Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Nicholas II of Russia]

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Those scars don't look pretty at all. Necrosis coming in?

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Ashwagandha? Too bad it wasn't datura, completely losing their minds for a couple days might cure them.

That'd probably make them even more mad.

The only thing worse than testosterone pretending to be estrogen to the tranny is an unscheduled drug trip that brings on a revelation that they aren't actually a woman and never can be.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Thats what you niggaz get for buying off brand troonshine
🕳

 

[MrB]

I think I saved this from the Transphobic Memes thread. Either way it's extremely relevant.

 

[Kosher Snake]

Ashwagandha? Too bad it wasn't datura, completely losing their minds for a couple days might cure them.

the immediate benefit is it shuts them up for a time, that way no one can be infected by their cultish bullshit

 

[Meiwaku]

This is the funniest and most based thing that's happened in a while. This person single handedly bringing it to 42%.

Honored for it to be in my thread.

 

[Esmeraude]

Man, I only wish that they would have let this play out longer tbh. If there was actual danger instead of a brief troll then DIY HRT as a whole could have been investigated but none of these fools know about delayed gratification in trolling anymore.

 

[poopshoes]

How will troons ever be able to trust anonymously sourced unregulated bathtub DIY hormone drugs ever again? The impact of this tragedy will surely echo down throughout the generations, all having learnt a great lesson.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

These are the people who buy and use DIY HRT with hair in the bottles. I'm genuinely surprised any of them bothered to look at the ingredients list.... let alone believed what was written on the label. The fact that the troons think that the makers of the website are 'transphobic' is very telling. They're the ones who'll buy uncontrolled, untested, unlicensed, permanently body and mind altering drugs from randoms with false names over the internet. These troons are exactly the same as the mongs who ring the cops, complaining that their meth dealer ripped them off.

Whenever I see people get mad at defective illegal products I'm always reminded of this scene from the Boondocks with the gentleman crackhead

 

[Bahnhader]

So EstroLabs has closed all of its shops except for merch like tshirts and has added a new notice for a very fake class action lawsuit. All the pages but merch 404 now. The new merch I think confirms this was a troll more than a attempt at making some money, and I got to say it was a pretty funny troll and the website looked very nice for a troll site. I wish that the troll had lasted longer, but I guess selling something disguised as a prescription medicine could get someone in quite a bit of hot water and morally would be very dubious.
I'm surprised they didn't just sell that thai plant estrogen stuff that has no real effect on humans instead, I know there is an existing fake troonshine market in that and you can see twitter trannies complain about how they thought eating a plant would magically give them boobs.
I am curious who orchestrated this site though, would be interesting to know.
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This is the funniest shit I've seen this year lmao I hope more of this comes out in the future!

 

[innocent jogger]

I know I'm not adding anything to the thread, but I just can't resist:
lol. lmao even.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

I just realized they're claiming Ashwaganda can be fatal at 600mg, and the troll was telling them to take 2600mg doses.

Except he wasn't. He was telling them to take 5200mg doses. 2600, twice a day.

But looking at it, it's just some bullshit hippy herb. Likely no more effective than St. John's Wort for depression is. Specifically comes from the glorious street shitter lands of India.

The thing is, it's supposed to kill you from Serotonin Syndrome. Which means it increases your Serotonin levels. So it actually does work on some level, yeah? But hey, what does Serotonin do again...? Oh, that's right.

The troll was selling these fuckers what amounted to Steroids combined with Antidepressants. Basically anti-Troonshine.

The absolute cheek.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

he never listened to a woman at all ever.

DEFINITELY a man, then.

 

[Spergichu]

Ashwagandha? Too bad it wasn't datura, completely losing their minds for a couple days might cure them.

Spit roasting their brains with recreational substances is probably how a lot of them ended up chopping off their dicks to begin with.

 

[Paul Enwerdhoeven]

Ashwagandha? Too bad it wasn't datura, completely losing their minds for a couple days might cure them.

"I'm being misgendered by the Shadow People"

 

[ChromaQuack]

So let me get this, a random grooming victim would go buy one of these marvelous pill bottles thinking they're going to just straight up turn into some 1950's pinup goddess, or anime catgirl, or whatever the hell these fuckos promise these days.

Instead what he gets is :
-A mild anti-depressant effect
-A mild T boost
-16 hour long shitting marathons to think their choices through with a relatively clear head thanks to the other effects.

I don't know, as far as I am concerned this is some groundbreaking experimental therapy here.

 

[Hal]

People should do this more, it's a hilarious way to fuck with them

I think I saved this from the Transphobic Memes thread. Either way it's extremely relevant.
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Lmao glad you posted that here I immediately thought of it when null talked about the story on stream today

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

"I'm being misgendered by the Shadow People"

One of the symptoms of serotonin syndrome are hallucinations.

 

[The Feline Solution]

So EstroLabs has closed all of its shops except for merch like tshirts and has added a new notice for a very fake class action lawsuit. All the pages but merch 404 now. The new merch I think confirms this was a troll more than a attempt at making some money, and I got to say it was a pretty funny troll and the website looked very nice for a troll site. I wish that the troll had lasted longer, but I guess selling something disguised as a prescription medicine could get someone in quite a bit of hot water and morally would be very dubious.
I'm surprised they didn't just sell that thai plant estrogen stuff that has no real effect on humans instead, I know there is an existing fake troonshine market in that and you can see twitter trannies complain about how they thought eating a plant would magically give them boobs.
I am curious who orchestrated this site though, would be interesting to know.
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That "Oops! All Testosterone" is absolute 1A top shelf-quality laffs.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

Used to work somewhere that sold herbal supplements and one of the main things I remember about ashwagandha is that too much of it makes you shit yourself lmao. Trannies would probably just write this off as their completely real girl periods tho.

Funny thing is, Ashwagandha isn't actually bad if you take recommended doses. It can cure it contains chemicals that might help calm the brain, reduce swelling, lower blood pressure, & alter the immune system. Hell, it's main usage is for hairfall reduction.

The issue is if you are a retarded troon who use it in high doses which can lead to an upset stomach, diarrhea, vomiting, &, in rare cases, liver problems. Hell, it's considered unsafe for pregnant women because it might increase the risk of miscarriage. What makes this even worse is that on top of being retarded troons, they're also zoomer Amerimutts, who can chug a billion HRT pills & probably think Pfizer is ethical, but not do basic google-fu research on how herbal medicines & Ayurveda in general works.

>t. Guy with an Indian homie, with another homie who works in Ayurveda.