Business New anti-theft Walgreens store has just 2 aisles of touchable merchandise - Chicago store requires you to order/pay from a kiosk and wait for an employee to fetch your purchase from the back

May 31, 2023 2:49 PM

CHICAGO — During an earnings call with Walgreens investors earlier this year, the company’s chief financial officer opined that his fellow executives may have overstated the effects of organized shoplifting rings on its operations.

“Maybe we cried too much last year,” James Kehoe said.

Good luck balancing that cheery, non-crying analysis with what you see when you walk into the company’s freshly redesigned store at 2 East Roosevelt in downtown Chicago.

In what was once a typical Walgreens, there are now just two short aisles of so-called “essentials” where “customers may shop for themselves.” If you want anything else—a bottle of booze, a deodorant brand deemed “non-essential”—you’ll need to order it at a kiosk and pick it up at the counter.

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At the new Walgreens concept store at 2 East Roosevelt in downtown Chicago, this—plus a small bank of refrigerated items behind the camera—is the full selection of merchandise you are allowed to touch. | CWBChicago

After undergoing a few weeks of construction, the store reopened on Tuesday. The pharmacy is in the back and to the left, equipped with a fancy new kiosk system of its own. An employee will teach you how to use it.

To the right, gated by anti-shoplifting devices to protect the inventory, two rows of low-rise shelves offer a very limited selection of those so-called “essentials.” Unlike the tall shelves you’re used to seeing in your neighborhood Walgreens, this store’s shelves are no more than five feet tall, giving everyone a clear look at what everyone else is up to.

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A handful of self-serve kiosks allow customers to shop the store’s “full selection” electronically. | CWBChicago

When we visited the one-of-a-kind store on Wednesday morning, two employees were dedicated to the “shop for yourself” section.

But if you want anything other than the very basic of basics, you’ll need to use one of the iPad-like “kiosks,” where a sign invites you to “Let us do the shopping” from the store’s “full selection.”

After placing your order, a plastic-framed sign next to the computer instructs, you should “relax while we shop for you.” When your order is ready, head to the pickup/FedEx/Western Union counter to claim your goods.

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Customers claim and pay for their kiosk-ordered purchases at a counter where FedEx and Western Union services are also offered. | CWBChicago

On Thursday, a company spokesperson said Walgreens is “testing a new experience at this store with new concepts, technologies, and practices to enhance the experiences of our customers and team members.”

“It will continue to offer retail products and pharmacy services, just with a new look and feel that focuses on shopping digitally for convenience. Inside the store, customers will find an area where they can pick-up orders, digital kiosks for placing an order, as well as an area to shop for essential items.”

So, how was our visit? Weird.

After browsing both aisles of touchable merchandise, our intrepid reporter decided to buy an ice-cold Coca-Cola, priced at $1.89 or two for $3.

To start the check-out experience, an employee used their name tag to bring one of the self-serve stations to life.

It promptly charged our reporter $2.89 for the $1.89 soda. Plus tax, of course.

The error was quickly remedied with the help of both “shop for yourself” attendants.

Propped on the sidewalk at the corner of State and Roosevelt, a sandwich board boasts that the company has “built a better Walgreens.”

You can judge that for yourself between 7 a.m. and 10 p.m. daily.

A reader who lives near the Walgreens contacted the company after it shuttered for remodeling, wondering if the store had closed permanently. In mid-May, that reader sent us a copy of the response they said they received.

The response said the store was “undergoing a remodeling effort for Walgreens to test new concepts, technologies and practices aimed at bringing the community a greater convenience and safety for our customers, patients and team members.”

“This redesigned store will have the latest in e-commerce offerings to increase customer service, mitigate theft and increase safety for customers and employees—all the while, continuing to have a full service pharmacy for our patients.”

It went on to say the remodeled store will have “a new look and feel, focused on getting customers to place orders ahead of time digitally at Walgreens.com or in the Walgreens app for in-store Pickup. Customers who don’t place an order in advance will still be able to order in-store by placing orders from our kiosks—with Walgreens team members available to offer assistance.”

The store would also “include an ‘Essentials’ area where customers may shop for themselves from a selection of essential and convenience items.”

“We are targeting re-opening the full store Memorial Day weekend,” it said. The store reopened on Tuesday, the day after Memorial Day.

After this story was published, a Walgreens spokesperson told CWBChicago that she is the only person authorized to speak about the new store and she did not create the letter that our reader received. On Friday, the spokesperson said the letter “was not sent from Walgreens to a customer.”

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By Odin's hairy asshole, I am not going to buy a fresh pineapple or an avocado unmolested. I am going to go all Biden on those things, touching them all very inappropriately, squeezing and fondling them shamelessly until I find the one that is just the right ripeness for my perverse desires. I will not be cucked by a "Shopping Assistant", only able to get their sloppy produce-seconds.
i see you too are a fellow produce cherker chad. not checking the selection of produce to find the best one is really cucking yourself. it is the same price for ripe produce as it is for an unripe ones, so why buy the unripe one?(unless of course you plan to store it for for some time before use)
 
Yes, but a negative number of an item is obviously incorrect. That's the whole point of a software sanity check. It eliminates results that couldn't possibly be correct.
"Correct" is a relative term here. Let's say a warehouse associate was retarded and hid inventory in somewhere no one would ever expect. They went on a bender after that shift and have been MIA since. This goes from missing inventory to "shrunk" inventory eventually and gets adjusted out. Now inventory is physically present, the store has no idea, and the system says 0. (Alternative- receiver forgot to click "done" and we have a PO of merchandise on the floor but our system has no idea)

Now imagine a customer lost looking for the bathroom stumbles on the box of items and would like to purchase one. If you think -1 is insane and irritating, imagine how a mouth-breathing consoomer responds to being told they cannot buy merchandise they're holding because the computer says no. Imagine having to explain to a boss you refused a sale because the computer said no. It's easier for all parties involved to allow the sale and reconcile the fuckup after the fact.

Pretty much nowhere has a single, unified software "system" that handles everything in one place. You've got local systems, company-wide inventory systems, payment processing, order processing, and any other component you can imagine. Someone either sells software to do what you want already or they will make it for you cheaper than convincing your first party to add what you need. Not only is there wild variation in differently configured components, almost every "integration solution" is going to be unique (and exceptional) in its own way.

Getting any of this in working order at all is a tall order. Any policy, safeguards, or lockouts will be challenged daily by the lowest common denominator. Letting someone make a mistake but keeping clear enough logs to untangle it is the safe option. If you're expecting software to assume or making it lock-out "impossible" situations, you're asking for disaster. It's not going to stop the determined retards, it only makes it harder to unfuck whatever they do.

The "solution" to your complaint is to ensure associate/customer roles see inventory specifically available for sale. If 0 or negative, simply return "not available." Fucky-wucky stuff like negatives in those inventory categories should also probably alert the poor sod managing their systems.
 
It's not just the software - it ultimately comes down to the employees who do not give a single fuck.
Not just retail, I've worked in heavy engineering workshops where the stock system says we have a certain number of extremely expensive components (think things like locomotive radiator fan motors and suchlike) which nobody can find, but year after year when the stock check is done, the motors are missing but nobody wants to take responsibility for writing them off because of the value, which would make a big dent in the bottom line and cause questions to get asked, so they get left showing as available even though they're not. Then when you have to go ahead and buy one so you can do a repair, you have to have a week long argument with the procurement pajeets because they look at the stock system and tell you to just use the one you have, which is obviously impossible.
 
okay but it better be cheaper than other stores otherwise theres no reason to go there?
Will it be cheaper? Pick a guess. What is cheapest, you yourself go and pick up all the gods that you want to purchase and go to the register, or a salaried employee walks around the store and picks the items up for you?
 
I'm curious how this shift will affect impulse purchases. Retail stores are designed the same way that shitty gacha games are, i.e. Convince to buy more than what they originally intended.

People aren't going to that when they can't pick up a box to read the back. It's one of the reasons that many retail stores were apprehensive with store pickup via parking spot during covid.
It will kill impulse purchases and this will hit turnover. In many places impulse purchases can be up to 30% of all sales (percentage pulled out of my ass).

Additionally, even if the store employee is at minimum wage, if it takes them 5 minutes to finish collecting your small 20$ order, you still have to add 2-3$ on top of that for labor costs. So all the shit you buy will suddenly get a lot more expensive too.

This will hurt prices and it will hurt turnover, which might force them to rise prices even more. But if the only alternative is no shop at all in hood-ville, I guess expensive groceries are better than no groceries.

(I wuld personally perfer the much cheaper and better option of "a guy with a gun at the door to the store" that will simply just shoot jamal when he is soplifting.)
 
Getting any of this in working order at all is a tall order. Any policy, safeguards, or lockouts will be challenged daily by the lowest common denominator. Letting someone make a mistake but keeping clear enough logs to untangle it is the safe option. If you're expecting software to assume or making it lock-out "impossible" situations, you're asking for disaster. It's not going to stop the determined retards, it only makes it harder to unfuck whatever they do.
yep, this is exactly it. I worked at a warehouse that had an inventory system that couldn't do negative numbers; there was just a rule to have stock numbers be 1024 instead of 20, as being able to "go negative" was more important than the "total inventory value" printout; we only had to deal with those numbers once a year if even that, but we often need to get a shipment out when the system thought we had no units. Almost all of it would eventually work itself out somehow.
It will kill impulse purchases and this will hit turnover. In many places impulse purchases can be up to 30% of all sales (percentage pulled out of my ass).
This is why the two aisles remaining are literally the impulse purchase shit they make the most money on, but it goes beyond that.

The holy mecca example of it is Costco; everyone goes in there for three or four things and ends up leaving with a fucking sofa set and fifty gallons of mayonnaise.
 
Niggers have ruined the basic foundations of how the consumer economy society operates. It's kind of amazing when you think about it.
We've gone from widening roads for bicyclists to installing bump-outs to stop niggers from passing 50mph on the right. They treat stop lights as suggestions and kill people every fucking weekend like clockwork. Even if you're just walking, they'll mow you down with nary a second thought and just keep going. Animals.

Because we cannot jail Jamal.

The man just had to go out in the back alley AGAIN at midnight Friday to rustle errant nogs starting fights, dude probably didn't want to pay the whore, whatever. Bottles being thrown woke him up. Left a pair of sweatpants behind. (edit just saw on the news a 1-year-old was shot last night holy shit.) Animals.

Because we cannot call the cops on Jamal.

I am this close to purchasing a professional slingshot and arming myself with some busted up spark plugs. Nigga, you could have turned right 10 minutes ago, it's 3AM in a residential neighborhood. Seems your music busted out your back windshield! *ducks down quickly*

I have to laugh looking at the interior of this Walgreens. Our little corner convenience store has that cold-storage hanging plastic strips between all the products and the front desk/cashier. White-ass me just goes back there wandering around - lmao, "no you no go there, you stay here what you want?" They also have a metal guardrail installed on the exterior front of the store. This Walgreens is just a prettier version of that. The Ghetto - coming to an area near you!
 
Not just retail, I've worked in heavy engineering workshops where the stock system says we have a certain number of extremely expensive components (think things like locomotive radiator fan motors and suchlike) which nobody can find, but year after year when the stock check is done, the motors are missing but nobody wants to take responsibility for writing them off because of the value, which would make a big dent in the bottom line and cause questions to get asked, so they get left showing as available even though they're not. Then when you have to go ahead and buy one so you can do a repair, you have to have a week long argument with the procurement pajeets because they look at the stock system and tell you to just use the one you have, which is obviously impossible.

I'm reminded of the circle-jerk product stocking done by outfits that sell discontinued electronic supplies. You might want 500 of a certain type of floppy disk or cassette tape, or 1000 of a certain chip. And you can find a dozen companies that all insist they have thousands in stock and can meet your order.

Until you try to order.

See, a lot of these places basically advertise what they think they have access to, not what they actually actively have on hand. They like to be able to present a vast catalog of parts, and if they have to procure some of them, well, they consider the cut into their profits an acceptable tradeoff for being seen as a more well-stocked retailer than they actually are.

And where do they get this assumption of part availability? By looking at what other companies think they have in stock that they can get supplies from, in the case someone orders them. Who are, themselves, doing the same thing. So suddenly someone needs 1000 of some particular old chip, and a bunch of places say they can fill that order, no problem. Until they try. And then suddenly everyone realizes that they were just assuming everyone else could cover them, and nobody actually has the supply needed.

This is why the two aisles remaining are literally the impulse purchase shit they make the most money on, but it goes beyond that.

The holy mecca example of it is Costco; everyone goes in there for three or four things and ends up leaving with a fucking sofa set and fifty gallons of mayonnaise.

It might work okay for Walgreens, the way they're doing it. Most of the impulse stuff, like chips and drinks and candy, are still up front for buying. It's just everything else that's in the back. And probably not a lot of people are impulse-buying hemorrhoid cream or diapers or something.

My strategy for Costco: Never go alone. Have a Costco Buddy. And whenever one of you grabs that 6 pack of fancy french mousses in glass jars, or the 60 count bag of frozen burritos, you ask them, "Do you really need that?"

It helps.
 
It's kind of bittersweet and sad to see, though. As someone commented, societal trust is dropping. And we really only have ourselves to blame in a generalized sense.
Studies have been done for decades that show diversity causes a drop in societal trust. Unfortunately these studies were memory-holed and the researchers lost credentials. It sucks that people hate the truth so much. There was less crime and greater cohesion amongst the black community when racism was still rampant and legal.

By Odin's hairy asshole, I am not going to buy a fresh pineapple or an avocado unmolested. I am going to go all Biden on those things, touching them all very inappropriately, squeezing and fondling them shamelessly until I find the one that is just the right ripeness for my perverse desires. I will not be cucked by a "Shopping Assistant", only able to get their sloppy produce-seconds.
Funnily enough, healthy foods are the shit people are least likely to steal and thus should be most available.
 
To the people commenting on how this is going to be more expensive for the company, with a clerk having to collect the purchases and bring them to the counter: you're absolutely right.

But: is it more expensive than having unchecked theft?

Because if it isn't, then the company is making the correct decision to reduce costs.

There's simply no way around this if, as @General Disarray notes, we cannot arrest or imprison or even fucking impede Jaquan on his daily rounds. This is where we are. Is it race? Culture? Space radiation? The devil? Doesn't matter at this point. We're all trapped with the consequences.
 
To the people commenting on how this is going to be more expensive for the company, with a clerk having to collect the purchases and bring them to the counter: you're absolutely right.

But: is it more expensive than having unchecked theft?

Because if it isn't, then the company is making the correct decision to reduce costs.

There's simply no way around this if, as @General Disarray notes, we cannot arrest or imprison or even fucking impede Jaquan on his daily rounds. This is where we are. Is it race? Culture? Space radiation? The devil? Doesn't matter at this point. We're all trapped with the consequences.
Our Great Filter is going to be Niggers.
 
To the people commenting on how this is going to be more expensive for the company, with a clerk having to collect the purchases and bring them to the counter: you're absolutely right.

But: is it more expensive than having unchecked theft?

Because if it isn't, then the company is making the correct decision to reduce costs.

There's simply no way around this if, as @General Disarray notes, we cannot arrest or imprison or even fucking impede Jaquan on his daily rounds. This is where we are. Is it race? Culture? Space radiation? The devil? Doesn't matter at this point. We're all trapped with the consequences.
Thing is this won't happen everywhere. Chicago may be turning into General Store 1, but a low crime state like Utah? Why bother with the remodel? Chicago gets to suck on the consequences of its actions until morale improves
 
Thing is this won't happen everywhere. Chicago may be turning into General Store 1, but a low crime state like Utah? Why bother with the remodel? Chicago gets to suck on the consequences of its actions until morale improves
Won't happen on base, either. Shoplifting on base is a Federal offense, and the police on base, military or civilian, don't fuck around. You can also lose your exchange/commissary privileges for shoplifting, and those privileges can represent a substantial savings over downtown. No tax at the commissary/exchange, as well.
 
And yet it is always the niggers who steal my Amazon packages off the porch within hours and force me to be vigilant for every single delivery. They are a scourge.
Reminds me of a documentary i was watching.

A granny and her friend had nothing to do except for waiting for the mail simply because every mailbox gets busted open.

I don´t mean waiting for an hour or two but for days.
 
Niggers have ruined the basic foundations of how the consumer economy operates. It's kind of amazing when you think about it.
I recall some community in the Southwest (Utah?) where the kids would drive their bikes to the bus stop and leave them there all day, no one would bother them. I will let you guess the neighborhood demographic. Also, the concept of having the clerk get your things for you is not a new thing. 100 years ago you would hand a list to the shopkeeper/clerk and they would get the items for you.
 
This seems like a move that will affect shoppers of color the most....

City govs with help from usuals will try to find ways to put the screws to them and make the big corpo stores back into the rep'rashins-givers they were and then some.
 
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