Business New anti-theft Walgreens store has just 2 aisles of touchable merchandise - Chicago store requires you to order/pay from a kiosk and wait for an employee to fetch your purchase from the back

May 31, 2023 2:49 PM

CHICAGO — During an earnings call with Walgreens investors earlier this year, the company’s chief financial officer opined that his fellow executives may have overstated the effects of organized shoplifting rings on its operations.

“Maybe we cried too much last year,” James Kehoe said.

Good luck balancing that cheery, non-crying analysis with what you see when you walk into the company’s freshly redesigned store at 2 East Roosevelt in downtown Chicago.

In what was once a typical Walgreens, there are now just two short aisles of so-called “essentials” where “customers may shop for themselves.” If you want anything else—a bottle of booze, a deodorant brand deemed “non-essential”—you’ll need to order it at a kiosk and pick it up at the counter.

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At the new Walgreens concept store at 2 East Roosevelt in downtown Chicago, this—plus a small bank of refrigerated items behind the camera—is the full selection of merchandise you are allowed to touch. | CWBChicago

After undergoing a few weeks of construction, the store reopened on Tuesday. The pharmacy is in the back and to the left, equipped with a fancy new kiosk system of its own. An employee will teach you how to use it.

To the right, gated by anti-shoplifting devices to protect the inventory, two rows of low-rise shelves offer a very limited selection of those so-called “essentials.” Unlike the tall shelves you’re used to seeing in your neighborhood Walgreens, this store’s shelves are no more than five feet tall, giving everyone a clear look at what everyone else is up to.

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A handful of self-serve kiosks allow customers to shop the store’s “full selection” electronically. | CWBChicago

When we visited the one-of-a-kind store on Wednesday morning, two employees were dedicated to the “shop for yourself” section.

But if you want anything other than the very basic of basics, you’ll need to use one of the iPad-like “kiosks,” where a sign invites you to “Let us do the shopping” from the store’s “full selection.”

After placing your order, a plastic-framed sign next to the computer instructs, you should “relax while we shop for you.” When your order is ready, head to the pickup/FedEx/Western Union counter to claim your goods.

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Customers claim and pay for their kiosk-ordered purchases at a counter where FedEx and Western Union services are also offered. | CWBChicago

On Thursday, a company spokesperson said Walgreens is “testing a new experience at this store with new concepts, technologies, and practices to enhance the experiences of our customers and team members.”

“It will continue to offer retail products and pharmacy services, just with a new look and feel that focuses on shopping digitally for convenience. Inside the store, customers will find an area where they can pick-up orders, digital kiosks for placing an order, as well as an area to shop for essential items.”

So, how was our visit? Weird.

After browsing both aisles of touchable merchandise, our intrepid reporter decided to buy an ice-cold Coca-Cola, priced at $1.89 or two for $3.

To start the check-out experience, an employee used their name tag to bring one of the self-serve stations to life.

It promptly charged our reporter $2.89 for the $1.89 soda. Plus tax, of course.

The error was quickly remedied with the help of both “shop for yourself” attendants.

Propped on the sidewalk at the corner of State and Roosevelt, a sandwich board boasts that the company has “built a better Walgreens.”

You can judge that for yourself between 7 a.m. and 10 p.m. daily.

A reader who lives near the Walgreens contacted the company after it shuttered for remodeling, wondering if the store had closed permanently. In mid-May, that reader sent us a copy of the response they said they received.

The response said the store was “undergoing a remodeling effort for Walgreens to test new concepts, technologies and practices aimed at bringing the community a greater convenience and safety for our customers, patients and team members.”

“This redesigned store will have the latest in e-commerce offerings to increase customer service, mitigate theft and increase safety for customers and employees—all the while, continuing to have a full service pharmacy for our patients.”

It went on to say the remodeled store will have “a new look and feel, focused on getting customers to place orders ahead of time digitally at Walgreens.com or in the Walgreens app for in-store Pickup. Customers who don’t place an order in advance will still be able to order in-store by placing orders from our kiosks—with Walgreens team members available to offer assistance.”

The store would also “include an ‘Essentials’ area where customers may shop for themselves from a selection of essential and convenience items.”

“We are targeting re-opening the full store Memorial Day weekend,” it said. The store reopened on Tuesday, the day after Memorial Day.

After this story was published, a Walgreens spokesperson told CWBChicago that she is the only person authorized to speak about the new store and she did not create the letter that our reader received. On Friday, the spokesperson said the letter “was not sent from Walgreens to a customer.”

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I recall some community in the Southwest (Utah?) where the kids would drive their bikes to the bus stop and leave them there all day, no one would bother them. I will let you guess the neighborhood demographic. Also, the concept of having the clerk get your things for you is not a new thing. 100 years ago you would hand a list to the shopkeeper/clerk and they would get the items for you.
That sounds normal tbh. I've seen bikes sit at the Walmart bike stand for entire summers before the Walmart chops the lock and gets rid of them because the owner isn't coming back. Having a polite society that has a religious base and finds nigger/wiggerdom untenable is why I live in Utah man.
 
Thing is this won't happen everywhere. Chicago may be turning into General Store 1, but a low crime state like Utah? Why bother with the remodel? Chicago gets to suck on the consequences of its actions until morale improves
Of course! There's no need to harden a location if it's not being targeted for wholesale robbery.

This seems like a move that will affect shoppers of color the most....

City govs with help from usuals will try to find ways to put the screws to them and make the big corpo stores back into the rep'rashins-givers they were and then some.
Again: I will bet money that Walgreens's response will be 'Fine. We'll shut the store down. Eat shit.'

What're they gonna do? Force Walgreens to stay open and keep eating the cost of rampant thievery? To quote folks on this board: 'DO IT, FAGGOT!' That shit would be hilarious. Talk about a legal shitshow the likes of which even God has never seen.

I don't doubt there'll be SOME whining, but I doubt they can turn the screws enough to make the corps bend the knee on this one. Diversity may be nice, but corp contributions are probably a lot more useful.
 
Again: I will bet money that Walgreens's response will be 'Fine. We'll shut the store down. Eat shit.'

What're they gonna do? Force Walgreens to stay open and keep eating the cost of rampant thievery? To quote folks on this board: 'DO IT, FAGGOT!' That shit would be hilarious. Talk about a legal shitshow the likes of which even God has never seen.

I don't doubt there'll be SOME whining, but I doubt they can turn the screws enough to make the corps bend the knee on this one. Diversity may be nice, but corp contributions are probably a lot more useful.


You underestimate the severity of an "interrupting black people's thievery" transgression. The aclu and whoever else helps can turn the name walgreens into magagreens overnight and can probably get them investigated for some forgotten and retroactive mafioso tax (I think they're headquartered in shitcongo too for double the fun). It will be argued (I don't know how) that this move is racist against black people and is a high crime of nazism but at the same time it's not at all because blacks got stopped from stealing.
 
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You underestimate the severity of an "interrupting black people's thievery" transgression. The aclu and whoever else helps can turn the name walgreens into magagreens overnight and can probably get them investigated for some forgotten and retroactive mafioso tax (I think they're headquartered in shitcongo too for double the fun). It will be argued (I don't know how) that this move is racist against black people and is a high crime of nazism but at the same time it's not at all because blacks got stopped from stealing.
I guess we'll find out one way or the other in the coming weeks.

Personally, I think a lot of people soured on the whole black victimhood complex after 2020. Oh, the gestures are still there, but when you see store after store pull out of 'diversity enriched' neighborhoods, well... at best it's window dressing.

I think there'll be some whining, but I don't see anything changing.
 
If this works then I am assuming that all stores in black neighborhoods will end up converting to this model. But will stores in white neighborhoods follow suit? If they don't, you know there will be cries of racism from the usual suspects.
Oh, you bet they will, at least in any area that votes blue. I've witnessed stores that my family shopped at when I was a kid slowly introduce all the low-trust anti theft "innovations" over my lifetime, particularly after the left as a whole started insisting all policing was racist and left politicians started taking that sentiment seriously. After passing the buck on to the businesses, they did the sensible thing: without cops to make sure they aren't actively being stolen from, they pull the plug. However, without any Ody actually rounding up the scum that causes that to happen, the thieves move on to the actually nice places, restarting the cycle.
When lawlessness gets this bad, the only way to halt it in its tracks is to start busting heads. It's unpleasant, but it's necessary. Blue cities are as good as lost at this point, because any leader who is willing to do what it takes is as good as unelectable.
 
Blue cities are as good as lost at this point, because any leader who is willing to do what it takes is as good as unelectable.
Shit-for-brains prosecutors won't punish violent niggers, if the stores put anti-theft devices, its 'racist,' if they close, theres outcry from 'the community' about how the store is abandoning them. The stores are damned if they do, damned if they don't.
 
Guess I should buy some six shooters, a nice hat, an a trenchcoat to go with my boots.

Hell, maybe I'll even buy a mule or two (If I get two, I'll have to call my sister Sarah) and build a buckboard or a wagon.

Why the fuck not?

I mean, if we're turning back the fucking clock, I guess I'll just start driving a wagon or cart to the fucking store and pay that kid at the soda machine to watch the mules, wear a duster, and carry a pair of six shooters and a fucking pump action. The wife can sit in the wagon with the lever action.
 
This the future, least in certain big cities, and likely some other places. Don't see it on base because people behave there.

As an aside, have noticed more and more self-checkouts at the local Costco. Refuse to use them. If I'm paying to shop there in the first place, will be fucked if I'll do my own checking out.
I'm seeing this more and more and a lot of the grocery stores I go to. The total inverse what it was 20 years ago; you had tons of registers and baggers while self-checkout was for people who bought just a few items -and the tech was slightly less reliable then as it is now. A replacement for hiring employees. The last cost is to cut the people.
 
Guess I should buy some six shooters, a nice hat, an a trenchcoat to go with my boots.

Hell, maybe I'll even buy a mule or two (If I get two, I'll have to call my sister Sarah) and build a buckboard or a wagon.

Why the fuck not?

I mean, if we're turning back the fucking clock, I guess I'll just start driving a wagon or cart to the fucking store and pay that kid at the soda machine to watch the mules, wear a duster, and carry a pair of six shooters and a fucking pump action. The wife can sit in the wagon with the lever action.
Whoa there, Jethro Johnny, can't have you getting any crazy ideas about self-defense against bandits with those firearms. Don't ya know the founders only saw muskets? Please ignore how the colonists also loaned out their personal cannons and warships to the continental army.
 
Really shitty black neighborhoods actually have liquor stores where everything is behind glass and you just point to what you want and pay before it's handed to you. This is simply the natural evolution of black people making white neighborhoods into black neighborhoods.

The only thing I find shocking about this is the audacity of the elected niggers, and "community leaders" to complain that stores no longer trust people to pay for the items, after years of making theft more and more appealing to steal by removing the penalties for theft.
 
As an aside, have noticed more and more self-checkouts at the local Costco. Refuse to use them. If I'm paying to shop there in the first place, will be fucked if I'll do my own checking out.
If the store expects me to use the self checkout they'd better give me the employee discount.
 
Kinda shocked this if this isn’t the new norm. Thieves will run every business into this model and Amazon packages will soon come with a ink splat pack removed only via unlock code just because of black people and junkies.

It’s insane to think that retail and American life will change just because retarded niggers are unable to act human. I never knew our cyberpunk future and corporate lockdowns would be hasten by a race so dumb they wash chicken in lukewarm water before cooking.

Gonna be neat when Amazon houses all the black people in some kind of housing project then poisons the water supply due net negatives on return.
 
When lawlessness gets this bad, the only way to halt it in its tracks is to start busting heads. It's unpleasant, but it's necessary. Blue cities are as good as lost at this point, because any leader who is willing to do what it takes is as good as unelectable.

I'll bet that's already happening, but with other minority groups bashing in nigger skulls and kicking them out of their neighborhoods (see: Cicero). Out in the heartlands, there might be a bit of shooting, shoveling and shutting up going on.

If we're headed back to the general store model, then Sundown towns can't be far behind, right?
 
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Shit-for-brains prosecutors won't punish violent niggers, if the stores put anti-theft devices, its 'racist,' if they close, theres outcry from 'the community' about how the store is abandoning them. The stores are damned if they do, damned if they don't.
There's going to be a rise in vigilantism. If the state will no longer uphold it's part of the social contract and keep the peace, then people will start to do it themselves. It'll start off with private security in stores and neighbourhood watch type organisations. The failure of the state to uphold the actual law will mean the thieving and crime will increase, and the vigilantism will increase in response, escalating to violence. The inevitable result of this will be some niggers end up killed while trying to steal and the compromised anti-white media will set out to ruin the lives of the people defending their property, and will succeed. In response to this, the vigilantism will go underground. Instead of people patrolling their own neighbourhoods openly, it'll be masked or disguised and hidden. Instead of trying to detain or disarm the thieves, it'll turn into "no witnesses". You'll have dead coons, zip-tied and riddled with bullets being dropped off bridges in the middle of the night or strung up and left as a warning. Suburban living will mean having to make your house into a secure compound, South African style, or walled communes where strangers are simply not allowed in the front gate and melanated individuals are treated as shoot-on-sight.

When the left are crying pissy tears because of how "unsafe" it is to be black, it'll do no good to remind them that this is the path they chose to take us down, but hopefully enough people remember who started all of this, so that they can weed those people out of their communities.
 
I'm seeing this more and more and a lot of the grocery stores I go to. The total inverse what it was 20 years ago; you had tons of registers and baggers while self-checkout was for people who bought just a few items -and the tech was slightly less reliable then as it is now. A replacement for hiring employees. The last cost is to cut the people.
My local Wal-Mart has about 20 manned checkout aisles, and two sets of 4 self-checkout with the manned ones inbetween. Even on welfare weekend (first weekend of the month, when everyone gets their check) there's no more than 6 manned aisles open. The busiest time of the month, and they can't even get half of them opened.
 
Half assed, its gonna take hours to get your shit, should've gone with an automated warehouse with those flat skate-like robots instead of wagies walking around with a basket

Also this is way nicer that I expected, if I was getting my store picked apart by niggers I would make the ghetto version look like fucking prison, which they are already familiar with
because any leader who is willing to do what it takes is as good as unelectable.
Its a cycle, the more subhuman infested an area or even an entire country becomes the less likely they are to vote for an anti-subhuman candidate, even if many of the subhumans are tired because shit its getting to bad even for them
and Amazon packages will soon come with a ink splat pack removed only via unlock code just because of black people and junkies.
And do what? stain the box that nobody keeps? stay the nigger who nobody will prosecute?

You need a pepper gas bomb or something, maybe an alarm but again whos gonna stop the nigga running away with mr.soyjak's baddragon dildos?
When the left are crying pissy tears
When shit gets that bad they are just gonna leave the country and keep proselytizing that bullshit from a safer (whiter) country, see for example that faggot bloomkamp who left south africa for canada, guess which ideology he defends?
 
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When shit gets that bad they are just gonna leave the country and keep proselytizing that bullshit from a safer (whiter) country, see for example that faggot bloomkamp who left south africa for canada, guess which ideology he defends?
TBH it's a moot point anyway: the WEF/globalists want to return us to feudalism ASAP, and then none of this will matter because you and I will be property of the state and will do as we're told.
 
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