Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[lindsayfan]

adam, having two functioning eyeballs is also part of your current identity. it's time for a change. be bold! be better. changing that will def lead to other changes.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

next step to alter part of his current identity: do I even have to say it?

Thank god we're on tor. I'd actually lose my mind at all the CHIBI IS TRANNY posters.

 

[Peko]

Yeah Adam, surely this will change everything

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God dammit Chibi how many times do people have to tell you. You're not an anime character. Doing the cutting hair trope shit isn't going to make you a likable person suddenly.

 

[Comma]

Yeah Adam, surely this will change everything

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This is what middle-aged women do once they hit menopause.

 

[Helmut A Ebne]

Cheebs threatening DFE mode again!

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Imagine needing to unironically ask twitter this question

As others have pointed out, he's fixated on "trickier" forms of consent, a.k.a. plausible deniability.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

As others have pointed out, he's fixated on "trickier" forms of consent, a.k.a. plausible deniability.
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this consent handwringing shit is him pretending to admit fault, but really insisting that the rules are too complicated to avoid his sort of drama. he cannot admit fault without weasel words or some progressive spin where he's a victim too.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Cheebs threatening DFE mode again!
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As others have pointed out, he's fixated on "trickier" forms of consent, a.k.a. plausible deniability.
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Yeah getting rid of your previous identities is all well and good. But until he actually CHANGES himself it's no different than putting on a different set of clothes or repainting a fence. It doesn't change what is underneath it all. It just changes what people see.

Chibi can't change. Even after all these years he's still the same spaz that invited himself onto the couch at GDQ and made a fool of himself. He's tried moving on from that but he's literally the same guy underneath it all.

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

Chibi wrote an entire anime monologue about getting his haircut




If only you knew how bad things really are...

 

[demicolon]

Couldn't even get a buzzcut, had to go to a hairdresser.
All to look like a homosexual autistic potato.

 

[Auron]

Call my a casual but for me Chibi content peaked with his mum shouting at him.

 

[Comma]

Cheebs threatening DFE mode again!
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This sentence shows that he hasn't learned a thing. Everything that happened around him has absolutely nothing to do with "bad fortune".

 

[lindsayfan]

it fixes nothing but he does look 50x better with a normie haircut and a shave.

 

[MechanicalHugbox]

Honestly its not terrible, but if he went like 50% shorter and it didn't look so fucking Greasy he'd actually looks like a normal ass man. He could lose some weight but that's expecting a lot from an American. Probably the best move chibi has made for his appearance, maybe a off the mark but baby steps

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Bootleg Amerimutt Josuke lookin'-ass

 

[Helmut A Ebne]

Did you hear that, trolls? He even cleaned his room.

I'll always love how he gives these melodramatic speeches about growing up interspersed with shit like this:



I also didn't notice he posted his "consent is too compwicated uwu " rant on FB too:

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

pbbbt what... no wonder he can't pick up on signals, his antennae is all fucked.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

the fact that this thread is active again shows how great his leaving the internet is going.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Chibi wrote an entire anime monologue about getting his haircut

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If only you knew how bad things really are...

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Should have just buzzed it off if he really wanted a change. But this new haircut doesn't take away the derp.

the fact that this thread is active again shows how great his leaving the internet is going.

He needs to TELL everybody that he's leaving and then keep us all up to date on why he hasn't left yet including getting his haircut.

Don't worry, he'll go away someday when the last person has finally told him, "I really wish you'd be quiet". And then the world will be at peace.

 

[Wodanaz]

Cheebs threatening DFE mode again!



As others have pointed out, he's fixated on "trickier" forms of consent, a.k.a. plausible deniability.
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If they are not serving you or benefiting you to have around, you don't need them.

8 months ago:

This is rich coming from Chubi...

I really wonder if he has any real life friends. I haven't seen him with anyone lately. He is just exposing anime platitudes to make him feel better, meanwhile donating to twitch hoes in an attemp to garner simp points.

I wonder if this is something Adam (formerly chibi) (formerly aquana) (eventually TBD) is referring to when he admits he has been a fucking idiot retard baby child in the past.
However I can't help but conclude that no, there is no hope for this dumb fuck because:

I also didn't notice he posted his "consent is too compwicated uwu " rant on FB too:
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Any logical person would look at this wall of utter garbage he just posted about sex positivity, kink positivity, consent, and conclude that the line of thinking which caused them to arrive at this post in the first place, was fucking retarded. They would then re examine their beliefs, and either change them or reaffirm them, insisting it was a personal failing. Instead, he is trying to have his cake and eat it too, trying to appease his fucking retarded morals while not changing as a person at all. What a dumb fuck.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Chibi wrote an entire anime monologue about getting his haircut

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If only you knew how bad things really are...

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>>I want to change, and the first step to doing that is to change my appearance

Adam, you clown, that's the absolute last thing you work on if you actually want to change. This is lipstick on a pig, it's a 400lb man throwing out his sweatpants and buying a fancy tuxedo instead, it's putting up new wallpaper in a condemned building.

And even if this wasn't retarded, maybe you could have started by washing that greasy mop before you got it cut. I hope whatever hairdresser he's currently harassing charges extra to touch that disgusting shit.

Did you hear that, trolls? He even cleaned his room.
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Looks like someone got Jordan Peterson's book for Christmas! I regularly have to remind myself these are the musings of a 30yo man. We're all so proud that you 'took upon yourself' the enormous task of basic cleanliness, the sort of feat normally possible only for God's strongest soldiers.