Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Gunter Hatherer]

I dont get why so many troons complain about being stuck in shitty jobs when megacorps are bending over backwards to get any troon employees, are they so fucking stupid and incompetent?

Social class distinctions among the oppressed.

Troon + Ivy League == unbeatable.
Troon + would be a french fry retriever anyway == not so much.

And that's only counting those who do not in truth smell like shit.

Nigga even mentions the "cock carrousel", real women never talk about that shit proving he's not just a dude but most likely an actual incel living off his AGP fantasy

"Cock carousel" is an expression commonly seen in online aggrieved male spaces.

Without trying to psychoanalyze, I will say this one has no idea how women talk.
I will further speculate he never listened to a woman at all ever.

 

[Nick Obre]

having to go to the doctor to get drugs that carry a huge risk is oppression, but only for troons.

Proof that trannies are inherently and unmistakably men:

They'll avoid going to the doctor if they can

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Seems there was an alternative to the DIY hub/okonoko (whatever the fuck that South American brand name is) troonshine.

It's called: I can't believe it's not Estrogen which is a clear parody on the margarine brand: I can't believe it's not butter... well turns out they weren't lying, it's not estrogen
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Well seems the troons like Jalyn are up in arms because it apparently actually makes testosterone levels higher and increases the possibility of male pattern baldness.
Labeling it as 'genocide' they're all salty.
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Lol, genocide that you and your dumb clutch of hens took something without even fucking googling it.

Ashwagandha is not a new thing designed to trick idiots. It's ayurvedic so has been being used for literally thousands of years. It has also been pretty thoroughly tested and reviewed in Western medicine (I.e., there's a ton of info out there on it), and has been a rage for years recently for its potential in improve stress response, anxiety, mental clarity, and other things. Including potentially increasing testosterone and fertility. No one was hiding this. I hate stupid, stupid people.

 

[Otterly]

Lol I've been saying for a while there's a gap in the market for an enterprising and unscrupulous businessman to take advantage of the troon black market hormone shit by selling "estrogen" to these freaks that's actually not estrogen

Could be a nice blend of Pimozide and bromine.

 

[realitysurf]

No one was hiding this

I wish they were, that would've been so funny if these people buried 1200mgs of Ashwaganda in a 50 ingredient prop blend.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Social class distinctions among the oppressed.

Troon + Ivy League == unbeatable.
Troon + would be a french fry retriever anyway == not so much.

And that's only counting those who do not in truth smell like shit.


"Cock carousel" is an expression commonly seen in online aggrieved male spaces.

Without trying to psychoanalyze, I will say this one has no idea how women talk.
I will further speculate he never listened to a woman at all ever.

wow Are you telling me that idpol was a dumb tangent for the left to elevate over class and economic inequality?

I agree that he’s a prime example of incel to troon too - no actual woman (who hasn’t had to deal with incels) speaks like that.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Are you telling me that idpol was a dumb tangent for the left to elevate over class and economic inequality?

Doesn't everybody already know that?

 

[Susanna]

they cant force me to wear a dress nor a wig

Just grow your hair out and claim to be "boymoding" if anyone asks why you're not dressing feminine. You'll get extra oppression points for being too fearful of your hateful coworkers to dress the way you want to.

refer to their son as "Lilith" while he buys sketchy hormone pills from some online Mexican pharmacy

Oh, it's worse than that. They're buying sketchy hormone injections from a Brazilian troon who mixes them himself from Chinese raws intended for lab use and skincare oils. At no point is an actual pharmacy ever involved. The Chinese supplier could start sending this guy flour instead of estrogen and the first anyone would notice is when their male pattern baldness kicks back in. The seller doesn't send samples of his raws to a lab for purity testing, and his customers don't get their blood hormone levels checked. It's all quite horrifying.

In fact not so long ago we had a huge thread where several photos of this troonshine was posted, showing vials that were clearly contaminated by what was probably cat hairs. They're injecting this stuff into their muscles.

 

[Layton Mysteries]

So EstroLabs has closed all of its shops except for merch like tshirts and has added a new notice for a very fake class action lawsuit. All the pages but merch 404 now. The new merch I think confirms this was a troll more than a attempt at making some money, and I got to say it was a pretty funny troll and the website looked very nice for a troll site. I wish that the troll had lasted longer, but I guess selling something disguised as a prescription medicine could get someone in quite a bit of hot water and morally would be very dubious.
I'm surprised they didn't just sell that thai plant estrogen stuff that has no real effect on humans instead, I know there is an existing fake troonshine market in that and you can see twitter trannies complain about how they thought eating a plant would magically give them boobs.
I am curious who orchestrated this site though, would be interesting to know.

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[(The REAL) Jack Torrance]

So EstroLabs has closed all of its shops except for merch like tshirts and has added a new notice for a very fake class action lawsuit. All the pages but merch 404 now. The new merch I think confirms this was a troll more than a attempt at making some money, and I got to say it was a pretty funny troll and the website looked very nice for a troll site. I wish that the troll had lasted longer, but I guess selling something disguised as a prescription medicine could get someone in quite a bit of hot water and morally would be very dubious.
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I was curious if this DIY HRT source had been tested here (TransHarmReduction), as this site came up when looking into Otokonoko several months back (post referenced below). Link to DIY HRT purity testing.

From surface level googling, some are saying that this EstroLabs only existed less than a week, so needless to say it was not tested by the linked website.

However, I was reminded that Otokonoko GCMS data showed no estradiol in the sample. So I went back and checked the other DIY HRT sources that were tested, and while some contain contaminants, all of the others show some form of estradiol. Importantly, the estradiol had a retention time of ~15 min in each of the other samples, meaning it likely is estradiol (despite the lack of mass value to confirm). But again, with Otokonoko, there is only the carrier oils. Pretty funny to imagine that this major DIY HRT source is selling oil only. That, or the sample sent for testing magically happened to be the one that didn't have any estradiol, while the others do. But that seems unlikely.

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The GCMS results for the other DIY-HRT samples show various forms of estrogen within the attached data. However for Otokonoko (above), no form of estrogen is shown. I have no idea where this 35.98 mg/ml concentration came from unless it was tested separately with results not shown on the website.

 

[Grift Garrison]

on top of the expected right-wing backlash from terfs and bootlickers, we have received a frankly astonishing amount of antisemitic vitriol over the last 3 years from self-described leftists who have doxxed us, harassed us online and off, and spread rumors about us being “landlord” “bosses” “profiting off the holocaust” and “shitting in mailboxes”.

Jesus Christ. Why is shitting in mailboxes in quotes? Shitting in a mailbox isn't an euphemism for anything. Its a pretty direct accusation.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Jesus Christ. Why is shitting in mailboxes in quotes? Shitting in a mailbox isn't an euphemism for anything. Its a pretty direct accusation.

I can absolutely believe a bunch of bat shit insane commie trannies shat into peoples mailboxes. That sounds exactly like something they would do thinking they were owning the turfs.

 

[SaveTheWhales]

Of course it would have a limited duration before word got around the troon community

Troons are vain creatures, but they're also stupid. All the company would have to do is rebrand and they could lure in more in order to keep the grift going. Hell, they could start up another company and use their prior failing as an advertisement hook ("We heard "I can't believe it's not estrogen" failed, but they proved that there's a market for a REAL over-the-counter estrogen-enhancer. That's why we invented Ladypill").

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

That's why we invented Ladypill

"Um, why does it look like a bullet?"

 

[Procrastinhater]

Troons are vain creatures, but they're also stupid. All the company would have to do is rebrand and they could lure in more in order to keep the grift going. Hell, they could start up another company and use their prior failing as an advertisement hook ("We heard "I can't believe it's not estrogen" failed, but they proved that there's a market for a REAL over-the-counter estrogen-enhancer. That's why we invented Ladypill").

How'd you like to be my VP of marketing?

 

[Positron]

I do think doing that at work, especially if you have to go through HR and stuff would be a lot more trouble than its worth and far more humiliating to have to pretend to be a tranny, because the closeness of everyone in a workplace means you would actually have to interact with whoever you claimed to be trans to to get hired.

That's because you have a sense of shame, an emotion that is quickly becoming obsolete in Current Year.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

So EstroLabs has closed all of its shops except for merch like tshirts and has added a new notice for a very fake class action lawsuit. All the pages but merch 404 now. The new merch I think confirms this was a troll more than a attempt at making some money, and I got to say it was a pretty funny troll and the website looked very nice for a troll site. I wish that the troll had lasted longer, but I guess selling something disguised as a prescription medicine could get someone in quite a bit of hot water and morally would be very dubious.
I'm surprised they didn't just sell that thai plant estrogen stuff that has no real effect on humans instead, I know there is an existing fake troonshine market in that and you can see twitter trannies complain about how they thought eating a plant would magically give them boobs.
I am curious who orchestrated this site though, would be interesting to know.
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They're still freaking out about this:

https://twitter.com/musent__/status/1666688432628801538

Apparently the guys running it are connected somehow to QueerQuirk.com, which is selling "Pride Merch."

They've gone protected.

https://archive.ph/wip/1aZR1

"Quick someone, contact the FTC about our illegal underground TROONSHINE (read: narcotics) cartel having a competitor show up with an inferior product!"

The nofap guys are right, porn rots your brain.

https://archive.ph/wip/RbAC4

 

[keytar]

Used to work somewhere that sold herbal supplements and one of the main things I remember about ashwagandha is that too much of it makes you shit yourself lmao. Trannies would probably just write this off as their completely real girl periods tho.

 

[glass_houses]

These are the people who buy and use DIY HRT with hair in the bottles. I'm genuinely surprised any of them bothered to look at the ingredients list.... let alone believed what was written on the label. The fact that the troons think that the makers of the website are 'transphobic' is very telling. They're the ones who'll buy uncontrolled, untested, unlicensed, permanently body and mind altering drugs from randoms with false names over the internet. These troons are exactly the same as the mongs who ring the cops, complaining that their meth dealer ripped them off.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

These are the people who buy and use DIY HRT with hair in the bottles. I'm genuinely surprised any of them bothered to look at the ingredients list.... let alone believed what was written on the label. The fact that the troons think that the makers of the website are 'transphobic' is very telling. They're the ones who'll buy uncontrolled, untested, unlicensed, permanently body and mind altering drugs from randoms with false names over the internet. These troons are exactly the same as the mongs who ring the cops, complaining that their meth dealer ripped them off.

God, if TransDIY gets shut down because of these fucking idiots making complaints about someone trolling them, I will laugh my ass off.