Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Chibitzen]

Secondly I call bullshit on that whole story Kayla probably had to carry a tray of food and Rackets had to stick toothpicks in a canape or something. Horror of horrors it was a average wedding and the family had to pitch in. Rekieta being used to having everything done already and mummy and daddy footing the bill is absolutely shocked he has to lift a finger to help family.

I don't even understand what this story was meant to appeal to. Does he want his audience to break out some violin?

I like that locals seems to be feeling froggy with both Nick and each other. The whole hierarchy that was in place originally with the lewdposting is gone and now it seems much more like a free-for-all.

Well of course. Match meets kindling.

$5/mo and you too can milk this cow directly. It's going to be funny as fuck once the milk runs out. What's after milk? Nickburgers? Will he throw one of his orbiters into the fire to keep hungry mobs at bay?

Ironically a lot of the people who got mad then would probably agree with him now.

Especially if it keeps them from having to agree with Legalbytes, of all people. Ouch.

Edit:

Where in the fuck did this cum come from? I thought Art was an old coomer nutcase who got off to watching his wife flaunt her tits to randos on the internet. Did Nick finally cross a rubicon in Art's mind or did something happen to Art th

Art has been one of the hungrier parasocial characters from Nick's Kingdom of Coom. He's now projecting his own embarrassment back onto Nick since his cow is clearly on the decline. It's funny af.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

First off why does every Rekieta family function seem to turn into a near brawl?

Because Nick is a nigger. He engages in niggardly behavior like driving a mustang into a small ditch and lusting over a grainy photo of a person who no longer exists in that form. He's an alcoholic egotist with no self control. He also doesn't like to work and begs for money like a niggeress on welfare after popping out a gaggle of nigletts from different fathers. These among many are all the makings of a nigger you'd see in a NYC subway or section 8 housing.

 

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I don't even understand what this story was meant to appeal to. Does he want his audience to break out some violin?

I think he was trying to sound like a man who's in control. Reminds me of how he talked when LegalBytes husband threatened to beat the shit out of him. In reality he was shaking for the rest of the evening, and not just from the DTs and Parkinson's. It was so bad that night, he could barely guide the balldo in.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Ironically a lot of the people who got mad then would probably agree with him now.

This is 100% true. I would assert that Hoeg is a piece of shit, but so is Rekieta.

That said, I wouldn't wish a stroke on anyone, not even a lawyer.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

First off why does every Rekieta family function seem to turn into a near brawl? Remember the last one where the angry elderly father kicked everyone out? Worst thing that ever happened at a wedding I was at was that me and my friends some kids snuck out to smoke a joint. Personally I kinda doubt Rekieta's honesty with these stories as I think he just massively resents anything that causes him to stop drinking and thus blows everything out of proportion cause he can't just come out and say he hated it cause he couldn't be sauced to the gills.

Secondly I call bullshit on that whole story Kayla probably had to carry a tray of food and Rackets had to stick toothpicks in a canape or something. Horror of horrors it was a average wedding and the family had to pitch in. Rekieta being used to having everything done already and mummy and daddy footing the bill is absolutely shocked he has to lift a finger to help family.

I'm not so sure I agree. It's possible that elements of the family are a little trashier than we've been led to believe.

The other thing to keep in mind, in terms of "he's making that up to sound tough!!" is that he might have a lot more clout than you might expect. It's very possible that he (through his parents, obviously) have been spreading the wealth throughout that family for ~2 decades now. That's been my suspicion for a while.

The one part of the story that I'm pressing X on is his assertion he was sober.

Ironically a lot of the people who got mad then would probably agree with him now.

What Rekieta did was so obviously against YouTube's ToS that I assumed he was deliberately trying to eat a ban for some reason. Seeing his legitimate shock and dismay as he got banned from YT while on stream was one of the first firm confirmations that he'd gone totally off the rails.

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She was ultra sloppy hammered. Nicks Friday streams pretty much exist now to feed kiwi farms and Elissa clips.

 

[Maude Snew]

He also doesn't like to work and begs for money

Speaking of let's check back in with how that's going for him.

I mean still free money but also LMAO fucker raised 300k for that anime guy and this is what he gets. Also notice the most recent donation.

 

[AnOminous]

I mean still free money but also LMAO fucker raised 300k for that anime guy and this is what he gets. Also notice the most recent donation.

Maybe the hypocrisy of raising $300K to sue people for libel, then deliberately daring someone to sue him while calling him a child molester apparently with no evidence, finally caught up with him.

Considering the amount involved, he might as well be asking people to pay for his Mustang limp penis compensation machine, since he could have just skipped buying that to pay for his optional lawsuit.

 

[Swole McPole]

Maybe if they just fuck and get all that repressed anger out they could both calm down and be a lot less serious about their personal vendetta and can focus on the sit back and laugh part. Yeah, don't really believe it either, rainbow me.

The optimistic flag seems a bit unfair, because I can't help but feel you're closer to the truth than we want to acknowledge. So many of them *are* there because they're trying to coom -- and I think that's true of both genders. The wammen are there, flicking the bean to the Nose in his Balldo, fantasizing about themselves being in the terriible tattoo. (Rackets was here!) The men are there in the hope of banging the wammen. And cgoody is there banging all and sundry.

You're right though, that even if they get what they want, it's not going to cure their repressed rage. A casual coom isn't going to fix the thing that's broken in these losers. They're looking for meaning and community in their lives. They've signed up for a facsimile of both in their vacuous narcissist trust funder who larps as a lawyer and a hoard of miserable wine-moms who are hoping beyond hope that showing their tits and arses will help them to retain some fleeting fragment of a long passed youth.

You can't hate people whose lives are this damned sad. But it's impossible not to laugh at them as they flail around, attempting to make sense of their confusing little world.

• Andrew Tate --------- $9 million (allegedly by him)
• Glenn Greenwald ---- $6 million
• Kim Iversen --------- $2 million
• Russell Brand -------- $15 million
• Kimberly Guilfoyle --- $4 million
• Dan Bongino --------- $10 million (now on Rumble board of directors)
• Dave Rubin ---------- $5 million
• Joe Rogan ------------ rejected $100 million podcast offer
• Steven Crowder ------ suspected he took Rogan's $100 million offer

You've just pulled these figures out of your ass. Brand has about the same number of subscribers as Crowder does. I think he's got massively more potential for growth, because he's drawing his audience from both sides of the political spectrum. He's also much more entertaining and a much bigger 'name' than Crowder is -- the man was a Hollywood star, FFS. Crowder was just some washed up hack comedian. The only way Crowder is getting 100 million is if it's a twenty year contract.

Also, the idea that Rumble is just bringing on conservatives also makes no sense. Greenwald, Iversen, Brand, Rogan -- none of these are conservatives by any stretch of the imagination.

 

[JudyGemstone]

You've just pulled these figures out of your ass. Brand has about the same number of subscribers as Crowder does. I think he's got massively more potential for growth, because he's drawing his audience from both sides of the political spectrum. He's also much more entertaining and a much bigger 'name' than Crowder is -- the man was a Hollywood star, FFS. Crowder was just some washed up hack comedian. The only way Crowder is getting 100 million is if it's a twenty year contract.

No. Brand signed first with Rumble. Crowder signed a year or two later after he left The Blaze. I also left where many of these contract numbers were projected via articles -- they're not my guesses.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

No. Brand signed first with Rumble. Crowder signed a year or two later after he left The Blaze. I also left where many of these contract numbers were projected via articles -- they're not my guesses.

The Rogan contract from Rumble was for 4 or 5 years at 100 mil. Supposedly Tucker saw similar numbers from some venues, maybe 4 years at 100, IDK if Rumble was one of the suitors or not. Pretty sure Glenn Beck was at least one. I don't know if we've heard Crowder's but I assume if it was for that much, it's over several years.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Speaking of let's check back in with how that's going for him.
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I mean still free money but also LMAO fucker raised 300k for that anime guy and this is what he gets. Also notice the most recent donation.

Now I wouldn't do this cause I don't paypig for any reason but with this stalled out GSG you could buy some premium real estate in rackets head by making more donos like that last one.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

First off why does every Rekieta family function seem to turn into a near brawl? Remember the last one where the angry elderly father kicked everyone out?

I think Nick talking in Locals about the in-law wedding is the same incident as the angry father standoff.

The chat logger archives are still several weeks behind.

This is good evidence that a significant portion of Nick's "subscribers" are those who followed him over to Rumble during his initial support push and then just dropped him, and likely the platform, altogether.

This definitely fits my history. I downloaded the horrific Rumble Android app when Nick first got banned and then stopped using it altogether a few months later around the bottle incident.

I'm bored to tears by what the YT algorithm suggests for me these days, but both the user experience and the discoverability of Rumble is so poor that I can't be bothered to incorporate it in my daily routine.

 

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Now I wouldn't do this cause I don't paypig for any reason but with this stalled out GSG you could buy some premium real estate in rackets head by making more donos like that last one.

I didn't even see that!
He's never gonna live this Mandy thing down; what a note to start your vacation on lmao. Looking forward to the shitshow when he gets back.

 

[Maude Snew]

I didn't even see that!
He's never gonna live this Mandy thing down; what a note to start your vacation on lmao. Looking forward to the shitshow when he gets back.

Well maybe Mandy can come kiss him and stop him from shaking.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Well maybe Mandy can come kiss him and stop him from shaking.

She really came and gave without taking but I don't think Rekieta ever realized how happy she made him.

 

[Maude Snew]

She really came and gave without taking but I don't think Rekieta ever realized how happy she made him.

Probably sent her away too. Very sad, many such cases.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Speaking of let's check back in with how that's going for him.
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I mean still free money but also LMAO fucker raised 300k for that anime guy and this is what he gets. Also notice the most recent donation.

Stealing a line from Russel Greer? That's low, Nick!

 

[Anticipointment]

First off why does every Rekieta family function seem to turn into a near brawl?

It's possible that elements of the family are a little trashier than we've been led to believe.

To give clarification on which family side is being talked about in the wedding story, it appears to be Kayla's family, not Nick's.

Wife (and Nick) had to organize a white trash wedding for what seems like the child of one of her relatives.

This post details the Livestream where Nick recounted the wedding story & mentions that it is Kayla's family.

I think Nick talking in Locals about the in-law wedding is the same incident as the angry father standoff.

Yes. This is where there has been confusion about the wedding story.

Anyway, despite saying in Locals he wouldn't talk about it, Nick then went and spilled all the details. His motivation may simply be general resentment towards Kayla's entire extended family for reasons that can only be speculated about.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

What do you all think Rackets' next stupid waste of money will be? A bike? 8 more vacations? Another new computer? A snow plow?

My bet is those stupid Apple Vision Pro goggles:

It will go great with all his stuff! Perfect dust collector, next to his Steam Deck, his old computer, those arcade machines, the unread Warhammer 40k books, the 40k minis, the 40k paints, the ugly paintings...

(Mandy will never be 18 again. Or probably, a woman. At least the person you talk to, dummy. But hey, Drexel likes to watch.)

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

What do you all think Rackets' next stupid waste of money will be? A bike? 8 more vacations? Another new computer? A snow plow?

My bet is those stupid Apple Vision Pro goggles:

It will go great with all his stuff! Perfect dust collector, next to his Steam Deck, his old computer, those arcade machines, the unread Warhammer 40k books, the 40k minis, the 40k paints, the ugly paintings...

Don't forget that shortly after he built his new PC, he bought a new gpu (iirc RTX hype) to replace the fairly new one and then stopped playing any games shortly after. He also got a surface drawing tablet laptop, likely the most expensive one at 1800 USD, saying he's gonna draw stuff with it (iirc it was about his comic, to sketch concepts to show to his would be artist). He also had those dual screen microsoft phones that he complaints about in his locals stream shortly after buying it and then bought another top line samsung instead.