parents to bail him out, he has never had to learn discipline or face consequences, and I think when you see through his bullshit to the spoiled manchild beneath is when you start to truly despise the guy, at least it was that point for me.
If he was just a gross coom brained weirdo he'd be an object of ridicule but that'd be it, its his lazy fucking kikery that makes you really dislike him.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

If all you incel prudes don't like Rekieta's new new channel direction of "micro content" you can just leave.

It's funny, because Rackets has a micro dick! Kayla has confirmed! Sad, many such cases. It's just that... most don't use a balldo as compensation.

If he was just a gross coom brained weirdo he'd be an object of ridicule but that'd be it, its his lazy fucking kikery that makes you really dislike him.

Yeah, he's another internet sped ruined because "muh teacher stole my toy" as a kid, and spoiled rotten by parents. To me, the biggest difference between Rackets and most cows is his access to money. Thanks to his hard working parents and grandparents, he has skated through much of his life.

 

[Swole McPole]

He'll come back and explain to his audience how he was so ready to quit, is finally ready to stop caring after some time off and offer a new New Testament to rededicate His Sheeples with.

He could take a tip from Boogie1488's playbook.

"I was in the semi-private back room in The Cockshaft, rolling on Molly as usual, when somebody slipped me what I initially thought was a smallish buttplug but turned out to be a ketamine suppository.

Five minutes in, I experienced total ego death and with that, Satori.

So I had a decision to make. Do I cast aside the path to Enlightenment just for a mundane livestream in which I discuss my gay adventures in the Cockshaft, or do I up my dose of MDMA, ram another shedload of ketamine up my bony ringpiece and wait for total illumination?

I'm pretty sure that I know which choice my cult members locals subscribers would have me opt for. I'm meeting my dealer at the Cockshaft in 20 minutes.

I believe this new pursuit of drug-fuelled spiritual enlightenment will produce some fantastic new content that will breach the gap and satisfy my traditional Christian audience, my drug-addled wine moms and their coomer simps AND the Kiwifarm degenerates..

This content is going to be so damned good I'm expecting Locals and Rumble to increase my percentage of the take. Eat your heart out, Crowder -- I've got the Balldo strapped on and I'm coming for your slot."

 

[Chibitzen]

She's still coping about the catfishing allegations. You know how I know something is up? Because all this retard would have to do is take any new picture of herself instead of using the exact same one with a decade-old smartphone and no front-facing camera in it.

Mandy, just stop addressing it and people will stop talking about it. You're never going to convince people you aren't full of shit but you will convince people to stop caring if you stop refreshing it.

Only thing that's fragile about her is her alter ego.

I seem to remember the last picture being used as an avatar in Locals, but my memory is also from a distant era, aka fragile, so it's possible I'm recalling it from a post in this thread. I just remember looking at it and going "wtf!!!!!!!". I blame the emotional damage that I witnessed occurring in person during the lewdposting era. Because when I suffer an IT error, I submit a nude selfie to make sure I'm reconnected to the server. Without the prospect of Nick commenting, would these lewds still be posted up for the rest of chat?

 

[feral cat #6385]

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

I feel like Elissa may be a bit miffed with Nick for the takedown situation she seems to be going pretty hard.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Second archive from the 15th.

At least the start of it... Work calls...


LOCALS stalks Elissa's comments:

Aticus420​

is every person on elissa clips a autistic basement dwelling retard?

AgBiochemist​

Yes. They’re a bunch of kiwi reading fags

Isn't Kiwi Farms dead?

Mandy_K​

Does farms even exist? I still get errors trying to load it.

Just Still-Life things...

Still-Life-​

I'm a Christian and I like to kill people.

Still-Life-​

I want to kill you because you are stupid liars, and I will.

Still-Life-​

I want your address and I want to rape and kill you bitch ass to death pig. Fuck you cop.

TMFSquid​

This why locals banned your last account. Do you ever learn?

Grifty​

Is that Hydro?

Rumble making moves?

angi_harrover​

@RekietaLaw did you see Rumbles announcement today that they bought a podcast/stream network out of California today https://corp.rumble.com/blog/rumble-acquires-podcasting-and-live-streaming-platform-callin/

This is slightly unhinged:

Sally78​

@RekietaLaw Lori daynell vallow ( doomsday mom) found guilty on all charges of murdering her kids on Monday...haha...die biatch...

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Anyone else starting to think that Nick now resents his locals and is letting still life keep posting there as some form of punishment? Is there any good reason to keep him around?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Anyone else starting to think that Nick now resents his locals and is letting still life keep posting there as some form of punishment? Is there any good reason to keep him around?

My theory is that it just isn't fun, so he's ignoring it.

it fits in well with the YT commenter informal psychoanalysis: Nick is a child that wants to be entertained constantly and have every caprice satisfied. For all the talk he has had on how difficult his married life was, I doubt he knows true poverty.

Who else can buy a house while going to laws cool and having multiple children?

I do not resent him for it, but he needs to shut up an stop pretending.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Nigga, I thought we agreed you were gonna tard wrangle @Cynthia Behave by pretending you didn't think she was fucking insufferable and you might actually hit that ancient shit. At a minimum you'd make sure she took her meds.

You had one fucking job, mate...

There isn't enough cock on the planet to tard wrangle the crazy old bitch.

LOCALS stalks Elissa's comments:

Figured as such. It's pretty funny when they try to defend Nick in the comments by using their wine mom shaming tactics.

Who else can buy a house while going to laws cool and having multiple children?

Two houses.