Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[EyeGuy]

The Glasgow Yiddish vegan anarchist free troon cafe is shutting down and has posted an angry rant on their website about it. Highlights include:

on top of the expected right-wing backlash from terfs and bootlickers, we have received a frankly astonishing amount of antisemitic vitriol over the last 3 years from self-described leftists who have doxxed us, harassed us online and off, and spread rumors about us being “landlord” “bosses” “profiting off the holocaust” and “shitting in mailboxes”.

 

[glass_houses]

The security guard's room mate deserves a fucking medal. Usually, these aspiring serial killers in drag encounter way too many women who let them walk all over them. Not her, though. Troon acts up, she calls the cops. Simple as. A role model for women everywhere.

Naturally, I also wonder what he's really been up to. I suppose panty raids, walking around nude, clumsy attempts at "seduction", "accidentally" walking in on her when she undresses, etc. No way the fucker is just sitting quietly in his room when out of nowhere she calls the cops.

I completely agree, but that said, narcs and borderlines are magnetically attracted to each other. I wouldn't be surprised if they're both batshit. Why aren't either of them trying to break the lease or find someone to take it over?

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Okay "Public Masturbation should be legal"

Who wants to bet the roommate probably started calling the cops are he was jacking in common areas.

No matter Man or Woman never roommate with a Troon it's same as room mating with a schizophrenic except society doesn't coddle them.

 

[Gar For Archer]

Can't be completely generated, there's legible English on there and AIs can't manage that. Popeye in the front could be faked, he certainly looks inhuman, or maybe there was a fucked up lens involved that's distorting him. Check out his foot.

I’m betting on natural phenotype (huge arms, broad shoulders, tiny head) exacerbated by camera angle/focal length.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

He's got some styling issues, and trouble with his (potentially wicked) curls.

So it was just the uniform.

You're telling me that it's somewhat hard to tell if a photo is of a man or woman if you blur their faces and obscure their bodies?

Exactamundo. but not for everybody.
That guy up front would look masculine even in silhouette.

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I believe my disagreements with some here over what passes is a difference in standards. I don't compare troons with their inferred desired image, but with masculine looking ugly women.

Of course the Blair White types I hold to the higher standard, but those are quite rare.

 

[Wy4M]

Some of them do sort of pass, at least in this photograph.
It correlates with distance from the camera.

Dios mio. The coomer.

 

[Trans Rat]

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Hairy man...
Giant left arm...
Is he a Soulsborne boss?

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

I dont get why so many troons complain about being stuck in shitty jobs when megacorps are bending over backwards to get any troon employees, are they so fucking stupid and incompetent?

Even my shit country has a troon quota meaning that they must hire troons, and even then they cannot find any who have even finished school, its fucking insane how dumb and lazy troons are

Shit maybe we should "troon on paper" just for the benefits, I know a guy who did and he's not even bothering to pass since they cant tell him he isnt a woman

Some of them do sort of pass, at least in this photograph.
It correlates with distance from the camera.

The Ubertroon!

This nigga can pick up a truck engine with a single arm

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

I dont get why so many troons complain about being stuck in shitty jobs when megacorps are bending over backwards to get any troon employees, are they so fucking stupid and incompetent?

Even my shit country has a troon quota meaning that they must hire troons, and even then they cannot find any who have even finished school, its fucking insane how dumb and lazy troons are

Shit maybe we should "troon on paper" just for the benefits, I know a guy who did and he's not even bothering to pass since they cant tell him he isnt a woman

The Ubertroon!

This nigga can pick up a truck engine with a single arm

On a second thought I think a better name would be

GigaHon

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Out here looking like a Bandersnatch from RE Code Veronica X

 

[Layton Mysteries]

I dont get why so many troons complain about being stuck in shitty jobs when megacorps are bending over backwards to get any troon employees, are they so fucking stupid and incompetent?

Even my shit country has a troon quota meaning that they have to hire troons, and even then they can find any who have even finished school, its fucking insane how dumb and lazy troons are

Shit maybe we should "troon on paper" just for the benefits, I know a guy who did and he's not even bothering to pass since they cant tell him he isnt a woman

I had a friend in college who did troon on paper to get a private room rather than having to have roommates. It was quite effective for him and the school gave him no trouble and never really even checked if the trans thing was true. I do think doing that at work, especially if you have to go through HR and stuff would be a lot more trouble than its worth and far more humiliating to have to pretend to be a tranny, because the closeness of everyone in a workplace means you would actually have to interact with whoever you claimed to be trans to to get hired.

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

I do think doing that at work, especially if you have to go through HR and stuff would be a lot more trouble than its worth and far more humiliating to have to pretend to be a tranny, because the closeness of everyone in a workplace means you would actually have to interact with whoever you claimed to be trans to to get hired.

I dont have to pretend to be shit, if I say I'm a woman then I'm a woman, those are the rules in insane clown world, they cant force me to wear a dress nor a wig, you cant define woman anymore remember?

As for my coworkers fuck them, if they say shit then I just tell HR they are being transphobes, and I'm not stopping until I get the ceo position

Crashing this plane with no survivors!

Not a fetish

Nigga even mentions the "cock carrousel", real women never talk about that shit proving he's not just a dude but most likely an actual incel living off his AGP fantasy

 

[Waifuchu]

I dont get why so many troons complain about being stuck in shitty jobs when megacorps are bending over backwards to get any troon employees, are they so fucking stupid and incompetent?

Even my shit country has a troon quota meaning that they must hire troons, and even then they cannot find any who have even finished school, its fucking insane how dumb and lazy troons are

Some of them are retarded enough to really believe that they're basically just as oppressed as German Jews in the 30s, sure.

I doubt that's the majority opinion. They don't have to believe the lie to keep peddling it, because if the lie is repeated often and loudly enough, it becomes true to the masses. Right now, as things stand, it's not unusual to find normies who quietly think this tranny seething is retarded, and these people are narcissistic assholes who should really just shut up. And that's not okay. The troons are, above all else, control freaks. It's not enough that they can get their dicks chopped off. It's not enough that they're allowed to go into the women's changing room to ogle little girls in there. It's not enough that some states will bring the hammer down on parents that refuse to refer to their son as "Lilith" while he buys sketchy hormone pills from some online Mexican pharmacy. It's not enough that they can throw a giant screeching shitfit about websites they don't like, and have corpos and journos bend over backwards to suck their mutilated "neo-vaginas" and arbitrarily restrict access to the mean sites in question. And it's definitely not enough that socially progressive 60-year-old normies can go: "Wait, what do you mean oppressed? You're not oppressed. That's just silly."

They want to control everything. Not even your thoughts are okay unless they fall in line with the tranny narrative. They aren't men, they're women. They aren't pedophiles, they're mentors. They aren't sexually harassing lesbians, they are the lesbians. And they aren't the most privileged first-world assholes on the planet, they're god's perfect victims and they need to be protected from mean words and mean looks and mean thoughts. Won't someone please think of the poor, downtrodden tranny masses that are being rounded up and sent to the gas chambers while JK Rowling watches and laughs?

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

A troon on Twitter who calls himself Freda Wallace started hassling a disabled woman because she strongly believes that some spaces should be single sex, with "sex" being dictated by biology, not fantasies in a troon's head.

Freda called her a parasite and accused her of making her disability up. He posted a sketch of someone in a wheelchair being pushed off a cliff. He sent her a DM of a photo of a pipe bomb and warned her to keep safe. That's just a few examples.

Freda works as a care assistant for the NHS as part of the patient transport service, so he helps with transporting patients from A to B. Or at least, he did.....

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Possibly late to this but could not see it posted anywhere else. After this Freda Wallace went on to delete Twitter and write a seething Medium article.

https://medium.com/@missfredawallace/a-statement-from-freda-wallace-db32322b4ae8

https://archive.ph/aRB6l

A statement from Miss Freda Wallace
I deleted my twitter today because of the level of hate directed at me from a very narrow, but well focused bandwidth of accounts. I’m not going to post any screenshots. Just imagine the worst things you could possibly aim at someone, times it by 100, then you might be half way there.
The accusation people are making is that I ‘sent pornography to a disabled person’. I'm not sure what the relevance of the disabled bit is, but that's what they repeat to anyone who is inclined to take them seriously.
1- The images already existed on twitter and some people thought it amusing to retweet them in sadistic accounts which only exist to publicly shame trans women and invite their followers to hate us.
2- I put the image within a thread of about 30 people, on the last count, so it was not sent to any individual. I used the image to send Graham Linehan the message that I don’t care and won’t be intimidated. It’s my image, they stole it. I wanted it back, in the only way l could.
3- The idea that the image is porn is an imaginative stretch. It’s a photo of someone with me in a fetish club, no sex is happening. My nipple area is showing, but these people think all trans women are “men’’ anyway, so it’s interesting what they choose to see when it suits them. There are other photos of me online which, I suspect, might give their scrupulous little eager eyes a panic attack.
They seem very prudishly sensitive when l take back control of my own images, but have no problem at all when they are stealing images from dating sites and sex worker sites in order to attempt to humiliate other people. It happens everyday on twitter and they are only outraged when they choose to be.
These people get into a wild panic about Sam Smith videos and what they imagine they are seeing in them. Its an artistic device to demonstrate a simple truth by showing people a partial image where their own imaginations then fill in the blanks. We know they just hate him because he's popular and non binary and happy with his body. When people show you who they are, believe them.
Graham Linehan, Kellie Jay Keen and Henrietta Freeman were all fully on board with this kind of trans-hostile, image stealing, twitter activity. Their selective outrage and moral duplicity is astounding to witness.
Two large transphobic accounts and all their sadistic little attack dogs piled on to me because I simply called out the blatantly apocryphal tweets of Henrietta Freeman. Someone who Linehan and Keen like to exploit and use her disability as a currency to further their own cause.
For at least 48 hours they had been tagging the central NHS twitter account of my employer to try to get me disciplined. If you think it’s “porn” why are you then copying it and sending it to professional twitter accounts who have lawyers? That's not wise.
This kind of intimidation never works for one simple reason. They are all connected by transphobia. All their accounts contain fascist dog-whistles, and more interestingly when I analysed them further over 80% of them contained the tag “I Stand With JK Rowling”. I wonder if JKR could answer why that is?
The more they talk the more they reveal themselves to be simple love starved pack animals, guided by cretins into a trap. The thing these people hate most is seeing happy trans people just doing all the things cis people do. To transphobic weirdos we are simultaneously a threat and the weaklings. We are neither. They are black holes where empathy goes to die.
Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions. (not sorry)
Freda Wallace

This brought to you by the good people over at MumsNet. Freda's over there gloating over what's happening to Caroline Farrow and one of them kindly provided context for new arrivals about who Freda is.

 

[Punished Neco]

Seems there was an alternative to the DIY hub/okonoko (whatever the fuck that South American brand name is) troonshine.

It's called: I can't believe it's not Estrogen which is a clear parody on the margarine brand: I can't believe it's not butter... well turns out they weren't lying, it's not estrogen
[A]
Well seems the troons like Jalyn are up in arms because it apparently actually makes testosterone levels higher and increases the possibility of male pattern baldness.
Labeling it as 'genocide' they're all salty.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Try to look at the blurry ones in the back without allowing the context to inform you.
And of course sort of passing in a photograph isn't real life.

I dunno bro they still look like men to me, it's the bone structure, even in a blurry photo they're sus af.
Maybe if I'm being generous it's the 1984 East German Olympic Shotputting team...

 

[Kosmo Kramer]

Seems there was an alternative to the DIY hub/okonoko (whatever the fuck that South American brand name is) troonshine.

It's called: I can't believe it's not Estrogen which is a clear parody on the margarine brand: I can't believe it's not butter... well turns out they weren't lying, it's not estrogen
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Well seems the troons like Jalyn are up in arms because it apparently actually makes testosterone levels higher and increases the possibility of male pattern baldness.
Labeling it as 'genocide' they're all salty.
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God, I am so tired of the genocide thing. In what way are they oppressed? They have an entire month (season in Canada), news outlets, the pharmaceutical industry, social media sites, celebrities, tech firms, mega corporations, and the list goes on. In no way are they oppressed, yet they have the gall the claim genocide? These people are so narcissistic and full of themselves, it's all so tiring. I can't choose whether to be mad or just apathetic anymore.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Seems there was an alternative to the DIY hub/okonoko (whatever the fuck that South American brand name is) troonshine.

It's called: I can't believe it's not Estrogen which is a clear parody on the margarine brand: I can't believe it's not butter... well turns out they weren't lying, it's not estrogen
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Well seems the troons like Jalyn are up in arms because it apparently actually makes testosterone levels higher and increases the possibility of male pattern baldness.
Labeling it as 'genocide' they're all salty.
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Lol I've been saying for a while there's a gap in the market for an enterprising and unscrupulous businessman to take advantage of the troon black market hormone shit by selling "estrogen" to these freaks that's actually not estrogen, the illicit nature of this shit to begin with means troons who get marked have no recourse other than to cope and seethe.
Of course it would have a limited duration before word got around the troon community, but in the meantime there could be money to be made selling these idiots stuff with the added benefit that its actually not going to harm them like real hormones would (as long as you're not a complete asshole and you make sure theres nothing toxic and harmful in) it could even be argued this theoretical placebo troonshine is better for them.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

God, I am so tired of the genocide thing. In what way are they oppressed?

having to go to the doctor to get drugs that carry a huge risk is oppression, but only for troons.

if anyone bought a product labelled "I can't believe its not estrogen" and thought it would be estrogen, i desspair. especially if they have tried I can't believe its not butter.

 

[RSLUG30]

I just want to say whenever I feel down I read this thread and take solace in knowing that the trannies are miserable. God bless this thread and everyone in it.

Seriously.
There's no greater way to gain appreciation for what you have than seeing these goons attempt to obtain a mere taste of it through years of medication and surgery.
It keeps me motivated during these grim times.