Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Shard]

Ask and ye shall receive
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My God, it's perfect.

 

[Male Idiot]

The dung beetle tattoo really sells it.

 

[Hepativore]

I swear, somebody should make a classic, 1980's-style Garbage Pail Kid card based on a pooner, mastectomy scars, earlobe stretchers, RFF scarring and all, like "Carved-Up Colin/Try-Hard Tim".

In fact, I am sure that the original Garbage Pail Kid ethos would have picked up on this if pooners and other troons were this widespread in the 1980's.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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I'm having a hard time deciding wether this Pooners ink is an offensively Heretical botching of the Imperial Aquila or if it's something else. A Holy symbol on a cursed Pooner would be bad enough, a botched one even more so.
I'm handing it over to the Ordo Malleus just in case.

EDIT: Word is its a Dung Beetle.
How appropriate.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

So I was goofing about with AI art making beach lemurs and lo and behold. I was not at all trying to create a pooner-lemur but uh....I definitely got one. It even somehow has the Dr Sneed vivisection scars.

 

[Male Idiot]

I'm having a hard time deciding wether this Pooners ink is an offensively Heretical botching of the Imperial Aquila or if it's something else. A Holy symbol on a cursed Pooner would be bad enough, a botched one even more so.
I'm handing it over to the Ordo Malleus just in case.

EDIT: Word is its a Dung Beetle.
How appropriate.

Thank the Emperor, it looks like a not so good rendition of the egyptian dung beetle symbol. So it is wewuz shit.

But it could also be a badly made ladybug. Or a Heckin' Valid Manbug.

It is not an Aquila or any bird or bird related symbol.

Edit: Upon closer study and zooming in, I am 95% sure it is a ladybug done in black, and just looks like a scarab due to the low quality and black colouring.

I did an L, but I had to stare at flabby troonfat as penace.

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

So as a gay man on Grindr and an avid Pooner-watcher, I can tell you this is ABSOLUTELY true.

So they up for anal or demand you fuck them in their boygina?

New mutilation trends just dropped!

That shit only works if you're ripped af, pooners are all skinnyfat and flabby

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This looks a lot like pretty princess points art, were you into that too?

Example:

 

[Less Nasty Old Person]

Thank the Emperor, it looks like a not so good rendition of the egyptian dung beetle symbol. So it is wewuz shit.

But it could also be a badly made ladybug. Or a Heckin' Valid Manbug.

It is not an Aquila or any bird or bird related symbol.

Edit: Upon closer study and zooming in, I am 95% sure it is a ladybug done in black, and just looks like a scarab due to the low quality and black colouring.

I did an L, but I had to stare at flabby troonfat as penace.

I'm seeing Pazuzu, don't know about you.

 

[Polentic]

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Scenes from the Oxford Union. Pooner superglues self to the floor to protest a lesbian talking about women's rights.

 

[Troon Destroyer]

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Finally, FtM Keffals.

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

Scenes from the Oxford Union. Pooner superglues self to the floor to protest a lesbian talking about women's rights.

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I hadn't seen it before, but in an "Oxford" context, Kathleen Stock looks a bit like she is cosplaying as Sebastian Flyte from Brideshead Revisited. In any case, I think this serves a good rhetorical and didactic purpose, that a woman who wears trousers and a suit jacket does not become a "man" and doesn't need to do anything stupid like have her tits cut off.

 

[WonderWino]

I swear, somebody should make a classic, 1980's-style Garbage Pail Kid card based on a pooner, mastectomy scars, earlobe stretchers, RFF scarring and all, like "Carved-Up Colin/Try-Hard Tim".

In fact, I am sure that the original Garbage Pail Kid ethos would have picked up on this if pooners and other troons were this widespread in the 1980's.

While they're at it they should make a wacky packages style sticker for DIY bathtub HRT kits. It would infuriate the troons to no end

Could call them pooner packs

 

[Alouatta Simia Belzebul]

Not that familiar with garbage pail kids but colin the caterpillar is big over here so I drew one of those.



also dr pissnose, the pissnotherapist ... because.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

So I was goofing about with AI art making beach lemurs and lo and behold. I was not at all trying to create a pooner-lemur but uh....I definitely got one. It even somehow has the Dr Sneed vivisection scars.
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I like to move it, move it, DOOD!

 

[poopshoes]

Scenes from the Oxford Union. Pooner superglues self to the floor to protest a lesbian talking about women's rights.

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It's really funny when you think about it, because the roles would completely reversed if the lesbian had been born 20 years later and the troon had been born 20 years before. The hardcore feminist movement has ended up becoming directly responsible for the deterioration of women's rights and women's spaces. I feel like there is a term for this exact phenomena.

 

[Septictic]

Pooners vs. the gay community.
How women can demand sex from gay men is beyond me. Fascinating stuff. Apparently, a multitude of females use any weapon disposable (emotional blackmail and threats of hate crime) to accomplish their unpleasant unseemly goals.
Here are a few examples:

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Pooners vs. the gay community.
How women can demand sex from gay men is beyond me. Fascinating stuff. Apparently, a multitude of females use any weapon disposable (emotional blackmail and threats of hate crime) to accomplish their unpleasant unseemly goals.
Here are a few examples:
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i always find it interesting to see cases of women not being able to get sex from men. it is just a contrast of how men who cant get sex from women versus how women who cant get sex form men. and yes, a lot of women 100% do feel entitled to sex just like a lot of men do, id even argue that many women feel even more entitled than men do, but nobody ever wants to admit that.

 

[Inside your walls]

Jersh on his recent MATI, featured this drawing of Ethan Ralph a stunning and brave member of Pride,
so I felt inspired to create an unholy amalgamation between that picture and a pooner.

 

[CharlesNguyen]

Within the 4chan /lgbt/ and associated Discords and Reddit page sphere, there are about half a dozen notable FtM tripfags that between them, produce about 95%+ of all the Pooner art, comics, and jokes.
Would it be acceptable to do a profile on each of these people? - they all have sizable followings.