There's no joke here. The kid in the picture is Danny Cooksey and the movie is Terminator 2 where he lies to the T-1000 about knowing John Conner. Bob is just listing off the other roles he's done to flex his wikipedia knowledge.
@Flexo or someone else, can you work this one out for me?
What does this even mean? From the trailers I've seen, this reboot of the Transformer film series seems to be going in the same route it did when Michael Bay was in the director's chair. It has not even shown Megatron or had the other familiar Decepticons as antagonists but you know who has been confirmed for this installment and probably will be a tease for the next one? Fucking Unicron!
Sure! *cracks knuckles* Translation AI powers activate!
Aw snap. Ralph beat me to it. I'll get you next time, meatbag!!
Bob is doing his best to embody Gen X's famous lack of care, despite the fact that he's a Millennial and should really come to terms with it. You've seen it a lot from him over the past few years, where he's constantly going on about how it's all fiction and none of it matters, so stop caring so damn much about it (insert space wizards for children.jpg here). Why have genuine investment in something you're watching? Do you want to be--perish the thought--cringe?
I don't understand Bobby's insistence to ruin other people's fun just for the sake of it.
C.S. Lewis said:
That's terrible. Someone should do something. And by someone I mean not any of these people and by something I don't mean stop posting on the website that's so terrible.
It is everyone's moral duty to hate evil. Whether it makes you buff like Mel Gibson is irrelevant.
The screenshot is from Terminator 2: Judgment Day. The kid is the friend of the young John Connor that the refurbished T-100 Ahnold Terminator goes back in time to save. The "cop" is actually the liquid metal T-1000 terminator that's been sent back in time to kill young John Connor, and killed a cop and assumed his identity. So Bob is saying that lying to the "cop" (who wasn't actually a cop, and impersonating police is a VERY serious crime) saved the world (from Skynet), as if this was something one could apply to real life, because after all, the kid in the movie had no idea the cop wasn't a cop at all but the evil terminator out to kill John Connors, so therefore lying to cops...... saves lives? Ugh this is worse than blue curtain analysis. This is the inability to separate reality from fantasy.
this is some BEC (Bitch Eating Crackers) moment from Bob. Like, Lauren Boebert could be doing the most innocuous thing, like eating fucking saltine crackers, and Bob would complain about it. Hence "Bitch Eating Crackers". Maybe a staffer fucked up and used a photo of her visiting a WW I grave instead of a WW II one for this because I'm sure bitch doesn't do her own twitter uploads and shit, or maybe the person doing the uploading didn't notice, or maybe Boebert fucked up by accident and visited the wrong grave. In any case who fucking cares.
It's a herb that's used in east Indian Ayurvedic Medicine. They use it for stress amongst other things but WebMD cautions there's no evidence that it's an "adaptogen".
I think bob has a fetish for being kicked in the taint, because this was probably the reaction of any girl he hit on.
Ah man Dave the Barbarian was great. I think it got forgot because it was essentially between the two eras of piss take cartoon, instead trapped in that era of everything being anime. To give you the right idea, it was in that vein of Earthworm Jim, Sam n' Max, or Freakazoid. Where it appears to be a genre parody, but the real gold is in that the world is actually what it says it is, and that its more the characters are zanier against the straighter portrayal of the world around them. It was never high art, or the best cartoon ever, but it always makes me sad when no one remembers it.
That's what makes it extra funny. For one thing, we have no idea if the "explanation" is right or wrong. They could be completely lying. We can't see the tombstone Laura is kneeling at so we have no idea who is there. Heck it could be a veteran of the Spanish-American war for all we know. Politicians pose for photos. This is NOT news to someone as old as Bobby. I can't find it now but once upon a time there was a time where one of them was in a "scandal" for walking along a beach and fixing a tiny American flag that was on it and everybody went nuts debating how staged it was. (I think this was Bush but it may have been Obama.)
It's okay to agree with some of Bob's takes. I also enjoyed Equilibrium, but not as much as Bob did. So long as you're not agreeing with his genocidal rantings or his psuedo science, you're good.
I tend to forget it, but whenever it gets brought up again I always remember enjoying it for being weird but amusingly so. For example, this scene:
Bob has gotten to the old man fun bad phase of his life, because he himself never has fun. Including and especially with women. We cannot hypothesize on charecter actors or any of that shit, everyone has to be in misery modethink bob has a fetish for being kicked in the taint, because this was probably the reaction of any girl he hit on.
Ironic coming from Bob who has a legit 1000tardyard rooster stare.
The right wing's response to #MeToo, a movement that was taken over by whores trying to monetize their whoring by turning it into victimhood, was to go after fags and troons. This is a new one and I hope these retards try to insert themselves into and take over #MeToo. It died off in 2020 when the world shut down and people stopped caring about whores and their whore problem. It needs a shot of HRT in the arm.
Cost wise, it could be tool steel,but I doubt it, and as you mentioned the blade is way too thin for any practical purposes. This is a mall ninja weapon. Even a hatchet from Walmarts camping section would be a more solid choiceDid you know if you're an astroturfed, Chinese, fake lesbian with fake tits who makes pointless trash so redditors call you an engineer you get a pass on paying for a blue check mark?
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1666622026096803841 https://archive.ph/fQBGU
The "axe"
This is a cosplay accessory which would be fine but Tim addvertises it as "a tacticool folding axe" and in the description says "The Nukit Folding Axe is intended as an emergency, portable light-grade utility axe" so I'm gonna judge it as an axe. The biggest problem I see with this is that the cutting edge is insanely thin. It looks like it's an eighth inch wide and I sincerely doubt it's tool steel. I'm guessing here because there are zero specs given. Tim goes and tries to cut off any criticism of it's cutting ability by saying "lol it's not for cutting down an entire tree". Then there's the problem that it looks like most of the weight, what little there is, is in the handle. This is not good for an axe where you want the weight in the head. Also because of the lack of weight this thing is gonna wreck your hands from the vibrations, assuming that it survives the second or third strike. Imagine taking a piece of rebar or thin pipe and smacking a tree over and over again. You are gonna feel it and it won't feel good. This won't change that simps will spend their money just so they can pay her ballooning tits.
You know what you can get for $15 less? An actual axe that's not a toy.
https://www.smkw.com/hults-bruk-agdor-15in-hatchet
We can ignore all of this and her paid check mark because Naomi is Chinese, a woman, a lesbian, has horrific balloons stitched to her chest. Never change Bob.
$114???? For an AXE! One of the simplest and first tools ever made by man?You know what you can get for $15 less? An actual axe that's not a toy.
https://www.smkw.com/hults-bruk-agdor-15in-hatchet
You'd be surprised how much the cost of steel in general has gone up. If it's a good are, it's gonna have a lot of alloying elements in it. I'm not saying they aren't charging a bit much, but if it's good, it's gonna have a cost.
Lol. Yeah metals are pricy, especially post covid when production slowed to a crawl. Doesn't help alloying elements like TUNGSTEN used for tool steel (what a GOOD axe is made of) is mostly located in China. Don't even get me started on Titanium; same tensile strength as steel, half the weight, while the U.S. and Europe has SOME... much is in Russia and Asia as a whole. Which is under sanctions. And is also a alloying material depending on what u want
What is the point of speaking on the biggest platform on earth if no one hears? How can you get your ideas challenged? You can't. Now Bob will have to face the Believers telling him he sounds like a actual Nazi when he says "you aren't a person". This is the biggest event in Young Bobby's life-since Ellis told him off.Bobby's block got borked.
"You don't have the right to be heard," brother preach it to the rainbow degenerates and your precious noble savages.
Twitter isn't real, so all the "content creators" supposedly on Twitter cannot be real either.
I've seen Bob reference the idea of the Platonic Ideal at least twice now, and both times he's gotten the name wrong. I'm not sure if he's trying to be clever and failing, or if he's just so monumentally stupid that it's an accident. Truly Bob is the Platonic Ideal of a man displaying the Dunning-Kruger effect.
I can actually kind of explain; the fuckers thought the water would last forever. Utah and the rest of the west got hammered, the wind shifted. They made absolutely no plans for this event happening. Now Canada is paying. That's your superior future society Bob, can't even manage a forest. Blaming it on climate change is hilarious. Winds shift all the time, fuck offIndeed I think AOC would make a very good landmine detection agent.
Air pollution happened, pee o'seas most affected.
