Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Alouatta Simia Belzebul said:
The overhanging square of armpit fat. Organic substances should not be able to do that.

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I thought it was a dog-ear of skin from the teet yeet, but you may be right, it's like a fat roll truncated into a sort of shelf. I wonder if that's something that can happen with mastectomies or if she always had that.
 
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I actually walked past a pooner the other day - in all honesty I probably wouldn't have noticed her if it wasn't for the pube beard tingling by uncanny valley senses.
But she had all the pooner characteristics - aforementioned pube beard, check. About 5'3", check. Pudgy, but in an undeniably female way, check. Oddly flat on the chest, check. Small hands, check. No Adam's apple, check. "Pride" t-shirt, check.
 
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Agreed. I know that women's sexuality is reportedly more fluid than men's, but it truly boggles the mind when I see the MANY examples from my own life of women who were "100% lesbians" who have gone on to fuck/marry men. It's hard not to take those numerous examples and not see a pattern. I know actual lesbians are frustrated by the trend as well and the street wisdom urges them to never get involved with a bisexual woman because it'll only end up poorly, but I really think there needs to be a full explanation for this phenomenon. Are all of these women just completely psychopathic to lie about their sexuality so blatantly? Is there a chemical switch that comes with age? Do all of these women have some kind of developmental delay? Would genuinely like some input from women on what they think about this because this is such a taboo topic (especially among feminists) that you can't even search for this phenomenon let alone have a research study on this. EDIT: I guess this article (as well as the 3 I know IRL) makes me lean more towards the "complete psychopath"
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Minor power level- I've found what works over all is to date other bi people if you yourself are bi. Both straight and gay people both think it isn't an actual thing, or it's a phase and you need to pick one. there are definitely people trying to be progressive and claim bisexuality, which fucking blows when you actually like both, but it isn't new. Just like gays and straights, bi people have their own way of thinking and attraction. I've actually noticed that most lesbians I tried to date were sexually assaulted or had some form of trauma, while bi people were a mixed bag. it was equal parts bpd/having no idea who they were and latched onto an idea, being comfortable with yourself, doing it for attention, or being extremely horny all the time for every other person. Funnily enough, the bpd bisexuals tended to be men, but I still had better luck than with lesbian women who straight up tell me my sexuality isn't a "thing". It's honestly really frustrating, I prefer women personally but if I mention liking both, to lesbians, I'm a red flag. I know the stereotype for bisexual women is to marry a man, but it happens for a fucking reason. Lesbians are absolutely crazy and some of the most vitriolic men hating people I have ever experienced, it's honestly scary. Nobody likes being told their sexuality isn't real, or that you'll just marry a man anyway. Why would you want to be in a relationship like that? That was a lot of PLing to say nothing but I felt like ranting anyway.
 
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Well that, and many men would think that miss Bi is the perfect way to get into bed with two chicks and get double the poona tuna. It isn't like the other woman is a reproductive rival. She won't knock up miss Bi.

Also, some people are just horny and want to coom. A hole is a hole if your standards are low, and coomer arm strong I guess.
 
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Wendy Wheelchair said:
So as a gay man on Grindr and an avid Pooner-watcher, I can tell you this is ABSOLUTELY true.
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Ha, this has been my thinking for a while now - straight men going on grindr to fuck straight women pretending to be gay men, it’s a great ploy! She feels validated and he gets his dick wet

Those scar ideas are interesting, I’d love to see someone attempt one, they can’t even get the basic ones right!
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Neat I love the Crowley shit you snuck in, not just the Unicursal Hexagram but is that the classic pic of him with the weird Aiwass hat?
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There is a lot of overlap between troons/pooners and the people who never grew out of their Wicca/satanist phase on Witchblr on Tumblr. I think it is because of the emphasis of doing disgusting things with menstrual blood because of their particular brand of "witchcraft" woo.
 
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Kill a Troon for Pikamee said:
In Crowley's Thoth Tarot the XXIst arcanum is called the Universe not the World and looks different. 0/10
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I did not make this image, I found it on an archive of a banned Reddit thread that had been locked and removed by all of the Reddit tranny jannies for being "transphobic".

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