Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

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Wow...a whole four months...nice to know that the Taiwanese completed basic I guess. The year is slightly more promising, and would probably mean that these conscripts might see an actual exercise, and do actual training. So they might be useful to man a defensive. It's still going to be a decade before that training reaches a mass amongst the Taiwanese where militias might form in response to Chinses aggression.

But, like I said earlier, I doubt China is going to invade militarily, I think they will just bribe the politicians to get what they want.
Actually if you read the whole thing or dig into the topic more, Taiwan has had conscription for years with service being 2-3 years. It was literally only within the last decade that they were looking into moving into volunteer service with the 4 months of service being implemented in 2013 and now being reversed.

But China definitely prefers their soft power. Especially as their demography now is a flipped pyramid there's some real debate on whether they can afford to lose that much young population - or if they'll have to less they riot and wreck anything anyway.
 
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Curry nutter wants to put a gun in every Taiwanese household.
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The last I checked China still have nukes. I concur with Bobby.
This is dumb but not for the reason Bob believes. The NRA is a useless organization that in it's 151 years I am not aware of it once gaining back gun rights. Anytime that gun regulations have been rolled back it's been because of the courts and not legislation. It only exists to syphon conservative money and be a boogey man for people to scream at and about.
Big Al is as much a Spidey fan as Bobby.
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And he clapped. He clapped when he saw it.
"slowburn thematically inspired by 70's horror like Rosemary's Baby and Wicker Man"
In other words it's boring as all hell.

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Two of them worked on a movie called Death Drop Gorgeous
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which has won multiple awards from conventions you've never heard of
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and looks like this
The iPhone and it's hipster faggotry have been a disaster to movie making.
 
This is dumb but not for the reason Bob believes. The NRA is a useless organization that in it's 151 years I am not aware of it once gaining back gun rights. Anytime that gun regulations have been rolled back it's been because of the courts and not legislation. It only exists to syphon conservative money and be a boogey man for people to scream at and about.
It also exists as a boogeyman for Justin Trudeau and the Liberal Party of Canada, accusing Pierre Pollievre and the Conservative party of being beholden to the NRA/American Gun Lobby. Which is a completely ridiculous accusation on its face because come on man, if the NRA was giving Candian politicians money, it would be literal illegal foreign interference. Hell, Bob's so stupid, he'd probably believe that too.

"slowburn thematically inspired by 70's horror like Rosemary's Baby and Wicker Man"
In other words it's boring as all hell.
Is there something Lesser Bro isn't telling us? :pickle::gay::thinking:
 
I'd say a big part of Bob's China dick sucking is that they are trying to unify into a bigger country. America isn't doing anything besides maybe making Puerto Rico the 51st state, so unless they enter talks into getting Canada or Mexico to join the union, they're a dying empire in Bob's mind. But China, who his media has told him is the next big power? Who are also working towards his desired one world government and allow his precious MCU to afford to get more bloated and spectacle focused? Well he'd stand up and zieg heil them if Winnie told him it'd get him citizenship.
 
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Bobby cares about censorship. You know why.
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Apostropheitis strikes again.

There was a piece of horrific news from Hong Kong last week. A man with schizophrenia bought a knife in a shopping mall and immediately used it to stab two young women to death. The victims did not know the man at all and their murders were random. Ghastily, Fake Tits made it about lesbians. In a follow-up post that Bobby also retweeted, Fake Tits (or rather her American baizuo handler) claims the Hong Kong police colluded with the government to cover up an anti-LGBT hate crime.
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I don't read newspapers and until now I don't know some people claim the deceased are lesbian lovers. At any rate it does not matter, and is the least thing Hong Kong people are concerned about. By signal-boosting Fake Tits, Bobby is signal boosting potential fake news.

One casual riot, and the world is ending.
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So this is a "new level of anti-LGBT violence"? Not even one casualty? Not even one burned Wendy's? Whatever happened to the genocide I hear every day? And no, it is not Matt Walsh and co. who caused this, it is the public school teachers who insist on their supposed rights of molesting kids.

Oxfam makes a cartoon in which a character that looks like J. K. Rowling wears a pin "Terf", and she stands beside a caricature of Glinner. (I hear you ask, "What does it have to do with fundraising?" "Fundraising?"). The inevitable happened; Twitter responded by reminding Oxfam how their workers raped children. (A&N).
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A mother is frustrated by her daughter's refusal to wear dresses even in formal occasions, so in retaliation she hides all the girl's boyish clothes so she has no choice but to dress like a little lady.
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Poor Null. He becomes such a raging transphobe today because his real-estate agent mother burned all his girl clothes!


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While I can believe some evangelicals actually did that, I can't believe such behavior is common. And once again Bobby describes himself -- a Believer who acts out of his way to be obnoxious, so he can claim "targeted harassment".

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When Bobby fapped to Harley Quinn, Elon Musk opened real books and absorbed world knowledge.
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Woke does not exist, yet Bobby knows enough about Woke to tell when people uses it wrongly.
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Disney's Blackfish flopped in China and Korea, and is predicted to flop in Japan as well (A&N). Bobby is doubtful about China's numbers -- in short, blame Xi, not Disney.
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Note he is silent about Korea. Bobby has a Korean bro-in-law, but I'd be shocked if they are on talking terms.

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Once again Timur Hahn thinks pee o'seas have no agency and has nothing better to do than to parrot American sentiments. And Bobby: Asian people just don't like niggers very much, how is that "difficult discourse"?

Darren Mooney is a scholar; that's why he writes for The Escapist.
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Ha ha very funny! Did you come up with that yourself?

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The new Transformer film is the first one without military propaganda.
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Contra Bobby, I think the most viable way for Singer to make a comeback is to troon out. This way you can dismiss all the rapes you did as "consent accidents".


Nostalgia corner. First, McD's revives something from Bobby's childhood.
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Okay I like Knightriders too.

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Astrud Gilberto? I can't believe that our Bobby isn't an uncultured swine. Fortunately he retweets another piece of "music" news that is more up his alley.
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This is because Swift is the dirtbag. This cunt has crabs residing in all her hair follicles.

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So it is supposed to be a tiger tattoo? At first glance I thought her entrails are hanging out of her abdomen.
 
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Like how does prejudice even make sense against other humans when you had a MOTHERFUCKING ALIEN literally wipe out HALF of humanity?
Okay so funny you say this right, but really at least starting with Claremont, the real start of the X-Men if we are being honest with ourselves, the mutants of Marvel have always been predjudiced against. Its both pretty neat, and fucking hilarious. Like, I am sorry guys, but they have been an allegory since Storm, because they were making connections between sticking out and the color of Ororo's skin. And thats pretty early on.

But the reason I quoted Flexo here is because in and out of universe, they really treat the mutants different. Which if you think about it makes a whole ton of sense. Even in a world of superhumans, mutants are fucking scary. And X-Factor really dealt with this super hard, you can just be blindsided by FireDick gaining his powers out of nowhere, because he wacked off and came lava. Boom whole complex is dead.

But whats really great is how often the writers treat the mutants as seperate from the other Super Heroes. My favorite is still Secret Wars, where the X-Men immediately fuck off and do their own thing. And everyone is real suspicious of them. And even better is they were completely fucking right to be. Because they fucking just attack Spider-Man and their plan is to team up with Magneto.

Speaking of him, I love how he is maybe the most punished villain in universe. Like you bring up Thanos, and he just got to skidaddle out of there after that whole Infinity Gauntlet thing. But Magneto gets fucking tried by the goddamn UN.

Like, really, the theme of the Mutants is, and has always been prejudice Even right now they just pissed off to their own nation. Again. And its never really been subtle. It just isn't always painfully fucking obvious. But god knows they like to turn around and make it really fucking obvious once in awhile
 
There was a piece of horrific news from Hong Kong last week. A man with schizophrenia bought a knife in a shopping mall and immediately used it to stab two young women to death. The victims did not know the man at all and their murders were random. Ghastily, Fake Tits made it about lesbians. In a follow-up post that Bobby also retweeted, Fake Tits (or rather her American baizuo handler) claims the Hong Kong police colluded with the government to cover up an anti-LGBT hate crime.
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I don't read newspapers and until now I don't know some people claim the deceased are lesbian lovers. At any rate it does not matter, and is the least thing Hong Kong people are concerned about. By signal-boosting Fake Tits, Bobby is signal boosting potential fake news.
The lesbian shit is being pulled out of their ass. It just sounds like a crazy dude pulled a shank and went for the nearest targets. Horrible that you're making it about politics Bob, like a Drone. Truly a Soylent fed bug man
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So this is a "new level of anti-LGBT violence"? Not even one casualty? Not even one burned Wendy's? Whatever happened to the genocide I hear every day? And no, it is not Matt Walsh and co. who caused this, it is the public school teachers who insist on their supposed rights of molesting kids.
So a scuffle is equal to 2020, George Floyd, burning and looting everything in sight? Right... oppressed my ass. Keep gay shit out of schools
 
These are the people that would look at "A Modest Proposal" and tweet, "Can you believe Jonathan Swift support cannibalism???"

You dense, irritating, dumbass m***f****.

Okay so funny you say this right, but really at least starting with Claremont, the real start of the X-Men if we are being honest with ourselves, the mutants of Marvel have always been predjudiced against. Its both pretty neat, and fucking hilarious. Like, I am sorry guys, but they have been an allegory since Storm, because they were making connections between sticking out and the color of Ororo's skin. And thats pretty early on.

But the reason I quoted Flexo here is because in and out of universe, they really treat the mutants different. Which if you think about it makes a whole ton of sense. Even in a world of superhumans, mutants are fucking scary. And X-Factor really dealt with this super hard, you can just be blindsided by FireDick gaining his powers out of nowhere, because he wacked off and came lava. Boom whole complex is dead.

But whats really great is how often the writers treat the mutants as seperate from the other Super Heroes. My favorite is still Secret Wars, where the X-Men immediately fuck off and do their own thing. And everyone is real suspicious of them. And even better is they were completely fucking right to be. Because they fucking just attack Spider-Man and their plan is to team up with Magneto.

Speaking of him, I love how he is maybe the most punished villain in universe. Like you bring up Thanos, and he just got to skidaddle out of there after that whole Infinity Gauntlet thing. But Magneto gets fucking tried by the goddamn UN.

Like, really, the theme of the Mutants is, and has always been prejudice Even right now they just pissed off to their own nation. Again. And its never really been subtle. It just isn't always painfully fucking obvious. But god knows they like to turn around and make it really fucking obvious once in awhile
Exactly. The XMen as an allegory (and those fans better be careful about going on about the politics because XMen work even better as stand ins for gun ownership than they do for the alphabet) kind of works if they are their own thing, but gets really funky in a broader superhero universe. At least the ultimate universe dabbled in it a little bit where everybody kept accusing Spider-man of being a mutant and every once in awhile he would have folks hurl mutant slurs at him.

Heck if you looked at it from a philosophical perspective, there could be some real debates. Like how would we know that Daredevil wasn't a mutant? Everyone blames the chemicals but he was around the age powers start showing up - what if it was just coincidence that he was blinded and his mutant power of enhanced senses kicked in to compensate? (within the universe i mean - obviously we know in reality because of the writer's original intent)

Then you start getting into things further down the line... like isn't Mayday Parker and Ben technically mutants, inheriting their dad's spider powers? etc

Like I said before, I enjoy comics for their goofiness and can suspend my disbelief for some of this stuff - but it has hard limits and boundaries and like... these people really don't want to push past those less they destroy the whole genre.
 
If you're not a person that sees every time someone tells you "no" or says "stop fucking with my kids" as literal genocide I can't even then you can see this for the critique of trans movement that it is. Or your a disingenuous piece of shit that completely ignores the top half the image.
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While I can believe some evangelicals actually did that, I can't believe such behavior is common. And once again Bobby describes himself -- a Believer who acts out of his way to be obnoxious, so he can claim "targeted harassment".
I can believe that some retard left this. I can also believe that Kyle is a retard who lies about evangelicals, like saying "sure the whole point of evangelism is to go out into the world and make disciples out of all the nations but what they don't tell you is that it's really to piss everyone off so they can have a victim complex". It's not projection at all! Kyle would've been better off saying that their reasoning is so that there are less people in heaven so their house can be closer to Jesus's.
Darren Mooney is a scholar; that's why he writes for The Escapist.
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The historical and societal context for Spider-Man was...Jack Kirby came up with the idea of a nerd who gets great power and that his actions have consequences.
The historical and societal context for Superman was... Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster wanted to make comics
The historical and societal context for X-men was...they were tired of creating origin stories so they just said "ehhh they were born with it or something"
The historical and societal context for Fantastic Four was..."we need more comics so let's make one where they're basically a family and have to play off each other"
The historical and societal context for Kamala Khan was...diversity

I can't wait for Daren to finally get off his ass and explain to me how throw away, extremely niche media before Disney got involved ACKSHOOOLEE helped shaped who we are as a nation today.

I would be irresponsible if I didn't share this.
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fucking autists, man...
Nostalgia corner. First, McD's revives something from Bobby's childhood.
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My arms have been ground down to bloody nubs from all the clapping I've been doing after I saw it. The only sliver lining in this image is that Jenny, like Bob, will never marry or reproduce or she will forever have to hide her love life or else the army of consoomers that watch her shit will tear her limb from limb for touching a man that's not them.
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So it is supposed to be a tiger tattoo? At first glance I thought her entrails are hanging out of her abdomen.
It is a tiger tattoo. It's from a super violent, super nakey, and really kind of terrible anime called Crying Freeman. Bob sees an orange cat and tries to make a joke about it being Garfield but can neither articulate the joke nor make one.

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I can guarantee you that hinmatoom spent the entire time jerking off to the numerous nakey and sex scenes and that's why he speaks so highly of it.
 

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While I can believe some evangelicals actually did that, I can't believe such behavior is common. And once again Bobby describes himself -- a Believer who acts out of his way to be obnoxious, so he can claim "targeted harassment".
Bob, I just find it funny. Yeah they got shafted, but your and the Wagie's reaction is over the top. You're not entitled to tips. They may have been a bit annoying, but going full genocide Bob just proves their point
When Bobby fapped to Harley Quinn, Elon Musk opened real books and absorbed world knowledge.
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Blob if anyone needed their sandwiches cut special, it was you. Cut into the shape of a superstar lol.
Woke does not exist, yet Bobby knows enough about Woke to tell when people uses it wrongly.

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Admission that Woke exists when Convienent. I am fucking shocked. Now I haven't watched the new Avatar, but the difference between Top Gun Maverick and say She Hulk is that it respects the charecters while still telling a good story. It doesn't subvert anything, it gives you that good shit. Same with Mario. But everything is about politics, right Bob?
 
I hope that scientists decide to study what little brain the Eternal Virgin has once he goes to that Big Moon Wheat Field In The Sky.

I bet they'll discover a new type of mental retardation and name it after him.
Just from these threads, you could write countless papers on the man. He's almost too absurd to be real. An obese, bostonian, failed film critic, living in his Mom's basement, with rage issues about all of blue collar america. He's like a sitcom character, this man's life is too absurd to be real...but it is.
 
I don't read newspapers and until now I don't know some people claim the deceased are lesbian lovers.
At this point it's more relevant whether the perpetrator either knew, assumed, or suspected they were a lesbun couple. Like, did he see them holding hands or sucking face in public? Did he hear one say to the other I Love You in Mandarin? Did he even have an inkling of a clue? That's the only thing that matters, not whether they actually were or weren't.
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Again, how could two grown-ass men, bob and Steve Silberman, be so exceptional that they completely misconstrue the meme and miss the goddamn POINT of the meme?! Personally I would have made the meme the "Sunglasses off-sunglasses-on meme" style, then maybe they'd understand it properly. The meme isn't advocating (by Elon Musk or anyone else) the sterilization of Trans Kids. It's telling everyone that "trans kids" actually are autistic kids who are getting sterilized. If Bob doesn't think sterilizing young children irreversibly in the name of "Troon Rights" is eugenics, he's so smooth of brain that there's not a wrinkle to be found.

I'm sure bob would take extreme umbrage at the suggestion that his sped niece be sterilized........unless she wanted to troon out.
Woke does not exist, yet Bobby knows enough about Woke to tell when people uses it wrongly.
Bob himself doesn't understand what "woke" means in context. He thinks any old movie or TV show etc, which have left-wing "political" (ie Environmental/Indigenous issues) messages baked right into the script is "woke". But this isn't what woke means. I'm guessing Avatar Way of Water isn't "woke" because it doesn't have shitty pandering writing with people talking about their feelings in the worst possible times.
These are the people that would look at "A Modest Proposal" and tweet, "Can you believe Jonathan Swift support cannibalism???"

You dense, irritating, dumbass m***f****.
The irony being that Bob has in the past made fun of people that didn't recognize that A Modest Proposal is satire, not serious. But Bob's illiterate anyway.
The historical and societal context of Wonder Woman was ... polyamory and S&M?
It actually and literally was.
Fun fact: one of my personal lolcows is distantly related to the creator of Wonder Woman, and I think the propensity for fetish is genetic in that case. Of course Bob would drool over shit like that.

For Bob is the Kwisatz Tarderach, the Lard of Lynn, Pol Potbelly, Masshole Mussolini, Last of His Line, the exceptional paste-consooming, crayon-eating Blue Curtain Analysis Expert.
 
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@Flexo or someone else, can you work this one out for me?

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Oh I'm sure this spells the end of her career. Thank you Bobby for your rationalizing your existence.

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Bobby knows Russian History.
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If he indeed knew THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THAT NATION, he'd have realized that Ukraine has always been an integral part of Russia, and that Putin is the one fighting for the nation's integrity.


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Leave.

Governor Mike Parson cares about the women and children in Missouri.
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If you think one needs the Bible to realize that one should care about women and children, you have a very dim view of people's moral instinct.

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I think it is better to be a "far-right extremist" than to have your children molested or mutiliated. I hope all parents concur.

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God sent said clergy member a message.

Ben Shapiro gets indignant that the makers of the latest Spiderman cartoon hijacked characters for children for propaganda.
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Normal people don't mention how straight they are all the time, when they need to do so it is usually a sexual situation. And how is an Instagram post not "real"? I thought only Twitter is unreal?

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I don't know what or who is "Ashwagandha", so I'd put my trust on the anime girl who says, "Don't look at my giant girldick" instead.

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It is everyone's moral duty to hate evil. Whether it makes you buff like Mel Gibson is irrelevant.


God Gunn's heavenly mandate gets challenged by non-person again (thread)
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Spider-Nig gets retired.
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Why should everybody think he, she or it can be Spiderman? This is a narcissism epidemic, and pop culture is capitalizing on it.

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I don't understand Bobby's insistence to ruin other people's fun just for the sake of it.

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Jason Stratham has some rough sex with Megan Fox.
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Do your civic duty and laugh at trannies.

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TL;DR -- autistic girl of 7 won't touch a cheeseburger that has been cut in half because she thinks it is "broken". Waitress bought her a new one.

Golf brings out the Machiavellian in Bob: "winners" are de facto right.
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