Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Ethan Van Sciver recently spent a little time mocking former-author Patrick's "six figure income" on Twitter.
Part five of the Patrick S (the S is for Six figures) Tomlinson thread is when his debt to Quasi exceeds the advance contract he was so proud to sign. Hello fans, here's a life tip on how to turn six figures worth of wealth into six figures worth of debt within a decade!
 
Ethan Van Sciver recently spent a little time mocking former-author Patrick's "six figure income" on Twitter.
Sounds like it's time for another debtor examination.
Usually I believe it's something like flat flee, then publisher expenses, then at some point after revenue hits a certain mark you start earning on your points.
I don't believe his claim anyway considering nobody buys his books.
 
That poor poor (stalker) child. Cursed with mark of fatrick forever in her genes. Is there a more cruel fate than this?
To be fair to her, the Tomlinson genes are pretty good when looking at Pat's brother and cousins. Pat's by far the biggest failure of the lot of them, from what we've seen.

The cruel fate is more that she has any connection to Pat whatsoever. Who knows, in 15-20 years time she might start getting visits from her biological-but-not-legal father, expecting her to "find her way home" and give him money for his lawsuits.
 
If Fatrick was smart he could squash this whole debt issue once and for all by simply filming a sex tape.

Not by releasing it, obviously, but setting up a GoFundMe to guarantee its destruction. The money would come pouring in. Might have enough left over to buy a new pepperoni maker. The nigglets get stringier each year and grinder blades aren’t free.
 
To be fair to her, the Tomlinson genes are pretty good when looking at Pat's brother and cousins. Pat's by far the biggest failure of the lot of them, from what we've seen.
this. pat's retardation has to be nurture and not nature. if it was hereditary there wouldn't be normal tomlinsons.
Who knows, in 15-20 years time she might start getting visits from her biological-but-not-legal father, expecting her to "find her way home" and give him money for his lawsuits.
he's a narcissist so good odds he will feel entitled to interrupt her adult life at some point. you're most vulnerable to narcissists when you're raised by them, and she has a good family to support her instead, so I hope she would be able to navigate it.
 
Rotund Rick said:
Take a look at prison, stalker
An obese man of (limited but still undeniable) sentience typed out this porcine "rebuttal" with his greasy fingers and fatly thought - "Yeah, got 'im".
Really boggles the mind.

Incidentally, it seems Porsalin has interviewed Joa Cumia and Turkey Tom, judging from his locked patreon posts - anyone got any idea why "Turkey Tom" specifically? I know he's a (rather spineless) zoomer Youtuber with a somewhat large audience but don't see any relation to Pat whatsoever. Guessing just to get soundbytes from a popular dramasphere guy.
 
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I'm predicting he's going to go on a Chris Chan-esque rant about the atalker childs and getting trawled. Not that he has any jokes or was funny to begin with, but there won't even be an attempt at humor. Who knows? He might be a huge avant garde success by bitching about how pathetic his life is. He even has a Larry the Cable Guy catchphrase that he can put on t-shirts. Enjoy prison, stalker.
"Mock the size of my cock? Just wait for the knock."

It'll be interesting to compare a recording of the standup Patrick could create to the original Anthony 'A-log' LaGatto's. That was painful on the level unseen until then.
 
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Spoutible is quite an interesting case study in its own right. Creator is weirdly close to Meghan Markle (he created a website that tracks "harassment" of them and appeared in their Netflix doc, though he insists he isn't being paid by them), and he spends more time posting on twitter than he does his own website.
That’s the same guy locked in some kind of retarded litigation with Nate The Lawyer isn’t it? And runs something called Bot Sentinel?
 
Incidentally, it seems Porsalin has interviewed Joa Cumia and Turkey Tom, judging from his locked patreon posts - anyone got any idea why "Turkey Tom" specifically? I know he's a (rather spineless) zoomer Youtuber with a somewhat large audience but don't see any relation to Pat whatsoever. Guessing just to get soundbytes from a popular dramasphere guy.
It will just be Tom reading Kiwifarms posts like he does for all his other videos.
 
This seems like another Technicality Tomlinson claim to me. He might have made $100k figures over the course of a few years and be technically telling the truth. Just pay no attention to the fact that he actually earned $25k - $33k a year, on par with the guys who collect his garbage.
Please don't insult trashmen, who do legitimate (and often well-paid work) for society, unlike man of pig who has been a drain (or clogging the drain you see, because he's fat) on society his entire fucking life.
 
Just pay no attention to the fact that he actually earned $25k - $33k a year, on par with the guys who collect his garbage.
Wrong, stalker child. They make more.
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That poor poor (stalker) child. Cursed with mark of fatrick forever in her genes. Is there a more cruel fate than this?
It's a close call, but I'd say Ethan Ralph's guntlings have it worse. At least Pat's abandoned daughter has grown up with a loving family, and her mother seems to have her head on straight (she at least had the sense to get away from Pig-tits Tomlinson, although she also got impregnated by him...).

Meanwhile, Demon Baby No.1 is being raised by a BPD whore and some random Mexican, and Demon Baby No.2 is being raised by a literal pedophile and whatever lunatic allows her into their paddock next.
 
Also a fun RT, I like Pat convincing himself that he's actually being censored by Twitter and that's why he's not getting followers or views.
And of course it has nothing to do with the fact his feed is just an incessant torrent of spam saying "Enjoy prison" over and over and over and over again all day long.
 
And of course it has nothing to do with the fact his feed is just an incessant torrent of spam saying "Enjoy prison" over and over and over and over again all day long.
You get a similar effect by teaching a Furby to say enjoy prison and no child at random points during the day but it's less fat and gross and doesn't build shitty furniture.
 
pat definitely earned at least six figures from his book sales. action figures, that is.
He literally made that same joke. How does it feel to be beaten to the joke by someone so fat?
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And it's not even good ones, it's the Disney shit.
 
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